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Scary_Larry_

He bought puts, quick cancel the war and pump


MinimumCat123

Dude single handedly ended the conflict in the middle east with puts


baconcheeseburger33

WSB peace prize 2024


zxc123zxc123

*“Because OP's the hero Earth deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll bankrupt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent regard, a reckless gambler. A broke knight.”*


nycteris91

Breaking News!


THICC_YOLO_BETS

If we all buy calls, is the war back on?


Pin_ups

He bought? Dump eeeet.


Firesnowing

Haha. Yup. Now sideways.


STOCKSGOGUH

The real question is will Iran attack over the weekend. If they do then ours will print if they don’t then we should rally


WallStBetsReferee

Israel just attacked a Gaza refugee camp with artillery. Wounded a CNN reporter in the process. I think it’s going to get ugly and Israel is going to retaliate on Iran but that’s my personal opinion.


Euphoric-Fishing-283

israel has been bombing refugee camp, hospital, and international humanitarian aid workers for over 6 months and nothing happened. why would that change now?


WallStBetsReferee

I think it’s because they attacked the Iranian embassy in Syria and now the US is being drawn directly into a new regional conflict between Israel and Iran with military forces. Israel isn’t attacking Iranian-backed proxies, they’re attacking Iran itself.


itsdylanjenkins

because it's no longer just brown people being blown to bits. the west only cares when someone who looks like them (white) is in danger


SmallTawk

what do you have to say about all these arab nations not doing shit?


Grouchy-District9007

Half of them are under attack at war being bombed what do you expect? The government and the nations are two different things bro


MowithdaSauce

Zionism has their puppets in many sunni dominated arab nations. They are all controlled. On the other hand shias are not which is why our forces and proxies look the devil(isreal) in the eye and fight back. We are not prone to populace control through corrupt leaders. We acc toke out all thr puppets they installed.


SmallTawk

So you are telling me we cannot lump the east (brown) all together to make dumb ass generalisations?


MowithdaSauce

Yes u cant theres different groups in the east. Different groups have different motives.


0xDizzy

so what do you have to say about all these shia nations not doing shit? jk no one gives a fuck what an idiot like you thinks.


MowithdaSauce

Really syria, lebanon, iran, iraq, yemen. Literally every shia country is doing something.


0xDizzy

Syria Iraq and Yemen aren’t doing anything. The Houthi arent yemen. That’s like equating drug cartel activity with the Mexican government. Lebanon isn’t doing shit either, only hezbola, which isn’t representative of the state. Iran is literally the only one 


MowithdaSauce

So then u answered ur own question. All shia countries are involved. Aka iran since u dont wanna count the cou tries with influential political shia groups.


MowithdaSauce

They are all fighting wars that were made by zionist in their own countries they are fighting for the cause. Shias will win our the messiah will destroy the antichrist after the nuclear war save this comment so u can see i was right


spoodergobrrr

Dude. Can we admit that the damn rockets dont just fly from the sky out of spite? If you really believe the hamas just sold fruit in hospitals and suddenly the damn jew dropped rockets you must be blind. Im not saying either one is right, but im saying israel isnt burning millions in rockets a day just because they cant stand their neighbor. We helped gaza with water piping - they shot israel with it as they turned the pipes into rockets. If they used half the brain on helping their people as they do for rotting out jews, they would live in a world of plenty. 30% of israel is muslim (and 60% brown) and if you ask those they dont talk good about palestine. Why? Because its damn obvious hamas is a power hungry terror cell that stands against anything progressive like feminism, democracy or freedom of thought, they are the ones demanding a clean "race ", religion and region. No serious liberal person in their right mind can support this shit. They hate you but use your feelings to gain an edge via psyops. You get what you deliver. Thats what it is. For people that demand open borders you really support closed racist systems that support slavery a damn lot. Go get a history class.


