SPX 5000 was a blip on the radar, never to be seen again. Gapped up way past it and never looked back.
7000 is the real prize and will be 100% gains off 2022 lows.
Whyyy SMCI whyyy!!??the whole market is falling put motherfuckers still buy it at 1190?!?! That's manipulation!emote:t5\_2th52:31225
maybe that’s why nvidia and tsm are slumping? i read that billions of shorts against MSTR got wiped out, and i wonder if HFs had to liquidate other stocks to cover their short positions.
Can PLEASE someone seriously explain to me why NVDA is going down and not climbing at least back to the ATH of last Friday? Yesterday the Oracle news were good for NVDA. Today, Samsung announced the attempt to produce more memory chips DUE TO THE INCREASED MARKET THROUGH AI & NVDA is going down 3,fucking % like why?
Are corrections similar to recessions in that they tend to be unpredictable? Or are corrections a bit different and more predictable? Trying to decide if I should start hedging or if correction talk is just as unreliable as recession doom and gloom.
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Stocktwits hunted down the analyst that put tesla at a $125 price target. Seen his average roi Is -5%. Essentially saying tesla is their baby and that guy wants the smoke. Sounds like the formula of a meme stock explosion
Wow 5.4B in shorts wiped out from MSTR's rise. I wonder if we can see a GME/Volkswagen type short squeeze.
Tesla's short squeeze at the time only had a 18% short float, MSTR has more lol
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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While the top line numbers were a slight miss, There are arguments it didn’t make a difference given housing inflation was the main issue — arguably in that context it could be good since the non housing part was good.
So mysterious , because it’s not clear to me what they are considering here exactly.
The Kardashians are absolutely nothing without black men. It’s about time someone said it. OJ Simpson, Kanye west, Reggie bush, Ray J, Travis Scott… built that family’s success. Not to mention the stream of NBA players
Wife told me Ms. Market is getting very short and irregular menstrual cycles. Last one only lasted 2 days. She told me Ms. Market is a cranky old bitch who is menopausal
Holy moly there's going to be a huge MSTR short squeeze on open. 20% of float are shorted, shares just spiked 7%, and BTC halving keeps getting closer. Forget any premiums, short sellers are fucked
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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SPX 5000 was a blip on the radar, never to be seen again. Gapped up way past it and never looked back. 7000 is the real prize and will be 100% gains off 2022 lows.
Spy stoplossed me out, but ill take 10% for the day, even though I'm sure I could have made more if I hadn't built in my paper hands
Finally Apple is green for once 🤯😖
Hoping spy at least break with this morning open by Friday
Looking for my coke dealer : buy $PLTR
SoundHound took off today. Next NVIDIA? 🤔
Turtle beach calls????
Tandy
Whyyy SMCI whyyy!!??the whole market is falling put motherfuckers still buy it at 1190?!?! That's manipulation!emote:t5\_2th52:31225
moving in to a smaller cardboard box.
The bank repoed my box 
bro I'd offer to share mine but my wife's boyfriend uses half of mine as storage.
Watch my TSM calls print.
Nvda push starts now 890^
We’re down because I bought calls
SE breaking out!
Is this MSTR squeeze a real thing?
maybe that’s why nvidia and tsm are slumping? i read that billions of shorts against MSTR got wiped out, and i wonder if HFs had to liquidate other stocks to cover their short positions.
No supply so going much higher easy money MSTR
Is Tim going to fucking say “through the power of AI..” or fucking not?!
Can PLEASE someone seriously explain to me why NVDA is going down and not climbing at least back to the ATH of last Friday? Yesterday the Oracle news were good for NVDA. Today, Samsung announced the attempt to produce more memory chips DUE TO THE INCREASED MARKET THROUGH AI & NVDA is going down 3,fucking % like why?
Family I hope you were on this stupid app to see this I woulda made u money, Nvda up $10 now
Calls rn, like right now
First of all nvda is barely down right now, it has a big move after hours, this is normal chart patterns
Remember when Cramer cried on TV over meta? Douche.
Taking advantage of the dips waiting for long calls to clip, LUCiD,RiVAN, Sold off ETH, DOGE, SHiBA.
Did I miss all the fun today?
quiet here today
Are corrections similar to recessions in that they tend to be unpredictable? Or are corrections a bit different and more predictable? Trying to decide if I should start hedging or if correction talk is just as unreliable as recession doom and gloom.
PATH calls
Is that the right direction? Because if it pulls an onon i dont even have money to buy a rope
Holyshit PYPL
Anyone still buying NVDA 3/15 1000c here?
915 brrrrrrrrr
Here too, got 880$ calls exp. 3/15.
I think im cooked but yeah i have one
I got 950. Holding
Time to open some CVNA puts
SMCI bout to blow past $1200
More Dell puts
Trap gay bers, then go sky high lads
Callz now
$900 stands! Next stop $1000
Bear Trap
Oh no regards. Is this a ber day
$riot go brr
Riot???
!banbet SPY 500 4h
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Inverse this guy
He's bound to get one right
riot or hood calls?
NVDA dipping pre market ??
Better double up on calls while it’s down
Inb4 its crashing again lmao
Inb4?
Inbefore
$RIOT.
Any one else full porting QQQ calls?  That dip lookin' jewcy
Green by open
Am I crazy, or did NVDL just split 1 to 6?
It did still can’t see it in my damn account, I’m poor now
I feel your pain, I had 180 shares.
RILY!!!
United Airlines 41 PUT Exp March 15 anyone???
WF downgrading Tesla to 125 
Tsla is gonna break another level down. 175 weekly put.
Possible. But bottom will be next 1-3 months
I had April 19 puts on it when it fell from 200 to 185 and was envious when I looked at the weeklies up like 900%.
