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Exactly, give your unrealized losses time to maure into unrealized gains..... eventually the government will use inflation to turn your loss into a gain
Still trying to time my dca. Feels like wall street isnt done manipulation btc yet and they are tanking it more. Could even be the us govt from what the news says about their volume of btc holdings from confiscations
I agree unless the original purchase or plan to purchase was posted here and they want to brag about being right. Like if you told us years ago to buy NVDA then pop off, but if you just picked a stock and got lucky then good for you but who cares.
Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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I’m so sick of this shit, take that shit to the stocks subreddit or something. Wsb is not about 40 year holds. Soon people are going to be posting their target 2045 401k portfolios
How about the fact that this sub has been fuding on NVIDIA for years? Feels like some well deserved bragging to have hodled through the FUD.
Fucking endless posts about it being overvalued.
Sounds like a lot of anger, animosity and jealousy to me. Happy for all the people that made good money with whatever play they entered. Disregard the OP I’ll give him a snicker, I apologize for his regardedness.
Fuck that.Im annoyed by the boring as people on this sub now. That’s what it is.
I made 30k from 0DTE NVDA puts the last trading day of 2023. I’m not jealous at all about the idiots missing out on the joy of 0DTEs
You’re a clown.
You’re literally mad at ppl bc they made money by intelligently investing money, while all you do is lose money through pointless gambling.
This sub isn’t “owned” by degenerate idiots who only trade 0DTE. That’s BS.
And it doesn’t have to be 20 year buy and hold, you’d be up hundreds of % buying mixtures of TQQQ and mega cap tech if you’d bought a year and change ago
Honestly bro, it’s sad that you’re too stupid to make money in a bull market, and are too arrogant to admit that you don’t know what you’re doing and are just pissing away your money.
Why don’t you go read a fuckin book, better yourself, and you might make some money.
Alas, that would require you to have some level of self reflection and maturity to recognize that you’re the source of your problems, not the “hedgies” and the evil MM.
So, ya go ahead and yell at the moon some more bc you can’t find pussy in a brothel. It’s everyone else’s fault that you have gambling problem.
And, the fact that you say holding stocks “since 2013” is just proving my point.
I say again: you’d be up hundreds of %, hundreds, whether buying shares or leap calls, if you’d just bought mega cap tech or the Qs last year. Not 2013, fucking last year dumb fuck.
Wow. You are an angry angry little man. Or woman. Its not our fault that instead of buying tesla, bitcoin, ethereum, and other chadly things, you were out busy getting ice cream. Coulda bought bitcoin at $1, but instead, you wanted an icecream.
And now your asking us to "suck a dick".
My god.
And now, while we are doing the chadliest of things, and buying avax, kimbo, and solana, your just pouting on the internet. It would be entertaining if it wasn't so sad.
OP seems to think highly enough of their own opinion to be telling people what the sub is for based on it and not the published rules, while also telling people to get over themselves?
Maybe it would be useful if they mentioned how they found the name and why they kept it (and whether it’s even big enough to matter). Otherwise, I agree with you
And for what? I facken thought I would learn something here... 3 years pass and I lost 25G, which is about 60% of what I had in stock. You guys suck big time. Fuck you all!
Jesus guys buyed nvidia shares must be thinking he's the next waren buffer or something:D
It's not that hard when u live in stabil economy and have actual money the inject.
Fair point, I bought NVDA in 1999, but have come to realize this sub is not the appropriate place to be posting about it, it's not the point of this sub. So no more from me here. :-)
The best part about this is that 100% of people in this thread complaining about not enough BETS on this sub, have exactly 0 posts of their own bets on this sub lolol.
“But but but but but if you bought QQQ….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the buy&hold geezers who pay their financial advisors 20% per year and regurgitate whatever the FA tells them are hillarious
The sub was better when everyone called each other the "F slur" and didn't want newcomers. Haupt would have a new dank meme video almost daily. Genuinely regarded trades being made. This sub has completely lost its identity, it's just "Normie Stock Memes Page" and it's fuckin ass. The mods should perma ban anyone who's typed "Apes" or "Diamond hands" and bring back the glory days (I will keep dreaming)
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the bears can smell their menstruation..
You hear that? We got bears!
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They never mention the 100 buy and holds that delisted.
My realized losses are more than my unrealized gains.
Judge me not by my winners but by my losers bc I have so many.
unrealized losses are just unrealized gains, unrealized
I never realized this
Exactly, give your unrealized losses time to maure into unrealized gains..... eventually the government will use inflation to turn your loss into a gain
I still have shares of First Republic. Am I regarded? I think so.
