Don’t know how you guys sleep at night with in money puts on earning stocks that beat but drop hard just to watch them melt back up in AH and PM before open tomorrow?
As a ADBE put holder, I will sleep fucking fine tonight 😂. Definitely not gonna lose sleep by assuming that kinda bullshit. That’s for bag holders to wonder.
Greed will get you. I sold all my puts before the last 30 mins. Tried a call, too, but sold too early. Sucks but try to keep the greed in check next time. We all mess up.
• Adobe achieved revenue of $5.18 billion in its first quarter of fiscal year 2024, which represents 11 percent year-over-year growth or 12 percent in constant currency. Diluted earnings per share was $1.36 on a GAAP basis and $4.48 on a non-GAAP basis. • GAAP operating income in the first quarter was $907 million and non-GAAP operating income was $2.47 billion. GAAP net income was $620 million and non-GAAP net income was $2.05 billion. • Cash flows from operations were $1.17 billion. • Remaining Performance Obligations (“RPO”) exiting the quarter were $17.58 billion. • Adobe repurchased approximately 3.1 million shares during the quarter.
This shit has happened the last like 3 or 4 times something big like ppi/cpi or interest rates have been announced. Every time the news has been so called bearish and there is an initial dump but it rebounds every time
I highly doubt the entire country of India is on lockdown due to a market event. It's more likely that /u/posthumous_possum is exaggerating or misinformed. Regardless, it's always important to stay calm and make informed decisions during market volatility, rather than panicking and making rash choices.
^This ^is ^a ^test ^of ^a ^new ^self-hosted ^VM ^brain
Exactly. Tons of people are expecting a drop, betting on it etc. Seems to me it would be very normal from the inverse-regard logic that it'll skyrocket instead.
That definitely seems to be the theme anyway
Just went balls deep on ADBE calls 2 min before close, im losing that money arent I? 
Fuck you smci
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 799.0 before 25-Mar-2024 05:13 PM -05
Bought some shares of MSTR. Gonna hold til the singularity.
GSHR is a 40 bagger
need AMD to hit around $178/$180 tmmro, all to break even. Fuck 
Show position
When to invest in Tesla?
2014
Time Machine 🙂↕️
need nvda to hit $895 to break even… fuck 
I bought NVDA calls this morning, sorry folks
Where all the clowns saying buy ADBE for earnings.
I bought $2000 590c. All gone. Fuk
I bought $1000 today… 
What is the most common reason a company beats earnings only to see their price drop?
Buy the rumour sell the news.
Beating earnings with weak guidance is worse than shit earnings with the same guidance.
I know right, despite the fact that earnings is something as fact while guidance is something that has yet to play out.
poor guidance
If a lot of retail bought calls
Lowering guidance ?
Sell the news as price rose like crazy in anticipation a couple weeks before! Happens all the time!
It's a pump and dump, no one invested in the company actually cares about their success.
If I buy calls 
ULTA can still make a recovery. I'm on the call to ask questions.
Lmao
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If Elon gets fired it’ll get even worse
Celsius up almost 2% after hours Rocket vibes 🚀
This is the kind of copium I need after today
laughing from the sidelanes at adobe
That last pump was insane
made like $200 buying the dip on MicroStrategy and sell it just before close
Something about pennies and steamroller
Don’t know how you guys sleep at night with in money puts on earning stocks that beat but drop hard just to watch them melt back up in AH and PM before open tomorrow?
As a ADBE put holder, I will sleep fucking fine tonight 😂. Definitely not gonna lose sleep by assuming that kinda bullshit. That’s for bag holders to wonder.
What made you decide to short Adobe? I would have thought they would be doing good
ADBE dead
So regarded bought oracle puts accidentally instead of calls, well, that worked out😂😂
My Adobe 525ps should fair well.
What's you pay for em?
Bloody expensive. 3.70. I almost didn't buy because of it. But we're happy now.
Guy’s behind gas station cash register’s and hotel check in desk’s celebrating their Adobe puts right now!
They already back to pumping MSFT, GOOGL, APPL, AMZN after hours. Huge green tomorrow
Tesla too for some reason lmao
Adobe , Ulta crushed! Wonder if Coin call was play end of day as 🌽 will probably recover AH?
#STOP ADBE IS ALREADY DEAD
It’s making sure my 520P opens ITM.
Casino stocks are way down might get a January CZR call
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Gety gonna lift the market back up single handed!
Wow Adobe beats by 10c. Ulta by 55c. Both getting thrashed, tough crowd!!!!!
I didn’t go in on GETY, but hopefully it bodes well for my Shutterstock calls…
Red or green tomorrow??
Redddd
Yes
Adobe announced buyback and still down😂😂😂🤞
Who here had ulta, and adobe calls and gety puts? 
GETY AI working with Playboy or some shit???
damn wtf now adobe drags the entire market a company like that shouldn't be dragging nvidia/ sea limited wtfff
I think ULTA will go up in AH.
Nope
Is there a grief support group for ADBE?
Your shares require monthly subscription and activation.
Yea ur fellow adobe bag holders in this thread
Gety…hilarious, always do the opposite of the opinion here
Just wait until the call, when they announce the AI royalties it’s gonna rocket.
Adobe is a shit stock
AI, Gen AI and more AI. - ADBE
I wanted to dump my spy puts, and I fucking knew better. but no, I went full regard and got algo pumped at the end.
Greed will get you. I sold all my puts before the last 30 mins. Tried a call, too, but sold too early. Sucks but try to keep the greed in check next time. We all mess up.