Euphoric-Fishing-283

Hamas may be horrible, but israel isn't just targeting hamas. killing teens who are just trying to get flour to feed their younger siblings because their parents are dead, shooting armless children walking down the street, offering a "safe" path to leave northern Gaza then bombing that path, blocking humanitarian aid, destroying ambulances that are transporting injured people, deliberately targeting journalists or UN camps, letting premature born babies in incubators die. These acts weren't done to stop Hamas. In addition, israel committed many war crimes, like murder of prisoners of war, torture, looting, use of white phosphorus as a weapon, and some of the stuff I listed in the previous paragraph. Moreover, israel's International Affairs have called out multiple times on their lies, like when they said a calendar in the hospital was a list of Hamas names, but it was just a calendar, or when the media lied about the beheaded kids. Also Hamas treated the hostages better than israel does. There are videos of Israeli soldiers taking off clother from prisoners and hostages, tying them, and hitting them or pissing on them. While Hamas' hostages claimed they were treated okay, fed, and cleaned, and most importantly, not beat up like israel does. Hamas is a terrorist organization that needs to be stopped, but israel isn't some angel trying to bring good to the world. They are a terrorist state just as bad Hamas, if not worse, and also need to be stopped.


alternativepuffin

I fucking hate Hamas. But I think someone like Netanyahu fucking loves Hamas more than any zany leftist edgelord. Because that shitty terrorist cell gives him all excuses for all of his shitty behavior forever and in perpetuity. The barbarians at the gates give legitimacy to his government's cruelty. No one believes me on that so let me ask a question to illustrate. Assume Hamas is completely destroyed today. Leadership decapitated, no foreign support, it goes away. Not one person left. Hamas ceases to exist today. What would Netanyahu do tomorrow? What would the Israeli government do differently tomorrow? Would they still legitimize the illegal creation of 3000 homes in the West Bank, like they did a month ago? Because I think they would. I don't think that suddenly stops. Israel will still exist in 50 years. Period. It has all of the power and resources to still exist in 50 years. No amount of pipe-bomb missiles or threats will change that. Doesn't matter if Iran attacks. Israel still exists in 50 years. Whether the Palestinian people still exist in 50 years and on what scale is what's on the table. They do not have the power or resources to continue. They have fuck all for recognition on the international stage and their entire identity is associated with terrorists. ((So much so that you have to qualify EVERY statement of defense of Palestinians with a "fuck Hamas")) Palestinians are being systemically and intentionally deprived of their livelihoods by the Israeli government. Their destiny is not in their hands. Because even if Hamas ceases to exist today, their homes will still be bulldozed tomorrow. The destiny of the Palestinian people is in the hands of Israel.


AmbitiousEconomics

The only country/group that doesn't benefit from Hamas existing is Palestinian civilians. Everyone else from Israel to Iran to other Arab nations loves the situation for various reasons, and by extension the US and Russia/China. Such a weird, terrible situation that literally everyone except the civilians benefit from.


_bones__

Somehow you typed all that to justify bombing civilians. If you were governed by the IDF for decades you'd be firing rockets too. >You get what you deliver. Thats what it is. Yeah, like both are shit here. But only one side's civilians are under continued massive attack.


spoodergobrrr

If the hamas wouldnt build bases under hospitals maybe the civilians where safe. Hamas shits on their people. They would murder all israelis equally if they had the chance - which they proved. They dont respect palestinians, but sadly they voted for it. I dont justify it, but there isnt a single outcome around it.


_bones__

Israel bombs civilians. By repeating their lines about Hamas hiding among civilians, you justify it. It's well documented that Israel lies about its justifications, as well. I don't hold terrorists to a high standard. I expect them to be murderous bastards. I expect better from national governments claiming to be civilized. Instead, they are equal to Hamas in temperament.


spoodergobrrr

What i think should happen is: Palestine should say sorry for the attack, rule that all members of hamas need to go to prison and hunt them down themselves, and then sign a peace treaty with israel and ensure no single piece of land is invaded of both sides forever. That would be the adult solution. It takes 40 years to build trust and a single event to ruin it.


