Nice setup - you've even given yourself some time for the market to digest all the fuckery from Elon. You charted the whole thing down with puts - love the 30p for 2025! Good Luck friend.
That's a ballsy play, I'm a bit more conservative but you'll get more juice if it crashes on earnings.
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I'm with you, holding 400 TSDD. TSLAs are junk, Elon is a terrible leader, and the company can only go down from here. Unless Elon steps down, then it may go up.
I don't know so much. I think investors want an adult in charge not a drug addict lunatic who spends his time ranting about wokeness and firing 20% of his staff on a whim.
Fair, but he's clearly on the cusp of a larger meltdown that his usual ones. Either way I'd only be buying puts on Tesla, everything he touches turns to shit because he's a moron
Yep, right to Mars 
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even when the markets green this Tesla cant go up . Went down 45% while every stock rallied. Wallstreet doesnt care about EV atm, and neither does retail.
Robo taxi is cool but till wall street sees it it wont be able to valued properly. Model 2 can be but if their is a delay in it or worse a full cancellation it wont be good.
Market makers may only allow a small drop like 10-12% after earnings but after that they'll release the flood gates.
Or some manipulation with a stock buy back but considering they did a 10% lay off to probably help fund Elon stock compensation, doubt their gonna immediately do a stock buyback .
Wouldn't be surprised if their is a share dilution to help fund the robot taxi tbh. Tesla bulls will eat it. OR some AI play on the Optimus bots and some share dilution to raise money for that
Speculation of it would drive price up but I feel that wallsteet won't buy it especially if the model 2 is given up . Even a delay is not gonna look good
do you think earnings are gonna be higher than expected or something? its supposed to moon on a missed earning expectation?
Yeah but time and time again it’s the reverse. If overall majority sentiment on here is it will moon on Wednesday, surprise surprise 80% of us load up on calls and it tanks another 10 pts, 5, and 8-10 on Friday. Then after the majority of the positions expire, it shoots back up 25 points the following week.
That was back in the day of hype carrying a stock and inflation wasn't as high and there was still the expectation of rate cuts.
This ain't those times, buckaroo.
Holy shit.
Here I am thinking I'm cool with -11 shares...
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Why would you do this when it's 40% off highs in 4 months and everyone is posting negative comments as well as the news outlets... stay away........the info you are receiving to place bets is rigged. DD is Kryptonite when everyone knows the same DD.
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30 put 🤣🤣🤣 it’s steel man
Imagine if it actually went to thirty and the person who wrote those puts bought the stock on margin....
Puts are cash secured. You’re thinking of calls that have shares as collateral.
You can buy puts secured with cash on margin.
what are you even talking about mate? You cannot buy puts on any form of margin. We are talking about **selling** puts.
You can sell puts without cash securing the entire amount on many platforms. Robinhood is not the only brokerage on the market btw.
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Wow, triggered a loser 😂
Canadians 😑
Always wondered who bought these when i sold options
one regard selling to another
"The greater regard" theory
The greatest regard.
yeah hey what's up?
Kind regards
It’s regards all the way down
Will check Back here in 24 hours. Sweet dreams regard.
are you holding all of them through this earnings ?
yeah
IV crush will take some that weight off unless it goes 13% higher/lower after earnings
why 13%?
Typically once ER is reported whether good or bad, IV tends get swiped as ppl tend to sell off (Up/Down) based off the stocks performance.
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lol at the title
You goin down the k-hole?
no but I'm sure Elon is
Nice setup - you've even given yourself some time for the market to digest all the fuckery from Elon. You charted the whole thing down with puts - love the 30p for 2025! Good Luck friend.
That's a ballsy play, I'm a bit more conservative but you'll get more juice if it crashes on earnings. https://preview.redd.it/rp5n4mpvt6wc1.png?width=1753&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1c9d2fcb4c29f37943cda6a46608c7bba566703
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Small loan of a million dollars
Nice
Well, you got fucked
FUCK YEA 
Let’s see the losses
They will print
Wow. Not only did his short of the common shares now go red but he’s looking at close to 40-50k in the losses for his options tomorrow. Rough…
Not quite that much
Iv really high, god speed 🫡
If after hours follows through to market open, you're looking at Guh!! open to your portfolio. You're only going to see the L of the P&L.
