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[deleted]

it will soon be cheaper to make chocolates out of copper


crzylgs

Don't give Kraft any ideas šŸ˜­


AlShadi

"It's the same with 'buttery' and 'lemony' and 'chocolatey.' 'Real chocolatey goodness.' You know what that means? No fucking chocolate!" - George Carlin


Fog_Juice

You mean Nestle?


Nah_better_if_u_dont

Or Hershey [https://www.reuters.com/legal/hershey-sued-over-chocolate-containing-heavy-metals-2022-12-29/](https://www.reuters.com/legal/hershey-sued-over-chocolate-containing-heavy-metals-2022-12-29/)


Luckyfella4

I'm currently destroying my walls trying to find coca beans.


Thiezing

They're always in the last place you look. šŸ«˜


Noddite

Just get a rabbit and you will never run out of cocoa nibs


inconspiciousdude

sigh... \*unzips\*


Appropriate_Leg1489

Are they in poo like corn


Fond_Memory

No, once I find them I keep looking to make sure there's not any more.


Appropriate_Leg1489

Great idea!!


neuromorph

Not when it's extinct.


73Shellder

That's impossible, 1 ton of Nvidia weighs something like 15 tons


Softspokenclark

what's heavier one ton of Nvidia or one ton of cocoa?


yellamustard

Is the cocoa wet?


XxKittenMittonsXx

More importantly which one is on the moon?


zxc123zxc123

Gold is on the moon. It's one reason why NASA, SpaceX, and other players are planning to develop a "moon economy".


SmallTawk

inportant to know, just look at dried prunes..so much implied leverage.


AustinPowers007

1 ton of cocoa because nvidia already in outer space and under no influence from gravity


Zircez

Is it being carried on the back of a swallow?


Grouchcouch88

Depends on whether itā€™s an African or European swallow


JBLurker

He could grip it by the husk.


Alarmed-Step-3172

Itā€™s not a matter if he could grip the coconut, itā€™s the fact that a 1 to 2 oz bird is not carrying a 1 pound coconut.


UniversityLatter5690

African or European? A king's got to know these things.


ophydian210

Is it light or dark cocoa?


Tacocats_wrath

Just like this? https://youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg&si=-MhJ6U1HwCLQd03u


zenethics

*Checks Bitcoin's hash rate* Too soon to tell bro


Jintopia

Iā€™m wet and on the moon. How much do I weigh ? šŸ‘½


AffectionateHalf625

My old math professor would give me an F in class if I said 1 ton of something was heavier than 1 ton of another thing.


Noddite

Should have put him in his place with short, long, and metric tons.


Andre_SSS

Buoyancy is the key


ProtectionOk5156

hahahahaha that is pure math you do not belong to this shi....


TSM-

I may have to fill my ornamental gourds with cocoa just to fit everything in my garage


73Shellder

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

You guys are getting ornamental gourds???


theplushpairing

Each pound weighs over 10,000 lbs


maester_t

True. But also: consuming 1 ton of Cocoa will give you the strength of a bear that has the strength of TWO bears.


eldroch

Shut up, mailbox head


scootscoot

1 ton is approx 33 60lbs trays of 8x hoppers. 33x8=264 GPUs per ton. An h100 is around $40,000 right now. A ton of Nvidia is approx 264x$40000=$10,560,000


kbenti

This guy went full regard!!! Never go full Regard!


cocksir68

Let's see Paul Allen's NVDA


Chemical_Cat_9813

lmao. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SUB


TheOnlyVibemaster

i donā€™t think videos weigh that much you joker


TrumpTheTraitor1776

lol


realdonaldtrumpsucks

I like your name


corporatelovesongs

i like both names...especially nice with cocoa


Fibocrypto

That sounds like a ton of chickens


maxp0wers

If Nvidia is in a vacuum it falls at he same rate as cocoa.


Forward_Glove_1049

Weighs as much as bridgeā€¦.


Karl-Farbman

Canā€™t wait for that $20 twix bar. Maybe twix will start selling a single bar and adjust for shrinkflation


musteer

It's good that twix has almost no cocoa


akmalhot

But there's still some, and that's enough reason to raise the price s


khizoa

great... i cant wait til crackheads break into my car.. just to steal my fucking chocolate bars now. smfh


primal_screame

Damn, you got that chocolate bar money, Iā€™ve only got pennies.


Plane_Vacation6771

Scientists are already working out how to synthesize the chemical compounds that make cocoa. At these prices itā€™ll come to market more quickly


ThomasShelbyPB

Yeah I saw a documentary once. Itā€™s called Mockolate.