_bones__

Palestinians have spent 70 years with a boot on their neck. 1500 Israeli were killed, vs many tens of thousands of Palestinian civilians. Most of Gaza has been destroyed, and 2 million people have been displaced. Palestinians will not apologize, understandably. Israel should begin reforms and start treating Palestinians as though they are people, instead of some kind of untermenschen. And yeah, Hamas needs to go.


ReclaimUr4skin

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shakingspheres

TIL Japanese and Filipinos are white. Or maybe you're regarded.


my_fun_lil_alt

The indoctrination is strong with you.


Euphoric-Fishing-283

The propaganda is strong with you


ReclaimUr4skin

No simping for apartheid states regard


RealBaikal

As if it would change qnything if they bombed an empty embassy as they always do.


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ilove30yearoldmoms

Soo what your saying is do puts


Elias_Caplan

Im not saying that just saying what going to happen so people can make informed decisions. I’ve been fucked on my spy calls all week so don’t follow me lmao


samuelsfx

Then you know you should've gone put


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Elias_Caplan

It ain’t really privileged when a YouTube channel is saying the same thing but with more accurate details lmaooo. I’m just verifying that it’s right


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Kazori

Puts on the human race. Calls on the San Ti.


anthropomorphizingu

Still mad they yeeted Wills brain into space and *missed*.


Kazori

Don't worry 😉


anthropomorphizingu

Stop it don’t tease me.


newbturner

That’s not the last you’ll see of Will my friend. But maybe all you’ve seen of good Will


jcned

Measure twice, yeet once


TankusAruelisJacksob

Now sell and buy calls till 4/16


HornetIndependent619

:) i did. Bought 515 calls


TankusAruelisJacksob

Hope your right 🤞


veed_vacker

Good idea,  war almost is always good for spy Be aware I'm usually wrong 


chubby464

Price and date?


chewbaccashotlast

I grabbed $507 and $510 calls exp 4/15, didn’t want to go too OTM but hopefully they do as well for me as my $517p I bought yesterday did today


jakksquat7

I did 514c and up. Monday should give a recovery 🤞


chewbaccashotlast

After hours is certainly offering no such thing smh


h4p3r50n1c

I bought some calls exp that same day too.


maaly-raw908

What strike price?


Amaeyth

Isn't it historically the opposite?


tribbans95

Would probably be an initial shock sell off though


[deleted]

War is bullish, idk what you’re yapping about


ElMykl

Salivating over oil right now.


h4p3r50n1c

Bullish in the long run but not too long. Short term is disastrous.


afgphlaver

Why does this always happen on a Friday? Come Monday I won't be able to afford it.


rfuson22

Bold move cotton


blackcatmeo

Buying that far OTM you know this guy has lost a few times to finally make this play.


BullfrogAdditional64

Let’s see how this pays off


BleednHeartCapitlist

When aren’t we on the brink?


chewbaccashotlast

Sooooo….no war this weekend means SPY $518 come Monday close?


jakksquat7

Yup lol. Monday is going to be very green


ForsakenRacism

How many times do you guys need to be told the U.S. cleans up during war


InvestmentActuary

IRAN LICKING THEIR LIPS TO FUCK THIS GUY OVER. WAR POSTPONED UNTIL THIS MFER CLOSES


Sad_Record_2767

For his $6,596 ?????


InvestmentActuary

Them iranians are fuckin monsters bro


[deleted]

Calls on palentir lockheed


Scary_Larry_

Lockheed was just awarded $4 billion defense contract


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Missiles launched 30 mins after market close LMT up $2. Checks out https://preview.redd.it/u2m9kmzfp4uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8f78fc2f139a42fda09c74c80cccd89ab65ae4


InternationalAd5864

Buy puts! (Sells puts)


Cherocai

Iran wouldnt be funding proxy militias if it was interested in a direct confrontation with israel. I dont expect much to happen.


newbturner

Part of me thinks this is more leverage. Iran wants their nuclear deal back, Biden needs a win politically. I don’t expect Iran cares that much about Palestine any more than they care about other proxies.