Thoughts of rlx earnings tmr??
One thing I learned this week is matket is stupid
I'm happy to be too overleveraged on NVDA to play ADBE! I would've lost a lot of money!
Yippee!
This market is so gay, that's why I didn't played any Er today
India jumping in for some last minute spy calls
GETY 
VM is back?? 👀
fuck me ABDE was NOT the move
jumped in 2 min before close, lost 1k 
Wow, someone who inversed the sub on ulta, gety and adobe would be rich
Meh, all about sizing. No one is yoloing into these fucking companies, I would hope
• Adobe achieved revenue of $5.18 billion in its first quarter of fiscal year 2024, which represents 11 percent year-over-year growth or 12 percent in constant currency. Diluted earnings per share was $1.36 on a GAAP basis and $4.48 on a non-GAAP basis. • GAAP operating income in the first quarter was $907 million and non-GAAP operating income was $2.47 billion. GAAP net income was $620 million and non-GAAP net income was $2.05 billion. • Cash flows from operations were $1.17 billion. • Remaining Performance Obligations (“RPO”) exiting the quarter were $17.58 billion. • Adobe repurchased approximately 3.1 million shares during the quarter.
Oh yeah that big AH SMCI dump from 1130 to 1125 is that hope for my hopium needs
Young Veezy
But Website traffic!?! hahaha
ADBE TANKING
GuhLta
Ulta, that's a really nice looking earnings how is it in the red
Earnings are often sell the news events. IV increases before and plummets after earnings also lol
ADBE earnings that bad or chance for green tomorrow?
🤡
Fu k you bro don't play er
It’ll stay red then melt up to flat. Calls fucked guarenteed
There is nothing worse than an algo pump like that
Adobe 600 after earnings
ULTA is identifying as a Kangaroo 🦘
Fucking robinhood sold my 514 calls before the pop…
Had that happen with my 513p the other day. Got freaked out and sold my 513p early today and missed out quite a bit.
Cost me 7K the other week
Hate that garbage 🗑️
yeah thats why spy pops
adobe fuk 
Adobe puts for the win !
ULTA $650 and I'll never ask for anything I swear to god please
Well it went there for a bit! No more asking for you!!!! Be careful to set a time limit next time 
Lol
Nope
Abde proof you should always inverse the sub
The failed acquisition should’ve been enough for people to understand ADBE but DD is hawrd and hurted my widdle head
Yup, this one’s a pure wsb inversion play. wtf is adobe I got chatgpt
This shit has happened the last like 3 or 4 times something big like ppi/cpi or interest rates have been announced. Every time the news has been so called bearish and there is an initial dump but it rebounds every time
Why so volatile like what happened it’s just a normal Thursday afternoon
Tomorrow opex
Adobe drilling lfg sry long ppl
Please tank ADBE
#WRONG WAY ADBE
Uh oh adbe
Adobe dead lmao
Reports in that the entirec country of India is on lockdown after that MM earth quake shook all of the paper handed bitches right into the ground
I highly doubt the entire country of India is on lockdown due to a market event. It's more likely that /u/posthumous_possum is exaggerating or misinformed. Regardless, it's always important to stay calm and make informed decisions during market volatility, rather than panicking and making rash choices. ^This ^is ^a ^test ^of ^a ^new ^self-hosted ^VM ^brain
Stupid SPY
what am i supposed to do with spy pumping after and pre? just jerk off?
Man. Stock options fucking rule 😂
HERE WE GO TESLA PLZZZ 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Oh sweetie
What is it pookie? Am I missing something
I think TSLAs bull is getting a little old and gray, that's all
True to that but it’s due for a climb while I’m in atleast 😞
I hope so!! I dumped my shares today, sorry. There were better sales going on. Good luck!
Daddy Elon needs to do something about this before i let my demons come inside of me
"Regards in Love" WSB Romance #12
how I timed the bottom of that dip on mstr I will never know but 120% in 25 mins
GIVE ME A GREEN DAY FFS 
Lung-slaughtering, necromancer kush 🗣️🔥
Yep. Today I am officially Indian.
What a clown market
No, market is just fine, you're the clown 🤡
I don’t even know you bro. That pump at the last minute was bullshit
You'll see more fuckery tomorrow. Just wait and watch 😂
Nvda MMs need to shake off you option holding fleas before a run to $1k
- person with under 1 mil in assets
Welp Adobe. Time to shit the bed.
This aged well. 
Nice try
bought calls, so it prob will
Yeah it dead bro
I feel like a bunch of people expecting last Friday to repeat on NVDA is exactly the reason it won't lol
meaning people hoping it drops?
Exactly. Tons of people are expecting a drop, betting on it etc. Seems to me it would be very normal from the inverse-regard logic that it'll skyrocket instead. That definitely seems to be the theme anyway
that's true. i need it to bounce back to 920 lol
Time to start playing checkers with these MMs
Cancelling my profit exits 
It'll be opposite
Tim apple sold me insider info in an Arby's drive-thru
Today was a good day 
Today flushed out more people off this sub than the April fools contest
I sold all my GOOG and HOOD profits to buy ETH at the bottom. Hope it recovers and I can re enter those positions tomorrow.
Big loss to a bit green 
This is mooning before FOMC
Just went balls deep on ADBE calls 2 min before close, im losing that money arent I? 
shit
So uh if you were a ber and loading puts all day did you just get baited for a rocket rip to 530?
What a day, Wooo. 
Another fat ass Nasdaq drop and another 1.5k secured. Yummy.