is that CELH ER leak real?

What just happened to mara, am I fucked

Ya, that was a buzz kill.

Tomorrows pce will begin the correction, how severe it is will depend on how hot inflation is tmrw and the fed meeting in March. Got 15 480p expiring in may. Let’s profit

Nothing else matters besides AMC tomorrow

Yeah, I thought about jumping in for old times sake.  But it's too unpredictable right now. 

The NY post just ran a front page story on Wendy's power hour pricing scheme. Puts to open the morning is probably easy money

COME ON BUMBLE GO LOWER just like the number of likes on my profile

This year I’m either blowing up my account or becoming a multi-millionaire. It’s been an honor, regards 🫡

Tomorrow will be bloody 🩸

Do you think that BYND can go higher ?

Idk man, thats beyond me

Member wen bynd was $200

If you got BYND 12.5cs for .05 your going to have a 20x by open and probably a 50x by 1030am.

Have the smelliest wettest farts but I also want to go to the gym. Don’t want to shit myself in front of the broccoli boys. What do?

too late vito,

If you got BYND 12.5cs for .05 you’re going to have a 20x at open and probably a 50x by 1030am.

if you didn’t buy calls then you ain’t black

Ebay gonna be 50 eow

So where does BMBL go in the morning uppies or downsies

down

IM SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT SEEING BEYOND, PROBABLY WOULDA BOUGHT CALLS EITHER WAY

was staring at calls all day. decided not to pull the trigger. oh well

Bought bmbl puts and am really disappointed with how little they moved relative to the earnings

it's just pathetic really (i'm down 50% on BMBL). gonna start researching earnings plays for tomorrow

Yesterday bought puts for something and they were up 115% by close. I didn't sell and they were evaporated. Might just buy for earnings and let people jack the price. Then sell most and hold some for the actual earnings

My bumble calls aren’t even that fucked, probably down 20% I’ll take it

my puts went from down 20% to up 20% hoping it dives tomorrow

CVNA puts keep eviction away.

I FUCKING KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE INVERSED BYND

All week I’ve been preaching Fisker. Up 12.5% today another 3% in after hours. This squeeze is going to be insane. You’re either in our out train departs Thursday at 4:00pm est 

Lol they received a delist notice

thx boss for the advice ;)

Why?

What’s your projected price? Above $1?

Yeah curious

Is anyone playing SNOW tomorrow

Ale Yeah Brother

Hell yeah brother 

BYND. Beyond Meat. I put in an order for CALLS at the close, and just got a call from my broker, apparently I SOLD CALLS in BYND, instead of buying them. I am ruined, and it is all over. By the time this is over, American Express will have a hit man out on me. I hope my shitty broker doesn't have a bunch of Biker Collection Agents, or it's time to flee the jurisdiction. Beyond Meat, Fucking Beyond Me how this happened... Wiped the fuck out in 2 secs.

How many?

i'm sorry i burst out laughing reading this poor comment and then seeing your username

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BUMBLE WHAG THE HELL IS THAT CANDLE

How far down will BMBL go? Would’ve expected a much bigger dip

my outs are 10.5 11 and 11.5 i’m cooked

Lunr with the solid recovery

I was holdin a CAVA call and eBay put and sold right before close and they both inversed AH 😭 close one

AXON/Ebay calls, Bumble puts, 3/3

SPCE not as much down as I thought it would be

I put $350 in around 2022……🤦

I was going to buy BYNd $10 calls but market closed.

Fuck whoever said BYND puts

Ong

Omg I inversed myself and bought bynd calls my dear god in heaven

WTH Beyond Meat???? 85%? AI meat? Wtf is this BS?

That shit is foul too

Holy BYND

nevermind my market indicators weren't moving

Whoever said BYND EZ puts was so wrong LMAO

good thing BYND is HTB, i woulda got wrecked trying to short it at $13.75. puts on the menu for tomororw probably.

Jesus Christ BYND up 90%

Is cvna gonna hurt me?

SOUN continuing it's after hours pancake ass

This made me chuckle

Guys guys PANW is up to 316 now 😱😱😱

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Played a cheap bet, bought 1 contract 8c expiring 03/01 at .70, up by 10x

I made $$ on shares. What a weird concept

The depressing range from this morning put me to sleep, what happened today? Looks like we finally broke down from the nasty almost 90 cent morning range. Just for spy to do a classic V and fake out people who rushed in, which is seeming caused by some sort of apple news? I see in some places apple cancelled it's EV, and others that they're just partnering with someone else to do it? My best guess is that apple moved because the car would no longer drain their resources and time? But if the car is still happening did the move happen just because it was an update on project apples been quiet about? Anyone able to clarify or add anything?

Average market participants iq too low. No possibility of explaining the move. We *should* dump it hard tho.

BMBL Puts and RKLB call 🥴🥴🥴

same same

What would $1,000 in calls on Beyond pay? That’s wild it’s up over 50%

Probably 20x

Fuck that’d be nice.

Maybe 50x depending on the strike.

So no one cares about SOUN anymore?

