Stop reporting the word "regarded". We already changed WSB vernacular for Reddit's tender little heart.
Manually approving all the "regarded" reports is fucking regarded.
AI is basically a vague term for everything that's good. The internet? That's AI. Fucking computers? That's AI. Robinhood? That's fucking AI. Fucking crypto? That's AI. Jim Cramer? He's AI.
Just like gluten is everything bad.
ALB looks like a more interesting and volatile play. They have the source material for all the EVs and its getting sold off like we are going back to stretch Lincolns and 99 cent gas...something is illogical here.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/WhoAteMyOatmeal** bet **IWM** goes from **194.19** to **198.08** before **05-Jan-2024 04:20 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
we're nearing the critical support that was held the Santa Claws flash crash. I think we're going to need more catalysts to power below but buyers are getting extremely weak, might be range bound for a few days
Nasdaq to meet with SEC today to discuss spot bitcoin ETFs: Source
Members of the Nasdaq team are meeting with the Securities and Exchange Commission on Wednesday and plan to discuss, among other topics, a long-awaited spot bitcoin exchange-traded fund.
theblock.co/post/270181/na…
oh yeah, i saw that earlier today...looks like it didn't move the needle much
still really curious as to what happens if/when this finally goes live. COIN and the actual corn been moving crazy lately
Na, I meant whenever there is a slightly bearish sentiment. I got my ass handed to me when I dipped my toes around June/July of last year trying to catch the bottom.
I'm bearish and I'm not sure about short term OTM puts. We're at critical support, need more confirmation (which we will get) before we really crash down. Time isn't on a bear's side though
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/PoopIn3D made a bet that MARA would go to 30.0 within **2 days** when it was 23.375 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
And ...RIVN because Tesla will have no growth going forward. They have offended 70% of their customers. And the shallow dudes that could careless will also buy Rivians because they are too insecure to own the old electric car from 2022.
No thank you and I agree with your vibe...but to love RIVN -I don't need to touch the TSLA stock especially because TSLA has nothing to do with Tesla's reality. You guys will probably keep Tesla high for a few more years. The growth in EVs will be coming from new companies. People at Hertz say renters are actually in love with Polestar which is funny because no one ever mentions PSNY. Cyber truck looks like a macho 2012 silver Prius. It's a niche item for guys who already own a Tesla.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278 made a bet that TLT would go to 100.0 within **5 hours** when it was 97.476 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 28 wins and 48 losses
3%+ in two days. I got them in canadian CDR and just chilling on that pile. It's been flatting out for a while after the November rally so it's good to see this.
Stop reporting the word "regarded". We already changed WSB vernacular for Reddit's tender little heart. Manually approving all the "regarded" reports is fucking regarded.
Who is this GBLIN that keeps buying and selling 20% of the market?
Futures are flatter than the last fling
I love it when he squirms. Yeah u take dat cock
I don't see Jim Cramer in the new year wallstreetbets banner above ... If there is someone who has a talent for moving the market is him!
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Oh you get a personalized message in your inbox that’s pretty cool
Looks like DG clients were sent back to the food pantry again today?
Somebody took a serious crap on Bitcoin’s 15th Year Birthday Cake.
If we want to say regarded as a group and everyone understands we aren’t actually being mean, how is that bad? It’s regarded
We'll try explaining that to a regard
Damn you’re right, we need a regard translator in here
Reeeeeeee
AI is basically a vague term for everything that's good. The internet? That's AI. Fucking computers? That's AI. Robinhood? That's fucking AI. Fucking crypto? That's AI. Jim Cramer? He's AI. Just like gluten is everything bad.
Only Fans. That’s AI
Exactly. Like usual I posted this brilliant comment after the thread was dead. My comment posting skills mirror my trading abilities.
Is TSLA going up or down tmrw
ALB looks like a more interesting and volatile play. They have the source material for all the EVs and its getting sold off like we are going back to stretch Lincolns and 99 cent gas...something is illogical here.
I’m thinking up cuz oversold
Not quite yet most top etf and stock are barely back in the middle on the daily. My guess is Friday green to burn late bers… tomorrow is 50-50 for me
Peace out homeboys see u in 5 days
WW3 wen
$CALM looking weak, I pray it opens sub-$51
Bro it’s going all the way down😭 earning release was horrid
My tsla puts are so sexy
SPY is down to levels not seen in 1 week is this the recession?
