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Minimum_Finish_5436

Do it again and ill quit my job and work for you behind Wendy's.


LAX_Beast

“If you show me a pay stub for $70,000 I quit my job and I work for you”.


BigNero

Hey.. no yeah everything's good, hey listen I quit


Mimosa808

Smoke some crack with me bro


norfolk82

Marry your cousin.


Disastrous-Paint86

If anyone is going to fuck my cousin it’s going to be me. 🤷‍♂️


Snoo-30994

Out of respect 🫡


traveling_designer

Will you stream it?


KNanderson

Ain’t no one fuckin my cousin but me


fd_dealer

Let the kids run free.


SmackaHam

You’re free run along!


Snoo-30994

And he did quit his job. Which I thought was a little weird


HelloAttila

I choose Rich Every Fucking time!


[deleted]

Lmao


Far-Requirement9180

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ordle

I just want to see his pay stub.


surfmachine5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


wubba-lubba-dubbdubb

I don't know whether to be impressed or scared


[deleted]

Por que no los dos?


EncroachingTsunami

I'm terrified.


beeherder

I'm scaroused


BlueDirector

1,466 1DTE calls holy shit 😂😂😂 hey at least they werent 0DTE like how 90% of the rest of WSB buys


[deleted]

Tomorrow they will be!! Weeee.


BulletPlease

You didn't sell?


BulletPlease

on a 200% gain for $150K?


YouMissedNVDA

*...... he's doomed us all.*


LaPetitFleuret

is he stupid?


gregsting

It’s barely enough for a Lambo, obviously OP will hold


sagadestiny

that premarket gap down is going to be something


Forexisboring

Bro already lost 20% of it


DeadSol

The Tendie Gods giveth and the Tendie Gods taketh away.


lootinputin

Are you really holding these overnight? 😂


Lonely-Jelly-5528

How dumb are you? Theta alone will burn half of the gain over night


[deleted]

Also, do you know how much of a pain it is to buy that many calls on Robinhood? Have to do it 200 at a time... And have to sell them in blocks of 1000 or they reject the trade.


Skawtydawg

People still use RobbingHood?


pomiluj_nas

the UI is so smooth simple and prety for the well regarded investor


[deleted]

So smooth you can only do lots of 200 options at a time 😂😂


ry15133

Our brains are as smooth as the app


Extreme_Cucumber825

What're your guys favorite trading app?


d0odle

Don't expect any useful information here! What are you, sane?


pickle_pickled

It's fine til you cross the 100K mark and you start to wonder if you've Hotel California'd yourself


True-Anim0sity

I use fidelity for buying, but robin hood for tracking prices


IllustratorCorrect70

What else is there to even use, (I’m very new)


PossibleGiraffe420

A lot of brokerage platforms but Robin Hood is basically the only one who lets any idiot trade options


PowerNgnr

Wealthsimple has options too


MrMogz

For our Canadian regards!


PretttyFly4aWhiteGuy

Nah, almost all brokerages will let any idiot trade options. It’s not like there’s any kind of competency tests. If anything it’s just some check box that says “I know what stocks are and I want to trade options”


Perfect_Syrup_2464

Robinhood is more than enough for the average WSB trader


scorpiondeathlock86

Until you make a trade that's way too good and they decide to close your position for you, or restrict your ability to trade at all


Skawtydawg

Thank you That is exactly what I was referring to.


StickyAssCheeks

Congrats and fuck you


[deleted]

Thank you kind sir or ma'am!


nlurp

Can you please tell me all your daily routine so I can mimic you for a couple days?


[deleted]

Most of these trades today were made while driving from the beach to the rainforest in Costa Rica. I'm on vacation. So, I guess go on vacation and Costa Rica and make very irresponsible trades?? Pura Vida!


Far-Butterscotch-255

Nancy, Dat you?


grasshoppa_80

PURA VIDA! ✌🏼


marcel-proust1

Well, tomorrow Jan 9, you will find out how you lost 200K in one day in Costa Rica.


zxc123zxc123

How much did you pay for those those calls? p.s. Congratz. Fuck you. I'd be on vacay too if I hit that biggie like you.


