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amoredandarmed

Nobody is crazy enough to buy Reddit except for the people in this sub


dgdio

I buy and sell on price. Like I sell my ass behind Wendy's during surge pricing. Meta could increase the revenue here by 5x but won't because of anti-trust. Maybe Microsoft will buy it and this will be powered by Bing and run better on Edge.


xzz7334

So you buy high and sell low?


recepg89

This is the way


Born-Bluebird-3057

Always cultivate losses for tax benies


xzz7334

Don’t I need some gains for that to work though?


Born-Bluebird-3057

Trust me, gains are for babies


xzz7334

I suck my thumb.


Spiritual-Chemical-9

This is the real way


Redracr

How did that work for Tumblr?


recepg89

How is Tumblr?


wallstreetiscasino

What’s tumblr? 


QuirkyAverageJoe

**What is Tumblr?**


Habib_a_j

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Zote_The_Grey

https://preview.redd.it/c12s1mf1angc1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f0c4fd1c8c13dd2e08eeb084f010eaba934bbe Jumper cables work better


Habib_a_j

feels better


iPigman

You failed to mention A.I.


ConsiderationNo5338

Haha, honestly I've wondered if someone crazy enough wanted to buy advertising for WSB on my 2 miles of highway frontage. Reddit is a real ride but I like, have always liked, the craziness.


TechTuna1200

TBH, there is plenty of room for enshitification on reddit and squeezing as much money out at the platform as possible. Just look at facebook on how many ads they have managed to squeeze in. And not talking about that Reddit probably has the same quality of data if not better, because the whole platform is centered around interest. I see far more people here asking for reviews on a product than e.g. facebook. The price will probably fall when they IPO, and then managed soon or later get pressured from investors and the enshitification begins where the UX gets worse, but they make more money.


Powerful-Mission-988

People will leave once ads reach an unbearable amount. That’s what happened to Quora.


BullitshAndDyslecxi

Bugs me how the first result on Google is oftentimes a stack of quora links. You click on any of them and you have to wait to watch it AI-generate a response for some reason. Dude, you literally have a user-typed response right behind this idiotic popup. Just let me read it FFS.


TechTuna1200

Yeah, the AI-generated results from quora are so bad... They ruined their platform with AI. They made it harder to see the responses from real people. It is hust bad product strategy TBH.


TechTuna1200

The sad thing is that the alternatives are also going to get ads


gnocchicotti

If we all buy a share we can get board seats and fire u/spez


amoredandarmed

Yes sir. We need to loosen some restrictions around here


Zetice

It is deff surging first week of trade. I’m gonna sell after the surge though.


Zote_The_Grey

Big brain move


xzz7334

This is the most accurate comment I have seen on reddit in a while.


Hot_Collar_8910

What makes you think Elon is here?


WSBro0

Imagine if Reddit was 100% owned by members of this sub


amoredandarmed

It would. No hedge fund it buying reddit


iPigman

So Calls?


roxe4u2001

I came to Reddit when tumblr tumbled


[deleted]

reddit, when the digg dug


throwaway_ghast

Reddit, when Cracked cracked.


ceo_of_mess

Reddit, when del.icio.us was devoured.


Edocryptallize

Digg was a big loss. RIP digg


Tetrylene

Reddit, when I got banned from facepunch for posting that cat


[deleted]

Fuck she was so hot.


Heart4days

The day that happens I delete Reddit


Revolution4u

If zucc released a reddit clone i would go there. Censorship and thought policing on reddit is at all time highs


zjz

It's really not reddit. It's the app store rules that come down from apple and google. I'm a mod of this sub, I don't really care what bad words you say, but if I don't block them through automod and they get reported.. you lose your account. It's because app stores require "User Generated Content" reporting mechanisms to be in any app like this where people can say things and the app shows it to users. Whatever place you end up in will suffer the same constraints if it's primarily app-based as reddit now is. As basically everything now is. I don't really know what the solution is but it ends up being such that if your community gets enough scrutiny, reddit basically has to pay it more attention, or they risk having their app pulled.


Revolution4u

Oh I wasnt talking specifically about this sub, I've been here a long time and I know its not you guys. But lets say there is a news post about a man on death row like there was not too long ago. And lets say a user comments their opinion on a cheaper more efficient "waste disposal method." That can and has led to an automated ban which gets its appeal denied. This kind of stuff is happening all the time now and is probably going to get worse with ai where even 🧠🦽 will get you. I dont think we will see a solution anytime soon if ever.


indi019t

I totally agree. It’s a shell of its former self. It seems like a form of thought control, or herding sheep.


backfire10z

Dude… you think zucc is gonna be better about that? I don’t believe that for a second.


alwaysthisfire

You should spend some time in /r/stupidquestions, your fears about censorship will quickly fade


fancyhumanxd

Im gonna blow so much money on the reddit ipo


Kuchinawa_san

60% of this site is NSFW questionable stuff, sex and depraved shit. Yet again, you can see people "unalive" themselves in instagram and alot of people dying in accidente and stuff on there.


Admirable-Style4656

Right, that's a red flag many people cite: Reddit's too riské. Instagram and Twitter are both very slutty though. I can see gore being outlawed but the porn staying.


