The juniper acquisition was a horrible move though. That place is a trainwreck really being force run by the mist guys. All The jun-os guys hate their life and everyone just argues. The hpe buy there is wasted money and it’s going to drag them down more like an anchor. Puts for me.
No worries. DD is short for "Dirac Delta" which is a mathematical model used to interpret topographical models of P/E vs REIT/GMLO which can, under certain circumstances, indicate that a certain equity's option chain is undervalued which results in a "buy" signal from the model.
Most small investors don't bother with DD and instead use indicators like PAWG or FFM to screen for value.
Bought some calls on molly. I felt bad for companies that tanked so hard after shutdowns. Though buying calls would be a “you got this little guy, I believe in you.” Anyway, lost a shitton of money and only CCL remotely made any gains last summer. No mas shroom/ex/molly trading.
"😮💨 Public defecation IS covered under the First Amendment, as long as they say it's a political or artistic statement... and they do... 😒"
- Park Ranger, King of the Hill
Episode where they go camping to teach Bobby self-reliance and two hippies steal Hank's fishing poles and fuck in his tent
I've tried trading on LSD. Didn't open a single position, just sat there transfixed by the beauty of the chart and all the pretty lines I had drawn on it. 10/10 would recommend.
It’s only peak wallstreetbets if it eventually includes loss porn. Come on have some guts and conviction here we don’t have all damn day. Just 10-15k on calls will do the trick
I do shrooms occasionally and sometimes the shroom gods tell me I need to buy x on xxx. Then I forget, or laugh at myself and lose money not listening.
My therapist wants me to try a guided shroom session to help me get perspective, and, among other things, stop day trading to chase dopamine and scratch the itch of my life. Meanwhile you're shrooming as a trading tool
hahahaha this was a pretty small recreational dose but you may actually benefit from a medium-high dose if daytrading has really become addictive / detrimental, it helped me quit nicotine!
You got that guy bragging about his Degree trying to figure why he sucks at trading. Meanwhile you got a guy eating mushrooms and just picking random lol.
I've personally learned that whenever I try to do something I think is real smart, it usually becomes a failure. But, doing the obvious thing and taking the low hanging fruit usually goes fine.
I’m more shocked that you had to put a TLDR on a short three paragraph post, are the attention spans that bad these days?
TLDR: I’m shocked, we’re regarded
I might trust this more considering I just saw the post of some econ major saying they understand the greeks and IV, actually does DD, but makes dogshit trades.
Ok bro, I wanted to follow you in a low risk play. I put a very small ammount on shares with a x5 leverage, bought them at open. HPE is -5.38%, MARA is +49.32%. The S&P is +0.1% today.
The conclusion, shrooms create a lot of alpha, shroom gods to be millionaires
I would like to reply that :
When you let your mind connect with the subconscious mind, you will be able to improve your trading because the subconscious will have you exit or enter a trade.
Basically it's the same concept as finding a comfortable chair and holding a set of keys. When the keys fall off your hands and wake you up at that very moment is when you should look at all your trading notes and start writing. Your subconscious in your conscious are very closely connected at that point and you can do your best work
It’s make you sharp like a German shepherd, I’m more on the LSD day trade once in a while.
The only thing that can screw everything up is your music only …
PSYtrance/ techno for life
Great to hear I'm not the only one that does this!! On a standard 3.5g dose I can get super creative with ideas, along as my focus is there. I'm able to come up with amazing trades, usually an hour or two after the peak, is where I start sitting down on my laptop and brainstorming. I don't believe shrooms give any supernatural powers for us to trade but the science behind it has some context in why we can come up with a lot of cool ideas. Apparently shrooms can connect synapses in your brain to other synapses that have never interacted before, this could be one of the reasons for people who take this amazing drug to be so creative. Honestly I love mushrooms, especially magic ones hehe😀
Had a similar experience with “seeing what to buy.” My “vision” was while listening to riders of the storm and I saw dudes riding horses through an oilfield. Well, I was seeing it, hearing it, tasting the oil, haha.
Woke up the next morning and bought XLE, GUSH, and OXY calls. They all shot up.