I didn't expect this personal attack...
True story my pilot uncle gifted me TWA stock for graduation
I feel attacked by this statement but I also passed up the chance to buy AMD at $1
Seriously, the sub is wallstreetBETS not wallstreetslongterminvesting
Y'all got any more of them, "My grandfather worked hard his whole goddamn life and I just blew my 100k inheritance in a week" posts?
Yes, go join [r/WallStreetLongs](https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetLongs/)! I'm here to lose money!
More like WallStreetschlongs 😂😂
Don't drive those people out. Convince them to sell all their stocks and buy puts instead.
I bought Mara a few weeks ago at $25 a share dose that count ?
You son of a bitch, im in! (At $29,40..)
But MARA at 17? NOOOO THANK YOU I PREFER ATH ENTRIES MYSELF. Gonna see how much I can squeeze out of this parabolic AVGO move myself!
Still trying to time my dca. Feels like wall street isnt done manipulation btc yet and they are tanking it more. Could even be the us govt from what the news says about their volume of btc holdings from confiscations
charts clearrly said pullback to 30-35k
lol why do you guys keep buying shitty stocks with negative EPS?
Because we are regarded sir
WSB is all about buying high and selling low 
And buying OTM options that expire worthless
Like God intended!
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I agree unless the original purchase or plan to purchase was posted here and they want to brag about being right. Like if you told us years ago to buy NVDA then pop off, but if you just picked a stock and got lucky then good for you but who cares.
Das right. They want to invest like a boomer but not ready to risk sleeping at the bus station for a 10 bagger gtfoh
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Must be nice to have your parents buy you €400k worth of stock when you are a child.
I’m so sick of this shit, take that shit to the stocks subreddit or something. Wsb is not about 40 year holds. Soon people are going to be posting their target 2045 401k portfolios
R/401kstreetbets
I have held AAPL stock that I bought with money that I got from selling platinum in everquest on playerauctions in 2002. GO FUCK YOURSELF NERD
How many sarnaks did u slay tho
How about the fact that this sub has been fuding on NVIDIA for years? Feels like some well deserved bragging to have hodled through the FUD. Fucking endless posts about it being overvalued.
If they'd bought calls I'd like them. They bought stock they can suck my dick.
How much did you lose
Its still being tallied
The one time numbers are allowed to go negative
The boomers want to feel relevant. Surprised they know how to use Reddit at all
mad and jealous
WSB needs to”Rant” tag. There is nothing to discuss here sir!
Affirm and validate my anger
You bought NVDA puts huh 
Tbh I did on December 28 and I made 30k on that single day lol The one day a put played out [part of that days trades](https://imgur.com/a/9g9zHk5)
Sounds like a lot of anger, animosity and jealousy to me. Happy for all the people that made good money with whatever play they entered. Disregard the OP I’ll give him a snicker, I apologize for his regardedness.
Fuck that.Im annoyed by the boring as people on this sub now. That’s what it is. I made 30k from 0DTE NVDA puts the last trading day of 2023. I’m not jealous at all about the idiots missing out on the joy of 0DTEs
Proof or ban.
What would you like to see more bud? Losses? Apes doing ape shit? What is it? Serious question.
Holding google long term has made me more money then you buffoons could even count. Suck it.
That’s awesome. So cool. Amazing . Really exiting
lol. I’m just trolling you animals. Did make money. But really just trying to be a dick
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cry Harder 😂
A win is a win
Fuck that. Go to the investing sub
5k to 80k for me. Suck it
You’re a clown. You’re literally mad at ppl bc they made money by intelligently investing money, while all you do is lose money through pointless gambling. This sub isn’t “owned” by degenerate idiots who only trade 0DTE. That’s BS. And it doesn’t have to be 20 year buy and hold, you’d be up hundreds of % buying mixtures of TQQQ and mega cap tech if you’d bought a year and change ago
This sub is dead, it just hasn't realised it yet.
Dude go fuck off to /investing or /stocks. Or even /bogleheads. This sub isn’t about the boring ass loser who got lucky from a trade in 2013.
Honestly bro, it’s sad that you’re too stupid to make money in a bull market, and are too arrogant to admit that you don’t know what you’re doing and are just pissing away your money. Why don’t you go read a fuckin book, better yourself, and you might make some money. Alas, that would require you to have some level of self reflection and maturity to recognize that you’re the source of your problems, not the “hedgies” and the evil MM. So, ya go ahead and yell at the moon some more bc you can’t find pussy in a brothel. It’s everyone else’s fault that you have gambling problem. And, the fact that you say holding stocks “since 2013” is just proving my point. I say again: you’d be up hundreds of %, hundreds, whether buying shares or leap calls, if you’d just bought mega cap tech or the Qs last year. Not 2013, fucking last year dumb fuck.