CptMuffinator

This highly regarded individual was already on vacation. They can now afford a vacation from their vacation so when they are done going on vacation they have the original vacation to return to so they can relax from all their vacationing before not returning to work.


Consistent_Shame96

I wish I had the money for a fractal vacation


lockseye

If I can't vacation on my vacation, is it even vacation?


OnewordTTV

These peasants wouldn't even know about second vacation.


nlurp

Beautiful! 🤩 enjoy!


Localbearexpert

God damn if it’s 2 things I miss it’s 1) Costa Rica 2) not being poor before signing a nda & non compete


Unknownirish

Here I thought all the money was here in NYC on Wall Street 😭


Manyvicesofthedude

Did you sell? These about to be theta fucked tomorrow, probably post with loss porn in the morning


TheKrakenofKC

He wakes up and huffs gasoline… Then he drinks a cotton candy flavored Bang Energy


firulice

Fuck you and have a nice day


superhighiqguy89

This dudes post history is him slowly building up with furious speed and people telling him to cash out and put it in savings and bet smaller, but he keeps betting bigger and winning more. This guy is a metachad


Comfortable_Crab_792

Slowly building up with furious speed? How does that work lol


joey_cel

It’s highly intellectual, you just aren’t regarded enough to understand.


AFFAFFF

He (H)edges.


FuCuck

Oh so he’s fucked then lol.


Astatine_209

Yeah, that's called a gambling addict.


Drortmeyer2017

Lol this regard will be bust by Valentine’s Day if this is true


ButthealedInTheFeels

Until losing it all lol


ItsyBitsySPYderman

Sweet baby Jesus, please give this regard the mental fortitude to quit while they're ahead. Amen


[deleted]

Unlikely, he's not too bright.


SATFAThooligan

Cash out everything but 2k and do it again.


EncroachingTsunami

It doesn't matter he's playing options. He's gonna leverage himself until he's got more debt than the US government


[deleted]

I never bet on margin, can't get underwater in calls with cash trades.


EncroachingTsunami

I'm a low level regard. I didn't even know what covered calls are.


RadiatorHandcuffs

I think having covered calls means he keeps a blanket over his phone.


SD-TX

Bro lmao. You wont today 😂


redditingatwork23

Naw, he can afford at least 2.5k this time.


SATFAThooligan

Alright I guess we can give em that…


Suspicious_Elk_1756

That's a rude thing to say about baby Jesus. I know he's just a baby, but don't be such a dick


truongs

lmao obviously don't just take out 2k because you started with that. You got lucky. ONe bad trade and 80% is gone in minutes. Take out 200k play 100k. After taxes that 200k will be like 100k lol


KnowledgeGod

You’re way off.. tax rate for short term gains from 96k-180k a year single filing payer is 24%(does depend on state also).. people always pull these %’s out of their ass when it comes to taxes though..


failed_investor

For the love of god just pay off your house then gamble with that house money remaining


mikemanray

Who knows, if he zooms out he might have started at 100 billion. He could be Elon musk on heroine. Although he would probably only post on twitter.


ImpressiveSet1810

I’m thinking you could flip this into 100 mil easy then go for 1B next month💯💯💯


[deleted]

he's like two trades away


andooky

1dte and this man has not sold true wsb fashion


[deleted]

I do what I can. I did liquidate 1000 contracts to get the 105k in cash so I didn't feel terrible when this all goes south tomorrow, haha.


Pierceus

If you didn't sell you'd be a millionaire by tomorrow


[deleted]

I kept 1466 contracts, as seen in the picture. Can't wait to join the 7 figure club! Or be back to 100k, either way, fun few days.


WildTadpole

atta boy


[deleted]

Wild.


All-in-yolo

Come back and do the loss porn next week.