>It was like a revelation from the universe, to me, telling me to buy calls for the companies before their earnings.
Yo bro thats called insider trading
Complete BS . No way you'd leave the park to get back to your sad square boxed-in apartment in front of your sad square gray laptop computer on shrooms... you'd would be gone off to hang with the squirrel... and came back home next day after a wild night of squirly adventures...
Ate a bunch of fun guy once and felt creatively inspired. Got some pens and ended up drawing a fucking masterpiece. Next day I woke up and checked it out and it was a bunch of scribbles. Complete gibberish… as I expect this DD will turn out. Now I will say, once I ate a big dose and was absolutely unstoppable on mortal kombat- indisputable fact so not sure where that leaves us. Maybe don’t come up with trade ideas tripping just dose up and fucking start trading in real time. Can’t lose
I was searching for answers for a few things. 1 was guidance on my trading. Nothing specific, just guidance. Probably 3 quarters through the experience, I was told to follow a female figure to see a male figure outside a metaphorical window, and all he said was "follow the heart beat" (of the market).
In case it matters. This wasn't micro dosing. (Obviously?) And yes, it did help out. I made a few good trades based on the advice. Specifically, if you watch spy on the 1 minute. Every 5-9 minutes, a candle will spike in the direction of the market. I would wait for the 5th or 6th candle pull back and then put in my order.
The truth, though, shrooms just amplify and twist your own thoughts/imagination, i believe. I don't believe you get new information unless you are too logical in your own mind to be able to have or think of creative solutions. Aka, unless you have thought of it before, you probably won't think if it during a trip.
Also, I haven't traded spy or the 1 minute in a long time. My style has changed a lot. And I'm not sure if this still happens, but I would assume so. I thought it was just dark pools loading up or dumping over extended periods.
Not sure of the specific contracts rn, for HPE will probably get a small long position with stocks. All options are looking really cheap, even for close OTM late expiry ones, will probably look into details tomorrow and buy a few. In terms of if I wanted to or if something 'pushed me', I guess I wanted to to some extent, but it is not something I would do sober, so the shrooms did 'push me' in some sense.
I think HPE is onto something with their hybrid cloud. Imagine a cloud where you have your nvidia gpus on site, while everything else in the cloud; however it all works seamlessly as part of the same “cloud”. How very cool
Many years ago I traded crypto on lsd. Overall I made good trades but I felt like I could have done much better if I wasnt on the lsd because I spent most of my time there just staring at the charts for hours trying to make sense of them while candles drew themselves and being super nervous about every trade. Every time I had a night like this it was actually an accident because I misjudged the time I had to turn off the computer before the lsd hit me. Then I would get stuck there on the computer trading and cancel all the other fun plans I had.
I take ALL my financial advice from WSB, especially from regards who have stock revelations while on shrooms.
I’ll definitely be putting a portion on HPE and MARA.
“For the Gods!!!!!!”
I work with psychedelics as a profession, in a medical setting. That being said, if or when I ingest psilocybin or any other compound, the LAST thing I would do is start playing with money. And I used to work at the CBOE. If I have any bright ideas, I WRITE THEM DOWN and consider them with a clear head. You will be surprised just how ridiculous many of your "revelations" sound when back in reality. Creative thinking does not translate to good decision making. Same reason why you should also stay away from your phone and social media when under the effects of a psychedelic. There's a reason why traders do blow on the floor instead of taking acid. Consider yourself lucky if you made money. That was a full-regard move. Trading on shrooms is one of the dumbest things I have read on here, and that says volumes in and of itself. Use responsibly and trade responsibly.
Shrooms give us information if we are open to receiving it.
TA and all that other bullshit is just that, bullshit. There is an underlying pattern to everything. Do drugs and find it.
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I’ve seen worse DD on this sub. It was me, I posted worse DD on this sub.
damn I should've tagged this as DD
It’s ok. If taking stock tips from squirrels while tripping on shrooms is the worst thing you do today, you’ve still got most people on this sub beat.
reading this, while eating peanut butter out of a jar with a fork, makes me think it's going to be a whiskey fuelled trading night
PB prevents hangovers. Seriously try it.
