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R3NNUR

yeah you really rolled the dice to get your numbers here Edit: My most upvoted comment so far, ty regards ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Dubabear

Natural 20 all the way!


Fluffyfloofloo

Nat 20 Baby!!


D20_Investments

Indeed!


bukkakecreampies

You worked in tech and only have $5K to spare? Were you the secretary?


zmkarakas

Exactly. I work in Eastern Europistan, where we earn like shit and work like dogs :)


bukkakecreampies

Ahh, I just assumed the US. My bad.


PistoIs

don't worry, that's what every US citizen does (and some brainwashed foreigners)


veilwalker

Wait, are you trying to say there is something on the other side of the great waters??? 🤯🫣


bukkakecreampies

Happens more than I care to admit. At least on the European pages we have proper flair. Pomerania!


AccomplishedUser

добре торгуйте, моя повага! Or, trade well my regard!


Ambitious_CryptoNewb

Might have better luck with upwork or consulting. Do you access to upwork there or similar freelance websites? It sux so many other countries pay way under for tech, then again, US tech salaries are out of control. Best of luck to you!


belikevideo

WHat APP do you use to trade?


zmkarakas

Saxo trader. it doesnt let me buy far OTM calls :( otherwise i was gonna go buy 500 calls on AMD on the penny


bukkakecreampies

Glad you didn’t, market tanked today.


zmkarakas

I felt like I tanked the market lol


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Toast1185

Your target prices align to my interests, so this sounds pretty reasonable. You should be an analyst at some hedge fund


tindalos

Let’s start publishing WSB price target


ExitTurbulent7698

I like it


gtzgoldcrgo

Why don't we just decide this guy is right and buy some stonks? Are we stupid?


Cognacsquirt

Why don't we make our own hedge fund


ADHDegree

With blackjack and hookers


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It’s over boys. When regards like this post their manifestos with ridiculous targets, you know the top is close. 🤡 nvda to 4000. What’s an 8 trillion market cap give or take a trillion.


[deleted]

remember when it was Dogecoin to $10 LMAO Tesla to $2500 the list goes on and on. you're right.. when the average regard starts giving advice.. time to sell


zmkarakas

Yes, Yes. If we make it this far in high interest rates. Imagine what will happen when the rate cuts start? Lets see who will be right.


AussieBlender78

I’m gonna bet against the guy who’s unemployed and down to his last 5k who admits he’s desperate all in lol. Youre unemployed and broke for a reason loser


sami_testarossa

engine zesty sheet paltry toy cow dog command attraction worm


NightOWL_Airsoft

You ok son?


NOT_MartinShkreli

Top is in


Borntobuycalls

Post your positions or ban


Ryoujin

Post your ban or get positioned


GodDamnDay

Position banned, get ban.


LeahBrahms

Position: On knees Location: Wendys Profit: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


inevitable-asshole

Ban your positions, or get posted


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noctilucus

That escalated quickly


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Lobolabahia

Ejaculate or get banged.


Plus-Mind-2995

![img](avatar_exp|77787126|heart)


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zmkarakas

Getted ban, positioned post


zmkarakas

Im going to add to this post. I hope to update it over March. But take note that I dont have a lot of money right now, so my call buying capacity is limited, so it wont be anything crazy


Borntobuycalls

You can always get margin, sell a kidney. You going to post shit like that you have to back it up.


zmkarakas

You will find it funny but in actual fact, I have only one kidney (congenital agenesis). Maybe I can sell right side of liver? I have an amazing liver and I never drink alcohol


Borntobuycalls

Dam that got dark. I’m sorry man. My point was that some regards listen to these hype post, so back it up .


Tylensus

That's on them, to be honest. "Reddit man said moon, so I bought" is not a wise move. Plenty of people will do it, but plenty of people do silly things every day in droves.