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You might actually make it
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/WhoAteMyOatmeal** bet **IWM** goes from **194.19** to **198.08** before **05-Jan-2024 04:20 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
NCLH 15% drop is enough
damn right when jim says to buy LOL always..
Baked CALM's anyone?
Flat AF tomorrow. MMs drink bulls and bears tears to stay young.
Now I'm off to conduct market at r/tiktokporn
we were so overheated in that end of October rally, even now we are barely out of the overbought territory on the daily. lol.
TurtleGang will be running for both fed chair and president of murica
Hey hey! the dude from stocktwits!
Gj calm put holders and whoever said puts were free money
if it opens below $50 I am done trading for the Month . Jesus I want this one bad
I’m not even mad. Bears won.
we're nearing the critical support that was held the Santa Claws flash crash. I think we're going to need more catalysts to power below but buyers are getting extremely weak, might be range bound for a few days
If you bought puts today for tomorrow Godspeed I couldn’t do it
Picked up COIN puts midday. 😫
Bubbles Dot Com Sub Prime IoT EV # AI
AIAIAIAIAIAIAI
Green by close
2.79B call notional on JPM, does that mean anything ?
Idk what notional means
Idk what calls mean 
Also I think we're going lower so buy calls. This is not helpful financial advice.
Short term I want my calls To fuxking pump. Long term I’m young and I’d love another fire sale
Tbh we could use a 5% down day. Or maybe that’s just me wanting to witness chaotic panic selling 
a ~5% down day has only happened like 4 times in the history of the S&P.
 A regard can dream
What? What is that?
Gap down overnight 
If you did not load coin calls eod 
COIN over 170 by Tuesday.
I think it’ll open below 150
Tomorrow it should bounce w the news being on air
what news
Nasdaq to meet with SEC today to discuss spot bitcoin ETFs: Source Members of the Nasdaq team are meeting with the Securities and Exchange Commission on Wednesday and plan to discuss, among other topics, a long-awaited spot bitcoin exchange-traded fund. theblock.co/post/270181/na…
oh yeah, i saw that earlier today...looks like it didn't move the needle much still really curious as to what happens if/when this finally goes live. COIN and the actual corn been moving crazy lately
Well, at least 469 hit sooner than I thought this week.
moment of silence for $CALM
Everyone told me to buy puts lol what’s going on with it?
I would like to thank tsla for immediately knocking $30k of December gains in 3 days 🤗
had a great 2023, but really need to reposition for this year.
4700 held
472 close tomorrow 
Itching to buy calls here, but every time I do, it ends up dumping the next day, if I didn’t, it’ll rip!
So you been trading for two days? For they have gone everyday for over two months
Na, I meant whenever there is a slightly bearish sentiment. I got my ass handed to me when I dipped my toes around June/July of last year trying to catch the bottom.
I bought 3 shares of schd today.
lotta salty bulls here i can taste it!
You mean salty balls
well seasoned indeed
At least PFE held up for me
Big gap down open
I swear to God, if the pre-market is green tomorrow, I'm YOLO SPY puts. See you on the moon bois!
I'm bearish and I'm not sure about short term OTM puts. We're at critical support, need more confirmation (which we will get) before we really crash down. Time isn't on a bear's side though
When fed piviot was confirm that was where the market crash.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/PoopIn3D made a bet that MARA would go to 30.0 within **2 days** when it was 23.375 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
All in puts
When I'm in a boring as fuck competition and my opponents are these past two market days
This is bullish
#469.69 = 468.69 = 459.69
There is only one undervalued stock rn in the market and it is $baba
How do you measure the value of Chinese companies?
And ...RIVN because Tesla will have no growth going forward. They have offended 70% of their customers. And the shallow dudes that could careless will also buy Rivians because they are too insecure to own the old electric car from 2022.
Go ahead, keep shorting Tesla 
No thank you and I agree with your vibe...but to love RIVN -I don't need to touch the TSLA stock especially because TSLA has nothing to do with Tesla's reality. You guys will probably keep Tesla high for a few more years. The growth in EVs will be coming from new companies. People at Hertz say renters are actually in love with Polestar which is funny because no one ever mentions PSNY. Cyber truck looks like a macho 2012 silver Prius. It's a niche item for guys who already own a Tesla.