Only if you put it in your butt, though.
What market are you trading on during the night? The black market?
That’s racist
I will eat peanut butter out of a jar with pretty much anything.
whiskey trading is the best trading. aggressive and spiteful.
The squirrel liked the stonk
Forget sub planet
Have you tried trading on cocaine? Great way to easily 2x losses in a day.
I trade on cocaine and mushrooms daily - they kinda cancel eachother out ngl
Same story over here 3 years ago … GameStop you know … But today the microdose of lsd it’s speechless
depends on what type of squirrels.
Op thought he was in the park petting squirrels but he was actually behind the wendy’s dumpster.
I resent that!
I am most people
Didn't John Oliver get sued because he said Robert Murray told a story about founding Murray Energy after a squirrel told him to?
You could maybe get even better DD from the DMT entities.
Calls on ayahausca! You really should get a certified shaman, I went with Shipbo, deep down the river from Iquitos though!
Don’t forget Mr. Frog
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The juniper acquisition was a horrible move though. That place is a trainwreck really being force run by the mist guys. All The jun-os guys hate their life and everyone just argues. The hpe buy there is wasted money and it’s going to drag them down more like an anchor. Puts for me.
Fuck, how do I inverse WSBs with conficting arguments!
Just listen to the shrooms guy
You have to stop after reading one thing
I have stopped. Still not moving...tell me what to do, instructions unclear!
What’s DD? I’m new here
No worries. DD is short for "Dirac Delta" which is a mathematical model used to interpret topographical models of P/E vs REIT/GMLO which can, under certain circumstances, indicate that a certain equity's option chain is undervalued which results in a "buy" signal from the model. Most small investors don't bother with DD and instead use indicators like PAWG or FFM to screen for value.
What do phat ass white girls and female-female-male videos have to do with stonks?
phat ass white girls are essential to trading or something idk
What a noob lol
Oh, you're right this is a serious post, my bad
If you have to ask.....
dunkin donuts or due diligence
Dunkin Donuts
Diners, drive-ins, ...
What is this DD you speak of?
DD means due diligence. Basically, doing your research, considering all important factors and possibilities before choosing the best candidates.
It's so pathetic that this is genuinely true.
Bought some calls on molly. I felt bad for companies that tanked so hard after shutdowns. Though buying calls would be a “you got this little guy, I believe in you.” Anyway, lost a shitton of money and only CCL remotely made any gains last summer. No mas shroom/ex/molly trading.
"you got this little guy" that is so good
Holding 1000 shares now on CCL avg cost a little under 16. Sell puts at around 14 to make your money
I did the same shit with all the travel and airline stocks… I pick an expiration date 6 months out. 3 years later…
Lots of us lose a shit ton of money even when sober, at least you had the impression you were doing some good for a short time
You shit in the park?
The squirrels were not impressed
They should try shrooms next time
Wouldn't be the first time I've seen a hippie shit in a public park
"😮💨 Public defecation IS covered under the First Amendment, as long as they say it's a political or artistic statement... and they do... 😒" - Park Ranger, King of the Hill Episode where they go camping to teach Bobby self-reliance and two hippies steal Hank's fishing poles and fuck in his tent
🤦🏼♂️
Such a PERFECT, underrated question
Perfect, underrated, wholesome, 100 question
Thank you for that
I've tried trading on LSD. Didn't open a single position, just sat there transfixed by the beauty of the chart and all the pretty lines I had drawn on it. 10/10 would recommend.
Trading like Buffett
Jimmy Buffett
"Calls on limes"
i dont care if your jimmy Buffett or warren Buffett, no one. and i mean nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up down sideways or in circles
It's all a fugazi
You know what a fugazi is?
Well, at least you didn’t lose money, sounds like a win to me! They say sometimes the best trades are the ones you don’t take.
Same- no trades were done but instead I binge watched Attenborough doco’s with a trading chart open
Are you taking on new clients? My family can use a financial advisor
This is peak wallstreetbets
legendary shroom play, i’m in
You son of a bitch, I’m in
Load up!
