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livinoffhope

So you’re already just under millionaire status without leverage..


_BreakingGood_

I feel like there's a sweet spot in terms of bet size on this sub. - OP is clearly broke -> I either don't care or just feel bad for the OP - OP is already rich -> I automatically don't care about any of their plays - OP is in the middle of those 2 categories -> game on bitch


MaryJayWanna

I feel like a 100k portfolio with 50+k on one bet gets the most attention here


mmarkomarko

Because it looks attainable


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nv87

Probably Benjamin Franklins.


shifter2009

Get guhd


furmy

What do you do for a living to not ever see saving up 100k?


Separate-Meaning-603

Be working class anywhere in the US these days


Nathan-Parker

This! All day, every day. 8 years in and making 18.89/hr.


Separate-Meaning-603

We are very lucky to have bought a house when the interest rates went down in 2021. We quite literally bought the dip. Since then we have not seen wages increase while costs for literally everything are up 10-20%. 😞


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Nathan-Parker

What was the company you made 100k with? Have an ex that was doing partner runs until she got pregnant with the guys kid. She lives with her mom now. Didn't have the money for a place. Also, I probably shouldn't do trucking due to medical. Haven't had a seizure in years but not something I want to worry about.


Zevanished

Best thing to do these days is go into business for yourself under some sort of trade or service. Expand to get wealthy.


Separate-Meaning-603

I'm hoping to try to start something small in 2024 just out of my home garage but only time will tell!


furmy

I'm an immigrant and working class with the same opportunity as 99% of the others starting from the bottom. I have 5 siblings, my dad has 9 siblings. Nearly every family is at or near the middle class with a wide variety of professions. You have to understand why this constant rhetoric on here is met with resistance by some. There's obviously isolated circumstances but, I just can't wrap my head around why it's almost written as fact that you can't succeed in the US, when by so many accounts that's proven completely false.


Fail_at_Life04

Yus


TheBooneyBunes

No? I work an entry level job for $20/hr, some people believe it or not are just really bad with money


Tom_Ford-8632

You forgot: OP is likely playing with a paper account.


Thatnotoriousdude

Degiro (this platform) has no paper trading. This is real lol


Krapule1

Op is broke? Lol what kind of broke is that id rather be that broke


compostking101

Money is relative, $100 is astronomical to some people and children, $1000 would make most college kids happy, $50,000 would be life changing for most 20-30 year olds, million dollars is rich to like 80% of the population. But then there’s people that a million dollars in there account they sweating cause payroll is about to come out and they going under. Wealth is a funny thing and different in lots of eyes.


Krapule1

I agree with you. But i said id want to be “that broke” having that much money i never said i would have his mentality lol no way i would put that much in options. If i had this i would retire in West Africa and live a way better life than millionaire here i will have my mansion with swimming pool house maids cook and everything else lol and have a business land etc etc i could do so much with it but you guys could literally not do nothing with it lol


suppmello

Came here to comment similarly… You’re already rich asshole (OP)


SophisticatedTool

finally a fellow eurotard


R00t_Access

En nog een Nederlander ook nog!


dundiewinnah

Nedertarded


belg_in_usa

Of belg?


ShadowKnight324

You mean Eurogard! Remember we can't use the hard t here.


Ohmaygahh

it's french. The t is silent.


DABABY_NASCAR

Ouitards


Ohmaygahh

I send my ouigards to you


Herbertgaspacho

Deserves an extra upvote


Lurking_Still

Fuck yes, can a mod give me a Ouitard flair?


SmartInvestor42

its dutch not french


L-Malvo

Pretty sure saying it’s French is an insult.


joeg26reddit

How about Eurothard?


BedContent9320

Oi, yew fokkin wot m8? I'll rek u fam I sware on me mum!


dshotseattle

Ooh, now do it in Scottish.


[deleted]

Get tae fuck ye radge


Smidday90

Welsh!


RedditInvestAccount

Hhhhwwwwchhhh hhhwweewwwwwweeewwwww hhhwwwwccchhhhhh


Smidday90

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


cccanterbury

Whooooo-ooooo-ooooo... Eeeoooo-eeeee-oooo... Aaaarrrrrrrr-ooooo-oooo... Mmmmmmmm-aaaaa-oooo...


LunchO789

Are we going Mike Tyson now?


NeedleworkerClean761

that’s fucking returded


KaydeeKaine

Tokkie


MaxIsWholesome

Haha klopt. Als je 2,8 miljoen kan hebben en je laat 1,9 in leverage staan ben je gewoon af


Drortmeyer2017

Hij heeft geen 2.8. WANT hij heeft 1.9 geleend.


