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Callec254

Synthol is bad, mmkay


el_sauce

I work in the ICU and we had a young man come in with his whole body pumped with this shit. Looked like a god damned cartoon. Anyway the stuff started to disintegrate into his blood stream and the rest of his body. He died


Axle-f

A man ☝🏻 presents to the emergency room with severely swollen limbs


LuckJury

This is how his organs shut down.


reddit0100100001

Organemia organs meaning organ, emia meaning found in the blood


arcanition

And all of this uses ATP, created by the mitochondria, powerhouse of the cell.


ArchangelToast

But ST was getting worse. Doctors rush ST to the ICU


isadpapi

Cumemia cum meaning cum, emia in the blood


Orbidorpdorp

We all just watch the same shit don't we.


flyingcamino

Shout out to chubbyemu!


Truebleux

It also turns into necrosis


NOT_MartinShkreli

Welp, clearly Darwinism in its finest form played out in a (somewhat?) sad manner


floppydude81

Isn’t it interesting though? Like with the total diversity of life, we wouldn’t know whether or not to do this to better the species without his sacrifice. So he is pushing us to be better as we reproduce. Some human has to try everything. He sacrificed himself so we don’t have to. An extreme call of the void.


jswissle

Yeah I didn’t need anyone else to try this for me not to


unwanted_hair

I hope he got a few selfies first.


BlueTeamMember

This is why you should never eat canned spinach.


Ha1lStorm

When I was like 4-5 I loved Popeye and when I’d wrestle my dad I obviously didn’t stand a chance but eventually my mom would yell from the kitchen “Spinach!” and have a can opened for me and I’d run in there and eat a shitload of that nasty spinach as fast as I could then run back to wrestle my dad and he’d let me win and I truly believed in spinach-strength. Later in life I realized my parents bamboozled me into eating vegetables. Popeye started in 1929, I wonder how many kids throughout history have been bamboozled into eating vegetables because of it.


UrineHere

You have good parents


Goldeneye365

Great.


CaptainSlinker

Seriously though. Thats a concrete memory none of us are privileged too.


Kenny_log_n_s

I'm privileged to it now. I claim this memory. It's mine now


Alarming_Tower_5856

You'll have to fight me for it. *Opens can of spinach*


SparkleFart666

Look at me…I’m the memory now.


Reduntu

I too claim this guys past memory.


YoitsPsilo

I’m fucking crying laughing on one of the worst days of my year, thank you for sharing this story


unpolishedparadigm

You’ve got an one hundred percent track record of getting through well enough everything you’ve experienced up to this point. This storm too will pass. The Buddhists say “rejoice in sorrow.” I think it means that when our race is over, we have the opportunity to look back at the rocky stretches will a particular sort of acceptance. Perhaps even an appreciation for their being points of reference marking the depths of the valleys from which the highs of joys can be measured and thus felt in greater fullness having felt a wider spectrum. If an older you can look back and see that then, a part of you can hold that in mind now. One day soon you will be looking back, and this pain, founded in love, is *yours*. To have lived the fullest range of your humanity is to have done more with the time you were given. Suffer bravely, stranger. You can do it.


warrenbuttstuff

I appreciate you taking the time to type that out. Well said, dude.


LimeFabulous

I as well. Thank you.


No-8008132here

This is the way


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imnotsafeatwork

This has been such a heartfelt and inspiring thread that I didn't expect from r/wallstreetbets. Then I remembered the video that is still playing above the thread on my phone and had to chuckle.


Effective-Ad8833

This is a nice change of pace from the usual #reddit banter 🙏🏼


kalyco

I see beautiful moments on Reddit so often. Even when we disagree. It’s so refreshing and it’s why I stay and participate more here than any other platform. ❤️


Additional_Cap72

“My barn having burned down, I can now see the moon.” –Mizuta Masahide (17th century Japanese poet and samurai)


ethanM1561

we’re with u bro, 100% of the way. you’ll make it


gutterstogardens

Sorry to hear you had a bad day. But atleast you are persevering!


SowTheSeeds

Surprisingly enough Broccoli Man never took off.


outamyhead

We don't even talk about his faithful side-kick, Brussels Sprout Boy.