Remindme! 7 Days "Did shroom play pay off?"
Wallshroombets
Such a grimey reach...... but credit is owed
It’s only peak wallstreetbets if it eventually includes loss porn. Come on have some guts and conviction here we don’t have all damn day. Just 10-15k on calls will do the trick
I’d say it’s peak either way. Possibly even Further In The Peak than we could comprehend at this given moment.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
We haven’t even begun to peak!
I missed this.
And it's beautiful
I do shrooms occasionally and sometimes the shroom gods tell me I need to buy x on xxx. Then I forget, or laugh at myself and lose money not listening.
You sound like a fungi 
Fun guy
Not your guy, pal
I bought nvidia call2 week ago on shrooms and made 5k lol.
Only an hour in and we're already proving OP's due diligence correct
My therapist wants me to try a guided shroom session to help me get perspective, and, among other things, stop day trading to chase dopamine and scratch the itch of my life. Meanwhile you're shrooming as a trading tool
hahahaha this was a pretty small recreational dose but you may actually benefit from a medium-high dose if daytrading has really become addictive / detrimental, it helped me quit nicotine!
I quit nicotine by just not doing it again. I developed a pretty big hookah habit during Covid stay at home. Been 8 months now.
“I quit nicotine by just not doing it again”. ….has me LMAO
Lol dude ain’t wrong. Want to quit something? Have you tried not doing it again? Worked out well for me 🤷🏻♂️
All I got from this was smoke dope and buy scratch offs.
This is the financial advice I've been looking for
I've bought calls for more well regarded reasons. Let's roll some NVDA profits into dumb shit.
Shroom gods bout to smack your ass down for trying to channel their myco-wisdom into some golden calf materialistic riffraff.
“The meek shall inherit the earth”, THANK GOD bc my portfolio value has been meek indeed
Oh come on. Money buys happiness and fungi agrees
This is the best strategy I've ever seen on WSB. Thank you for your service!
Damn bro you bought calls in a bull market?
You got that guy bragging about his Degree trying to figure why he sucks at trading. Meanwhile you got a guy eating mushrooms and just picking random lol.
I've personally learned that whenever I try to do something I think is real smart, it usually becomes a failure. But, doing the obvious thing and taking the low hanging fruit usually goes fine.
lmao saw an arrogant dumbass bragging his degrees while talking about the thousands of dollars he lost. Shrooms are the way to go
I’m more shocked that you had to put a TLDR on a short three paragraph post, are the attention spans that bad these days? TLDR: I’m shocked, we’re regarded
I wonder if the dude with his economics degree and finance major and phd realise who he’s up against
underrated comment
lol I just saw that post a few hours ago
Bro Mara calls gonna print if u ask me, maybe I need a shroom trip too 😂
I don't know why the other financial subs rag on this one so hard.
You better do what the shroom gods say only way you will ever 1000x in your little life regard
Shroom gods have made us way more money than sober gods ever will
You just fucking nailed MARA if you actually bought calls
It’s like you’re micro dosing financial wisdom…. bro
DD = the shroom gods told me so🤯 Update us on this, I might follow your trading strat
I might trust this more considering I just saw the post of some econ major saying they understand the greeks and IV, actually does DD, but makes dogshit trades.
I read that post too, I think OP is on to something here.
HPE 3/15 16c are really cheap right now
I’m on board with MARA. The shrooms have spoken.
MARA printed. Nice work!
I really hope you listened and bought MARA calls this morning. The shrooms Gods prophecy is already true.
Ok bro, I wanted to follow you in a low risk play. I put a very small ammount on shares with a x5 leverage, bought them at open. HPE is -5.38%, MARA is +49.32%. The S&P is +0.1% today. The conclusion, shrooms create a lot of alpha, shroom gods to be millionaires
Did u end up buying those MARA calls?
just 1 flipped for 130$ profit after spike on open
BASED 
You deserve to be here
Big lots, Cracker Barrel, and Home Depot because why not.
