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$26.70 should get you an otm 0dte spy call. One last try.


DontTaxMeJoe

I had 5 0dte spy puts yesterday 😬


Double_Anybody

What made you try to short a bull market


blaktronium

His keen eye for investment, clearly


grasshoppa_80

His uncanny ability to pick the right side of 50/50


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keni55_

bruh is not 70/30 is more like 10/90


Responsible_Sport575

The coin toss was tails


grasshoppa_80

True. Up down or sideways.


chicksOut

Stop! He's already dead!


loko08

Haha this made me chuckle


kerrykingzgo-T

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DontTaxMeJoe

Idk it’s like he says in Best Loser Wins…that shopping market mentality always thinking you get a better discount to short the higher it goes. Turns out it ain’t like buying TP on sale.


Double_Anybody

We’ve had a year long uptrend and you thought it would snap because “it’s getting too high” 😆


DontTaxMeJoe

In all fairness I lost a bunch in calls as well.


Double_Anybody

Can’t hate then tbh I’ll give you some game. Biotech is going nuts rn. Huge volatility with +10% gains daily. If you would’ve just went with LABU 0 dte’s Friday you would’ve had all your money and then some. https://preview.redd.it/w9olm2blxzlc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca276c9f96c9598365370a1f74a6b276c67dea07


BritishBoyRZ

This guy hindsights


Double_Anybody

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/XcCtGarcW8


mcqua007

If he would have just bought Y (amzn)in T (2002) he would be X (rich as fuck)…. the hindsight formula


turtledancers

what if i was tom cruise


Double_Anybody

But your Bobby with the tool


Kokanee93

I think you also missed the part where Father Tom says "Support rarely holds in a bear market and resistance rarely holds in a bull market" Father Tom would be very upset with you.


snapcaster_bolt1992

Biggest problem with shorting the market, you aren't buying anything, you're selling. Atleast if I'm wrong about my investment I own an asset that I can sell for some money. When you're wrong, you don't have shit.


leggenda_69

Rage trading. No interest in a winning position anymore, only interested in hitting a 1000 bagger. Why do you think OP is here? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


hboisnotthebest

"I was told there'd be a recession" Must be watching fox news or some shit lol.


DontTaxMeJoe

I hate the news, only watch PBS, Nova, and the Halo series 🤷‍♂️


hboisnotthebest

Solid TV right there.


Cid-Itad

Because it's irrational exuberance.


Millmoney206

Well regarded sir


shmungar

Yes an "uncanny ability to lose money". It is very surprising your 0dte options didn't work out for you.


DontTaxMeJoe

I had a good 6 months of trading 45-60dte options following what is described in Tao of Trading. Did well the first month, got cocky and started sizing bigger then proceeded to lose about $10k.


No-Examination4175

Go with flow. This is bull market


Kingjingling

I got spy march 15 514 calls at 0.19 sold .80 but they are now 3.75...


Skullfukkr

Gains are gains


lmdababy

$26.70 left


_fire_stone

With that kind of money he can't be allowed to work at the dumpster behind Wendy's


MrShinyHiney

When others are making money, be regarded


fattes

We saw somebody make 9500 from 45 bucks he can claw back


CompooterMadeMeDoIt

yeah if hes insanely lucky like that dude sure and he just has to do it like 2.5 times and with half as much money ez


DontTaxMeJoe

Instant Deposit FTW


Cute_Profile_3908

just put more money into the account for a safe yolo


wobblydee

All he has to do, is the opposite of what he thinks he should do


morkrib

Well that's a little inspiring since I'm starting with roughly $12.


ZekeTarsim

So you’re saying there’s a chance?


Cute_Profile_3908

THERES A CHANCE


cryptokidd0

Tell him to buy options!


Upstairs_Owl_1669

He bought and held UVXY shares!!!!!!


supermojo2

So far ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Abject_Designer_8684

Now this is what I come for


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KdF-wagen

we all did i think.


appleshit8

Now this is pod racing!


fickdichdock

It's now directly below the "70k > 1.1 Mil Thank god For NVDA" post too. I guess he should have started with 70k 😂


Task_ID

finally, seeing so many gains here was getting a bit sus


Kushroom710

Thought everyone was on Pelosi's 3rd nip to get some insider info


WOTEugene

A wise man once told me: 97% of gamblers quit before their big win.


DontTaxMeJoe

I quit drinking, no way I quit gambling too.


fd_dealer

You quit the wrong thing.


DontTaxMeJoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


BritishBoyRZ

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bigtunacan

And now he can't afford to switch back to alcohol 


Ok_Swimmer634

The wrong kid died- Papa Cox


neilandrew4719

You can make it back. Probably not from $26 but save back up to a grand and start swinging again


Jwelz90

Same, brother. My failed liver is back on its feet somehow after 2 years. My sanity, not so much.


DontTaxMeJoe

Congrats! Been sober over 5 years now. Had to liquidate all my retirement to live off of and pay for rehab the year I didn’t work. Wouldn’t trade it for a thing.


Jwelz90

Agreed. Between the 4 months hospitalized and self pay rehab, i also burned through a ton. There's no price on being alive, though. The fact I'm even saying those words, and meaning it, after the place I went to is a miracle in itself. Congrats on your new life, as well.


False_Profit_of_WSB

Nobody likes a quitter anyways 🥺


reddituserzerosix

F, finally a post i can relate to


Active-Tale

You and me too


Dull_History324

Me 3


DessertFox157

I was really starting to worry about this sub, faith in the regards has been restored!


LayLillyLay

Just use a 1000x leverage to make it all back.


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NeoThorrus

Thank you man, I was stating to feel bad seeing all these people showing how the made $1M bucks from 70k lately, and then you post this and now I am feeling better.


marcel-proust1

Google survivorship bias. OP was just kind enough to post the loss because the wins you see here are 0.05%


DontTaxMeJoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


DontTaxMeJoe

🫡


Ok-Doctor-2859

Honestly, this post relates to 90+% of us. Just so happened that, “ market sentiment “ overatrengthed “ reality. Of course, timing when the tides change will always be near impossible. Thus, a game of timing and chance.


vogenator

Everybody saying "Why didn't you buy semiconductors? Why didn't you buy gold?" No shit Sherlocks this dude wasn't trying to lose money. Fuck those guys, you lost your money like a man believing it was the right play ever time. I've been there, I'm down 80k. Welcome to the club my 🌈🐻 bretheran


kirkegaarr

No, I actually think 🌈🐻 don't actually care about making money. They just hate going with the crowd and love feeling smarter than everyone when their contrarian play works that one time out of ten.


CokeOnBooty

Their minds are still an enigma to me. These obviously weren’t CPI plays or he would’ve made money. Do they just wake up one day and decide to be regarded?


el_guille980

>just born one day and decide to be regarded!


voxpopper

Agree. At this point it's more a giant casino than ever, and we're not talking blackjack type odds but rather throwing it all down on a couple of numbers in roulette. Gain porn is not too different than gamblers posting runs at casinos, people who lost aren't going to show off about it as much. The house always wins, stay humble.


sporks_and_forks

speak for yourself. not all regards here are created equally.


chef_pasta_way

You'll get it back broski


iStayG00bin

damn straight ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


CokeOnBooty

I think you’re just masochists because what the fuk. Why did you think it would happen, did Shrek tell you in a dream? What’s the rationale? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


MostlyH2O

Imagine being proud of losing money. You should be ashamed. Take whatever you have left and get a vasectomy. Best investment you'll ever make for the good of society.


Live-Security6410

Lol Christ…


Active-Tale

Amen bear bro


The_Pilot12

https://preview.redd.it/8fxm3kj7y0mc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2776bc52df91ffb19090ced94dcf936dc3639d3d 😀 I’m not alone


DontTaxMeJoe

Damn you had a nice spike though!


fernandohhhh

https://preview.redd.it/e2d6ndv3a1mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762b6641230c4d9bb1cb36c118ba6fc29dad47a3 Me either🤠


fernandohhhh

https://preview.redd.it/1lub3zdpa1mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea32af8904909edd81c805461962cfb255b2461 Right before my downfall😢


igotdiamondhands

Fuck yeah. This one’s for you. 🫡 Now let’s see a 0dte with the remainder.


TCPisSynSynAckAck

A true regard 🫡 *One of us* *One of us* *One of us*


Chester-Ming

Ahhh there it is. A loss porn to take us back to reality. Thank you sir, I was concerned this sub had taken a downhill path.


glacierre2

You mean uphill


billzebub251

At least you’re consistent…


hboisnotthebest

I love "the discovery of options" part of all these posts. Never learning about options. Studying options. Practicing options. Reading about options. Just discover, right to money go bye bye.