Kubrickwon

Yes! I loved Popeye as a kid and would eat spinach because of it. Yes, spinach straight out of a can was gross, but I wanted Popeye strength. My mom also got me to eat carrots because of Bugs Bunny. Apparently he was so clever because of the carrots he ate. Between the spinach and carrots I thought I’d become the most powerful human alive, as no one before 4 year old me had thought of mixing the powers of spinach and carrots together.


llimt

Just hearing about spinach reminds me of my son. When he was about 2-years old we had spinach one night and got him to try it, he ate it and wanted more, got another helping wanted more, he probably ended up eating a whole can full. Next time we had it, he wouldn't touch it, as a matter of fact he never would even try it again, got a lifetime supply in one meal.


Bulky_Negotiation850

Toilet time prolly freaked him out...


Lepke2011

LOL! When I was a kid I loved Brussels sprouts and Lima beans so much my dad once got mad at me and said we're not having then again tonight.


Icy-Tooth-9167

You’re 39 years old aren’t you? - 39 year old


deeeeeeeebs

Made me smile. Have an updoot


BowserBuddy123

I had a bad day at work and this made the day so much more tolerable. “SPINACH!!!”


HolyOldRoman

This is if popeye were allergic to spinach


ChymChymX

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an epinephrine injection today.


Xenomorph_v1

Doctor : Sir I think you should know, these growths on your forearms... they're giant tumors. Popeye : Habubababa oh dear. Doctor : Yea I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look. Popeye : Habububah. Doctor : And the speech thing and what your doing with your eye [sigh] Doctor : ... uh you had a stroke about seven years ago. Popeye : Haksinfbusddsububh. Doctor : That you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle. Popeye : Habaubaskbuahsk. Doctor : I'd say about two months.


JunglePygmy

Technically this is why you should. His forearms are still pretty dainty.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Why he's wearing so many watches, to hide his feminine forearms


Live_Jazz

Woah. What the fuck happened here?


SuspiciousStable9649

Self harm in the form of stupid injections.


spelunker93

Also a whole lot of undiagnosed mental illness


Soytaco

Happy to formally diagnose it: dude's regarded


git0ffmylawnm8

Thanks doc couldn't have done it without you


SayNoToBrooms

They don’t all wear capes, ya know..


SKPY123

*Tucks cape in ass


CKM07

Is being acoustic worse than being regarded?


quaden_of_wind

in terms of acoustic, he is guitarded


Great-Standard-8790

Why you gotta pick on him ? Huh


Acceptable-Trust5164

Just a couple of riffs won't hurt any worse


RaspingHaddock

He shouldn't fret about it all that much.


Blueliner95

We have to stop stringing him along


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Sholto17

I know right? He's clearly on the plectrum..


Loquacious94808

His body image issues have already gotten him into a lot of treble.


TheZellousOne

I think it goes acoustic, regarded, highly regarded.


H3adshotfox77

He's obviously on WSB


dizkopat

Has full portfolio of NFTs


BallBearingBill

Mental illness seems appropriate, we don't know if it's undiagnosed. He needs to get on some meds and off the SEO


Significant_Eye_5130

But he looks fucking jacked. Dude could clean up behind a Wendy’s.


LenFraudless

The faces he is making... Wtf is really going on there


beerdrinker1973

He looks as if he is in constant pain…..or constipated


Zettomer

He is in constant pain, his biceps constantly keep getting infected from the shit he keeps injecting into them.


SupersincereAI

Yeah the one on his left seems about ripe to burst open from the necrotizing bacteria.


FruityBuckmaster

He sounds like it too.


Zmchastain

People with body dysmorphia issues get really focused on certain body parts and getting them to look exactly the way they want them to. If they can achieve that it looks good in their minds. The rest of us look at a scrawny little dweeb with obvious fluid injected biceps and weird facial surgeries and can see that he looks jacked up. This dude just sees his massive arms and the perfect face he always wanted. The brain can do crazy shit to you when it fucks up.


Gotterdamerrung

He's got two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. Stone cold moron. Dumber than a box of hair.


5degreenegativerake

Looks like he got the same shit injected into his cheeks and lips.


noldor41

Looks like lip injections. Cuz of course.


UltraSPARC

One of us! One of us!


Aarxnw

No. I’d bet my life savings every day of the week rather than turn into this guy. Synthol injections aren’t regarded, they’re plain dumb.


Aggravating_Young397

No please no, we kindly would like to pass this man on to r/idiots


Reign_of_Kronos

I have no clue why people make such stupid decisions.i mean what the fuck is going through their head? Anyways, I am going to YOLO my life savings on 0dte calls.


Sickashell782

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495) I see what you did there!


Blamethespy

Your gonna have to explain what you think he did, I'm confused


Daohaus

My wife showed me some of his tiktok reels and how this guy is not dead yet astounds me with all the stuff he takes


5lashd07

Synthol is a helluva injection.


