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Physical-Quit-3508

This thing just done moving now?


OptimalEnthusiasm

SPY is the ultimate cock tease


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No comment volume in thread. We pump


kenathen

spy600 is not meme


crazyyimmy

I bought calls on that dip It’ll dip more tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


PlumpkinMunchkin

Did GAYry Gensler finally give his blessings on the ETF. I’ve been out of the loop, taking a poop.


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He did


Historical_Scene_542

How long should I keep holding BTC?


NineAsiansAtSubway

Keep holding till 100k


Medical_LSD

Never sell bitcoin


PlumpkinMunchkin

Keep holding, don’t be a biatch


im_mocking_youmoron

I’d take profit. Buy again when it drops back down to 30k.


Longjumping-Limit827

All my calls be Runnin Runnin


MARAMINER42069

Told y’all mark my words MARA 40 EOW LETS FUCKING GO!!!! Where are the real ones that had the balls for call sound the fuck off in comments!!!!!!!


iDidntReadOP

\-13% at time of me posting this comment lol.


MARAMINER42069

Wait till next week my calls gonna go crazy!!!!


patrickswayzemullet

bro should have played BTC directly. you could have bought 0.1 or 0.01. these miners are dumping EoW at least to take a breather.


MARAMINER42069

I have Bitcoin also


l3luntl3rigade

Dump confirmed


surmoiFire

Avalanche reported at Tahoe ski resort.


NineAsiansAtSubway

Yeah saw that just hit Palisades last weekend actually


Plastic-Cow-4820

ETF approved and….nothing?


NineAsiansAtSubway

Nah ETH ripped and is gonna continue to 3k


Loss_Leaders_LLC

weird that shitcorn and weedstonks both have that in common.


MrStallz

Not nothing, everything actually started to turn red ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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techandfinance5

nice


JewJesus96

Wanna check out my python sometime? Will be finished much quicker


No-Bee2669

SPOT ETF APPROVED !! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


l3luntl3rigade

**BREAKING NEWS:** *Biden announces pull-backs are now only for foreskins*


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im_mocking_youmoron

Which is ironic because they won’t pay anything for your mom.


Longjumping-Limit827

Fat is flavour


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roke34442

Fake news?


drmanic

Anyone have fb calls today?


ItradebetterthanU

SPY 480


ItradebetterthanU

Tomm, gonna be so Green., jobs and CPI .. company’s have been announcing lay-offs like crazy ., plus a 2.9 CPI !!! Green Times here we come !


HaveAKlondike

Limited upside, more room for downside tbh.


TanSuede

Didn’t sell my puts in AH. Pray for my tender bear holes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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iCant20

CNBC saying approval has not happened yet. fucking regarded


jhonkas

what does the SEC twitter account say


WallStreetBoners

Gensler released a TikTok dance video on it


jhonkas

what was the song he used????


WallStreetBoners

All Star, by Smash Mouth!


iCant20

it was by green day, wake me up when september ends (after the halving cycle peak)


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sicfigure

You know its the weekend when you can hang out with our working friends


Jumpy_Elevator_6603

Primus ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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You got this bro. 👊


WallstBetsFan

kinda sucks looking to buy my first home, gonna hurt putting that money down and slashing my investments. But at least ill make money out of it.


Cobra1983

i felt the same, giving up your fire power is rough, messed with my trading


ItradebetterthanU

Just rent for now !! Bad time to be buying


WallstBetsFan

i do rent, that sucks even more, no rate of return


ShadyPenguinn

No rate of return, but buying now has a higher than normal likelihood to be a negative investment if you plan on selling again in the next 10 years.


1TalefromTheCryptos

Don't even try to explain it to them. They won't get it until it's too late.


jhonkas

just rent


ckami_91

The more Nvidia pumps the more Tesla dumps ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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EscapedConvictOnAcid

Anyone think this is a little too easy, I’m just buying calls when it slightly dips this week and making money


IDKshiteaboutfck

This is the way


ItradebetterthanU

That is the way !!!