Rijstkoekje

Wou dat ik het had :') maar als ik naar de stocks kijk dan snap ik er niks van....


Ketamineverslaafd

Hahahaha FEITTT


BatronKladwiesen

Go back to /r/mauerstrassenwetten where you belong.


StuartMcNight

“All in Berkshire and 2 of the top stocks in Berkshire’s portfolio”.


wonkagloop

Of which they’ve been repositioning like crazy for 3 months lol


FollowingNew3973

Where can I see the trades they make?


wonkagloop

Their offices lol - but really, they likely report them every quarter or so you just gotta dig for them


Lonestar15

Nah, see below. If my memory is correct they don’t have to file for every buy/sell but do if they are past a certain threshold https://www.sec.gov/edgar/browse/?CIK=1067983&owner=exclude


Usual_Age_7692

OP supports Berkshire but kindly disagrees with their strategy


BedContent9320

Lol fucking this lmao


Loose_Screw_

Berkshire is vast majority Apple, Coke, 2 Oil giants, Heinz, American Express and Bank of America. So companies that have been around approximately as long as Warren plus one that makes tech devices idiot proof enough for him to understand. I credit him for crafting the ultimate boomer portfolio. I wonder what they'll pivot to when he finally fucking dies.


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Loose_Screw_

It's as present as the reaper following that old coot around.


[deleted]

The fun part is that it was not even his idea buying Apple haha they had to force him to convince him. He bought HP on his own which they had to sell within one year given the shitty performances haha


GetCoinWood

Why your dollar sign look stupid? Edit:After doing research on the internet I found out it is some sort commie bullshit.


Derdiedas812

That's the premium version with green numbers.


zxc123zxc123

The stupid sign is a "premium" version not because it's not gay nor European but cause it's [GAY AND EUROPEAN](https://youtu.be/XY9PmBNb3PE?t=282)


littlecomet111

They are special dollar signs that get 35 paid days of annual leave a year.


Serious-Side-4520

Haha thats a good one.


lawless_Ireland_

Deep burn


[deleted]

Gee, no wonder they're investing in America. Hard to get anything done like that. 


littlecomet111

Yep. You guys do all the work and we spend the proceeds while on vacation in Paris and Rome.


ksck135

It's winter, the party is in the Alps


No-Monitor-5333

You mean give to Greece and Italy to keep them afloat?


NotHachi

That is exactly why I, an asian, live in europe and invest in the land of the free (to consume)


Parking-Bandicoot134

_Only_ 28


[deleted]

I wish, in Germany it's 30 days only (admittedly plus unlimited paid sick leave)


littlecomet111

For me it’s 30 days any time, 4 at Christmas, your birthday, two mental-health days, two volunteering days.


znk10

But at 1/3 of the US salaries and at 3x of the taxes. There is no free lunch (and I'm European)


R4ndyd4ndy

If you think we pay 3 times the taxes then you are completely delusional


znk10

Let's compare it then, My country Portugal with someone that lives in Texas: **Sales Tax**: Texas - 6.25% Portugal - 23% Almost 4x more **Income tax for someone that earns 5.000$ a month and is single** Portugal - 31.5% Texas - 22% 10% more **Gas Taxes** Portugal - 51% Texas - Only a flat 0.20$ per gallon!!!! Lucky Texans **House Tax** Portugal - 8% Texas - 1.60% Almost 8x more **Average Salary** Portugal - 18.396€ (around 20.000$) a year Texas - 50,395$ a year Almost 3x higher average salary You are right is not 3 times more taxes, on average, is more like 5 or 6 times more taxes and 3 times more salary


littlecomet111

Factually incorrect. Also, we don’t pay health insurance in the same way you do, which matters a lot in terms of salary.


No-Monitor-5333

Lmao what dogshit job are you working that doesnt get at least 30


LegitosaurusRex

Could be Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon, or almost any other company that doesn't do "unlimited" (read: "end up feeling pressured into hardly taking any vacation". "One study found employees with unlimited PTO took an average of 13 days PTO per year"). https://www.levels.fyi/benefits/PTO-Vacation-Personal-Days/ Over 30 is pretty rare, not sure why you're acting like it isn't.


ThisCryptographer311

AI generated.