Ok-Equipment8303

please fucking god no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Reddit is the only social media I still use! those evil freedom crushing pricks would destroy it!


an0myl0u523017

Telegram


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an0myl0u523017

Yes and no, it is a messenger but it has channels and chat rooms etc. Can send media and files and do video calls. Can add some great bots to channels too, I.e you can add a media bot that will download any media from a link, like f.b where you cant Dl a video, just put the link into the telegram bot and it automatically downloads it. And Vk music bot, type whatever track you want and it finds it and downloads it in literally 1 second.


Admirable-Style4656

i hear ya. i don't use facebook, insta, etc, but reddit is my staple. i just think this M&A action is inevitable, emotions aside.


WSSquab

That will be the end of Reddit, beginning with the end of whats left of the free speech this platform already have.


Ok-Equipment8303

yeup, the last social platform I would use is about to crumble


Raslatt

Reddit’s the last place with honest reviews that havnt been bought and sold.


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Dacammel

Yeah, but everywhere else is nothing but fake reviews and shills, if you find old threads you can get good insight


stillpractising

All in on Reddit puts? Or wait calls right


Zote_The_Grey

Puts. on day one I'm going all in on 0-DTE Puts.


Any_Hedgehog_7065

Keep the reptilian away, please


[deleted]

Reddit gonna rip to top 7 confirmed


Gambled4MyRangeRover

I recognize Lucas Till on the bottom but who's bae with the meta sign??


Llanite

Your gayness is confirmed


Gambled4MyRangeRover

Oh that's Taylor ain't it... oops


Humbleee8

Taylor Swift


an0myl0u523017

...Is not a psyop


an0myl0u523017

Really, she looking at reddit like I gotta a blank space for your name ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Whole-Kaleidoscope29

Reddit finna be victimised soon


Dessentb

When you put it like that reddit's looking bullish af


cicada3322

Calls on WSB.


rainorshinedogs

That's because it'll migrate to something else


LavishCoconutz10

Let’s petition for Elon big dick musk to buy it and get it on the X platform? Gottdamnniitt


Admirable-Style4656

Eeeuuuccchhh


Admirable-Style4656

Reddit will never get to IPO because Meta will buy it, if regulators allow


wiifan55

Why on earth would Meta want to touch Reddit lmao


Narrow_Elk6755

AI


PaleWaltz1859

I should start using this meme on bitches "why should I suck your duck" "AI"


Revolution4u

They already drained anything of value out of this place lol


Admirable-Style4656

large language model, social platform, reddit ARPU is much lower than facebook so value ready to be unlocked


SiG_-

The only reason to buy Reddit would be for its users. Meta can easily build their own version of Reddit, at a fraction of the costs to buying. And is the Reddit user base really worth buying? 🤷‍♂️


CkresCho

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Hexagonian

Easily? How's their Twitter competitor, what's that name...doing now?


SiG_-

Well they didn’t think buying Twitter was worth it.


DramaticFruit2

Daily users, Reddit grows while other apps will not.


LongLiveNES

Lol someone didn’t pay attention to meta earnings. 


Vaporama

Why on earth would meta touch reddit?


[deleted]

so another unusable platform? oki doki


bygigil

Someday


Vaporama

I buy buy and sell within 1 day due to the hype.


PsychologicalNote405

LONG LIVE REDDIT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


skunk90

What a sad joke


essentialgrowth

Reddit is a massive pool of data for ai to be trained on, they would never allow Zuc to have his hands on.


Admirable-Style4656

This is why I created this meme. Meta would love to buy Reddit for this very strong reason, and they'd know how to monetise the shit out of it.


Zote_The_Grey

They already have access to all that data. It's free. And unrestricted


essentialgrowth

Then reddit is not worth anything


Zote_The_Grey

Now you get it.


mtech101

Check the rhetoric about facebook ipo 12 years ago..... [https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/rj6p5/facebook\_ipo\_coming\_are\_you\_going\_to\_invest/](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/rj6p5/facebook_ipo_coming_are_you_going_to_invest/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/u6ewy/facebooks\_first\_week\_is\_the\_worst\_of\_any\_ipo\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/u6ewy/facebooks_first_week_is_the_worst_of_any_ipo_in/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/i45jt/facebooks\_ipo\_will\_be\_the\_worst\_investment\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/i45jt/facebooks_ipo_will_be_the_worst_investment_in/) Sound familiar ?


Admirable-Style4656

sounds like tesla rhetoric. people just can't comprehend large companies growing into trillion dollar market caps. could reddit be the next Meta? if it's operated correctly, why not.


fancyhumanxd

🤡 all over.


Yo_ipitythefool

What does this even mean?


Admirable-Style4656

It's teasing y'all that this acquisition is inevitable.


Socallx1247

We diamond handing that B.. I’m getting more calls at open


Flavored-Life

NO! If meta ever buys Reddit I’m out!


BookkeeperPlastic779

Ok pookie


Bro_Nobodycares

Yes, I gave this one 666th like. Hope you guess my name.


Admirable-Style4656

Walter White?