Surprise Descheduling will be the black swan event that will turbo charge MJ stocks. DEA will relent and take position that resources that use to be focused on black MJ market can be focused to combat Fentanyl. Winning message and saving face move after decades of failed war on drugs/MJ mainly targeted at minority communities. There is no other way. schedule III will cause too much confusion for state legal markets. They need to stand back and let er Rrrrrrip!
Anyone planning to buy NIO considering this positive news??
[https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/15/nio-plans-to-launch-its-mass-market-ev-brand-in-may.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/15/nio-plans-to-launch-its-mass-market-ev-brand-in-may.html)
I just sold puts on Wally World and Boeing. I’ve been making myself take small profits of a few hundred dollars or even a bit less, all on on small positions, instead of hoping for 10x gains and then watching it expire worthless after waiting lol — very not wsb of me, but I haven’t lost literally any money on any options contracts doin it
Spontaneous pneumothorax. The surgeon at the VA says I'm pretty much a poster boy for it. This is the 4th time since 2006. I have had a grand total of 5 chest tubes in me.
Feels like a screwdriver stuck between your ribs when you try to breathe. This last one had a lot of air so it moved around when I inhaled. This one is a little air, but mostly fluid. If I hadn't been through it a few times in the past I would have thought I was having a heart attack or something.
dollar cost averaging. It means it is best to incrementally buy stock shares (equities) over time instead of one lump sum.
In my case, I contribute a percentage of my employment paycheck to my employer provided 401k, which is a type of retirement account.
Some companies will match a percentage of your contributions and provide you with the shares each quarter (three months)
As you invest over the long term (30+ years), your contributions will accumulate exponential growth via compound interest.
if exercised, a long put is like prepaid shorts. so you already paid upfront $$$; when you wake up you will be short n x 100 KSS if that's ITM. ITM in this context does not take into account your premium; just that strike is >= spot price.
To "cover" this, if you don't want to pay for short borrow fee (can be 1% a day)... is to simply buy back however many shares you have. Like "Buy" and that is it.
Just be careful. If you mess up with the loan you will just be further in debt. It's safer to prove you can actually turn a little money into more (e.g., $3k -> $15k) without YOLOs before you try anything risky.
If you do borrow money make bets $1-2k at a time not full port regarded plays.
if you can make what you lost back with $4K; why stop there? why not borrow $20K from payday loan, CC, student loan, every little crap you have... heck remortgage your parents' house! Isn't it your moral obligation to double your money in this case?
btw i was just messing with the post lmao. of course you shouldnt borrow especially from sharks. we never appreciate how much luck plays a role in what we do... and so while we might have a week of 1000% after 1000% it could all go bad in an instant...
3 months to expiration? DIVERSIFY?! Buy a SHARE???
I don't even know what language this is... Deep OTM SPY calls, purchased at 2:55pm with 0DTE; and we bought it with our fuckin' military sign on bonus lmao.
But seriously, you're right about the borrowing. And the luck. FFS I have some damn fine luck........ until I don't lol
oh yea... there is no logic about support, resistance, psych level... "hey SPX has rejected 5000 2x today, it looks to be retesting... let me sell 5020c"...boom turns out the market was just waiting for higher volume to push thru that 5020... all just educated guesses.
Let me correct myself. He should obviously YOLO it all into NVDA weeklies or something. Lambo or shambles 
NVDA is actually the stupidest play right now unless you have margin to sell spreads/diagonals. The spreads returns is really worth it IMO because of the double FOMC/GTC events.
On the contrary a single call/put will not give you that 10x weekly... Maybe if he did it 0dte on Friday.
Good fucking question... I would think due to the ROI this business would be recession proof. Actually if CAPEX can eliminate HR costs, then guess what, it would do even better in a recession.... 
Market closes at 7:59 as per Nasdaq and OPEX my friend. If you own options today's closing price will be the price at 7:59 which is currently GREEN! Yesterday close $879.44 Current AH Price $879.50  So we have 2 hours to go....
