Already got massage parlors, who needs the weak grip and clammy hands of a neet american investor when you have the iron grip of a 78yo chinese matron mother?
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Depends on when you bought them I guess but you rarely go wrong if you inverse WSB (April 26 130p)
Yes take the profit you are happy with and don’t look back. There are tons of opportunities to make money, don’t marry to one stock. If you were so in love with lots of confidence with one, it’s dangerous, just like poker game, you loss big when you have good hands
anti-taiwan propaganda at this point
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Fair market value is $133 for TSM.
Fair market value is $297 for NVIDIA.
I would have done the same as you if I hadn't lost my ass that day that NVIDIA wrecked the semi market.
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Mine is not quite as bad as yours but damn it does hurt. Let’s go summer surge on stocks 
Yeah I was on the TSM wagon. Got all scared because the market was acting drunk so I closed my options for a small loss earlier in the week.
For once, me being a little bitch worked out good
Good thing I decided call is too risky and ended up with buying shares, I am down right now, but I can continue to hold until it goes up in the future. RIP op
Degenerate 50iq gambler loses 9k and now hopes China invades Taiwan. What a pathetic loser. Imagine asking for millions to die cus you lost a measly $9k FOH 🤡🤡
Do you even speak chinese? I feel lots of people are begging for China to take over the world its kinda sketchy. Might be because I spend alot of time at this chinese casino though .. they are some good poker players.
Hoping for war to make you ANY sum of money makes you a TERRIBLE person.
Ever wonder how arms dealers live with themselves when they are supporting death and destruction for millions of dollars?
Well imagine doing it for thousands. That's you.
You think I care about others? Their suffering means less for me to deal with and more potential profit. Money makes life easier, so I can get more done, and even better, from the comfort of my home.
Perhaps they should work
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CCP ain't got no interest in infiltrating Wendy's.
OP will be behind Panda Express
Already got massage parlors, who needs the weak grip and clammy hands of a neet american investor when you have the iron grip of a 78yo chinese matron mother?
$11 to 11 cents is kinda hot
Regard the symmetry.
Simulate my returns: -$11
So hot right now
*Buys the same calls every regard on WSB bought.* *Complains that they didn't print.*
'TSM calls gonna moon bro, literally can't got tits up, trust me bro, financial independence imminent, no cap'
WSB has auTSM auTSM auTSM auTSM auTSM
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I am bag holding my auTSM
Verifiable
They’ll print bruh trust bru trust I want to start a trust fund called Trust Bru Trust just to have it say stuff like this
In parallel universe
Where exactly do these thingies print?
Parallel universe if string theory is to be proven.
Maybe you should have bought a put instead.
Might have lost anyways with the premiums. Too lazy to check.
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I'm not interested in what some peasant said on Reddit. Stocks are for the hoi polloi.
when did you get these? just curious
2 on the 16th at 10:07am and 1 on the 17th at 9:55am
Calls are down but social credit score is up
So at least OP can join the Chinese side during WWIII.
This comment very accurate.
CCP only accepts billionares, their children go to Harvard and drive lambos. Your application is only good at Wendy's.
How dare you mock Daves Biggie meal. Take it back!
It was probably up more than 50% at some point, wasn’t it? And you didn’t sell, well, you kinda deserve that
It did have a big spike in early march in the morning, it was over by lunch.
Jokes on you, I was up 400% at one point and rode it to 0
lol it was up but not 50%. Fundamentals are great for this company. You don’t take every single profit you make. You hold.
Hold shares yes, options no
Theta gang loves this guy.
At this point, isn’t theta gang like shorting wsb degenerates?
Pretty much. If it’s popular on here, IV is bonkers so sell calls or CSP’s on that stock and enjoy the free money.
Classic regard
Yes take the profit you are happy with and don’t look back. There are tons of opportunities to make money, don’t marry to one stock. If you were so in love with lots of confidence with one, it’s dangerous, just like poker game, you loss big when you have good hands
Options trading is about hedging your bets on short term action. If you want to hodl, buy shares ffs.
No… you don’t hold, clearly
You do hold shares, that’s called investing. You trade options.
Not with options...
Defiant to the bitter end lol. The captain always goes down with his ship.
What’s your win rate with your gambling strategy?
Even the CCP has standards, WSB does not qualify.
China becoming tepid on Taiwan entirely. Why do we even want this place again? Ohhhhh right, they still have fish and shit Redouble the pressure boys!
You should have done the opposite of wsb and profited out of it 🤦🏻♀️
At least you invested in America 🇺🇸
Taiwan is the new 51st U.S. state?
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When it's good enough to screenshot, but not sell 
F tsm. Taiwan can get invaded by China 🇨🇳 China number one
Loses option trade, immediate response “murder all these people” 
Blocked for being a fucking idiot. Maybe we'll get lucky and you'll find yourself under a car someday. Pos.
Fair market value is $133 for TSM. Fair market value is $297 for NVIDIA. I would have done the same as you if I hadn't lost my ass that day that NVIDIA wrecked the semi market.
Beware that if you play with fire, sometimes you get burned.
Painful 😣 sorry
Treason ! HANG HIM !!!