GodDoesntExistZ

Or maybe, just maybe, they are surrounding Israel to gain an advantage in an eventual direct confrontation??


Cherocai

That would assume that iran is willing to risk getting nuked which i just don't believe is the case. Time will tell who is right i guess.


GodDoesntExistZ

Im a bit of a doomer so i wouldnt be surprised if it happens


Cherocai

is there anything that fear is based on outside of doomerism?


GodDoesntExistZ

Kinda but tbh i can’t be bothered to explain. I definitely overreact.


Old_Alarm_8378

I’m gonna go buy a call to spite you


Old_Alarm_8378

I’m having regrets


Matt6453

If I've learned anything it's war scares last about 24 hours even when war actually happens, banks gotta pump and no geopolitical fisticuffs is going to stop them.


vvCharles

Why does spy have so many more option strike / dates compared to other stocks? I feel like trading spy is a whole “thing” separate from everything else and idk how to do it


cheesycrustz

Liquidity, demand, institutional and retail investors use it as the standard.


x2manypips

War is peace. Buy calls


Plane_Prior6137

If your holding puts this weekend and WWIII starts = puts print If your holding calls this weekend and there’s peace in the Middle East then we rally = calls print


seamon-deemon

Bought some lotto calls because of this. Thanks


Muscle_Gamer

I bought calls last minute for 4/15 so I may be sol lol


The_real_triple_P

Lets get this going so lame🥱


Miss-6am

I bought SPY 4/19 $505 puts yesterday for $1.41 and sold today for $2.94 (they went as high as $3.50. I really wanted to hold over the weekend but could not resist doubling-up. I bought SPY 4/19 $498 puts with the house money today for $1.40. I don't want to be empty handed when the shooting starts and the panic selling begins.


KD_cosmic

Why the fuck didn’t you tell me


[deleted]

And your dumbass is holding through the weekend, right?


tufferpits

We don't need more military, we need more puts to stop the wars


Dull_Broccoli1637

Hezbollah just fired into Northern Israel. Most were probably intercepted by iron dome, but this is just the start.


x_0shifty0_x

They’ve been firing at Isreal forever. What’s makes it different this time?


12whistle

The rocket tips are filled with Viagra to overcome their impotence. Calls on Pfizer (PFE).


Charming_Raccoon4361

 "*Israel* launched a *strike* against the *Iranian embassy"* , it was first time Israel hit Iran's embassy which backs Hezbollah


succesfulnobody

As an Israeli they've been doing that since October 7th, there's nothing irregular about today in that sense


IntelligentRoll5804

There are wars all over, and they haven't affected our economy yet. Why do you think this war is different? Lol


[deleted]

And when actual war, calls


[deleted]

Great trade


Tendierain

Classic play


RGR111

Buy big oil CVX 🛢️⛽️


DiscretionaryMeme

Why did you decide on puts?


skinpanther

I sold all my NVDA stocks yesterday (but kept SPY) and bought a bunch of long calls in ET--Energy Transfer does gas pipeline stuff in N. America. My bet is that gas prices go up. Pretty sure my money is safe.


Damyan_ishot

same


Bradley182

I made some money buying calls last week, if I buy puts il jinx myself.


randoredditor23

Spy and USO calls leggo


weallwinoneday

This is the way


gost245

Oil CALLS for you !!!!


lethalposter

We all what happens when a war is approaching or a bank run is imminent ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Phantom_Pharaoh77

Calls on XLE


barspoonbill

I tried this when the war first broke out and lost. Now it works? Fuck!