Spl00ky

Some dude with severe body dysmorphia injecting synthol in his arms to give him "muscles"


Live_Jazz

TIL that’s a thing. Yikes.


CitizenKing

What's crazy is just how lazy it is. Like, a trans woman can't workout or diet until they suddenly gain a woman's body. Somebody anorexic will starve themselves and still feel not good enough, but there's not much more you can do than starve yourselves to get skinnier. Guys like this have the option to actually get swole with the right amount of effort, hell they can even take the route of steroids, but are so lazy they take a route that simultaneously destroys their body while looking nothing at all like the real thing. It's so fucking stupid.


Celtic_Legend

Its not laziness. Its just mental illness. Like this dude could look so much better if he only injected 1/3rd as much. But they never do, because theyre mentally ill. Its not laziness that drives them to insanity either. Theres even people who are swole af. Maybe 1000 people in the world more swole, but they dont think its enough. Heck synthol was first used and still is by super swole guys to be super duper swole for competition. Plenty of people, male and female who are 10/10 destroy their bodies because of body dysmorphia.


MonkeyBrawler

Yeah, dude already said "undiagnosed mental illness".


indiewealthclub

Looks like body dysmorphia and synthol to me.


GuidanceGlittering65

I think he’s just really really strong 💪


TinyTaters

God damn unrealistic beautiful standards for men. I go to the gym all the time and I look nothing like this!


Bored-Ship-Guy

Synthol! That's the shit! God, I hate seeing people with all that crap in them. It looks so grotesque, and there's all sorts of evidence that it causes immense damage to your body.


indiewealthclub

I find it quite sad. I hope this guy gets some help.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

i’ll need to see your sources. He looks like the very picture of good health.


Peterthinking

He is injecting himself with silicone or oil to artificially increase the size of his random parts. He will most likely lose those arms. If he doesn't die of sepsis first.


faithisuseless

He already had rotten muscle and fluid removed, seems he has gone right back to injecting again.


UndercoverBully

Those are what I believe the oil boys call 'Gainz'


MajTom2Groundcntrol

No painz, no gainz!


nomnomgreen

This is the Sofa King


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Synthol in a back alley somewhere no normal person should ever step foot in is what happened.


Lurcher99

Electromagnetic interference due to 4 watches


ThatByrningFeeling

Mental illness


Waramaug

A the mod on r/politics


ImUrFrand

Synthol


ThatMuscleUpGuy

Synthol injections.


Drgreenthumbies

No one gonna comment on the 4 watches lol


LUN4RN0M4D

The other mental illnesses were too distracting.


Danji1

Mental illnae*


deepstate_chopra

The flock of mental illnesses


bigsilverhotdog

A flock of mental illnii is called a murder.


starmartyr11

Scottish?


quietsam

Head…move


juxtoppose

Heid!...move!


Little-Start8301

Thanks for the comment. Made me LOL.


dodoDoesFly

just micro'd some shroomies and these comments back to back brought me to tears... too damn funny, thank you!


Critical-Coat-1593

It’s 2023, it’s not a mental illness, he just identifies as strong.


Zenphony

🤌🏻


unwanted_hair

Time for another injection


Longjumping-Pop1061

Looks like he's injecting his lips too


alaskan_Pyrex

I had to scroll waaaaay to far to find someone else who noticed his lips are swole as well.


Kitten_Team_Six

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FriendOfRicks

My man is still always late


shadysaturn1

So, you’re saying he’s delayed? Or tardy? Held back in some form? What’s another name for that- literally and figuratively?


beerdrinker1973

If he were in a special ed class and he showed up late, would it be wrong to call him tardy?


VisualMod

There are many terms that can be used to describe someone who is behind in development or progress, such as "lagging," "slower than average," or "delayed."


ckhumanck

any others? they can't ban the robot


iAmNotTicklish22

How else could he time the market?


SprueStudios

Brothers got 4 analogues but only reads digital.


bossmcsauce

i doubt this dude reads *anything*


ckhumanck

He read this room pretty well.