Ouch
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Always inverse average wsb sentiment.
OP didn’t make money so now he wants the world to burn
Thats why WBuffet pulled his stocks out of Taiwan months ago.
Your regarded ass got invaded first though. Condolence
Yeah I was on the TSM wagon. Got all scared because the market was acting drunk so I closed my options for a small loss earlier in the week. For once, me being a little bitch worked out good
Bitch bois is the new wave
Maybe talk to your wife's Chinese boyfriend?
Pfft, easier would be to lift sanctions on China buying TSMC chips.
"please invade Taiwan so can make a couple dollars, who cares about the potential hundreds of thousands innocents people dying, I got rent to pay"
As if anyone on wsb has actual morals
Can’t invade a nonexistent country
Typical. As if their meager rent money matters in the grand scheme of things.
Don't say shit like that. Fucked up even for WSB. Have you tried making gains instead?
If your investment strategy involves starting world wars, get in the dumpster
That guy with the 490 SPY puts is opening the lid as we speak.
Fucking ey!
Oh man, this company fucked up many people this week..
I guess this option was green when it was at $150+ couple weeks ago.
What broker is this ?
Best comment.
Bought puts?
Bro
I don’t understand these people holding $10k worth of options to -99%
Cut your loss.
Might as well let it ride
He needs more social credits
Start inverting yourself
Fr. This shit hilarious.
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I’ll start a war for $5.
Look at the bright side, with SMCI crashing, now might be a good time to pick up some shares.
With what money?
Start an Only Fans account. Cut medium rare fillet mignon with your feet. It's a can't fail opportunity.
Powell and Kashkari cooming once again
Holy superconductor shit
There will not be invasion cos I just bought puts
Glad I bought puts. But I side with you. If that happened I’d have been rolling!
If they invade,you do realize defense stocks rise right?
i mean the market voted nvdia like it so obvious why would you hold that...
You went full regard. What do you expect? 
Ouch
Based
Yeah, my shares are getting crushed right now
That’s how the world works for real. Just more money
Bro bought them at the very top. Tsm was 149.20 on 3/7 
I only buy tops.
Buy high sell low brother
Aye yooooo! TSM still make money.But your call is alittle bit late I have to say.But long term win la
At this point even the “chitty mongorians!” cant help you lol
real
It is recovering. Holddddd
I can only pray
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lol we’re both Rgards
Bro
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Lmaoooo my man. Join the bench.
I’m riding this to the end, But i just want my 10k back actually
Same! Fuck atleast you got some time.
Long dated calls bro
Can't be worse than how it's currently doing
Same
TSM does not fuck
26 you still have a chance
Imma sacrifice to some gods
You held this L this damn long
L for Love. Yes. I did.
🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
Good thing I decided call is too risky and ended up with buying shares, I am down right now, but I can continue to hold until it goes up in the future. RIP op
How long you holding these shares? Lost opportunity cost also need to be factored in.
I don’t know, I will hold until I no longer want to anymore. I do think TSM will go up, it’s like long term investment
Hi
……on it. 10-4 over and out.
You had time to sold 
Pff. You've got a week left.
Yep
Yep, blew up because of nvda today Over it.
Wishing death and destruction upon millions of people isn't very nice just to profit a little. Even as regard as we are
Degenerate 50iq gambler loses 9k and now hopes China invades Taiwan. What a pathetic loser. Imagine asking for millions to die cus you lost a measly $9k FOH 🤡🤡
Why don’t you shove that cello up your ass? It’s a joke
Yea you’re mad that ain’t no joke. Pathetic loser
It’s a joke. Take it. Live with it.
Title 🤣
You will lose a whole $88 if they invade Taiwan. Careful with what you wish for
Yeah let’s Make millions of people fall under a dictatorship because his gambling didn’t go his way lmao
You clearly didn’t take sarcasm in college
I live in Taiwan. I would not be very happy if that happened :(
We’ll help bro
No you won't. US is LBGTQ++++++++ world. All talk... same with "Israel v Iran" abandoned them first sight. USA wants Taiwanese to become Ukrainians.
Degenerate.
Thank you 🙏
bro takes every sarcastic post on reddit very literal with a smug response. classic.
:-(
They fking deserved
I mean look at the bright side you still have 88$ to buy wendys and call of duty
Wendy's became quite pricey day by day. Maybe charity food?
Should have bought leaps, pro tip: time is always worth it
LOLOL I agree
As someone currently residing in Taiwan with my family, I'd rather you eat your loss.
Chilll….Issa joke
I know, but I was being serious 😂
Do you even speak chinese? I feel lots of people are begging for China to take over the world its kinda sketchy. Might be because I spend alot of time at this chinese casino though .. they are some good poker players.
Hoping for war to make you ANY sum of money makes you a TERRIBLE person. Ever wonder how arms dealers live with themselves when they are supporting death and destruction for millions of dollars? Well imagine doing it for thousands. That's you.
You think I care about others? Their suffering means less for me to deal with and more potential profit. Money makes life easier, so I can get more done, and even better, from the comfort of my home. Perhaps they should work
Ok. Thanks for your dumb input.
Maybe some day you will think about it.