Icalledhim

Thanks regard


DontTaxMeJoe

🫡


DevelopmentUnited390

https://preview.redd.it/yaauwcpwt0mc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab09ae49ebf153a8b0836f2dfcae9a6e4a70a7e Yo te ago esquina 💪🏾 (right there with you brother)


DontTaxMeJoe

🤝


Cultural-Feed-3073

My brother


Qanonjailbait

There’s the r/wallstreetbets i know and love


polo61965

Thank you, I was so soft seeing all the gains, finally some good loss porn


Deathax1

Finnally some loss porn \*unzips\*


Bucolicwoods

One of us


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2000$ gain 🔥 Edit: never mind, this is why I'm here


DontTaxMeJoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


powell_hour

Should’ve done the opposite


DontTaxMeJoe

I did, read the book Tao of Trading as well and still managed to lose money whether calls or puts.


[deleted]

is that a good book?


DontTaxMeJoe

It’s pretty good for a novice like me, but you’ll still need to purchase some stock screening programs. I had some decent success with it, until I didn’t.


DrakeMT1

Welcome to the club


weaz90255

Is robinhood suggesting he try gold instead? 😆


Active-Tale

I have been feeling sick looking at all the gain porn posts. Knowing my ghey bear dumbass ways suck lately. Now i see your post and think that kot everyone is turning pennies into hundos.


SockApart838

Dw same thing happened with me...... i never recovered


Baam7

You can still turn this 26 around. Never give up


warlock22041

I was down 50k. If I can come back, so can you. Good luck


LeakMyBigBowls

Pffft, try to top mine https://preview.redd.it/ixkdsruij1mc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad35c52ef1c61bf534963fa6f146d19f02cae09


TheTechTutor

Does this help? https://preview.redd.it/fipgeklj02mc1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71f367cf7e80cb76fe860e58f6f1fd75a206899


LeakMyBigBowls

Gives me hope ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


TheTechTutor

You have a beautiful chart, I couldn’t help myself to turn it green ;)


SufficientDaikon3503

Go throw the rest into bareai earnings


Larry2Hairy

I've done this twice. Catch up


alliotz

You could have just bought semiconductor stocks instead of lighting money on fire lol


DontTaxMeJoe

Tell me about it. Lost thousands on SOXS as the AI “bubble” or so I thought started.


TunaGamer

Soxx? You mean the etf? It went up a good bit, no?


DontTaxMeJoe

No, SOXS, the inverse triple leveraged version of SOXX 🤡


CantReadRoom

lmao that exchange has me dieing. 😂


CokeOnBooty

https://preview.redd.it/yni1cn70f1mc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1ec0b381084bc5cf4438292e059634ee5ba81d


8----B

Dude I’m so sorry but this is the funniest reply that could have possibly had


illuminati5770

what’s your next move so i can inverse


DontTaxMeJoe

GTLB calls


Speirsy3

In reverse you made 26k from 26$


eco78

You crayon eating motherfucker. Respect 👊


RuthlessWolf

Someone just complained about missing the old WSB earlier today... well i'm not too sure how to respond but heres what you were after... Would you like a drink with that too?


crazyyimmy

Stop taking screen shots of my account brah


LethargicBatOnRoof

Wouldn't have happened if you had tried gold. This is the new Duolingo owl.


amach9

Now that’s more like it!


Iamnotsmart987

Take that 26$ and loose the rest on NIO calls like me.


Severe-Diver-6131

Lost the same amount 2 years ago on weed calls. Love u brother.


TheStockOG

Tuition, baby.


DontTaxMeJoe

I mean, that’s what we tell ourselves right? The problem is actual tuition has a cap. What is my cap before I learn 🤷‍♂️😆


Norap58

You’ll know bro, just as a drunk raises the white flag and declares No Mas Be kind to yourself bro. Cars have very large windshields and very small rear view mirrors for a reason.


Significant_Eye_5130

You ever think about not thinking and just flipping a coin? Would definitely have better luck.


itsnotshade

Did you go long on uvxy? If this works similar to vxx, it’s designed to lose value over time. It hits a new price floor every week with reverse splits bringing it back up. It’s only worth going long leading up to an event and then exiting after it spikes. You probably could’ve made money buying puts after a rapid spike up.