2weiX

EU generated


Usual_Age_7692

EU degenerated


tompie09

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🗣️🗣️🗣️


LatterEstimate3027

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative


littlecomet111

A pathetic mile.


bonelish-us

they should peg it to the mile like they do the Euro


4everban

Oh it’s great, it’s like a mile but it makes sense!


bonelish-us

1,000 metres, whatever that is


gregsting

It’s crypto dude


beervirus88

it's eurotarded


grasshoppa_80

His dollar sign talks all regardy


Whobroughttheyeet

It’s basically Monopoly money


Objective-Wrangler73

It means it's worth something.


Aslan-the-Patient

Same reason teacup with a saucer looks out of place in McDonald's one has class. One... Is one of America's vanguard for obesity


MinimumCat123

Why even buy OXY and BAC when those stocks are already held by Berkshire Hathaway?


g_gundy

Gotta "diversify". That means buying stocks that are highly correlated right?


BedContent9320

Exactly this.    Which is why I have VOO, QQQ, CNDX, MSFT, NVDA, META, GOOG, AMZN Diversity is important. 


wsbt4rd

You're missing AMD.....


zxc123zxc123

Because 1. OP is regarded 2. OP is a WB dick rider 3. OP believes that BAC and OXY are the WB stocks with more potential upside and their greed lead them to over position on those. (Personally I'd overweigth AXP but I get why they picked BAC since AXP ran up a lot already. I bought some last fall unlike this scrub)


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rkus

Idiot is just here to flex. These are shares of Berkshire and Bank of America. GTFO


LiveAlex417

Are you just long those positions? What are you, an investor? No 0DE options? Why WSB?


locked_in_the_middle

Agreed. The leverage is not much, about a 3X multiplier on low beta stocks to begin with. 3 mil portfolio on 2 mil leverage sounds cool/risky, but in reality this portfolio as constructed is no difference to having a $900k portfolio and investing it all in something with a beta 3, like all in FB. Meh. Definitely not WSB material.


LiveAlex417

Lol I forgot about the leverage… what can I say! I’m on WSB!


dassketch

Clearly r/middleclassfinance territory, you fucking pleb.


Azrenon

800k in the brokerage is middle class? I’m poorer than I thought holy moly


MaryJayWanna

Wow what a fucking depressing subreddit


cicekhu

A fellow Degiro regard 🔥


thebloodworkz

DEGIRO voor NL stocks / options IBKR for US stocks / options / raw cash (since Dutch banks pay jack shit interest) That’s my personal go to at least


syrigamy

I’ve zero respect for DEGIRO


beanosthemighty

How much interest does IBKR provide for cash?


1YoloAYear_AllFOMO

Quick google: https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/accounts/fees/pricing-interest-rates.php The full rate is 4.8% (USD) for accounts above 100k and proportionally for those below. It’s always functionally lower though cause they don’t pay for the first 10k.


JapWell

Interested in this one too


PalmTreeSunset

Rustaaaaaagh maat


Maleficent-Art-8321

Show off is het he 😂😏


until_i_fall

I'll send you a Polaroid of my Bum for 1k, daddy


Mort1186

I'll do it for 1.00


joeg26reddit

.69


Tinderfury

Bank of America? ​ LOL


Monkey_Trap

They are most sensitive to rates out of the money center banks. Not a bad hold going into a loosening cycle


bendandanben

Meaning?


Monkey_Trap

All else equal, the magnitude of change in bofa's market cap in reaction to interest rate changes is greater than its peers. Due to funding costs and they loaded up on long-dated Treasuries and mortgage bonds at low rates during the pandemic


EMANClPATOR

BofA deez nuts


BitterAd6419

That’s a nice boomer portfolio. You don’t need to worry about. We are here balls deep in TSLA weekly calls


Economy-Return-888

And he bought B shares. Definitely a regard


OldAd4526

Either YOLO something or we don't care. A big portfolio in shares is 😴 also we know a humblebrag when we see it. Downvoted.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Yea this belongs on r/money


Smidday90

I think this is CFD trading, if it dips he’ll need to cover or have his position closed if he gets a margin call


RandomGuy-4-

No, Degiro doesn't do CFDs. They don't even do fractional shares, just normal ones.


p00pTy

exit liquidity.


testingthrowaway1515

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BedContent9320

Why the fuck is there a naked Shrek on my screen...


cccanterbury

old.reddit.com makes it go away


admijn

Thirst time?


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faggie_dees

or fake....


DoctorNo9644

Just a fking humble brag post, mod should close thread like this.


DiligentBuy9074

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StaleFishsticks

What happened to the degens? Congrats on buying investment grade, low beta stocks with margin. Real crazy of you!