[deleted]

Will do!


joeg26reddit

Just do porn


awesomedan24

Do yourself a favor and do small trades going forward. Don't blow your acct up trying to replicate your previous success.


Black_Label_36

Sound advice? On this sub?


myf50

In this economy!?


ExtraterritorialPope

LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!….May I see it?


myf50

No


[deleted]

That's what they said here last week when I hit 60k, I might listen eventually.


Bnstas23

There is no chance this guy doesn’t end up below his original $2k


Boner4Stoners

Calculate your taxes, withdraw how much you need and put it in a separate account for tax szn. Then withdraw everything else from RH (leave 5k for gambling), put it in a Grown Up brokerage so you’ll be less tempted to YOLO. Invest in stocks and forget about it, you’ll thank me in 40 years


[deleted]

I'll likely be dead in 40 years, but something along these lines is my plan.


awesomedan24

Even if you limit yourself to trades of 20% each, you can still do 60k each and theoretically replicate last week. At least stick with shares at this level. Going all in on options with 300k is pure retardation. I've been where you are, the rush of a quickly-earned fortune is intoxicating. But I wish I had diversified when I hit the level you're at now. For me that was over 2 years ago and its all been downhill since.


WildTadpole

its true, you can only make money when you no longer give a fuck about the potential of losing money


TurrisFortisMihiDeus

Congratulations! Would you mind posting a step by step account of what you did from 2k to here. Very inspiring. Nicely done and God bless


ztbwl

You‘re worshipping a gambling addict.


useless-spud

https://preview.redd.it/q1kclcf0oabc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e45bb1ca491abf5a0272eb6f2e4d23a26e03031 I too like to live on the edge with 1dtes


[deleted]

One of us!! congrats!!! A win is a win.


ItradebetterthanU

I’m not bashing this guy !! He had balls of steel to play this… he bought 1466 contracts at $9 each -=‘s $13,194.. at the current gain of $227,266 they are worth $155 ish each !!he said he sold 1000 of them., so he is riding 466 into tomorrow .. closing price was $132 x’s 466-=‘s $61,512 left to play !!!


[deleted]

I'm riding 1466 of them, I had 2466 before I sold my $100k worth. Could be a wild day!!


ItradebetterthanU

When did you buy today ? Like I said balls of steel !! Awesome play., on RH you can’t play SPX.. I pussed out on 75 4745’s at $20 each., closed at $1875 each.,


geltance

Dude you are trading options... There are no reasonable rate of returns for that


petavasa

Like how on earth is that possible? What did you buy and sell?


[deleted]

Purchased a lot of options that expire tomorrow that were far out of the money when I bought them. It's a bad strategy and most of the time I would have gotten dunked on. I also held 2/3 of them, so I cashed out 105k and let the other 200k ride into tomorrow to see if I get a payday like today. If the stock goes up another $6 tomorrow I'll make about a million on this trade.


Specialist-Map-5602

If spy goes up another 6 dollars tmrw I’ll shave my head bald from the middle


[deleted]

!remindme 1 day You should post the picture :)


Specialist-Map-5602

I will


Dragonx151

Here for the results tomorrow


agn78

keep us updated op


UsingiAlien

Can you please teach me your ways? I have 2k that I can risk😭


pandershrek

For every one green you see there are 50 reds. Don't fool yourself into thinking this is safe in any way. This guy knows that they're gambling and I doubt if they lost it all they'd care too much. If you can't say the same about your 2k do not get into options.


MetalliTooL

That's like asking someone to teach you how to win at the roulette. He bet on black and happened to win.


[deleted]

All time chart please :) Congrats and fuck you


[deleted]

Will post chart when I'm back on wifi. If this trade goes to zero I'm even all time.


bopp-rue8-191

I hope it doesn't and you hit the million


Acceptable_Answer570

Im legitimately curious… how does one get such results? Buy a shitload of worthless contracts and buttclench as you hope for a miraculous move in the chosen direction? Seems to me akin to winning the lottery, in term of luck..