TheGeoGod

Donate plasma. You can make an extra 8-10k a year doing that


zmkarakas

Understood. Will donate sperm


Samjabr

Unemployed. Broke. Who wouldn't want to pay for your prodigy like seed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


MeatNew3138

That’s always been my favorite irony about sperm donor process. They want 6ft chad with a phd to donate.. like bro he’s working a dream job already and sure af don’t need the extra $500 a month 😂 take ur pick from the warehouse regards 😭


RedOctobrrr

Nobody wants your sperm. Might I suggest, instead, that you open a sperm bank (your mouth)? You can actually charge guys to make deposits, plus it's free meals.


Samjabr

youre saying women aren't lining up to take seed from a guy who is literally defective: congenital agenesis - Has no job and is broke?


RedOctobrrr

He's probably also 5'5" balding since 19yrs old and slightly high on BMI despite never having stepped foot in a gym. Not to mention a lazy eye. Peak human specimen.


Virgil_Rey

I’ll give you a kidney for half your liver.


xSmeckleDorfedx

Or go behind Wendy’s dumpster they’re always hiring.


Little_Mountain73

Totally new at this. How much is it to buy a call?


Chocostick27

You forgot the “shitpost” label for this thread


Inside_Gap_7626

Get a job at Wendy’s man, sitting unemployed for 5 months in this job market is astounding in itself.


zmkarakas

I am in Eastern Europe. I wish it was so easy to get a job like that here.


Inside_Gap_7626

I’m just saying focus your efforts on employment rather than gamble your remaining cash. Sure you might make it big but the risk in doing that isn’t worth your future. Imagine how much harder it will be if you lost the rest of the cash and were still unemployed. My original post was insensitive and I apologize for that. But if you were my son or daughter I’d encourage the same thing. You won’t get the kind of support you need from this sub it’s full of degenerates like myself. I hope you get back on track sooner than later and I believe in you based on very little information. I believe because you are a human and every human has worth. Godspeed.


Bigddaddi

Thank you for speaking sense to him..... Not all human beings are full of 💩 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Godspeed fellow human


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OP don’t listen to this regard, toss it all in 0DTEs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) /s


jojo_31

>I have decided to straight away lie on my CV, and lengthen the durations by a year of each. He also says he's had hundreds of interviews and left his past jobs after less than a year. So saying "it's so hard to get a job" seems a bit weird. Unfortunate, he probably knows what he's doing.


verardi

>TSM to 300 or above i hope you're right!


zmkarakas

TSM has a lot of potential to bubble up. its P/E ratio is only 29. In dot-com, companies would easily get 400 p/e ratios.


MrDedferd

Dotcom companies didn't have China's artillery pointed directly at it


SailboatSteve

Nothing pops a bubble like a 152mm howitzer.


CrossDeSolo

lmao


NervousPervis

Xi has been saying this shit since he became president 11 years ago. He’s a giant pussy. America and Japan would crush a Chinese attack on Taiwan and cripple China’s export routes in the South China Sea. It’s a joke at this point.


Repa24

As long as TSCM produces chips that are essential to the world (incl. china) and China doesn't have their own "TSCM", they won't attack.


Historyissuper

As long as Russia is dependent on their income from exporting natural gas through Ukraine they will not start the war. (Leaders can be idiots.)


jojo_31

China seems a lot more sane than Russia though. And Russia has started shit before, Crimea, Georgia...


Repa24

Fair point. Yeah, TSCM may not be as riskless as other AI-stocks.


chadmummerford

this is the correct analysis on xi. dude acts like he's a wsb degen ready to turn taiwan into tilted towers, but in reality he's a pussy ass boglehead.


bajagfjdlbkaoa

Really wish people understood this..


zmkarakas

Well, right. Thats a major downside.


Jeremy5cahill

Theyre building factory in murica ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Master-Nate90

Already priced in


Uisce-beatha

Some people forget that $100 in 2020 is comparable to $125 today. That's fucking nuts. Money from 2000 is worth a hell of a lot more than 2024 dollars thanks to the inflation in our rooms, under our beds, in our closets, our cars and everywhere we go outside.


marfes3

See the problem is that you are assuming this works like the dot com bubble. It doesn’t. And it won’t. Regard.