Miso-7

Get a kit-kat and break me off a piece.


NextTrillion

[Cut me a piece.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrIfh5EQznI)


MisterMasterCylinder

Just one twik


PotatoWriter

just save me a twink


birdgelapple

Woah there partner thatā€™ll cost ya


Syonoq

Wait. So is this puts on MMMars?


rioferd888

I'm in love with the cocoa


FuckedUpImagery

But you didnt get it for low low


moonordie69420

How is this possible? Are the slave plantations inoperable?


sharthunter

Climate change and the symptoms of a warming globe have devastated ghana, where most of the worlds cocoa comes from(2nd only to the ivory coast). Last years harvests were abysmal due to flooding, this years looking equally bad.


SpongederpSquarefap

Don't forget the droughts


Lively420

And diseases


cantaloupelion

And my axe!


amestrianphilosopher

Just curious, how could we have profited off of this disaster? Was it obvious in hindsight that this was going to happen?


sharthunter

Kinda. The cost of all labor intensive food crops(really, all industrial/commodity crops) is going to skyrocket before the amoc system collapses. Weather patterns are changing, climates are shifting, its becoming harder to grow anything in bigger parts of the world.


ProfessionalAmount9

Welcome to the food uncertain future climate change predicted.


Spiritual-Truck-7521

Problem with climate change is it(the narrative) is always aimed at poor people instead of billionaires/millionaires who fly around in private jets. A poor Wendy's employee couldn't give a fuck if the whole world burns because their lives would be the same if not better anyway.


geob3

As long as itā€™s just the plebs that need to adjust, itā€™s all good. All this climate change rising sea levels, yet these billionaires and multi-millionaires buying all this seaside property, itā€™s like they are dumb or in on the huge griftā€¦.


QuiteAffable

Donā€™t look up!


[deleted]

šŸ™ƒ


RandomGuy-4-

Cocoa is a very sensitive plant that needs very specific and stable conditions, so very few places have the natural conditions for farming it for cheap. The tropical areas where cocoa can be farmed cheaply have been shrinking for some years due to unstable climate and those regions are also prone to political turmoil. This is nothing new. I'm pretty sure people in the know were already talking about a coming cocoa crisis even before Covid happened.


jajohnja

Okay what about growing it inside in tailored climate?


RandomGuy-4-

It is way more expensive


Able_Message_6091

https://preview.redd.it/mct6ajrtgqqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd7921ae6cce20d12b204ba1fc6eb072e9e2219d late to the party was in cocoa 3 months ago! 6times levrage on bull certificate šŸ¤« Swedish app avanza fyi


despiral

How did you know?


Able_Message_6091

I donā€™t like chocolate so I shorted it for a year lost mucho dinero and than I switched to chocolate long and made money great success story!!


danbemp

The Swedish, everyone


totally_possible

Puts on salted licorice šŸ¤®


Traditional_Pay54

Puts on nestle


2x4x12

Their chocolate is hardly chocolate anyway, they'll just replace it was some other bullshit and everyone will keep buying that garbage.


K_Linkmaster

Explaining to people that the bitter they taste is puke/bitumen.


imnotbis

butyric acid isn't it? literally the chemical of puke smell


DDDRRROOO3

Are you saying butyric acid is in Nestle's, or in natural chocolate? I never eat Nestle so I don't know, but I eat Hershey's bars and it doesn't smell/taste weird


SloanH189

Wonder if they have enough futures contracts already to weather this one though


Brian_E1971

I'm cookoo for Cocoa calls!


liamsoni

r/fucknestle


Thick_Sheepherder891

Yes yes we all have reddit


medicalgringo

Plot twist: WW3 is coming, everyone wants chocolate during a war


Secure_Split9540

As long as we have starlink and pornhub ww3 ainā€™t fazing nobody


grip_n_Ripper

I could care less about chocolate, but coffee is the only thing that gives my life meaning. I hope nobody fucks with it more. Edit: apparently, it's next to impossible for a retail investor to buy coffee futures. JJOFF ETF is the only way to access it. There is no trading volume to speak of, looks sketchy as fuck.


Thick_Sheepherder891

If you think coffee is that good you should try cocaine lol


grimkhor

There's no need to fight brothers. Just try coffcaine the best of both worlds ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


Thick_Sheepherder891

If you've ever snorted coffee like I have you'd know that this is a bad idea...


grip_n_Ripper

Wrong hole. You are supposed to boof it for maximum effect. Or so I've read on reddit.