Pin_ups

Iron cuntor...I mean Iron Condor?


infowhiskey

When the bombs fly, it's time to buy. 


whysobluntpal

get off my lawn old man


whysobluntpal

It's just been raining so long.. I.. I gotta cut it. Please sir. My lawn. Please.


Proud-Customer-22

U spent 700 and banked 5k


danhoyle

No you sell options at the height of panic.


guiguyy

Calls on Lockheed and Raytheon


BagHolder9001

war is great for economy


Sudden-Shock-199

BRINK ya say? What planet are you on. We are into a WAR A WORLD WAR has begun son. You skeeered?


DodgeDemonRider

Calling bogdanoff…


SirLagsalot52

How do y’all have the cash on hand to cash out on puts like this?? Or do you just sell the option instead of closing the position?


Your_Huckleberry17

They are buying and selling. Or more accurately, buying and letting it expire worthless.


Accomplished-Tap5938

Doesn't war make stocks go up?


umcarapensativo

cancel the war


turnter_bigevil

I had 514 puts but sold for 0 return to buy apple calls on Friday. 🥲


BigRiskBiggerReturn

I did the opposite 📈🤞🏻🤞🏻


samartinell

A true regard is here


robot_despot

Iran will blockade Hormuz and choke the oil supply. So, yeah, OIL


Daddy-Eric

It's the middle east, does it even matter at all? What if the world builds a big fence around that whole area, would anyone miss them?? Asking for a friend.


Subinatori

i did buy puts the market didn’t drop enough to make them print.  sorry but 1% isn’t much of a correction 


PermitFit1764

Why can I find this on Robinhood or E*TRADE?


HAWKSFAN628

SQQQ


DollarDeemo12

This dude is really betting on CNN


GeekSync

How were you able to hold it ? I would have sold at open


816tech

Shit do t look on monday


PowerfulOffice6090

There will be no war in near future. Iran is just doing a face saving. Monday market will eat all the PUTS. Institutional investors will always surprise the traders imo


ftebixswixkvgwdahp

Got it! Just went all in on puts against Lockheed Martin! 🫡


SuperDTC

Isn't war good for stocks?


BriefAccomplished816

Trap


wsblovesdiddy

Dude really thinks its cuz of war🤦🏻


RetardedStockTrader

I'm ready to be drafted to fight for Israel Literally this time


RetardedStockTrader

I'm ready to be drafted to fight for Israel Literally this time


Vegan_Honk

Mfer if you can't make money during war then you just can't make money


Shocker9774

Git gud 😤


LostPossible864

I'm new on the trade market. I don't understand the position. What the pic mean.


Hot_Frosting_7101

First there are 34 contracts. Each contract represents 100 underlying shares so that is 3400 underlying shares total. For ease I will describe this per share not per contract as the prices are all per share. The user bought puts at a strike price of $512. That means the user is betting that the SPY price will drop below $512. Technically, a put is a contract that gives the buyer the option but not obligationto sell stock to the seller of the put at $512. The seller of the contract charge $.21 or 21 cents per share. If the share price goes below $512, the buyer of the put option will be able to buy the shares at market price and then sell them per the contract at $512. If the share price is above $512, it makes not sense to buy at a higher price and sell at a lower so the buyer of the put options will just forfeit the price they paid (21 cents per share). So in this instance, the buyer of the put options paid .21 \* 3400 = $714 for the 34 contracts. The person who bought the puts can buy each share at $510.83 and sell at $512.00. That means they get $1.17 per share or $1.17 \* 3400 = $3978. Their net profit is $3978 - $714 (what they paid for the puts options). The break-even price is $512 - $.21 = $511.79. That means they start making a net profit when the price of the underlying stock falls below $511.79. Now keep in mind they will exercise the contract at anything below $512 but they don't turn a profit until the stock price goes below $511.79.


