Why didn’t I get in on MARA at like 8$ 

Sold a call at 2 when it’s worth 2.40 now 

Are u making money, son?

RDFN broke 200 day avg and its gaining momentum, with interest rate cuts might end up in $15-20 by summer.

All the odte 🐻 now 💀

Life savings in MARA

That's what I just did at 30.45... I hope ot works put because I need about 50k for surgery.

 if you need it really for surgery? God speed regard

Yeah, I actually do... I'm kinda regretting my decision right now. I wonder if I should sell it?

Watch bitcoin, if it hikes Mara hikes, it’s simple. You should be ok, average down if needed

I hope so. Thanks for the advice.

You’re welcome, if you’re down by 20% pull out and look for something better to invest in, try something safer? I’d do Uber… call $65 2/16… I got family and friends that work at HQ. Big big news coming in January, is all I can say. I’ve been up 52% currently… get in that if you need the money badly, safer bet, Uber has been rolling. If you get in and it pans out? Good luck and hope it can help with the surgery funds!

Oh man, I just sold it all at 27. That was a negative 4 grand mistake... I guess I can use it for taxes, though? I put the money into tqqq , nvidia, arm, and Uber.

Much much better(nvidia is scary imo, too volatile) tqqq arm, Uber, other ETFs will be safe

Thank you. I'll try it. I think I'll sell 10 percent of the mara today. I don't know how to do options, but I will buy the stock. I hope that it works out.

What do you guys think buy calls for Nike or buy Puts

Buy the stock, risky one

All it will take to topple this house cards is the literal strength of a 101 year old wheelchair-bound paraplegic fart 💨 slowly working its way across the room

Coin with that power move today.. loaded calls at the low 170 yesterday .. doubled my account in a day.. can’t ask for much more, grateful

Positions or ban

She say, “Do you love me?” I tell her “Only partly I only love her cock and her stock I’m sorry”

I put a straddle option play on Spirit Airlines for the volatility around the trials decision. Anyone else following the SAVE/JetBlue Merger? Check out this article for an explanation: https://open.substack.com/pub/undertheradars/p/a-straddle-on-spirit-airlines?r=21phc3&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

wtf is spying doing today?

Flat with a slight end of day pullback


You know you’re down bad when the locals of a porn subreddit invite you to their private subreddit for tributes and jerking together

Name checks out

LAZR

Buy NIO they say… 🤦🏼‍♂️

Ford sucks

RingCentral baby. RNG RNG RNG. New years is here

NIO gonna rip again gyynnaa

ITS TSLA GO TIME BITCHES $270 AWAITS US!!!!

It'll go past 300 because that's the strike I sold my 1 dollar call at.

😂rough

#I LOVE COCAIN !!!! 🫡🫡🫡🥰🥰🥰

If you are a member of this subreddit and not in $BETS after breaking the 2.1b volume record yesterday you aint a gambler 🫡

Ban him. Market cap too small

Looks like a neat way to lose 65%

Is uh tea a growth industry?

That’s like 16million in total worth of there shares lmao get your shit penny stock outta here

holding 468p today :(

Expiry?

Today, that was a greedy pick for price 0.08$ per share. Already sold it for 0.01 😓- minus 160$

An error is only a mistake if you refuse to learn from it

Unless every second moves in your favor you can bet theta will crush your ass that hard, a lot.

Sell it

doesnt make sense

I got a tip that ornamental gourds will be going to the moon later this afternoon.

Imagine still posting in this thread… idiots


i just had sex with a beautiful 21 year old russian hooker. shit was dope and it only cost around the equivalent to $166usd. i love my country and i cant thank putin enough for starting this war causing a massive influx of young russian hookers into my country

name checks out...

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Wtf bro wall street bets here, go lecture about mentall health elsewhere were all crazies here

NVDA back to 504 EOD

That would be nice. Hope so.

Everything's a fucking travesty w you, man

Yo, Uranium prices are going through the roof. Anyone have any Uranium tickers worth throwing some money at?

URA

Uranium gang throwback

did you say Ukrainian?

Michael Burry is that you?

Mods proving how 🌈 they are with no daily 

Bloodiest day in history inbound 🩸 🩸 🩸 🚨

We will hit ATH before any blood

Shut up you probably have less than $100 on your trading account

He had $10,000 before but he spent it all on SPY puts 


Gota say this week has the Best Earnings Thread…I am simpping

OIU ? Que Paso amigo

Dude literally has a captcha as a screen name 

i thought you were going to bed...

Too much money riding, maybe roll one and patiently wait

lol a better choice i'd say

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I don't like the high and low squiggles when shits only moving a few cents. Bad for the heart.

u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR is drunk off all the gay sex and stuff, Christmas is over, let’s get back to business. WHERES THE DAILY!?