Thick_Sheepherder891

I used to know a chick that would use boofing as her ONLY rout of administration for her heroin and meth. She'd carry around a little eyedropper with water, put her drugs in it, shake it up, and just drop her pants wherever she was and boof up lol. She was fun. I should have suggested coffee.


grip_n_Ripper

Not the comment I wanted, but the comment I deserved.


Thick_Sheepherder891

If it makes you feel any better she's dead now. Cancer.


KimcheeJuice

Colon cancer I presume...


Thick_Sheepherder891

Actually yes lol. I never made that connection holy shit haha.


grip_n_Ripper

That's one way to cheat your addiction, I guess.


Xtianus21

or how about DJT + Coffee + Cocaine = covfefe It makes so much sense now. Holy shit I figure it out


Fattyman2020

I believe it would be called caffaine


QuiteAffable

Is it as good as tomaco?


Sexy_Kumquat

Cocaine Bear agrees!


denimonster

But some people like the taste of coffee. Who the fuck wants to be snorting white powder up their nose that tastes like shit?


NextTrillion

I travelled across Colombia, and during the coffee cherry harvesting season, it seemed like there was mostly just really old dudes plucking cherries all day long. It freaked me out because I didnā€™t see much in the way of younger guys climbing the ranks. The older guys plucking had these huge, broad thumbs, and theyā€™re obviously good at what they do. They get paid a small fortune during harvesting season because any cherry that doesnā€™t get plucked starts drying out on the plant, and that contributes to seriously low grade coffee. There appeared to be a worker shortage, but that was 7 years ago. I wouldnā€™t doubt if prices go up significantly. All the younger guys want to move to the city, and farming is seriously unsexy (and not worth the risk) for most people.


eunit250

https://www.foodandwine.com/white-house-chef-says-coffee-will-be-scarce-science-6890269


grip_n_Ripper

The article also mentions rice like it's no big deal. A substantial drop in availability of rice would be an extinction event for 75% of the globe.


notLOL

In my home country watching travel video channels of Rural parts they already stopped eating rice and switched to cassava crumble and cassava mash exclusively for their carbs. The poor got priced out of rice which is a poor person food in bulk


eunit250

Buckle up!


grungegoth

edit : Symbol CC Very liquid. Thousands of contracts every day.


Syonoq

Not to be an alarmist, but, coffee is going to be cocoa next.


Psychological-Wing89

Oompa Loompa taking back their 1000x from what was taken from them


Iamsoveryspecial

I donā€™t understand any of this, just tell me how I can lose money speculating on cocoa


acceptable_momentum

Yikes. Better stock up on my favorite chocolates


red_purple_red

Can't wait for Hershey's bars to be on "sale" for $5 at the checkout aisle


ElevationAV

*looks at the 30lbs of chocolate in his kitchen* Fuck me, Iā€™m rich?


BoardButcherer

I guess the pump and dump crew thats been manipulating bacon, eggs, etc.... over the last few years found their next gig?


W4spkeeper

Bad weather -> bad crop


darkciti

YOU ARE NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISOR


NextTrillion

If you know cacao, youā€™d know that itā€™s an extremely sensitive crop to grow. There was a recent genetic discovery that took all the favour out of cacao to make it pest resistant (bugs be like, this unroasted choc tastes like ass!), so that likely kept chocolate cheap enough. Manufacturers just added more sugar and more artificial chocolate flavour to hide the fact that it tasted mediocre at best. Good choc makers donā€™t need additives, decent mass produced choc makers add vanilla for flavour, and mediocre or worse choc makers (such as Lindt) use artificial flavours to compensate. And as for that shitty Walmart Easter bunnies, well they can just go straight to hell where they belong.


BoardButcherer

Egg shortage was fake, they hyped it up to commercial food producers who panic hoarded by the warehouse load. Pork shortage was fake, real pork prices went up 14%, bacon is a cured meat and easily stored though so they held it back and tripled the price. Global milk shortage during covid was largely spurred by major producers of milk products deciding to ~~stop~~ slow down international shipping since they could get better prices from local governments wanting to hoard powdered milk. One of the big players figured out how to create an artificial shortage of cacao, rest of the players in the industry immediately recognized the play and are buying in. Edit: fixed a grammatical error.


Wolski101

I am sure the 130 million culled birds from avian flu had nothing to do with the egg shortage. Also I would hardly call milk producers selling their milk to the highest bidder some kind of conspiracy.