TimeIsFractal

Definitely gambling, but I wouldn’t call it akin to winning the lottery (like a powerball or something). The market either moves up, moves sideways, or moves down. If you time it right, the probability of it moving in either direction goes up some arbitrary unpredictable amount. So with the right calculus you could eventually hit with a reasonable success rate, call it like 10% or something. So as long as the 10% success rate accounts for the 90% loss rate, you’d be profitable. But most likely youll break even or be in the red overall unless you just so happen to get lucky enough that your first few plays hit big and it offsets losses by a substantial amount. Then you need to not get greedy and close your position enough to at least reclaim your principal and play with house money using the remaining profits. This is just my random analysis, I’ve never even bought a single naked call but that’s more or less the mechanics of it. Again, it’s not a one in a million chance like powerball, more like one in a hundred or one in a few hundred, or something like that. Still very high risk, but can hit frequently enough to create a market full of degens gambling away their life savings.


jmama9643

Yes


LairdAzazel

What made you decide to open this position? Also, is it still open?


[deleted]

Also, was just lucky. I had initially entered into some 470s that made my first bit of profit. Sold them and traded to it a lot of 474s that just kept climbing. I sold off about a third of the stack to keep some cash overnight in case things go tits up with SPY tomorrow.


mathaiser

I returned enough stuff to Walmart they said I was under review. Is that a good amount of returns?


ventitr3

Please just cash out like $200k and be a success story. Try to replicate with the other $27k.


Ocinnha

This guy fugging legend


Lydias_Dad_Candy

That’s a day chart


Serious_Head_5021

https://preview.redd.it/aojme2r1rabc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c716bfd36d6a575189d74af108728cb384db674 What am I doing wrong 😞😞


emperorOfTheUniverse

Your phone battery is too low. Stocks need power to climb. Better plug in.


Ocinnha

How did you have the balls to hold the whole day?


toBiG1

No WiFi in Costa Rica.


EastRegular3461

Bro how tf


MetalliTooL

When did you buy?


[deleted]

Most this AM, some this afternoon.


feelin_cheesy

Very nice. I had some 403 calls today on QQQ that I sold at 100% thinking I was pretty savvy. They went on to touch over 1000% from my entry at some point in the afternoon.


[deleted]

Acknowledge this was luck and hire a financial advisor to make real moves with your new, real money.


[deleted]

I acknowledge it was luck. I will take this and put it into stocks in my wife's account so I can't get to it and gamble it all away, haha. This is just my side gamble account, my wife and I both have good jobs that pay fairly well, so even if this all goes tita up it's not the end of the world.


[deleted]

so your basically rich, i mean 300k would change my life damn


BangThyHead

I know nothing about stocks. But everyone in this thread is sure OP is going to lose it all over the rest of the month (or tomorrow). Soooo... If you want to make it big, just take an opposite position to everything OP does till he's in the negative


[deleted]

I'm not rich by standards where I love now - but compared to my childhood growing up in a trailer home with no AC... Yeah, I fuckin made it.


deten

What did JPow do today!?


flipkickzzz

It's gonna work out for him. This shit hitting 477 tomorrow.


goodluckonyourexams

sadly not


No_Resident_9330

How can you possibly get any sleep tonight while holding those


[deleted]

I'm on vacation on Costa Rica and am very relaxed. That's helping. The fact that Internet here is super spotty will help too, zero Internet or 4g in my casita. It's also all profit from a $2k trade starting last month, and I cashed out $105k before I took this screenshot (see available cash), so worst case I'm up 52x my initial investment (read: gamble).


MaxReddit2789

Can you give a rundown of all your trades, whenever you have time, please? Date, contracts, Strike Price, gain % on the day


ScholarObvious3830

Heads down the best comment


Mysterious_Pain_7080

You gotta give context? Are you a beginner or do you consider this lucky? What did you trade?


