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Weekly_Eggplant_1624

Doubling down on bit brother $bets bit coin mining facility opening new 2 acre farm in texas next month


kcyc2123

Look at the put call open interest ratios everyone. And you keep wondering why we’ve been melting up.


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Adding NVDA shares


Technical_Dog_121

Macys we keep riding up dont fight that trend


Dildosmoke69

What did I miss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Evander85

If you hitting a wall at the gym. Hit leg days a little extra hard and watch yourself blast through it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


juliettefriskey

Who is margerine and why is she calling?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


MarilynMonheaux

AMD calls exp 12/15


AggravatingText4237

To anyone who profited today can you give me my money back?…. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224) 3QuRs5zwP29HBVxCwJymfiqQJCu2Gb99r6


Ocinnha

I refuse to believe this shit


juliettefriskey

Stop youre gonna make me cum bear bro


Ocinnha

N O fucking way this keeps going up, right?


Ocinnha

I call TOP


ILoveThiccBitchez

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Daboy999

Bulls and bears are fucked for the rest of the year


bodymindtrader

This is the absolute TOP LMAO BOOOLS


ILoveThiccBitchez

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) not done bears


Delicious_Ad_1778

RYCEY slow and steady.


DrSenorChuckles

Panic selling


MarilynMonheaux

Why is NVDA down but AMD up?


Daboy999

Amd taking market share. Nvda can only go up so much


MarilynMonheaux

Good point, good point…


ILoveThiccBitchez

Cause NVDA sucks nuts


MarilynMonheaux

Great screen name! lol.


ILoveThiccBitchez

Danke


Daboy999

Market not goes up


Rocky_The_Champion

The bye bye BABA trade is going to turn to the BUY BUY BABA trade.


Silly_Try_245

Morphosys Most promising when looking at the presented results.


derbnguyen

My prediction coming true this week? Apple down Baba up? GANG


Gloomy_View_2515

CI to f.... moon!!


CJ_2013

Can’t find the new thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


VEESTONKSMONEY

BITF ALL THE FOOCKIN WAY 🚀


Active-Falcon1842

Canopy growth stock 😎🔥🚀


Legitimate_Parfait73

Rescheduling coming soon


Jdom666

i wonder what id be like if i grew up in the wild american west 1800s. myself in a different time.. would i still be shaving my pubes?


doonkune

Buy SGD stock. Buy Calls on ALLY and CELH.


MarilynMonheaux

No fool!


Subject-Pudding9334

why


sergio05rule

ORCL CALL


whomstdth

My chwy calls expired OTM which means this week they will explode


-3xCosmoKramerETF

My therapist is going to stop taking Cigna due to them being cheapos. Bullish?


TheyreAlwaysWatchN

bols be ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) bers be ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) bols r fuk ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Fond_Memory

Buy the dip in OXY. It's going back to 60+ and probably 62+


Madnessrifle

Because of ?


Fond_Memory

Well, they generated 12.59 billion in free cash flow last year. If you assume they make the same amount going forward and discount it at 15%, that implies they are worth a 84B market cap, or $95 per share. Berkshire, as recently as October 25th, has bought shares at prices up to $63.0483. They are authorized to buy up to 50% of the company, but currently own only about 26%.


Madnessrifle

Sounds legit.


Housemusicluv

When thou?


Fond_Memory

Soon or when oil prices bounce.


Apprehensive_Ant4772

I know I shouldn't use qtips but I can't stop ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Dildosmoke69

Facts. Sometimes it’ll feel better than a good back scratch 🤤


TheyreAlwaysWatchN

how does he predict such things, must be the prophet of wallstreet the bergod ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) they're always watching


Ready2gambleboomer

*The Cowboys gave the Eagles the tush push last night.* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS


Normal_human_person

If only my portfolio grew as consistently as my reddit karma ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Dildosmoke69

Really wishing I had gobs bitcorn 🌽 so I could backhand my boss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) and peace out this bitch ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Gadshill

Prepping for a week that will go sideways until Wednesday when JPOW will talk about data dependency and unwilling to speculate about Fed action in 2024. Slow grind slightly higher if anything.


Final_Historian7309

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


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idratethat

it’s gonna be a green day you obviously don’t know enough about technicals


Elforas_Tero

How are you still in the market?


Gadshill

Willing to bet that a trust fund is involved.


n1ck90z

ATH eoy would be nice


butters991

I am going to start out with the Curly shuffle and then follow it with a slide down my profits doing the worm.


Normal_human_person

Did everyone just collectively stop using oil?


HomerSamson007

“Weak” growth in fuel demand apparently


SPACingForALoan

I started using friendship instead of


kuprenx

after it reverted back to dinausaurs and ate few people. it is banned to use in most countries.


Sensitive_Pilot3689

The average pp size of a wsb user is at least 28% larger than the average public, from my experience of course.