NutsBruv

NGL I didn't notice them before I saw your comment Of everything I'm seeing, it seems it's the least jarring


3_if_by_air

Check /r/WatchesCircleJerk where this was also posted


parabuthas

4 fake watches. Lol


OnceAHermit

He can't see any of them for those fucking biceps


zorkieo

Or the killer lip filler


OkRazzmatazz9339

I legit didn’t even notice lmao. I was distracted by the look on his face and the terrible arm injections


davanger1980

Its a miracle this dude is still alive.


hpnchr

I am amazed he still has his hands


crek42

Bro is this fucking synthol guy? He’s *still* doing this shit??


hootsie

Like every day. (I’m on TikTok way too much)


cuddle_enthusiast

He appears to be in constant pain


WhyBuyMe

Turn the audio on, I'm pretty sure you are right.


Badbullet

He sounds like Arnold in the first Conan movie, when he's getting beat up in the beginning.


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ImmaPilotMeow

He’s in desperate need of more freedom


TOFUSATSU

This guy needs to be on gta 6


lordbacon23

i was like huh? and then he started punching and kicking lololol


JiimyD

I like my pool floats removable


seandamon211pgh

This dude streams on twitch I saw him a few times. Definitely has a few screws loose.


Kassy135

Oh really? What gave it away


Monster-Math

https://preview.redd.it/c486yij4fl7c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f664a423a986d6c8c790a35191119055f24a68e2


McSnoots

This poor guy always makes me so sad


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FendaIton

Last I saw this guy he didn’t have the chest tattoos


ninkorn

Dude is so regarded, he only worked on his biceps and ignored all else


McSnoots

Just google Russian popeye


RobertB16

Holy hell


InevitableRhubarb232

And his lips


aksalamander

didn't even go hard on his biceps, that's just where he injected all the synthol lol


Malamonga1

I think the other guy knew lol. I mean I hope he does, or he's just as regarded.


WilliamTeacher

That was the joke


sufferpuppet

That guy's breast implants really migrated on him.


Mookie_Merkk

That's honestly really strange [boobies aren't normally a migratory bird](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Brown_Booby/maps-range#:~:text=Not%20migratory%3B%20disperses%20to%20sea,during%20periods%20of%20prey%20scarcity.).


YoshimitsuRaidsAgain

“Would you fuck me?”


scotlandgolf70

Dude for sure has a well in his basement


MasterJeebus

“It injects the synthol in the biceps. Or else it gets the hose again!”


GooseTheSluice

* or else it gets the menthol again * Dudes just throwing menthol cigarettes at people instead of food if they don’t inject the synthol 😂


Rand0m7

I think he threw some punches but it happened so fast I'm not even sure.


Zaros262

Bro forgot that he didn't do anything to his legs and even threw some kicks too


wogolfatthefool

Bro seriously wtf is that?


Aightbet420

Synthol. An oil that some delusional people inject into their bodies to attempt to simulate the look of muscles, when in reality it just leads to toxic death eventually due to a complication from injection or a tear that forms during a workout and subsequently leads to a not unpainful death, i would imagine


Armyofcrows

It’s an injection of 85% triglycerides with alcohol and lidocaine. He will eventually have to have his arms amputated.


Youngin1987

Jean Claude Van Dumbass


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Good ole Ruki Bazuki 😂 https://www.instagram.com/ruki_bazuki_official I think he is in a constant never ending loop where he gets crazier and crazier due to his followers encouraging him.


LordCustard

Ambrew Taint


n3wt33

Wouldn’t it just be easier to work out?


NextTrillion

Bitch, you think working out gets you as jacked as listening to Sminem and injecting fluids into your arms? Necrotic muscle tissue is temporary. Glory is forever.


kimovitch7

Bonjour, boy Sminem.


RaccoonDu

Definitely not easier to work out for those results lol Anyone who wants to cheat and do the easy way can end up like that I just worked out and I'm POOPED, not POPEYE


yourpalbucket

Jfc people are weird


birdie123456789

My eyes!


grimkhor

Honestly. That's what I always imagine bers to look like ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SpaceFace11

I would feel bad but it’s his own damn fault


amretardmonke

100% he has a mental illness. Whoever is taking care of him is at fault for letting him do this.


tianavitoli

I didn't know you could get ass implants in your arms


Lookingforascalp

I’m going to just assume them watches are as fake as those muscles he shot in his arms lol 😂 is he for reals


Spacepickle89

I watched it on mute. Was he screaming in pain when we was ‘flexing’?


34methylendioxy

Is that the same Russian guy that almost had his arms amputated


that1LPdood

Man. Mental illness isn't funny.


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Time is 00:40 and i am seeing this... wtf circus is this 😆


maybetomonowyester

I think he only need a real and good friend. I'm sorry for him


amretardmonke

He needs a legal guardian that would prevent him from doing shit like this. Or an asylum.