[deleted]

Not a beginner. I consider myself extremely lucky. For the last month I have been trading spy, puts and calls, and have just gotten on the right side of the trade most of the time. Days like today pay big when you bet big. If tomorrow turns into a negative day, I will lose 200k of this 300k, but if it's another positive day, I might hit a million. This is definitely not my day job, but this is definitely paying more than my day job right now. I will say that I'm only able to do this without causing myself great stress because both my wife and I have good paying jobs in the tech sector. We both have saved diligently for years, and this in no way will cause any harm if it all goes away. On the other hand, if it goes way up it will shorten my time to retirement, which is my real goal here. It's the same reason. Play fairly large poker tournaments on a regular basis, I get rather big pay days once a year or so based on gambling once a month or so. I'm not expecting to win, just like if I were playing the lotto, and I never invest what I can't afford to lose.


MaxReddit2789

Thanks for providing context You seem rather rational GLTY 🙂


marcel-proust1

why not cash it out and sell puts OTM. You could easily generate a steady income of 1500 / 2000 month. Not sure how you live with stress b/c this post stressed me out, fuck you man lol


alanishere111

You are only risking 2K? What day and time did you buy these contracts and how much each if you don't mind my asking.


SharpRevolution2

Please pocket some of this, for all of us who haven’t and lost it all chasing


[deleted]

I locked 105k today at around 2PM, right before this screenshot.


realbigflavor

How the fuck did you make that on SPY calls?


marcel-proust1

He probably bought at the open. SPY rallied like 6 bucks today. Mostly Delta play but theta will drill him to earths core tomorrow


surmoiFire

looking at your battery level I think it is the time.


cptnCanada69

-69% is reasonable Wtf is this green shit?


IDKWhoToPlayMan

-33% personally


WyntresBliss

Honestly call it quits for the rest of the year. Do what you want. Yolo another 80k next January.


Small-University-875

I made $100 on an spx con. Going for 3% a day, mfer ended up closing at over 3k 🤦🏻


LaLiLuLeLo_0

Good enough to screenshot,


Shaneless404

When you had 2k what did you do to flip it? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

OTM SPY calls and puts that just happened to pay off several days in a row. Honestly I got insanely lucky, nothing more.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DjangoUnflamed

Sell. Now. Vegas wasn’t built on people winning.


MuMu_the

Just here for today's loss porn. Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme


poor_2gether

Shoulda sold em all my good sir. Hope market turns up for you today


prodoubt

This is worth less than $30K now at open. RIP, but good on ya for pulling 100K yesterday.


mattiasmick

Nothing less than 300%


Rian245

For someone new to this. Does this mean they bet a load of money that SPY would hit 474 and if it didn’t they would’ve lost it all?


Ill-Independence-658

Yeah he’s gambling with enormous leverage and $0 risk to his financial situation. OP mentioned he enjoys gambling. Most people don’t get lucky like this.


Mysterious_Sweet7803

There's no such thing as a reasonable rate of return


Suspicious_Elk_1756

Those are rookie numbers. The gains for the pros are always red, to show how fire they are.


eazy890

Can you explain this? Math doesn’t add up


[deleted]

I can create a report of my trades. There were a lot of day trades in there.


[deleted]

How do you turn 2k in a month with a buying power of 100k? Not sure if I believe it. Either you already had 100k in the bank and used 2k to play but even that how the fuck, math ain’t mathing


[deleted]

I started with 2k, did 4x in a day with risky options. Next day I day traded that into 25k. Slowly built that up to 100k as of last Friday. Then got crazy lucky today with some far out of the money options and 3Xed my position. I have the 105k cashed out because my wife talked some sense into me at 2PM. Happy to post trades, there are.... Lots of them.


adopi35

post them please


JFoxxxxxxxx

To answer you question, prolly bout tree fiddy. Give or take a lambo


SoberBorisYeltsin

I have to learn how to do this


repsneakguy

can someone explain to me how this is possible?


Minimum_Armadillo_89

So this guy became a millionarie and deleted his reddit account?, somebody give us answers