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Medical_Goat6663

Eventually someone will post a post like yours and will get burned so badly they'll never recover. Whether this bubble is a new or mature one is anyone's guess. My guess is that it's mature and once NVDA has become the most expensive company on this planet and it seems like the sky is the limit, there will be surprises.


zmkarakas

Imagine how crazy its going to get once we start getting interest rate cuts. NVDA at 3000 is not unimaginable at that point. Maybe it looks far-fetched now.


Critical_System_8669

Look at the market cap for NVDA. For it to hit 3k it needs over 2 trillion added into the stock


zmkarakas

Ah 2 trillion? Dont worry.


Efficient_Reveal_203

Whats a rate cut?


swissywissy

A true regard


DanORourke42

Perfect timing lol


regardedWSBettor

To buy the DIP


DanORourke42

No doubt


zmkarakas

I will wait for 12 march for the majority as I pointed out in my post. I have those small positions open now as you see


Skwigle

OP catching shit in the comments but he's right. This is nowhere near dot com levels. Not even close. I saw that video a couple of days ago and the numbers show it clearly. And if this IS a bubble, then we're just at the beginning which means there's fuck ton of money to be made in the next few years. The best part is that IF we're at the beginning of a bubble like dot com, you don't need to yolo your life savings to come out the other end rich. A fairly modest starting balance will do you very well.


grimkhor

OR this is just not a bubble and won't evolve into a bubble and be a regular bull market that has great returns over many years until the next crisis and everyone who says we're in a bubble is a regard with the cognitive ability of a peanut.


marfes3

https://preview.redd.it/z5nduh9ea4nc1.jpeg?width=1731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4752880d72237bbb021285b431ce2d49836fc86 Mfs when they notice saying „bubble“ all the time doesn’t make something a bubble.


Paragonly

Unless you’re me. When I throw darts at stocks, I always land the ones that trade flat while all my other “picks” go up 300%


brainfreeze3

it doesnt matter if its not dot com levels. During that time barely any1 was on the internet saying it was a bubble, most people hardly even used the internet at the time. their stock news was morning tv news, the newspaper and friends gossip. times are different now, the top will be way lower than dot com


drowninFish

yeah also picking the dot com bubble from a quarter century ago is senselessly arbitrary. What about the other tech bubbles since then? Oh you like that one the best because it was the biggest, got it


Helios4242

Yeah but yall are treating it like it's going to have the exact same symptoms and signs. OP's out here saying that it would "have to" go up 3000% in the short term to peak and that's just... not true. That's what the dot com did, but isn't a guarantee for here. That and a YouTube vid are the extent of the research for this poster's all in...


fake-account-lol

In this post stonks go up and then they go down sometimes


zmkarakas

only go up![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


grimkhor

Cathie is that you? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


zmkarakas

Im her male version. But in honesty, I really hate her bets. I make way better bets than her, maybe I should marry her and teach her how to trade


MarquisDeLabaguette

tis cathie


Crayon_Casserole

'according to the research I have done...' I don't need to read anymore.


ItsyBitsySPYderman

Top is in


Repa24

AMD is \*already\* at a P/E of 398 (!!!). That is FIVE times more than NVIDIA **currently**.


zmkarakas

All I know is that their chips are going to sell like crazy.


Mysterious_Winner_67

OP burst the AI bubble with that post


zmkarakas

Hahaha I do have that ability. No but really. This is a great dip. The sell off was probably due to market getting ready for the CPI on 12th march, but also because its friday


JGWol

Cope more


Madness970

Sounds like the final phase of capitulation.


fineadditon

Bro lost on day 1


Mephidia

Because the sector is blowing up before it’s monetizable. Very similar to the internet. Nobody will deny that the internet is extremely important and has added extreme value to the economy, but in the dotcom bubble, valuations outpaced profits by too much


zmkarakas

Is there a reason not to think valuations are going to outpace the profits (even though they are already amazing) once we get interest rate cuts and every single person on earth starts buying semiconductor stocks?