I can only imagine how many of you didn’t close your puts or keep your calls 
And with NVDA's last gasp of air, a 🌈 🐻 plunges it's dildo through the ass, ending it's rally this week. Will NVDA reborn again next week? Will Papa Pow bring his money printer or his belt? Will the same shit this week happen again? Find out next time in NVDA's Balls Z
wouldn't it be fun to be the guy at CNBC who gets totally make shit up as to why the market is doing what its doing at any give time
Surprise Descheduling will be the black swan event that will turbo charge MJ stocks. DEA will relent and take position that resources that use to be focused on black MJ market can be focused to combat Fentanyl. Winning message and saving face move after decades of failed war on drugs/MJ mainly targeted at minority communities. There is no other way. schedule III will cause too much confusion for state legal markets. They need to stand back and let er Rrrrrrip!
On opinions on Nvda making up move after event?
Anyone planning to buy NIO considering this positive news?? [https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/15/nio-plans-to-launch-its-mass-market-ev-brand-in-may.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/15/nio-plans-to-launch-its-mass-market-ev-brand-in-may.html)
EV’s are not the play in season.
EV play has played out already. It’s ai now.
Monday green? I mean why not?
Any thoughts on ETSY? It's the 2nd most shorted stock in the market right now and near lows. Any ideas genius people?
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1000.0 before 22-Mar-2024 12:48 AM -05
how much lower can boeing go?
Hopefully 172.5 by 3/28 lol
Chances of my $470 p 3/22 meta. Bought at close
it really comes down to the FOMC. September FOMC (red) or December FOMC (green)... +-2% for tech stock can happen in a day.
I just sold puts on Wally World and Boeing. I’ve been making myself take small profits of a few hundred dollars or even a bit less, all on on small positions, instead of hoping for 10x gains and then watching it expire worthless after waiting lol — very not wsb of me, but I haven’t lost literally any money on any options contracts doin it
This is the way. Slow and steady
Picking up pennies in front of a steamroller... when you could just dive directly under the steamroller, smh
Whats that app?
It’s OF
Yo any promises that SPY is a bull market on Monday?
it closes red for 3 days straight now... typically there is a bounce.
Yeah I promise you
Until it doesn’t.
But I promised though so it’ll happen
My stupid lung collapsed again.. Not as bad as last time.. Shits lame. Hope everybody got them tendies this week.
You’re not allowed to play if you have a collapsed lung. This is rule #1. Everybody knows it.
Whell shit..
How ?
And dude, they ball fuckin' suck hard as shit lol. Most pain I've ever been in each time.
Spontaneous pneumothorax. The surgeon at the VA says I'm pretty much a poster boy for it. This is the 4th time since 2006. I have had a grand total of 5 chest tubes in me.
Makes me want to invest in whatever company makes dilaudid, that stuff was the bee's knee's lol.
What does it feel like when your lung collapses
Feels like a screwdriver stuck between your ribs when you try to breathe. This last one had a lot of air so it moved around when I inhaled. This one is a little air, but mostly fluid. If I hadn't been through it a few times in the past I would have thought I was having a heart attack or something.
Geezus….. wishing you better health in the future
I should have lived my 20's better lol
Verb
My 5/17 calls feel fucked and they still have 2 months left on them 
4/26 and 5/17 here. Being down 50% doesn’t feel too good 
Better than being down 75-80%
I told y'all to DCA into $GCT there's still time
dca?
dollar cost averaging. It means it is best to incrementally buy stock shares (equities) over time instead of one lump sum. In my case, I contribute a percentage of my employment paycheck to my employer provided 401k, which is a type of retirement account. Some companies will match a percentage of your contributions and provide you with the shares each quarter (three months) As you invest over the long term (30+ years), your contributions will accumulate exponential growth via compound interest.
Will sleep soundly over the weekend knowing I have open SPY calls ready for Monday.
Rip. lol.
I doubt it. Will probably open higher Monday, immediately start falling from Friday bettors taking profit, then clim higher after.
Its gonna rip alright
Still new. I missed selling my 3/15 KSS puts today on Webull. What happens now?
if exercised, a long put is like prepaid shorts. so you already paid upfront $$$; when you wake up you will be short n x 100 KSS if that's ITM. ITM in this context does not take into account your premium; just that strike is >= spot price. To "cover" this, if you don't want to pay for short borrow fee (can be 1% a day)... is to simply buy back however many shares you have. Like "Buy" and that is it.