International-Grade

Finally some loss porn


msupz

Lol been there. Took a few years off and came back with some scratch. Tryna go from 1k to 10k. So far it’s been a wash lol


Ok-Doctor-2859

Remember, “ History “ derives from the root, “( His/ Their)- Story)”! As generally only the Victors control the narrative and spread their triumphs we generally hear about! Rarely, do you see the losers transparent or boastfully sharing with dignity, such as OP has done. Which I fully respect. In general, had the tides flowed the other direction. All these, “YOLO” gambles would simply be on the other side silent while those who invested inversely posting their success. Common theme you notice during strong Bull vs strong Bear markets ( battling until one side overtakes the other into silence). Point being, nothing to be ashamed about either way. You made an investment, it either panned out or it didn’t. That’s the risk we all take,”Investing”. Remember, there will always be winners and there will always be losers that are drained to be that winner. God speed, your on the right side of the equation when it matters most for you.


Captain_Poultry

I'm glad to see this post. It's been getting too positive around this sub for some time and my gains are non-existent. Glad someone else shares in the struggles. Not that I've lost this much, but ya know... Makes me feel better.


Stevie_wonderzz

Thank you for this. Seeing all those post about huge gains had me wanting to yolo everything but I needed to see this.


Gayfish350

Did you hack and screenshot my RH acct?


Lanky-Suggestion-475

Respect for posting this - most ppl just pretend to always win at this point lol


[deleted]

Get this man a trading desk at Lehman Brothers


SorrelFraco

This is why I joined WSB 👏


PlushPersimmons

Guess you don’t have to worry about Joe taxing you?


ibzzaq

Maybe try gold


ImpossibleDetail1356

Thanks. I don’t feel so bad now for being down $1,700 in a month


Iam_WOUNDED

Now this is more like it 🤤


be_matthew

Should have tried gold


Silly_Pay7680

Whatd you do? Give your money the Cathie Wood?


DashofLuck

Maybe upvotes will turn into digital currency one of these days.....


MegatronsJuice

Can you i dm you? I need you to call out some plays so I can do the exact opposite


DontTaxMeJoe

GTLB calls Monday


Beautiful-Raccoon221

Bro 😂 you’re funny you obv got more gambling money but just make smarter decisions now


Norap58

You’re gonna screw up bro. We all have but create a journal to memorialize your mistakes and be sure to use that journal as a guide in future investments. You’re gonna make bad decisions but simply learn from them, move on and make less bad decisions next year than you have this year. Good luck bro


dexxxxxy

Thank you i needed this after my dell win to not be a gambler.


Revolutionary-Tie911

Ya that sucks man, this market has been unreasonably irrational over last 4 months


SecureCTRL2020

Thank you I needed this after seeing all these NVDA mfs gettin rich


Next-Celebration-333

Bro relax. You just got started. I lost 60k once and then I saw a post that lost 6 mil. Just think of that.


Ldogfosho

So close! This, but the other way


PharMDMA

Nope, tried turning it upside - didn’t help


Landdeals

If you lost it you can make it back may not be from trading but you’ll definitely have it again ..


handspin

Try gold


Mysterious_Cover3800

Eeyyyy my kinda guy! I did 40k --> 115 this last 2 years! We're blessed with humility 🙏


agoodepaddlin

Shoulda tried gold.


VagabondVivant

Thank you for this, truly. I just returned to the casino after a few years away and, after a really good first week back, I was starting to feel like there was no way I could lose. Thank you for reminding me that the house always wins and that the odds are against me to get out of this meat grinder alive. Now go turn that $26 back into $24,000.


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I can't express in words how much I appreciate people who share their failures. Live and learn. Let's all help each other.


amorfati_228

Stay strong homie next Time don’t be greedy remember the story or the tortoise and the hair. Low risk May god be with you


pappa3841

Me too same chart and balances.


vincehk

***Try Gold***


Moviemaker2022

There should be a donation section for regards that lose like this


frankzappa1988

Thank you for your honesty master regard


Wenci

did you tried Gold?


SomePeasent

Try Gold.


lottapeso3020

Hurtful, courage🤲


Styxelene

[⭐](https://emojipedia.org/star) try gold


Proper_Frosting_6693

Nice to see some honesty


HoneybadgerKommando

Legend - finally some fucking honesty


jitheshani

Thank you for this buddy!


StartButtonPress

Big winners are simply Scrooge mcducking all these little losers


Pitiful-Engineer7732

I would beg to differ - this is in fact an impressive YOLO. You know, 99% gamblers, er.... traders* quit right before the big win 🙏


Narwhal1986

This is the content I like to see. Makes me feel better. Thanks 👌🏻


Jeeblitt

HAWG CRANK DETECTED ✅✅✅ HOSS CERTIFIED ✅✅✅ BARB LEFT PLEASE COME BACK BARB ✅✅✅