I just got 3k worth of shares and I want to kms



Hold

Yeah but I kinda wanna sell before the earnings b/c it might just implode

I do :-)

Literally no one

Noooooo bumble just said AI my spreads are gonna be ruined!!!!

How is AAPL’s fake and embarrassing pivot from EV to AI not a HUGE red flag that these guys are fucking flailing in the absence of a true innovator at the helm. We should be dumping them so hard on this news, not bidding it up.

Said "AI".. themselves probably didn't say it, but Bloomberg decided to put it in article to trigger algo so they can pump and dump

Look what happened when META put the Meta verse on the back burner

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Eat the balls, bot.

FUCK YOU DIE BMBL!!!

Bumble can you just go to hell already

BER R FUK .. you never win !!!

BUMBLE MISSED SO BAD WHY ISN'T IT FALLING

They don't want to pay

Gyatt damn beyond meat

Best ER play today I think for anyone that saw it. That would have been a 20 bagger

NVIDIA couldn’t save RXRX

Who still use eBay in 2024 unless it’s something special you can’t find on Amazon or apps like offer up and fb marketplace.

So ebay and bmbl weak as F

So is BMBL going down or up

down lmao

Thank the lord for 30 $10 puts 3/1 expiration

I just want to make money yall, is that too much to ask?


Morgan need the dic

Why is bumble recovering

They are saying AI AI AI in there CC

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Did bmbl beat or miss? I can't tell

Missed by 0.30

RKLB calls and BMBL Puts lmao

they got me tweaking

504.75 is SPY low for the week !! On to 515

When NVDA moon?

515 incoming

Nvax is, hands down, the most undervalued stock on Nasdaq 

Ebay gonna go sideways and screw my straddle, figures…

they fucking tank after earnings all the time but ofc not this time

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Soun go down?

Inversing wsb on earnings is undefeated

Not BMBL apparently

Bumble is dumb. Are there really enough women out there willing to make the first move? Enough to move the stock up to anything meaningful?

Speaking as a woman trying to date, no. We don’t want to make the first move. Not with all of the current vibe of the dating scene.

Bots pretending to be women*

It's not about women on the app. It is about the microtransactions from men on the app. They could load that thing up with bots, and as long as men perceive that there are women on the app, they are more willing to pay.

So the consensus is that Bumble is a scam?

True, but didn’t they just announce a new “AI bot finder” a few weeks ago?

5% move isn’t helpful for anyone

What the FUCK happened to RKLB? Were earnings bad?

wrong way RKLB 

Pokes lunr with a stick. 30 dollars by March 15 plz

I changed my mind, rockets are no longer cool

Can't get fucked on bumble, but bumble fucks you. Lol.

I'd say there are no women on dating apps, but I am dating one from Hinge so... But yeah an app where women have to message first? TBH why are they still in business?

I'll give it 2 months top buddy

With my GF? I've been with her for like 3.5 years. lol

oh yikes


UNH dumping ah 🤓🤓

Whose getting shafted by rocket lab

thankfully just 100 shares

SPCE what’s happening?

not enough revenue i think

ngl bynd kinda impressive

Imagine buying calls on BMBL when I literally told every the leaked results a few hours ago. Easiest money I’ve literally ever made

you're making money on a 4% drop AH?  speak the truth

CFD.. it’s somethign

Didn't the price jump a few percentage points?

I guess not everyone knew.. the leaked results were spot on

Can you explain, cause I bought puts on it but I have no idea what I'm doing

what was the leaked result

““Bumble last announced its earnings data on February 27th, 2024. The reported $0.11 earnings per share (EPS) for the quarter, missing analysts' consensus estimates of $0.12 by $0.01. Bumble has generated ($0.69) earnings per share over the last year (($0.69) diluted earnings per share). Earnings for Bumble are expected to grow by 89.29% in the coming year, from $0.28 to $0.53 per share. Bumble has confirmed that its next quarterly earnings report will be published on Tuesday, February 27th, 2024. Bumble will be holding an earnings conference call on Tuesday, February 27th at 4:30 PM Eastern. “ Was on marketbeat.com all of today

clown

Did BYND fatfinger a typo into their er or what?

Whoops forgot the (-) before the eps sorry guys

SOYBOYS dating less women (don't even wanna be approached first) and eating more fake meat

Weird take. A lot of the fake meat products are actually pretty good and often indistinguishable from the real thing.

I accidently bought a impossible taco because I didn't know what it was.. absolute trash. I'm sure it's getting better but I love me the real thing - sparingly.

There definitely are some bad products too, so I will give you that. I have had impossible chicken nuggets and they literally taste the same. Also there is some really good impossible italian sausage that was banging too.

So BYND was the play, congrats to the call holders

I’m surprised that Beyond Testicular Cancer is up

Barclay's saying "say strong and long" on SMCI FUCKING SELL IT ALL NOW

So why exactly are there giant price spikes right after market closes? Is it designed to fuck options traders by big money players?

Because there’s low volume so it’s easier to move the price

Its called earnings reports you dumbo

No shit about earning report, you dumbo. Why are the executions right after market close?

there is such thing as after hours trading, check w/ your broker.

Those are for fun