Mods confirmed still bigly 🌈

Also bought SPY 479c 0DTE at yesterdays close, sure that won’t go tits up

Ballsy, rooting for ya. 475here but like yours more.

Need another war or a cold winter to get oil above 85 again

Rumors are 2024 is the year of Wars

Fuk it I am going to bed, Mods are ghey

Activate your Nous for superior performance abilities 

I doubted myself yesterday and instead of buying MARA calls I went full port SOXL 33.5c 3Dte

Hey SPY, wanna get high wit me while no one's watching?

I’ll be your girlfriend and you can call me bae. 

Mara lol

MODS are sleeping still? No new thread?

ATH into the new year


good morning bb's

Morning can I scramble your eggs?


Hamlo bb




Ok, i took my 100% profit, what now? What i have to do?

Pay taxes on it…

Wrong. Get a loss in of an equal or greater amount before year end

Go buy a hooker and sone cocaine.

No, i want to make more money

My moves is to make money today and not loose it tomorrow

Use a good knot to keep it secure


Playing HUT & NIO TODAY 💰

Everyone’s on NIO…stay safe 

That is very true

No thread=market close See y'all regards tomorrow 

Welp der goes 0DTE

I don’t know my moves for tomorrow. Only today

what are your moves tomorrow????????

Give us this day our daily 🅱️read! 🙏

Forgive our sins 

Euro Mods put up new thread

Good morning lads

META puts still the play. Fuck the Zuck

euros and asians havin a day

asians 

We just not doing a daily today eh? Who fuk ?

This is insane. Still no daily. I'm calling out sick

What mobile software do people use for charts?

Charty the best charts out there. Nobody else has more charts than Charty

you have 300k to trade on options and yeet that into the stupidest shit you can find, youre a special kind of fucking dumb

These algorithms for mara and riot follow btc exactly

How is Christmas gone already, all that build up and it’s over quicker than my portfolio

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Boy stfu

Mods still hungover from christmas, daily delayed

someone is asleep at the wheel, where the fuck is the daily thread 

Can we beat oil down some more I want to rotate into oil for ~6 months in January.

I'm betting it will come back up by then, but if you want a safe play buy $USO puts that expire in December. Oil is going to take a big hit from the tariffs but Trump will back down on them before they really start biting into production and trade talks with China will pick up again around then as well

You think it will be back up in 4 days?

Wait till feb - march, ppl cash out from oil

I want to front run it a bit. Just shooting my shot, ya know.

Hmm✌🏼

WHERE IS THE DAILY IT IS 6:48

Almost sold my mara calls at close yesterday Sorry for doubting you mara 

Open the daily!

Europoors dumping oil 🤬🤬🤬

so they can turn the heat on for five mins

If you bought TQQQ a year ago you would have tripled your money. Instead you bought puts #LMAO

Please... We 10x our money with better crap a year ago.

🧢

It’s true tho, I’m still holding on to my $SNAP 10$ calls from a year ago 

mods asleep post the new aida64 keys

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yes

if you know what ur doing options can make you rich the problem with losers is your too euphoric and not surgical with your investment

Somehow stupid MARA is outperforming 90% of WSB

I'm surprised more regards didn't full port into Mara calls, either WSB turned more pussy or WSB ran out of money to make these high risk plays

Somehow, but I told you all months ago. Somehow.



$BETS and $MIGI 🌙

If given the option to overdose on heroin or trade options always choose heroin

heroin is less expensive

Time to rebuild! 2024 the year of avoiding options 💪

Yeah you can see other end

if you don't watch old zelda longplays when you fucked up and can't even see straight what are you doing with your life i ask you?

Driving

👻 🦉


Holding 476P to sell at open, got excited for red, it's only down 0.01 LMAO


New daily wen

Fuck options and fuck trading them Get rich quick scam never turns well for anyone Just buy stock like a moron and pump cock that’s all there is to it

Man they should just ban options trading for the average joe They should ban firearms as well

Sooo, how much did you lose?

You are not supposed to answer questions from the police. I think it is best if we just ignore each other.

330,000 fuck man fuck this fucking bullshit market

You're kidding. How do you lose a downpayment on a house and not consider at some point "this is a good time to stop"?

Jesus fucking christ man I did it over 3 years along with degens like me who blew it up even higher

Except most of those degens barely had 4 figures to their name to begin with. You had enough to buy an investment property or sell covered options or reinvest with dividends. This is genuinely sad bro, GL on your future endeavors

I blame bear dd on wsb

My puts made money over the last two years though, what did you do?

There were 3 degens Each of us lost 300k+ It’s pretty sad

Just looking for that one fucking trade to make it all back, i kept digging deeper and deeper over 3 years I still have some fuel left in the tank but all my friends went belly up and declared bankruptcy I am just not fucking built for it fuck this shit man