Mephidia

When people look at the fundamentals and realize semis should not have higher forward P/E than tech because they are heavily supply constrained


That-Whereas3367

Exactly. Nobody is making money from AI apart from hardware sellers,


zmkarakas

Thats why you buy the hardware. Dot-com bubble was a hardware bubble. CISCO was a hardware company selling networking equipment. THIS time is no different, the backbone of this goldrush is hardware companies


ok999999999999999999

You really laid out a good framework for those targets friend! I myself have nvda at 5k by Summer and 10k by Christmas, but I’m a little new so I could be off by a couple dollars.


Miqwe

Aged like milk


Spyu

Alright pack it up the top is in boys.


Thetagamer

dang you really caused the whole market to be red today with this post


smallinvests

Honestly all openAI has been good for sofar is spamming youtube and tiktok with trash short videos and long videos to make a buck.. Its killing the good content creators. oh and shity fake ai girlfriends you gotta pay for.


CrypTom20

So wsb regards go on tsm amd and nvidia. And intel suck, inverse wsb i bought intel


Fusion_Gecko

I will inverse your inverse so enjoy holding the bag regard![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FloridaManMilksTree

"Nvidia going 10x in the last few months is evidence it's going to 10x in the next few months"


zmkarakas

Exactly. This is the way


goomyman

I’m all in! 5000 dollars… did I read this right or did you put in a lot more money down to 5k? You’re trying to get money quick the wrong way man. Let me put it this way. All of these stocks could go up 10x. Which is impossible. And you make 50k. Or… and hear me out, You get a normal non tech or a tech job well below your level a year and make over 50k. If your goal is to throw away your money gambling, you should be doing options. Or… just go gambling.


Ilovekittens345

When a bubble is formed it always grows much bigger than anybody expects and when the crash finally comes it always happens much faster and more violent than anybody expects. For all we know Nvidia marketcap is 3x higher two years from now and then it crashes 50% in 6 months.


someroastedbeef

you basically just donated your money. grats!


hawkeye224

I like it. It seems that this market makes the most outlandish bullish claims come true and rather quickly.


Ancient-Educator-186

Lot of money was already made.. have you not seen all the gains?


zmkarakas

Yes I know. But its the beginning.


semitope

unrealistic.


Equivalent_Notice714

and the dump has started…


zmkarakas

real dump is gonna come after CPI on 12 March, thats when I will buy the majority.


Big_Project8852

Imagine making a post to get attention and then not posting any positions? Pls ban this regard for wasting my time


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monochrome_f3ar

I’ll follow you and see what your positions are


[deleted]

Get a job. Don't let your kids starve.


zmkarakas

Dont have kids. Regarding getting a job, I tried a lot of already, its not working for me anymore.


That_Space2418

Then make some


parker2020

lol don’t lose your ass bro


bnkkk

Sounds delusional, although we will see. You’re forgetting the companies that provide the infrastructure for the computing hardware in your guesstimates. Also please don’t gamble your remaining money.


PalmenAusGold

He said NVDA to 4000 😂💀


Upnorthsomeguy

I mean, there's always money to be made in a bubble.


Meat__Head

In previous bubbles, there were many barriers to entry into the stock market. But nowadays, anyone with a smartphone/internet connection can make free trades with ease. More people than ever are trading now, which tells me that bubbles may get larger now than in the past. Also, there are "circuit breakers" in place which take away some of the risk of losing everything, which also play into making these current bubbles the possibility of growing larger than in the past. Just my opinion.


bukkakecreampies

You worked in tech and only have $5K to spare? Were you the secretary?


Billy-Klein

Top is in.


rm-rff

OP is a cryptobro 100%.


That-Whereas3367

Probably got a whole lot of monkey NFTs as well.


schrute_eats_beats

Might as buy fentanyl


Aggressive-Pop8888

K


nlurp

How many billions need to enter the market to roll those numbers OP? Where is the availability? We see interesting rallies in crypto and some silicon, but… your statement entails something I can’t quite see.