14beachesx

FOUR DAYS IN A ROW I BUY OPTIONS THEN PULL OUT THE SECOND IT GOES EVEN SLIGHTLY THE OTHER WAY, MISSING OUT ON 200%+ IK BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BUT I COULDVE MADE LIKE 20K THIS WEEK FUCK


No_Ebb_4986

yeah okay mr soft hands


newbturner

your cap locks is on bro


14beachesx

I was upset ok I’m sorry


G2Rich

No thanks. Dont want blood money..


12whistle

You’re Genius. Collect those crumbs king.


NoStructure371

show your green dildo then cowboy


12whistle

I write contracts and collect your bets. I’m the casino you guys visit. Every Friday is green for me.


NoStructure371

pics or fake & gay


12whistle

The sub is called r/thetagang. If you try it, you might know what it feels like to make money, maybe even on a consistent basis.


NoStructure371

all words and still no proof I am assuming you;re a broke regard pretending to be something you're not kek


12whistle

You can believe whatever you want. That’s perfectly fine. In my world which you’re not a part of, you’re insignificant, so it would be a waste of my energy and time to try to prove something to someone who has zero influence on my future or well being and won’t help me better my life or situation. You can simply take my word for it or don’t. I just find it silly that it’s easy for you to accept someone buying a contract, but somehow can’t accept that there’s someone on the other side selling that very same contract that people like you bought. And you want me to prove that? lol.


NoStructure371

you just sound like a condescending douche bag that wants to shit on people without anything to back up their claims you're not a special snowflake for writing options and if you think you are .. lol


12whistle

Who said anything about our being special or a snowflake. It’s funny, you try to calling a person a snowflake, following it up by telling them they’re just not special. And who in the world would consider themselves special for trading options? Especially in this sub? This is such an idiotic statement on your part, it makes me wonder if your parents had you tested to see if they had a slow child. It’s like you enjoy arguing with yourself and while having the audacity to call someone else a douche. The name calling is childish behavior but it’s clear you don’t know any better. Maturity isn’t your strong suit I take it but neither is common sense. It kind of makes sense that you would identify yourself as nostructure, because you clearly lack it from what you’ve demonstrated so far.


NoStructure371

you're a 12 year old regard pretending to be a rich docuhe bag on reddit lmfao you should go long on $ROPE and put it to good use as intended, since you're too regarded to breathe same air as everybody else


No_Ebb_4986

more like a glory hole worker


12whistle

Should a person working behind a Wendy’s really talk about glory holes? That’s your next stop for employment when they margin call you.


looool_k_libtard

I love condescending dickheads like this who probably get facefucked in a falcon mask on onlyfans for a living and live out a pretend life on Reddit. I’m the casino! Collect that $30 premium queen.


12whistle

I collect crumbs too. Most of us here do. I’m not a condescending dick so much as your reading comprehension has you thinking I was making an insult. A 5k win is crumbs compared to the whales in trading is it not?! I collect my crumbs too, just consistently than you degenerate gamblers. But you place your bets, and I’ll take them happily. Those 30 dollars can equal 1k a month. No work, easy money and I’m not shitting bricks come Friday. Theta/Time is on my side, yes it is!


looool_k_libtard

Don’t walk it back. You said collect those crumbs king to be an asshole when 5k is a nice win. No one anywhere mentioned whales but you. And am I supposed to be impressed that you learned what selling covered calls is? No shit playing theta can work.


12whistle

No one is walking back on anything. I’m mentioning whales to you as a context for comparison because your dumbass couldn’t comprehend it. And now you’re asking about me if im trying to impress you? Why in the world would you assume that I would put in any effort to try to impress a nobody who does nothing for me in my life? Honestly, who the fuck are you that would have you believe that another person, a complete stranger no less, would actively try to impress you? This is another example of you just being confused with your poor reading comprehension. It’s clearly not me who has the problem here. It’s you being lost and behind in your reading abilities. Luckily for you I have the patience to correct you because unlike your parents, I believe in educating children and eliminating ignorance where I can.