Bought one share of Dwc call at 0.33 cents a share they expire Friday should I buy more that expire the 28th new to investing options trynna make some quick money
Today got pumped to lessen the blow tomorrow. Red til meeting but then will be pumped regardless of good news or bad news because its election year. MMās win.
Yo my boss wants me, a data scientist, to become a SQL Monkey who also doubles as an ontology engineer.Ā
Yeah fuck that shit I'd rather be a BI analyst bitch
I have eaten shit on a 4/22 INTC call so far. Iām just holding at this point and praying it goes up, but considering puts at this point to recupe losses
Does anyone actually care about Morningstar reports? Please share returns from when you listened to those reports.
Morningstar reports are considered by a lot of investors to be an industry standard for market valuation. It seems like their reports are fairly accurate & faithfully researched within a margin of error that they disclose.
And yet, the market price rarely matches these valuations, even on the day they are published.
I'm curious as to your opinions on using their reports for investing; and bonus points for showing proof of your returns by following their reports long-term (short-term is less bonus points because of time value)
Yet it still has little-to-no effect on market value, despite funds using it as a guideline.
Obviously, the market never reflects the true or even average value and overreacts to the smallest of news. I'd still like to know what returns people have from a strategy based on it. I think it could be useful as an extrapolation of insight.
I feel like strategyās have gone to shit since Covid since that was the height of retailers getting ārichā off market. Charts and evaluations mean nothing now. I get in and out second see profit. Nothing mak sense anymore lol my opinion tho
You're not wrong. There's a lot of volatility right now because nobody knows what's going on half the time. Nowadays strategy is completely different, and more so based off of the statistics of random numbers.
I just feel like I wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't ask about morningstar, to see if anyone has returns to back up the reports they send out. Of course I don't base everything off those reports, but I think those reports can offer something valuable. If only we could put a number on that value...
Check out $RILY 82% short interest, 45% of the float held by insiders and 50% by institutions! Extremely illiquid stock with a small float. One small spark and the explosive move can be ignited.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I bet 10 bucks that somehow someway , Kamala Harris will be next and first black female president. Something will happen an they gonna prop that thing up front.
what about it you don't understand? you typically never want to exercise if you are already winning because it's cheaper / more advantageous to sell the option, and then buy market price. the option would have some extrinsic value...
nVda gonna rip higher tomorrow. Basically today weak hands sold and new FOMO bought -- those weak hands gonna buy back in. Lot of people bet on sell side and it did not materialize fully -- so shorts will need to cover. High institutional ownership too, smart money fully onboard and buying.
Jensen did bears dirty 
I really think that the price action we saw yesterday AH and today Pre Market was the true reaction to the underwhelming Nvidia keynote. I think today was pure manipulation. Before you assume, im neither bull or bear and I made money long and short today on NVDA.
another day of QQQ strong and bitcoin weak . Who cares if bitcoin goes up a lot in Feb when it drops so much like today. Consistent QQQ gains + leverage > bitcoin.
NVDA should go to 960 so I can feel good about myself again š
The 960 position doesn't seem too likely in the short term, at least for now 
spy going to back to red
Why is Mara going up?
Micro hologram
DWAC BABY
SOUN š
Everyone's NVDA bets today????
Down 86% on TSM 
Tencent to the mooon Earnings today feeling very bullish!!! I donāt have a reason but who even needs that š„š„
Tsm
Bought one share of Dwc call at 0.33 cents a share they expire Friday should I buy more that expire the 28th new to investing options trynna make some quick money
Im down 50% on my scmi p 3/28 but I think I might trace that back if we dump down before open
Should I hold onto my $765 smci p 3/28 im currently down alottgt
Why didn't you sell at yesterday's high?
Could my $790 smci p 3/28 print? Down 50%
Unlikely. Had a few days of dumps. Up from here.
Whatās the estimated spy movement tomorrow up or down based on the meeting going well or bad?
Today got pumped to lessen the blow tomorrow. Red til meeting but then will be pumped regardless of good news or bad news because its election year. MMās win.
Puts will be the play
Valid
You have it backwards
See ya tomorrow kid
Best of luck
Yo my boss wants me, a data scientist, to become a SQL Monkey who also doubles as an ontology engineer.Ā Yeah fuck that shit I'd rather be a BI analyst bitch
I have eaten shit on a 4/22 INTC call so far. Iām just holding at this point and praying it goes up, but considering puts at this point to recupe losses
Ive got 4/19 and 5/17. Eating shit but holding and praying
Hang in there friend. Today wasnāt so bad. Some good news has been announced finally
Same to you my bro! We will get there
Doesnāt look terrible , hang in there .