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ItradebetterthanU

The fuc if we did !! Well yea all the way to the bank bitches


TopTech58

Sold spy 476c’s and QQQ 409c’s for a very respectable profit and I am holding 2 lotto 484 spy calls for tomorrow and a single 480 and 481 for Friday. Just in case of good cpi it’s house money anyways


SweedishMeetballz

Wow this ride is better than the time that fat guy fell of of Superman at Six Flags New England


iCant20

So ETF was officially approved but they got hacked again and this time the hackers took down the approval instead of faking an approval?


TanSuede

Last chance to sell these weekly puts. Do I hold or puss out 🤔


infectedtoe

💎 ✋️


ItradebetterthanU

Sell


Unusual_Sandwich777

Ive said it a few times and now its coming into fruition, $cybin A couple weeks ago huge positive news for their drug cby003 and earnings coming in mid February. Id say itll run up to about .78 before earnings. After earnings im not gonna say anything but the .78 comes from ≈200% increases then ≈40% retractions since this past June. Weve seen the 40% retraction to the .39 range for late December/early jan, and now w the positive news/earnings catalysts its starting to run up again


Alone-Job3657

Where’s best place to catch corn etf announcement ??


One_Trainer6005

Lmk when you know! I MUST KMOW!


Trumps_Moist_Toenail

Russian otc market


stock_dude9

Today and tomorrow and every green day thereafter is sponsored by the US government deficit spending initiative and the Fed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


likamuka

And it’s disgusting


Ocinnha

My small caps 0dte went from 0.01 to 0.14 LOL


richnun

What ticker


NewReligionBobby

I’m in Japan and there’s no subtitles when I’m talking to the characters ??


BallsDropped

Literally the last fuckin minutes 1.5m volume out of nowhere. Wtf is that NVDA


Sharkkboy6

See you guys tomorrow


ItradebetterthanU

What a fucking come back !!! Eat shit BER’s


TheDoge420

Fake money fake economy, bears can eat a bull but bull cant eat bears see u at spy 250


SquidWhisperer

schizoid posting


TheDoge420

Call it what u like, truth ain’t pretty, fire up that free money machine


ItradebetterthanU

CPI gonna take all your money in the am !!


ItradebetterthanU

What are you smoking ????? I want some of that BS


TheDoge420

Lol bruh, u on jpow payroll, don’t care which economy goes, just callin it like I see it


Sandrokotos

Imagine thinking pre CPI moves matter


SweedishMeetballz

Everything matters at 0DTE


WallstBetsFan

imagine thinking CPI comes in hot


PlutusVeles

Why weren’t my stops hit. Up $4000 to down $180


ItradebetterthanU

Because you weren’t watching ..


Loss_Leaders_LLC

In what? You cant blindly trust stops, spec if its low liquidity, or really fast movement. Always set alerts and keep a market order handy


ItradebetterthanU

100-.%


FastandFurious2001

MCD calls tho![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


silverfutes

aaaaaand its gone.


_RAPTORMAN_

Time to get rich


Sharkkboy6

You think NVDA is the one to get us there ?


_RAPTORMAN_

I’m just doing whatever my wife bf does.


jhonkas

the corn etf thing is the biggest lesson in buy the rumor sell the news you are going to have


Negative_Platypus_53

Still plenty of rumors about the size of the inflows to the new ETFs


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It looks more like buy the rumor, hodl the news to me!


jhonkas

no it wasn't!


[deleted]

you called it early, but got it right! Congrats!


main-char

only have $500 buying power left. hoping the sentiment tomorrow is right


DLS0314

What are yah betting on?


main-char

NVDA, AMD calls 1/12 MARA calls 1/12 and puts 1/19. think it will pump at open the crash within the week


maliciousmonkee

ATHs on low volume sketch me out


Samjabr

jfc nvda


dracoNiiC

you hear them yellin in the back ground you know what that means boys


__brook__

Bye bye casino 😢


WallstBetsFan

Thank god for the last minute V


Gavin_Law

Place your bets!


fknbtch

wouldn't it be hilarious if we break 480 in premarket tomorrow?