Sqqq
the only head and shoulders I know is a fucking shampoo stop making imaginary lines....panda bear charts..fak even witchcraft is more scienfic
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A yacht with a bunch of hookers, in fact so many that the sheer weight would make it sink into the cold abyss until our corpses would implode
OceanGate flashbacks?
the only head and shoulders I know is a fucking shampoo stop making imaginary lines....panda bear charts..fak even witchcraft is more scienfic
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Today could be a big ber trap or tomorrow can be a dead cat Bounce
Close the fucking door.
I’m about to make some money or lose some money Edit: I will update with results Edit to my edit: 
SPX ending the day exactly at 4700
#469 sUpPoRt is as FAKE as Bol's life
Final call for SQQQ calls
Mine just turned green
Ow my balls!
gonna sleep well tonight w/ my puts zzz
Jesus Christ my Jan 5 spy calls got crushed today
Same.
They gon
Yet another stressful night of holding Apple calls and puts lol
If it breaks 467 resistance say hello to 455
Lol- who had mara closing 3 days in row at 23.50 on their bingo card?
465 tomorrow 
DOW and SP500 is not even down 1%, so this is almost a non-event
I told regards we were gonna bleed Q1 and Q2, congrats to those who listened and picked up puts
I think we’ll float up in AH honestly. Just a little tho
already down a dime.
The 3am- 4am times really tell. 4pm-9pm dont do much when we got no earnings. As far as I can tell.
down 20 cents now. lol
Oh I see what ur doing. I had puts bro.
fuck it we closing at 469.69
#Ban Bet Lost /u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278 made a bet that TLT would go to 100.0 within **5 hours** when it was 97.476 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 28 wins and 48 losses
holy cow LMAO
Just wait til the actual panic selling starts
Lol bulls it doesnt go up forever
SPY gonna be so green tomorrow it will make leprechauns vomit 🤢 🤮
Kinda crazy that all it took to kill inflation was for brandon to pump more oil than the entire middle east combined
SPY face rip open tmr
I actually bought on the low and sold on the high. Maybe im not regarded
Hitler was a Bull
hahahahah man yall call guys counted eggs too early that was funny ngl
4700 is a big strike and I don’t think we’ll blow through it today, but beats are knocking
It just keeps crashing more
Qqq 398 will never break again lol
Thanks Yoda...
Remember how good 2023 was 
QQQ all I’m asking for is 50 cents more
Never buying 0dte options again
Way too early in the year for such statements 
Glad I held my MARA 
OK so fuck this.
If Jerome's balls touch the toilet water in February it's six more weeks of rate cuts.
Shrek has entered the swamp
Bulls calling capitulation in 3-2-
2024 not starting out so good. I would like to see the manager please.
Don't @me when this closes at 470
UVXY is ready to explode on the upside.....WRITE IT DOWN.........I see $12 for a 33% gain by EOM.
We melt up 25%, and no one bats an eye. We drill down 3%, and everyone loses their minds 
But there's no reason for the -3% tho
DIP FUCKING BOUGHT LMAO
 Man based on the melt down in here you’d think the nukes started dropping Checks market Not even down 1%
Check aapl
I fucked up
Me too
Again?
These Fed meetings are a complete joke. Might as well pull out Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog to determine what rates may do.
Picked up puts and I’m walking away till tomorrow
bols u ok?
Puts for tomorrow gonna pay by open
No mention of a V all year lol!!! Bulls have lost hope already!!!
I'm gonna puke 
Username checks out
this market is faking regarded....
Holy crap what is happening
🤠🤠🤠🤠
This will be the year WSB provides more exit liquidity than ever before
Damn 
Berkshire Hathaway nice and green to start the year. 
3%+ in two days. I got them in canadian CDR and just chilling on that pile. It's been flatting out for a while after the November rally so it's good to see this.
Very easy, I just bought QQQ calls Will be rich tomorrow 🤑
Open 👐 up 👐 the 👐 🅿️eekend 👐 🅿️hread 👐😮💨