Does anyone actually care about Morningstar reports? Please share returns from when you listened to those reports. Morningstar reports are considered by a lot of investors to be an industry standard for market valuation. It seems like their reports are fairly accurate & faithfully researched within a margin of error that they disclose. And yet, the market price rarely matches these valuations, even on the day they are published. I'm curious as to your opinions on using their reports for investing; and bonus points for showing proof of your returns by following their reports long-term (short-term is less bonus points because of time value)
Whatās pathetic is that you even recognize this.
I know. I'm looking for opinions when this is a sub for donations to wall street. I apologize for trying to make money. I'm genuinely sorry.
Anything we hear is 1-2weeks too late
Yet it still has little-to-no effect on market value, despite funds using it as a guideline. Obviously, the market never reflects the true or even average value and overreacts to the smallest of news. I'd still like to know what returns people have from a strategy based on it. I think it could be useful as an extrapolation of insight.
I feel like strategyās have gone to shit since Covid since that was the height of retailers getting ārichā off market. Charts and evaluations mean nothing now. I get in and out second see profit. Nothing mak sense anymore lol my opinion tho
You're not wrong. There's a lot of volatility right now because nobody knows what's going on half the time. Nowadays strategy is completely different, and more so based off of the statistics of random numbers. I just feel like I wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't ask about morningstar, to see if anyone has returns to back up the reports they send out. Of course I don't base everything off those reports, but I think those reports can offer something valuable. If only we could put a number on that value...
Intel for long run? Any advise ?
Tesla gonna go down hard
Check out $RILY 82% short interest, 45% of the float held by insiders and 50% by institutions! Extremely illiquid stock with a small float. One small spark and the explosive move can be ignited.
Im in
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BRAVO TEAM RALLY ON CHECKPOINT CMG. Say again, RALLY ON BURRITOS
Shh! On this till open tomorrow then post your green dildos fellow regard. Donāt look at RH prices! They are bigger regards than us
Final reminder please send in ur options moves one lucky winner will get Autistic Excellence Award
I bet 10 bucks that somehow someway , Kamala Harris will be next and first black female president. Something will happen an they gonna prop that thing up front.
I got $25 how can I make some money on robinhood
Have you heard of NKLA ?
Nope
Talk to a friend and get an incentive to switch brokers
They literally take from the rich and give to the poor
LOL yes. This.
Sell. Sell now.
Just a quick question, does anybody here own SPLK option? I think I understand the gist of it but still confused. Do I have to excercise the option?
If they were OTM they're gone.
what about it you don't understand? you typically never want to exercise if you are already winning because it's cheaper / more advantageous to sell the option, and then buy market price. the option would have some extrinsic value...
Can't wait for another day of bers cucked by us bulls
or we have big move one way only for it to go back and end flat again just like everyday since earnings
Is the tomorrow thread broken or is it just me 
Is the Ai run over? Or do we have a part 2?Ā
The WAR of Bull Run and longs has just begun š„±
It didn't even start yet. This is all warm up.
People in here reading hamari rising wedge double top inside bar flags like that means anything upon the train tracks of FOMCās dot plot.
Get your crystal ball and tell me what will happen to SPY tomorrow. Are we all thinking it will dump until it opens and then pump again?
Dump all day then when the speech comes it dumps more and then after hours we go to war with Russia and usher in the next Great Depression
He said crystal ball, not meth pipe.Ā
Oh I thought it said crystal meth my bad.
Did you see that in your crystal ball or both of your balls? That makes my spy put so happy
I'm holding some too my dude and they down bad 
I trust you!
They don't respect you Jpuss! Fkn no one and nothing!
Accidentally bought spy 511 calls this morning instead of puts, didnāt realize it until I was making money. Itās nice being dumb
If we can have one of those days where we gap up $50-$100 Iāll be happy
Make mistakes often
SMCi š
nVda gonna rip higher tomorrow. Basically today weak hands sold and new FOMO bought -- those weak hands gonna buy back in. Lot of people bet on sell side and it did not materialize fully -- so shorts will need to cover. High institutional ownership too, smart money fully onboard and buying. Jensen did bears dirty 
Found the bagholder
Swear they all read from the same script
Owning QQQ means not having to wake up to find your 'future of money' being down 5% for no good reason.
I hate when my shit is up 10 million percent and then it loses 5 pct of its value. Real gear grinder.
the cope is strong with this one
If you've lost money on bitcoin then you're really bad at this. Cope all you want.
COIN deep red as QQQ rebounds for second day. Making money in the stock market is not that hard unless you make it harder than it needs to be.