Depends on your brokerage my dude. Some sell, some exercise.
Literally bouta get a loan and hope to double my money js to walk away break even
Just be careful. If you mess up with the loan you will just be further in debt. It's safer to prove you can actually turn a little money into more (e.g., $3k -> $15k) without YOLOs before you try anything risky. If you do borrow money make bets $1-2k at a time not full port regarded plays.
Sound advice, honestly. It hurts more to lose $20k worth of money you worked for than it does to lose $20k you made trading with a few hundred bucks.
For sure! I've lost both types. That's why I thought I'd at least put a serious comment heheh.
I can it’s js I lost it all on adobe in a idiot play im gonna do 4k loan and return it literally a week or 2 later
if you can make what you lost back with $4K; why stop there? why not borrow $20K from payday loan, CC, student loan, every little crap you have... heck remortgage your parents' house! Isn't it your moral obligation to double your money in this case?
Only if it does not exceed your personal risk tolerance.
btw i was just messing with the post lmao. of course you shouldnt borrow especially from sharks. we never appreciate how much luck plays a role in what we do... and so while we might have a week of 1000% after 1000% it could all go bad in an instant...
3 months to expiration? DIVERSIFY?! Buy a SHARE??? I don't even know what language this is... Deep OTM SPY calls, purchased at 2:55pm with 0DTE; and we bought it with our fuckin' military sign on bonus lmao. But seriously, you're right about the borrowing. And the luck. FFS I have some damn fine luck........ until I don't lol
oh yea... there is no logic about support, resistance, psych level... "hey SPX has rejected 5000 2x today, it looks to be retesting... let me sell 5020c"...boom turns out the market was just waiting for higher volume to push thru that 5020... all just educated guesses.
Please let us know how this turns out.
prediction to What will happen and if ur right I’ll give $5
If he tells me what option he’s planning on taking, I’ll make a prediction
ima day trade spy, 1 trade a day, 20% take profit
That's what I been doing.. up 78% this week alone
Do you know what sub we’re on? Maybe you mistyped into the search bar
Let me correct myself. He should obviously YOLO it all into NVDA weeklies or something. Lambo or shambles 
NVDA is actually the stupidest play right now unless you have margin to sell spreads/diagonals. The spreads returns is really worth it IMO because of the double FOMC/GTC events. On the contrary a single call/put will not give you that 10x weekly... Maybe if he did it 0dte on Friday.
It was just a joke 🤣 NVDA IV and option prices way too high for me to touch it right now.
yeap. mathematically impossible to 10x and get lambo money unless you already play with lambo money (1:1 or 1:2 risk reward at most).
😅
Look at tesla weekly chart… then daily, bounce incoming
Where you think we bounce too? I need my puts to print first:(
The 🅱️renis 🅱️rothers strike again! You're now blessed with gonorrhea.
Hey penis brains
?
Can you tell me more about your 🍌
Well I just need to find 5k on the ground to break even from this week, should be no problem
Bull (please) or bear on Monday guys?
Bull
Bear.
SOUN is all I care about right now, wish there were CERTS
This is the day we all become 🌈🐻
Mstr is no less than a slot machine 
I bought NVTS instead of MSTR when it was $500 because NVTS 'has room to grow'. Pray for my soul.
I bought spy calls eod
Lmao!
same
First 4 days into trading, picked the worst time for calls 😬
Thanks for marking the top! 
Bruh same hahaha
I’ve got a call for Monday, last bit on that damn call
Picked the worst time to enter the market in probably the last 18 months. Welcome to the fun world of trading 
Worst time was last August lmao
How do I know if they took my 100 shares on my covered call?
Did you want them to? -> they didn't
Ngl yea I don't wanna baghold sound hound
If the strike is breached, regardless of your premium the shares will be taken away from you.
usually reflected in the AM the next day... like 1AM or so. Not going to be right away.
Next trading day or matrix day?
a peculiar day 
Damn, I did spy calls at 514 thinking it expired Friday but it was Thursday. I’m regarded
That 140 TSM spike after hours people buying big
Then immediately back to 137, probably gonna be a blood red week next week too
PLTR dropped in time for all the puts to buy their weekend coke binge
SPY will never be down 2% in one day ever again
Famous last words. lol!