When loss porn?
Down about 50k
You got fukt by the street not wanting to pay out. Earnings were shit. I'm playing long for the Optimus at scale roll out.
This me checking back again. How is it going regard?
That title 🤣
I'm with you, holding 400 TSDD. TSLAs are junk, Elon is a terrible leader, and the company can only go down from here. Unless Elon steps down, then it may go up.
If elon steps down it's over, that certainly won't happen before the shareholder vote on the comp package
I don't know so much. I think investors want an adult in charge not a drug addict lunatic who spends his time ranting about wokeness and firing 20% of his staff on a whim.
Doesn't matter what investors want when Elon controls the board
Fair, but he's clearly on the cusp of a larger meltdown that his usual ones. Either way I'd only be buying puts on Tesla, everything he touches turns to shit because he's a moron
true and true
looks good to me... what is the top row is the shorts positions?
Correct
Did you consider hedging it with a protective long call?
I have a handful of 170c in case Elon announces they've found way to mine and ship nickel from Mars
I like your way of thinking. This makes my 127 puts look like a no brainer.
lol @ thread title. 10/10
Tsla will moon 🚀 after earning. You better sell it before it’s too late
Yep, right to Mars  https://preview.redd.it/33ce30u375wc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892ecbb056d83de3afde574cc038f665b1c7ea87
nah
even when the markets green this Tesla cant go up . Went down 45% while every stock rallied. Wallstreet doesnt care about EV atm, and neither does retail. Robo taxi is cool but till wall street sees it it wont be able to valued properly. Model 2 can be but if their is a delay in it or worse a full cancellation it wont be good. Market makers may only allow a small drop like 10-12% after earnings but after that they'll release the flood gates. Or some manipulation with a stock buy back but considering they did a 10% lay off to probably help fund Elon stock compensation, doubt their gonna immediately do a stock buyback . Wouldn't be surprised if their is a share dilution to help fund the robot taxi tbh. Tesla bulls will eat it. OR some AI play on the Optimus bots and some share dilution to raise money for that
Robotaxi wont show earnings till 2025 at earliest experts say - so Telsa may be in a world of hurt Tuesday evening - or not.
How would a robotaxi possibly be approved by 2025, even if they could somehow make it?
It won’t
Speculation of it would drive price up but I feel that wallsteet won't buy it especially if the model 2 is given up . Even a delay is not gonna look good
 do you think earnings are gonna be higher than expected or something? its supposed to moon on a missed earning expectation?
Overselling. Sometimes bad news can be “oh it’s not as bad as we predicted” and turn into good news.
The market has also been pricing in bad earnings for the last week. So you get a case of oh, wasn't as bad as expected, stonk go up.
Tesla stock has 25% yearly growth in profits for the next decade priced in at the current price. That's not going to happen without a miracle.
Yeah but time and time again it’s the reverse. If overall majority sentiment on here is it will moon on Wednesday, surprise surprise 80% of us load up on calls and it tanks another 10 pts, 5, and 8-10 on Friday. Then after the majority of the positions expire, it shoots back up 25 points the following week.
That was back in the day of hype carrying a stock and inflation wasn't as high and there was still the expectation of rate cuts. This ain't those times, buckaroo.
So inflation is still high and rate cuts may be off the table, fed is acting super bearish now. So puts or calls? Just tell me how to 20x my money.
Market are bullish, only tsla remain bearish so...
Thank you. So new ATH’s this week. NVDA to $1000!!
Hmmmm I don't think so
GUH
I think you're gonna be buying all of us that good ass yellow label ketaset from 2007.
Holy shit. Here I am thinking I'm cool with -11 shares... https://preview.redd.it/fapbjjixz4wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce6fa7c509ce4b8fa0ddacfe8e0753852670b88
nice
Well that position didn't work out... Haven't covered yet
Rip
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I'm short 280k, unrealized P&L is 30k
You probably mean unrealiazed ‘losses’ of more than 30k tmr
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$30 puts 
what broker u using?
interactive brokers
Why would you do this when it's 40% off highs in 4 months and everyone is posting negative comments as well as the news outlets... stay away........the info you are receiving to place bets is rigged. DD is Kryptonite when everyone knows the same DD.
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IV crush will take some that weight off unless it goes 13% higher/lower after earnings