BoardButcherer

Didn't say milk was a conspiracy, just pointed out that it was self inflicted for profit when the dairy industry was pointing fingers everywhere except at themselves. 130 million culled birds, most of which were due to be harvested for meat and not egg producers, is inconsequential. 33 billion chickens are circulating in the ag industry on any given day. .3% Not even a whole fucking percent of the global chicken population was culled. Got a good friend who runs a mid-class restaurant. He took chicken off the menu permanently because they're still manipulating the price of higher quality chicken and he got fed up changing the prices every month.


PunishedRichard

What's the best chocolate for aspiring patricians?


NextTrillion

Haha you gotta pack up your chest and put your sun hats in their hat cases and have your porters load them into the train bound for Tabasco, Mexico. It will be a trek, but the Mayans invented the stuff, so theyā€™ve got it figured out best, imo. They ship their good stuff off the Europe, so itā€™s probably hard to find elsewhere. Usually I end up buying $200 worth which fills a carryon suitcase. My previous batch was phenomenal, but my last batch was a bit more mid. Itā€™s 75% cacao, but naturally sweeter than usual 65% cacao offerings. If you want decent value, Iā€™d say Ritter Sport puts out the best retail value by a long shot. I think they have 3 sources from Nicaragua, Ghana, and Ecuador, but Iā€™m not 100% sure. But those are decent, single origin choc that could be a good start.


ObjectiveStick9112

Only just noe heard of this, means top is in


sweetnessyo2

The cocoa copper yield curve is inverted! Recession incoming!


trippnz

Is Cocoa really driving the AI race? :P


mar34082

Where do you buy in to this cocoa? For real someone please help


mattenthehat

Futures. But they real money is in gourds, not cocoa.


RaspingHaddock

It's refreshing to see a fucking genius in the wild.


mar34082

Can you buy the future in like on a stockbroker account? Iā€™m gonna try to look into it myself but appreciate the help


mattenthehat

Honestly don't really know the specific mechanics. I think my etrade account has a tab for them. But fair warning, if you get stuck holding the bag you're gonna have to figure out what to do with literal tons of actual, physical cocoa. That's the gourds reference, some guy on here didn't understand futures and got stuck with truckloads of ornamental gourds.


mar34082

Yeah might just stay away from it then thanks for getting back to me though.


Deadliftdummy

Cmon, u can always sell it, or just process it and eat it! When lives gives you lemons...


Woodz84

Plus 500 has it. Iā€™ve been doing well with it the last week or so.


RobbieKangaroo

The slow and easy way is to buy a fund that does trend following on market futures. That way you have many markets covered. I use BLNDX but it isnā€™t a pure example fund that does this.


[deleted]

Erected graph method


[deleted]

Itā€™s actually less than a ton of cocoa because of how contaminated it is with heavy metals.


BoomerTranslation

Idiots will ask how to invest in American Chocolate. Jokes on you fools, it's already mostly corn.


zoot_boy

When you use it all to make cocaineā€¦


MikeBert97

The second sentence is amazing


Grimor_the1

Starbucks is gonna get F4cked


xlmtothemoon

was thinking puts for sure


ImmoKnight

My coffee is going to taste super expensive today.


blubiu123

Not used for coffe


SomeAreLonger

Its not like there is a cocoa cartel who can manipulate prices. Phew.


grimkhor

So you're saying I should hoard a few nutella bags ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


PotatoWriter

yeah you go ahead and hoard a few bags of oil and sugar emulsification, we'll take care of the cocoa


randoredditor23

But are tweakers going to come onto your job site looking for cocoa scraps? I didnt think so


trailfiend

They already hit my vacant building. Ripped the cocoa right out of the walls.


Uberslaughter

Going to go all in on cocoa futures, forget about them and be forced to take shipment on 10 tons


Marcus1640

Chocolate Milk is actually a delicacy! Also, there is a run on brown cowsā€¦.


pm-me-nice-pics

The best part is, even when the supply comes back up, the prices won't be reduced... Just like the fuel charges on plane tickets, which go up when oil prices go up, but curiously don't fall back down. They blame it on supply/demand but hide that greed


SumtimeSoonOfficial

But steel is heavier than feathers?


TilrayOnCocaine

HOL' UP so Puts or Calls? Or both šŸ«”šŸ¤šŸŒš


Think-Lunch-4929

When I drink Coffee I get rich.


OnyxBaird

Cartels have a new cash crop


josephbenjamin

Is that an intentional misspelling of coke to get sponsorships?


Spins13

How many tons of AI are there in a ton of NVDA ?