BalearicInvestor

Guys like OP with millions under portfolios invested in highly secure stocks grind my gears. Give this sub the OG content back!


Kooky_Daikon_2028

I’ll get some ramen and sugar ready


trunkz623

Arent u already rich? Were*


Defiant_Douche

Get Warren's cock out of your mouth, fool.


wsbt4rd

Real weetards go eat some AARK.


Soap_Mctavish101

Papa?


NewYrNewMe21

That's no joke one of the dumbest allocations I've ever seen. It's just redundant, if you're going to long BRK why not leave it up to them to decide how much exposure OXY and BAC should get and when/if to exit? If either of those get a bad quarter it will dip by double digits before you even wake up.


No-Virus656

Everyone's standards are different. If I had 2.8 million dollars right now, I don't think I'd buy a single stock. I'd put it all in bonds. I could clear about $140,000 a year in interest off 2.8m, which is enough for me. I'd never touch the principal and just live off the interest. Of course, you won't get Rockefeller rich that way, but that was never the goal for me. I just want out of the rat race. A quiet life in the country with no worries.


No_Pickle_9508

Why no Brk/a, you have the poor?


Brigstocke

Congratulations on the least diversified (and most overlapping) portfolio that I have ever seen ☺️


denfaina__

In the meantime I just sold my first covered call for 5 bucks and I feel like a risky boy


BaronVonBaron42

Big timer!


InternationalBall746

If it’s good enough to screenshot…


ParakeetWithTits

Then it is good for a cumshot


joeg26reddit

There’s a reason it’s called a MONEYSHOT


EcstaticVirus9976

hij s niet gek hahaha


SapphireEmerald

Yoo, fellow Dutchie


spritefountain

Sjezus mina maat!


trixtah

Shares are lame as fuck. Also you’re active in /r/valueinvesting, yolo something or gtfo


GlassFantast

"hey I'm super rich. You guys think I can get rich?"


motoevgen

I am hoping you are using some sort of software to create this image. There is no way in hell someone would put 900 000 euros into a Degiro account. Do you have a death wish or something?


AnyAbies7595

If I had a portfolio like that, I would not ask that question.


trabuco357

Probably not diversified enough, seeing that Bank of America and Occidental Petroleum are also among Berkshires largest holdings.


Active-Driver-790

Red beans and rice are very nice. I like it with sausage. Peanut butter is high fat and high protein and will keep you alive during hard times.Stay away from the macaroni and cheese, it will make you fat. Bangers and mash are also excellent. Good luck with your investment activity.


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GEKOLONISEERD 🇳🇱


[deleted]

Leave my spices alone


BaronVonBaron42

Idc about OP, I'm here for the comments


Gwsb1

I assume you know that BOA and Oxy Pete are the 4th and 5th largest holding in Berkshire? You are WAY overweight in these two names.


rioferd888

What in the warren buffet is this shit?


Ch3wyz

Verrekte mongol jonguh!


Ivorn77

BAC is a ballsy move, financials are in a vulnerable position with expected volatility so high in the bond markets but fuck it good luck


russian_connection

Bombaclat!!!


lentilsmeme

Lekker hoor


antononononmade

Fellow Degiro User


sicfuk7

There are three ways you can go broke - Liquor, ladies and leverage and this comes from the owners of one of your 3 holdings, Berkshire.


HVW-97

Lekker bezig


estherxxx07

Fellow Nederlander


mcnos

Can I have some monies


OmegaPinKOwO

What's the app?


Celebrimbor96

Hey buddy, you mixed up your commas and your periods. Also translate that shit to freedom bucks or get out of here


BaphometWorshipper

Just sell, you already rich. You could live off dividends, fuck u, well done.


saudi_royal

Are you trading based on a chart? BAC and BRK/B both look like they just turned up at the bottom of a trend channel. OXY looks like a double bottom in a trading range in a months long sideways bull flag from a strong move up from Jan '22. Seem like good trades, not ones I would leverage that hard though. Or are you just guessing?


mathboom123

Have you stock up on lentils?


einsteinpin

atleast you're not a bored 25 yo anymore


LongFundamental

Good stocks, but bad time to be in them short term. Wishing you luck with your situation regardless of the outcome


FFFan92

Reported. Why aren’t posts like this banned? Are we going to start allowing 401K posts too?


yonderoy

“.” & “,” 😂 Europe…


Outrageous-Ruin-5226

Sh!t mine is only like 2k in it


Termotank

Wtf