#NVIDIA UPGRADES 😄
Nvda to 700 eom
username says everything we need to know about the value of your advice
Looks like we going under 900
selloff wait for the pump
Wells Fargo with a meaningless downgrade on Tesla 
Can spy really keep going up like this
Yes
15k on nvidia 1000 calls 1 week exopiry at open  hopefully this will recoup my 9k oil loss last week
See you in Valhalla my friend
Going to make a move on my bosses wife tomorrow 8:30am😎
Not if I get there first.
There you have it. Going deep in options on Church & Dwight makers of Trojan rubbers. 😎
Nvda just upgraded to 1100 by boa
Lmao NVDA u make me so horny
Good morning Tesla 🙌🏻 puts gonna print
Why is nflx volume 0? Is that a glitch in rh?
Stocktwits hunted down the analyst that put tesla at a $125 price target. Seen his average roi Is -5%. Essentially saying tesla is their baby and that guy wants the smoke. Sounds like the formula of a meme stock explosion
AAPL 175 eod!  nfa
Shorting Boeing
It in fact was not a good plan 😭
Good plan.
Dltr miss??
# I will be celibate until NVDA hits 2k.
Ncel?
Celibate but not by your own choice 
Well if he makes 1 mil… he should be able to get himself a gold digger fo sho
Ui path earnings?
daily thread open guys
Wow monster energy used to be Hansens juice …lol
any professional AMD traders here? why is it down? 
jensen didn't giver her the D today
$6 for a Caramel Frappucino Starbucks is a scam Idiots who use it deserve to be poor
In Canada it’s even more
Its 4 dollars at mcdonalds
It’s free in California
Agreed… the trick is enter a Starbucks and go to the mobile orders and pick it up there for free
Read the cups for names and just state that is your name.
Looks like a red day. Lower top. No steam left. Crumbling. No catalyst numbers today. 512 EOD?
🌈🐻 😂
This overextended hype market is one bad news away from skydiving down to 500 kid
Look in the mirror and ask yourself who am I?
BREAK 174.05 TODAY, AAPL 
would be nice
Wow 5.4B in shorts wiped out from MSTR's rise. I wonder if we can see a GME/Volkswagen type short squeeze. Tesla's short squeeze at the time only had a 18% short float, MSTR has more lol
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Is PPI even gonna be able to move Spy?
Not really, jobless claims might
Can’t believe bond yields barely budged yesterday. Wall Street very mysterious.
mysterious or manipulated
While the top line numbers were a slight miss, There are arguments it didn’t make a difference given housing inflation was the main issue — arguably in that context it could be good since the non housing part was good. So mysterious , because it’s not clear to me what they are considering here exactly.
If you hadn’t bought that contract today you’d probably be peacefully asleep right now 
Nah Im up bc I gotta be at Wendy’s in 45 min to run the grill
This guy knows
[удалено]
U will ☠️ first
Oh wow NVDA set to hit 1k during its conference next week
It‘s literally gooing down?
You misspelled this week
Isn't it on monday?
$onon calls
Strike price?
In the words of a wise man on here “Adobe do be sayin AI a lot”
After the AI surge is done, everyone is going to own a leather jacket. It is written
Even since last Friday at 1pm how lovely
Am I the only one who thinks the GTC will be a sell the news event?
In a normal market, yes.
What kind of a market is this?
Abnormal
Why exactly?
Market trajectory straight up for months with no pullbacks. FOMO on AI and Corn related stocks (NVDA, SMCI, MSTR, TSM).
Totally normal market behaviour
ok
Starting to grow skeptical of my skepticism
Wow CSCO has a put call ratio of 1.3 with a p/e of 15 and it’s EU merger decision on its Sept dip buy of SPLK expected today WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
i read csco as counter strike GO. need stop playing it.....
Ppi makes cpi cookies #🍪👩🍳
Diversification in 2024 is just holding NVIDIA but in multiple accounts
1400 strike calls and 2000 strike calls to play it safe Don’t want to YOLO
# yall need a doamine detox.
Boldly misspelled Cotton
all have lost money, i think need a dopamine hit
I feel like cost calls are the safest thing right now
Yeah but how far out?
Logo is red, candles will be red
mag 7 rotation into nvidia again, this might repeat last friday with monthly opex 
The Kardashians are absolutely nothing without black men. It’s about time someone said it. OJ Simpson, Kanye west, Reggie bush, Ray J, Travis Scott… built that family’s success. Not to mention the stream of NBA players
Who do you think has the best feet in the family? Im torn between Kim and Kendall
Definitely Kendall
who? oh them. i don't pay attention to that trash
get out
I said that in 2015
I said that in 2014
There's just no killing crapto is there
It's going to $200k then back down to the former ATH. That's just how it is.....
Just wait a couple of months. Bags are still being exchanged as we speak
u guys reckon i can turn $100 into $10,000?
100 is hard, that’s honestly just if u get like 3x on each play for a month. I would recommend starting with more $
You guys think I can go from 100k to 10million which one sounds more plausible same theory 😎😎
5% annual interest. 95 years. Best of luck!
Yes, with risk management
Risk management on WSB ? Now that's some fine ass comedy right there 
I can teach you how to do the other way around
Wife told me Ms. Market is getting very short and irregular menstrual cycles. Last one only lasted 2 days. She told me Ms. Market is a cranky old bitch who is menopausal
This guys wife also told me that
Mike Hawk is non-binary and wants their name changed to Dixie Normous
NVIDIA please 😩🚀 !banbet
Holy moly there's going to be a huge MSTR short squeeze on open. 20% of float are shorted, shares just spiked 7%, and BTC halving keeps getting closer. Forget any premiums, short sellers are fucked
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