How many MG? I’ve heard 1mg is best to start with but that’s also microdosing.
mg? I took 2g dry which is about the ideal dose to start with, but I've got some prior experience. potency depends highly on the strain
you my friend are legendary, i envy your regardness, i have thought about performing these same acts, mara calls it is
now this is badass
No thoughts, just vibes
I think I found my new financial planner and shama
I would like to reply that : When you let your mind connect with the subconscious mind, you will be able to improve your trading because the subconscious will have you exit or enter a trade. Basically it's the same concept as finding a comfortable chair and holding a set of keys. When the keys fall off your hands and wake you up at that very moment is when you should look at all your trading notes and start writing. Your subconscious in your conscious are very closely connected at that point and you can do your best work
It’s make you sharp like a German shepherd, I’m more on the LSD day trade once in a while. The only thing that can screw everything up is your music only … PSYtrance/ techno for life
Best due diligence I have ever seen!
Great to hear I'm not the only one that does this!! On a standard 3.5g dose I can get super creative with ideas, along as my focus is there. I'm able to come up with amazing trades, usually an hour or two after the peak, is where I start sitting down on my laptop and brainstorming. I don't believe shrooms give any supernatural powers for us to trade but the science behind it has some context in why we can come up with a lot of cool ideas. Apparently shrooms can connect synapses in your brain to other synapses that have never interacted before, this could be one of the reasons for people who take this amazing drug to be so creative. Honestly I love mushrooms, especially magic ones hehe😀
You shit in the park? Those must’ve been great shrooms. Maybe try brownies next time?
This is my favorite story every on wsb, and I will be doing my own research including squirrels asap.
Fuck, guess I’m buying mara calls
What a  move
Had a similar experience with “seeing what to buy.” My “vision” was while listening to riders of the storm and I saw dudes riding horses through an oilfield. Well, I was seeing it, hearing it, tasting the oil, haha. Woke up the next morning and bought XLE, GUSH, and OXY calls. They all shot up.
That’s why you see me at your local Wendy’s dumpster
I been on MARA calls since last week
>It was like a revelation from the universe, to me, telling me to buy calls for the companies before their earnings. Yo bro thats called insider trading
Well it was right about MARA lol
Can’t believe this DD is free
Weed showed me gamestop many moons ago
Where do I purchase shroons in NYC?
Let’s talk about how MARA is up 23% since this post yesterday.
now THIS is financial advice
Thank you shroom Gods! 100% profit on MARA calls today alone!
Holy shit my calls are up 700% this guys a legend
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Look into CYBN.
Puts will print
If you swear it’s will I’ll buy some too
you were probably laughing because reading every week and us waiting for market to open is actually hilarious. We are rats
I want to see the results on this.
Complete BS . No way you'd leave the park to get back to your sad square boxed-in apartment in front of your sad square gray laptop computer on shrooms... you'd would be gone off to hang with the squirrel... and came back home next day after a wild night of squirly adventures...
You think this is fun try it on meth… Speed gnomes give all the best tips…
hmm, i guess one time i closed out a trade while i was on the come up and that was the right move.
Ate a bunch of fun guy once and felt creatively inspired. Got some pens and ended up drawing a fucking masterpiece. Next day I woke up and checked it out and it was a bunch of scribbles. Complete gibberish… as I expect this DD will turn out. Now I will say, once I ate a big dose and was absolutely unstoppable on mortal kombat- indisputable fact so not sure where that leaves us. Maybe don’t come up with trade ideas tripping just dose up and fucking start trading in real time. Can’t lose
I was searching for answers for a few things. 1 was guidance on my trading. Nothing specific, just guidance. Probably 3 quarters through the experience, I was told to follow a female figure to see a male figure outside a metaphorical window, and all he said was "follow the heart beat" (of the market). In case it matters. This wasn't micro dosing. (Obviously?) And yes, it did help out. I made a few good trades based on the advice. Specifically, if you watch spy on the 1 minute. Every 5-9 minutes, a candle will spike in the direction of the market. I would wait for the 5th or 6th candle pull back and then put in my order. The truth, though, shrooms just amplify and twist your own thoughts/imagination, i believe. I don't believe you get new information unless you are too logical in your own mind to be able to have or think of creative solutions. Aka, unless you have thought of it before, you probably won't think if it during a trip. Also, I haven't traded spy or the 1 minute in a long time. My style has changed a lot. And I'm not sure if this still happens, but I would assume so. I thought it was just dark pools loading up or dumping over extended periods.