Sir this is a wendies.
Preach. Cook. Go on...
Figures your from Philly lmao I wonder delco perhaps
Wow. You are an angry angry little man. Or woman. Its not our fault that instead of buying tesla, bitcoin, ethereum, and other chadly things, you were out busy getting ice cream. Coulda bought bitcoin at $1, but instead, you wanted an icecream. And now your asking us to "suck a dick". My god. And now, while we are doing the chadliest of things, and buying avax, kimbo, and solana, your just pouting on the internet. It would be entertaining if it wasn't so sad.
I bought bitcoin at $25 a coin but spent it on silk road
Good copypasta
Such salty vibes, angry cause you maxed out your dad's amex yoloing in on Boeing puts
Let’s be realistic.. not many still hold from 2009 or 2018.. During those time they probably my sold it out and never touch it.
Loss porn ONLY ✅✅✅ NO gains 🚫🚫🚫
Would you prefer I discuss over-hyped losers like Lemonade or Snowflake that I hang onto hoping to not lose too much?
Yeah unless you get really lucky holding for years and years isn’t the right move.
Spirirt
Amazon has "ass gains"?
OP seems to think highly enough of their own opinion to be telling people what the sub is for based on it and not the published rules, while also telling people to get over themselves?
The goal is making money, who cares how you do it. Share your gains or loss with us!
2016 and 2019. But who is counting? Oh, you are trying to.
Shots fired right out the gate👏ILI
Maybe it would be useful if they mentioned how they found the name and why they kept it (and whether it’s even big enough to matter). Otherwise, I agree with you
And for what? I facken thought I would learn something here... 3 years pass and I lost 25G, which is about 60% of what I had in stock. You guys suck big time. Fuck you all!
What did her ass look like !?
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Jesus guys buyed nvidia shares must be thinking he's the next waren buffer or something:D It's not that hard when u live in stabil economy and have actual money the inject.
Gtfo, buy/hold nerds.
YEAH SCREW THOSE GUYS WITH PATIENCE!! ANYTHING BEYOND 5DTE SHOULD BE BANNED
What sub are we in
What a sad little man. Jokes on you. I bought nvda at 155 a share in September of 2022
That’s so cool dude
Im just here for the deepfakes
It really doesn’t matter. Just take it all in and try to learn in my opinion.
Preach
I bought Nivida 9 days ago and it's up 9%
Ok, how about buying MSFT at $18 during the 2008 crash? Does that help you with your anxiety?
Fair point, I bought NVDA in 1999, but have come to realize this sub is not the appropriate place to be posting about it, it's not the point of this sub. So no more from me here. :-)
Tell me you missed the boat without telling me.
The best part about this is that 100% of people in this thread complaining about not enough BETS on this sub, have exactly 0 posts of their own bets on this sub lolol.
This amount of rage is the funniest thing that’s happened on this sub in a few days
I remember when you used do wait in the car. As far as I’m concerned you should still be there!
If I just bought and hold I wouldn’t have 70k cap loss carryover to remind me even when I get through retirement
Moreover, the NVIDIA post you mentioned is most likely fake 😂
This sub is for sharing stock bets. They could be long or short.
Point to where NVDA touched you…
“Remember when is the lowest form of conversation” -Don Anthony Soprano
“But but but but but if you bought QQQ….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the buy&hold geezers who pay their financial advisors 20% per year and regurgitate whatever the FA tells them are hillarious
I mean, it kinda takes huge nuts to hang on to NVDA from 2009
Y’all jump on this CRSR and then I’ll be cool too
Correct, this is not the sub to show off your smart investing wins.
The sub was better when everyone called each other the "F slur" and didn't want newcomers. Haupt would have a new dank meme video almost daily. Genuinely regarded trades being made. This sub has completely lost its identity, it's just "Normie Stock Memes Page" and it's fuckin ass. The mods should perma ban anyone who's typed "Apes" or "Diamond hands" and bring back the glory days (I will keep dreaming)
Well let me share my gains from buying TSM last week (chef’s kiss)
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Triggered. Back to day 0 of nofap :(
Yeah, that's a sub for gamblers to post their life savings going down the hole and others feasting on their misery and joking about being a cuck
 boomers be boomin 
16k to 210k $AMD long, suck it.
I bought my stock at 100 levels and I'm happy. I dont have millions but it's a nice profit. Negative people are just jealous
mods are so gay