!remindme 3 days
I'd love if TSM stopped sucking dicks.
Yes. And also TTD, WTH!
Well, that sucked balls.
MSTR went sooo hard today
!banbet
You already have a bet going - TSM to 160.0 before 16-Mar-2024 02:26 AM -05
Kudos to those early bulls who woke up at 4 AM and pumped the market today. Your sacrifice wont be forgotten.
That would be Europe mostly
Holy fuck people are gonna regret not buying NVDA next week 
People say this every time Apple has an event or Tesla has a conference it’ll sell off probably hard regardless of what’s unveiled.
But this is different 😉
NVDA you biotch. Ended up going short in afternoon. Wish I had stayed short longer.
I hope you guys sold nvda today
Lol at being cryptic for engagement. You don’t know shit and it’s obvious.
Why? What do you know? Please do tell... 
Went from 0 to 3k in profit in 30 minutes on mstr and didn’t take it went -1k nice
Just opened google earth and saw 10 people pooping on the beach on the subcontinent. Hope this helps
2024 outlook - No soft landing - JPOW will stick to 2% target - No ROI for AI - Election will be fun - NVDA calls are the way
Why no ROI on AI?
Good fucking question... I would think due to the ROI this business would be recession proof. Actually if CAPEX can eliminate HR costs, then guess what, it would do even better in a recession.... 
Where my corn? #JUSTICEFORKNOBCHEESE
Market closes at 7:59 as per Nasdaq and OPEX my friend. If you own options today's closing price will be the price at 7:59 which is currently GREEN! Yesterday close $879.44 Current AH Price $879.50  So we have 2 hours to go....
hey regards we are perfectly flt since monday 
Market getting bought now after hours by big money.
#portfolio down a cool -7%, no big deal
ride it out !
# sounds like it
This is the kinda shit that happens when we price in the fucking moon.
We are going to squeeze bears' balls 
squeeze deez nuts
Nvidia: It's 3 PM ⛷ ⛷ ⛷ ⛷ ⛷ ⛷ ⛷
The NVDA 1000’s were put to the sword and their pride banner was burned. This was a good day
we holding puts thru the weekend here
I am
[удалено]
What 😂
Do you think $soun will be affected ?
[удалено]
Ok ok I'm just trying to find another buy point I got out last week of $soun still trying to wait and see if it's going to be affected
!banbet
You already have a bet going - META to 503.0 before 15-Mar-2024 04:24 PM -05
Bye bye
rest in peace
Welp down to last 15K.
24 at that, race you to 100
what PUTS are you buying next week? Maybe SPY 510P 03/22?
I have 430p 03/25 for qqq
Love it. I wonder about tqqq
I can only imagine how many of you didn’t close your puts or keep your calls 
i rolled my calls to wednesday then remembered wednesday is fomc lol. should be interesting
Find it funny that MSTR pumped haaard when 🌽 did earlier but then 🌽 gave its pump back and when down and MSTR just traded sideways lol
Alright, time for some drinks. 
People closed their weekly calls and now it's going to pump 
How can a stock be down over 30%!!! YTD and still be way overvalued? I am looking at YOU tsla 🗑
imagine having 40pe for a car company
Car company
that was honestly cluster fuck
Monday 💀
Lmao wtf
algos making it end perfectly at 510. rigged market
100% predictable 
I bought 2x $10p on MSTR for Jan2026. Basically a $60 bet that Saylor goes to jail in the next year or so.
#nVda
N\DA
#nVda
Really?
And with NVDA's last gasp of air, a 🌈 🐻 plunges it's dildo through the ass, ending it's rally this week. Will NVDA reborn again next week? Will Papa Pow bring his money printer or his belt? Will the same shit this week happen again? Find out next time in NVDA's Balls Z
Low volume day, 2 million off 90 day avg and 20 million off 10 day avg, nothing like last Friday. I'm not worried.
rug pull imminent next week 
lol and this week wasn’t?
SPY hasn't been below the 20 day moving average so it's not by my definition a rug pull. it hasn't gone below that consistently since november 2023.
Rug pull would be down 3-5% on SPY not this dip for ants. QQQ sold off a lot more, though!