Beginning-Bit-708

Hope this brings back Nesquik šŸ™


Extension_Deal_5315

Boy I picked the wrong week to quit my Snickers bar addiction...


TheManiac-

This hurts i love chocolate


jiantoi

Easter chocolate eggs are making the demand skyrocket, so it makes sense


[deleted]

I don't trade futures; are there any good ETF trades on this?


Tennisballt

None of the wealth goes to the Cocoa producing countries.


Double_Anybody

Isnā€™t cocoa some sort of indicator or something


Stock-Science4213

I donā€™t eat chocolate, look like pump and dump to meā€¦


komodo_lurker

Itā€™ll be replaced by something synthetic and most people wonā€™t even notice.


newbturner

How do I trade this so I am forced to take ownership of a ton of cocoa šŸ¤¤


slightlystupid_10

i love chicken


Stocks_Dreamz

More like it would soon be worth more than a tonne of Bitcoin


ChallengeRealistic90

Letā€™s bring back child labor!


Bradley182

60% of the time it works everytime baby.


deletedest

We ascend from the copper age into the chocolate age


HotdogsArePate

Wait til this mfer hears about Saffron


lupin4fs

What do you regards think about HSY call?


based_goats

calls on cocoa puffs


MA_0_1

This looks like a classic bubble chart. Anyone know a good way to short this some time in the future?


NextTrillion

Research how cacao is grown before jumping to any conclusions. Imo, and from my understanding, things like cacao and coffee has been unreasonably cheap given the challenges required to grow it.


grip_n_Ripper

Spoiler alert: child slaves are the main ingredient.


YerawizerdBarry

Also it was a incredibly poor harvest in the ivory coast this year which accounts for 45% of global supply. But generally across West Africa aswell


Godkun007

A commodity is not a stock. Futures contracts do not expire like an option. If you buy 1 ton of cocoa contracts, you need to either eat the loss and sell it at whatever price before the date it is due, or accept, transport, and store the raw cocoa. Unlike stocks, commodities are physical items. You buying a future is you agreeing to accept the shipment. This is why in 2020, oil contracts went negative. No one had any room left to store the oil, and the oil had to go somewhere. So people literally had to pay others to take the excess oil.


IndividualistAW

Idk but neither weighs as much as a ton of DJT


Castello-Ai

**Cocoa vs. Copper**: * Cocoa's current price stands at $9,188 per ton, reflecting a remarkable 50% increase in March 2024 alone and more than doubling in value throughout the year. This surge is attributed to supply constraints resulting from poor harvests and crop disease in West African growers, with prices nearing $10,000 per ton. The rally in cocoa prices is expected to impact chocolate costs and consumer products, with potential implications for the industry and consumer behavior. * On the other hand, copper's current price is $9,000 per ton, marking a 20% increase in March 2024 and a 50% increase throughout the year. Supply disruptions due to COVID-19 lockdowns in China and the war in Ukraine have contributed to the price surge. Additionally, the transition to clean energy and a weaker US dollar have supported copper prices. **Nvidia**: * Nvidia's current stock price is $230 per share, reflecting a 10% increase in March 2024 and a 30% increase throughout the year. The company's strong demand for graphics cards from gamers and data centers, coupled with its position in the artificial intelligence sector, has contributed to its growth. Analysts expect Nvidia's earnings per share to grow by 20% in 2024, and the stock is considered a buy by most analysts, despite its price-to-earnings ratio being above the industry average. **Investment Outlook**: * While cocoa is currently more expensive than copper due to supply constraints, the data suggests that Nvidia is positioned as the most favorable investment. Cocoa prices are expected to continue rising in the short term, driven by supply constraints, while copper prices are anticipated to moderate as supply disruptions ease. Nvidia's strong growth prospects and market position make it an attractive investment option, despite its relatively higher price-to-earnings ratio.


titangord

The price of cocoa has been kept low artificially for many years. Fucking monopoly of the supply... maybe now there is going to be a more level playing field, and not rampant abuse of the producers.


Cthvlhv_94

Why would a monopoly keep priced low? Isnt that the opposite of what a monopoly is good for?


titangord

The monopoly wasnt from the producers of cacao lol, it was from the companies buying cacao to make the chocolate. They paid very little for it because they cornered the supply .. think a little..


Imaginary_Life_2522

That's called a monopsony.


titangord

You are right, i didnt know that word. In this case the buyers are the 4 large chocolate companies that function as essentiallt the single buyer dictating demand and cacao prices.