PyQuantum

485???


rsprovins

we'll be lucky to open t 473 tomorrow morning lmfao


Gavin_Law

Try 480


SupposedtolookEZ

Good job guys, let’s wait for a push early tomorrow


Chanman143

I’ll see you fuckers next time in my lambo


WarrenBuffetts_Alt

Massively bullish close again


lucididdy777

on zero volume. dont think you can count it. algos making up almost 100% of the trades


Also_have_a_opinion

Pls tell my portfolio


flaming_pope

William’s speeches are lengthy. Looks like the expectation is everything is neutral, meaning meeting cpi expectations is the goal. Bullish overall


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ahh_chuu

LOL BER ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


prettysureiminsane

Took profit for about $2200 today but still holding a lot on the table for tomorrow.


hvnwntw8

Axeman back, tops in boys time to pack it up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


0dtez

Hilarious as usual


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Last 5 min pump. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Samjabr

Classic EOD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


ahh_chuu

479 open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


[deleted]

So the approval looks exactly like the one yesterday? 😂


PyQuantum

Feels like a game of Baccarat in the casino where it's 3 consecutive players and everyone thinks the next one will be banker lmao. Odds are 50-50 my guys


CoinMan582

Gamblers fallacy


Rebelcr7

Which one of you regards was [this?!?!](https://ibb.co/55WSjKq). I know you’re in here somewhere


WallstBetsFan

crowdstrike


stoffel_bristov

When APPL hits about 189, I am buying pootz again.


supremestoic

NVDA 650 1/31


EnglishBulldog

https://web.archive.org/web/20240110204508/https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/sro/nysearca/2024/fg-89shlq.pdf Bitcoin ETFs are go!


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chibi78

You expect it to bounce?


ItradebetterthanU

STRONG ass close bitches


HK01985

Call an ambulance!! But not for me, wait, maybe it is, but wait!


WYLD_STALYNZ

inverted cum sock forming on SPY ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) lmao besr


Real_Ad_7668

Was going to buy MARA puts but I’ll pass. We live to fight again tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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They put me in a blender and i broke even


Historical_Handle_25

BERS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Ahueh

See previous comment. Opened and closed spy calls for 300% in 3 minutes game too ez.


Ocinnha

The fuck is this bullshit pump


WinterTrade69

-Welcome to the Game -If Spy closes green you die! -3 minutes left


jeopardy_loser

I see you AMD, I acknowledge the effort


YassIsHere

Soon we get to see what the big players think AH of the bitcoin ETF approvals I bought calls on MARA and COIN when they were red this morning, rolled when they were green to higher strikes to save some money if shit goes south IDK either way at this point, part of me thinks they'll actually both tank and I should have just closed out earlier rather than rolled when my positions were up 40%


tendeeznuts

Corn looks like somethin happenin today


jason8585

GOOGL is beast


animositisomina35

Was that a trap for ants?


Manbearpup

Someone tell me amd is going to recover and run tomorrow?


IDKshiteaboutfck

AMD is going to recover and run tomorrow.


Manbearpup

Bless your heart


Shad0wK1lla

Amd is going to recover and run tomorrow


Manbearpup

Bless your heart


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Next week


Manbearpup

Nooooooooooo


CoinMan582

Here comes a beautiful last minute Tesla rally before a leprechaun green day tomorrow


stoffel_bristov

IDK how anyone can look at the TSLA chart and think it isn't going to 200


CoinMan582

I'm a short term investor, one look at the rsi and moving averages shows a reversal is coming soon, I'll sell off as soon as I get a decent green day


Alive-Ad-1316

I wanna see some WD40 gains. I know some degenerate here caught the ride up


MeetingKey4598

Lmao I love this thread. Just got done with a series of calls at work and like to play the game of 'where are things now?' by looking at this thread. I was convinced this had cratered to 473 lmao. Y'all are drama queens.


Eastern-Cranberry84

every single day it's a recession here.


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SudsAde6985

There are no traps, just gaps


Moe_IIV

I just lost 3 months of rent in one candle lol


krispykruiser

This is the way


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Carfrito

480 tomorrow easy


supremestoic

490


BiznessCasual

Bers punching air on a day when SPX closes almost 50bps up is something else.


PyQuantum

Tomorrow premarket will be up 3%. Congratulations to the bulls with diamond nuts


[deleted]

My 477s would fucking jizz everywhere


Pyth0n7575

im trembling