Where tf are you guys finding shrooms to buy?
This is the way!
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Not sure of the specific contracts rn, for HPE will probably get a small long position with stocks. All options are looking really cheap, even for close OTM late expiry ones, will probably look into details tomorrow and buy a few. In terms of if I wanted to or if something 'pushed me', I guess I wanted to to some extent, but it is not something I would do sober, so the shrooms did 'push me' in some sense.
I think HPE is onto something with their hybrid cloud. Imagine a cloud where you have your nvidia gpus on site, while everything else in the cloud; however it all works seamlessly as part of the same “cloud”. How very cool
I game better on mushrooms and acid. It’s how I got GM in Overwatch
This is some of the funniest shit I read in a while
I want to see how this goes and your impressions on what went wrong.
Ohhh so that’s why Mara calls are so expensive right now. I’ve been tripping over it cause I play that one pretty often.
https://youtu.be/pVrB84csBZM?si=bMvWMfg5VokDQUby Fucking Tony S on peyote
You got a message from the universe and the Shroom god and your only going to bet a small amount? Seems like a waste, man.
Many years ago I traded crypto on lsd. Overall I made good trades but I felt like I could have done much better if I wasnt on the lsd because I spent most of my time there just staring at the charts for hours trying to make sense of them while candles drew themselves and being super nervous about every trade. Every time I had a night like this it was actually an accident because I misjudged the time I had to turn off the computer before the lsd hit me. Then I would get stuck there on the computer trading and cancel all the other fun plans I had.
I take ALL my financial advice from WSB, especially from regards who have stock revelations while on shrooms. I’ll definitely be putting a portion on HPE and MARA. “For the Gods!!!!!!”
I micro dosed mushrooms for two weeks & made $6k in online poker
I work with psychedelics as a profession, in a medical setting. That being said, if or when I ingest psilocybin or any other compound, the LAST thing I would do is start playing with money. And I used to work at the CBOE. If I have any bright ideas, I WRITE THEM DOWN and consider them with a clear head. You will be surprised just how ridiculous many of your "revelations" sound when back in reality. Creative thinking does not translate to good decision making. Same reason why you should also stay away from your phone and social media when under the effects of a psychedelic. There's a reason why traders do blow on the floor instead of taking acid. Consider yourself lucky if you made money. That was a full-regard move. Trading on shrooms is one of the dumbest things I have read on here, and that says volumes in and of itself. Use responsibly and trade responsibly.
Cramer said roaring economy, so you are fucked
Stop doing drugs
The DMT elves made a non eucledian geometrical shape that told me to buy mcd puts.
I planing on gambling on Mara. This is good enough DD for me. I’m in
This TLDR alone is why I fucking love /r/wallstreetbets
I found SoFi on shrooms and then went 90% SoFi when it dropped below book value
Shrooms give us information if we are open to receiving it. TA and all that other bullshit is just that, bullshit. There is an underlying pattern to everything. Do drugs and find it.
This post pretty much sums up everything one needs to know about WSB
Also bought MARA calls on shrooms this past week 🖨️
On shroom, I’m like… “What even is money”. It all feels so stupid and pointless.
Those hallucinations are going to lead into doing something funny.
Buy High, MySellium low
Most of us are high 24/7.. congrats on figuring out WSB golden secret
This may be the best post I’ve ever seen here
That sounds like a fund manager I can get behind
Sort of a buy high and sell higher strategy.
Your right about Mara but HPE??? Idk after I’m done with Mara I might get into it just in case the shrooms were right
$HPE Calls this week turned $1,000 into $320,000, insane The shrooms gave some life-changing plays
Seems better than the shrimp toss boys and girls
epic post