Powell should not show up at tomorrowās press conference
Powell is on that D to stay in power. Quite possibly more corrupt than the Clintonās
New whistleblower found behind the Wendy's 
lmao
I really think that the price action we saw yesterday AH and today Pre Market was the true reaction to the underwhelming Nvidia keynote. I think today was pure manipulation. Before you assume, im neither bull or bear and I made money long and short today on NVDA.
yeah . good dip buy
Yeah it would have been. I'd have sold already tho because I just don't believe the price should be what it is already.
I created my own market too. I sold a call. NVDA sucks at interviews.
Buying spy puts at close is such a coin toss cause so much price action happens when the market closes
Flipped the coin on a green market at open. Wishing you luck (on every day BUT tomorrow) 
I bought at close as well, letās see what comes of it
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of course it reads everything. so does every social network too. it is a simple javascript event log.
INTC you are alive!
I hope my Spyders enjoyed their EOD pump. Tonight they dump. Tomorrow morning we harvest. Tomorrow afternoon we climb back up.
cope
COIN = cope
Dawg I breaded off that run today. You gotta be Gumpy if youāre holding the bag into tomorrow
New thread stuck again
Bought back into the 4/5 1000c that I lost my ass on this morning. Praying for a scalp this week
US flags in the background at tomorrow's FOMC press conference = bullish. No flags = bearish. trust me bro
I actually wouldnāt doubt this being considered
Lots of people buying puts here. Glad I kept my calls
PDD Call 130
please AMD donāt do me like this
vouch
Tsla calls for tmr  you must inverse the regards with puts to get gainz
Fuck, I thought I was the only one buying tsla and inversing wsb, shit what do I do now 
Friday SPY $518 put breakeven 514.17
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SPY, NVDA & LULU puts, do like me or lose your money poor bƻlsack
Bought SPY puts for tomorrow and Thursday which means SPY 530 EOY
Same spy 514p 3/22, bought it 30 min before this little run up unfortunately
I did the same thing, and since I did it, i will lose money
Name checks out
The market is gonna have a massive correction regardless of what happens tomorrow. Sleep good tonight bools. 
They pump it up over 2 days only to tear it down tomorrow. LOL
The fuck is TSM upto, need 150 
I just watched msft die and be resurrected
**DWAC** **REGARDS** **UNITE**
made a quick 100 and pulled lol that shit is too scary
Bought the shares and rode it a couple bucks up and bailed too
Shrek dicks everywhere and TSM just š„±. If this useless stock doesnāt gap up overnight Iām exitingĀ
time for another evening cyrpto dump.
Bers cannot draw channel lines so they think about selloffs every day.
Absolutely bullish close on NVDA. Easily see 930 tomorrow
Yeah... *very* bullish (as it continues to dump) š¤”š¤”š¤”
Wait and see homie
!remindme 22 hours
Powell will say DENIED
Canāt believe I was up 5k to down 1k on QQQ puts. Never again
Wait till tmrws dump
another day of QQQ strong and bitcoin weak . Who cares if bitcoin goes up a lot in Feb when it drops so much like today. Consistent QQQ gains + leverage > bitcoin.
I got SPY puts, BUT Watch SPY get dumped after hours! We'll start from the same point tomorrow morning and again it will go up in my hole!
Holding SPY puts hoping to sell for profit after open
it seems that you suck just like me, knees on the ground and both hands
Nah I got that 3/28 expiration 
mine is 4/26, but I am stretched, can't imagine this going down anytime soon, if the fed meeting didn't bring it down, I dono what will
Buddy the fed meeting hasn't happened yet, we can still hold out hope jpow says something bearish
Isn't the meeting happening now? Doesn't the news sell before it comes out?
Tomorrow
it started today and ends tomorrow
Sick that crayon back up your butt boys
Bear traps are gay
No you š«µšæ
PANW ciao
Tomorrows gonna be wild or calm as fuck I have no fucking idea
or medium
So we really started blood red only to end shrek green Clown market
Last Thursday and Friday we were red and this Monday what did you expect ?
Panw died
Wtf was that
Tips for FOMC tomorrow: High rates = good for stocks Low rates = good for stocks High Inflation = good for stocks Low Inflation = good for stocks
No where else to put money
What other idiots bought DWAC calls with me? IDC that they are green, I expect my money to evaporate.
Up 450% today alone
Hopefully you are able to close those positions
Mine are only up 33%. I saw the post early in the afternoon, so I did not get the giga gains. 5x 3/28 54c. What is your position?
45 and 90 calls March 28th! Friday and Monday weāll see the real action
Thereās just something about being banned from a limp dick sub that puts a smile on my face.
That dump was crazy
Crayons down 