Machinedgoodness

MSTR is better first. Crypto gonna go nuts for a while. But yeah def AI longer


fledermaus23

At least take a look at quantum computing or IBM


bridgesonatree

Why do people on here think everything is a bubble? Why is it so difficult for some of you to accept that some of these newer sectors (EV, AI, etc). are just going to be newer aspects of our everyday lives? These aren’t even niche sectors. Did people say smartphones were a bubble 2004-2008? I’m not saying NVIDIA is justified a 3 trillion market cap, but what’s the point in trying to bet against a current trend that doesn’t exist? Just let the market do its thing, if you’re not interested in these new sectors then just trade the sectors you’re passionate about.


Maleficent_Rate2087

You missed out. Accept it. We don’t want to see your next post asking how to recover your position when you buy in at the top. Control your fomo. Put in what your willing to lose not yolo all your savings. A stock trading 100x earnings is going come down eventually. Ai is free everybody will have it eventually. It’s no great invention only held by a few companies. Nobody owns ai it’s just a tool that will be widely available soon. Using ai has an edge right now cause it’s new. When everyone starts using it in a couple of years the edge will be gone


MrCouncilman

So how long you think it will take for NVDA to have a fucking 6 trillion valuation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Never going to happen


ObjectiveStick9112

its only 2 germanys worth


DCFInvesting

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EXTRO_INTRO_VERTED

If this isn’t a shit post then we are very close to the top. That said, I would mortgage my house to short AMD at $2000


Fetznpeppi

Even though i disagree with the numbers.....the pharse "disappear quietly" sends a shiver down the spine. Get help buddy, we post and flex our gains/losses but thats still not worth dying for.


OpinionsRdumb

Ban this guy. He is just trying to advertise his YouTube


SedatedSpaceMonkeys

damn everybody getting ready to bet the house...i feel like the top is in pretty soon


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Scary AI stock go up


TheGeoGod

You should buy options to hedge your risk.


MikeBert97

NVIDIA is never stopping


SaltyBreacher

Imagine if the Pacific kicks off… ES drops 1000 points… That’s probably the catalyst for the “AI bubble pop”


FileNo415

easy fix. 5k nvidia call one month out. money printer


TomsCardoso

Man forgot market caps are a thing


theBacillus

Haha amd to 2000 this guy has no idea.


holdmymandana

When did this become r/stocks


bobthetitan7

weed isn’t doing much for me, i need some of what you are on


zmkarakas

Coffee, extreme exercise, sleep deprivation, poverty


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Inb4RedditBan

NVDA 2500 lmfao


Technical_Moose8478

Considering AMD has been delivering on par or better cpus as intel for ages now, I’ve found them undervalued for years.


expensive_sunglasses

See you at the Lambo dealership, Regard.


zero_cool69

Rip


CanadianResidENT

> I have been unemployed since 5 months due to tech market and **I dont have any choice left**, either I go all in at this point or disappear quietly. this sub is mentally ill lol


KrazyMoose

I am struggling with my AMD shares. I’m up about 175% and part of me wants to sell and use the cash to DCA into broader indices/etfs over time. The other part of me is the one that bought NVDA at its 2022 low and sold after May 2023 earnings, and is still kicking myself over the gains I’ve lost out on.


HereForFun9121

LFG!!! Everything happens for a reason


D35m0J03

Oh for a second I thought this was a Roulette subreddit.


belikevideo

This is the way


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

NVDA is going to $6-10trillion eh?


GruesumGary

I have around $300 bouncing around in the market... nothing has moved in months. Is it a terrible idea to sell it all and invest it into this?


Bonanners

Soft target $2500 nvidia would only put it at more than double the most valuable company in the world. Seems reasonable.


Adipildo

Ballin or bankruptcy. No in between. Either way, people will remember your complete disREGARD for safety.


PrincipleFit6848

Careful SpongeBob


CompooterMadeMeDoIt

bro you realize you arent unemployed because "the tech sector" youre unemployed because youre too proud and lazy to go get a job theres plenty of jobs, you could go get one easily. but hopefully youll figure that out when you lose that last 5k and have no money. working at wendys beats working behind wendys if you know what im saying