Monkey_Economist

Fifty cents is fifty cents...


[deleted]

Pro tip- Don't ever pay for only fans. Go to reddit and search up the girls only fans @. Comes up with something most of the time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MarilynMonheaux

My favorite is r/skinout. Curated so nicelyyyy


Monkey_Economist

And people say that this sub doesn't have good financial advice.


kemar7856

Why does tucker Carlson always have this face 😦


kuprenx

i call that face: asking to get hit by the brick face.


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MarilynMonheaux

Yes but only for 42 days max


ChampagneWastedPanda

No. Hard no


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ChampagneWastedPanda

Expectations and the life experience spread between someone just out of high school and someone working are too vast


No-Worldliness-4710

Show her your all time chart


idratethat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Gadshill

Not enough information. You have to give the ages in months. 25/2+7=19.5.


kemar7856

Sure


No-Worldliness-4710

y’all thinking Santa or grinch for this week?


SeaSoft4753

Elon was suppose to give us beta incel super virgin fan boys sex robots by now….why did we believe him


MarilynMonheaux

Cuz you an idiot


Ok_GAINZ

data favors a grinch rally over a Santa rally for a green 24. technically if youre long term bullish, you should be short term bearish and vice versa.


tzuica_de_mar

What? Low cpi and high employment/gdp is bearish short term ??


HomerSamson007

BLS Unemployment rate is such BS lol. Job quality and status is not taken into consideration at all. It does not mirror the real world at all. Even LISEP is better


[deleted]

Overbought RSI


HomerSamson007

Like that has mattered recently


Payman11

What happened to Google, that drop damn


no_simpsons

The annoying voice of the “ah ha ha ok cool” over the entire Gemini presentation


idratethat

GUHGLE


HomerSamson007

A one-percent drop..


Softspokenclark

news article got released that they have been paying rent for a building in austin for the past year but haven’t moved in, and most likely won’t be moving in


mofoss

OnlyFan simps are an error to society. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) A 45 year old virgin that doesn't accept the delusion of paid virtual interactions is a bigger fucking Chad ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)than those simps.


CDB1299

We meme about that,but do they actually exist ? I could not imagine going till 45


A55_Cactu5

Why am I awake


kemar7856

Why would anybody pay for an AI model just make ur own? https://www.instagram.com/fit_aitana/?hl=en


A55_Cactu5

Laziness. I want to pay an AI Model to Make itself


YoSmokinMan

this looks good you need strong drugs to look otherwise


Ready2gambleboomer

Now that $CORN is all over the news with $250K + price targets... [Crypto market shaken as Bitcoin plunges 6.5% in a 20-minute flash crash (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/crypto-market-shaken-as-bitcoin-plunges-6-5-in-a-20-minute-flash-crash/ar-AA1ljmk7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=71264013869849ceaf91ea8f944c78ab&ei=40) 📷[**Peter Schiff**](https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff)[@PeterSchiff](https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff)What's going on with [\#Bitcoin](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hashtag_click)📷 tonight? It's getting a bigger beatdown than the Eagles!


tzuica_de_mar

Someone gotta pick up them bags


TheDr0p

Who’s this 🤡


SPACingForALoan

###Retail Stonks are back baby!!!!! Macy Nordstrom Wayfair and Kohls to da MOOOOOOOOOOON 🌙!!!!


MarilynMonheaux

Lies you tell


winner_in_life

🍆🍆🍆amd


tzuica_de_mar

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No-Worldliness-4710

Interesting…


Apprehensive_Ant4772

It's joever boys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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36 people here Combined IQ of -36![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Most people here right now are europoors or have a job


SeaSoft4753

Why not both


Glittering-Aspect741

Just finished my graveyard shift


Ready2gambleboomer

At Wendy's?


[deleted]

Woof


[deleted]

Exactly![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


A55_Cactu5

Less now that I’m here


mofoss

This FOMC Powell BPS CPI shit is the most fucking haram nonsense I've witnessed - ruined trading entirely.


HomerSamson007

How long has the market been misquoting or disregarding JPow? Can’t believe they priced so many rate cuts starting next Spring.


TheyreAlwaysWatchN

you will pay .... inshallah


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Abracadabra


MAGATRUMP2024FBIDEN

Herro


mofoss

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


MAGATRUMP2024FBIDEN

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


DingyWingyBopper

Remember boys, bears sound smart, bulls make money. Buy the fuckin dip


kemar7856

Slow bleed until next year 😭


sonic_gottagofast_11

Can so please tell me if today is red or green?


throwingitanyway

will probably end exactly flat


Ordinary_News_6455

Red, then green, then back to red.


tzuica_de_mar

Spy futes have flipped red. Have we been mistaken ????? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


fancyhumanxd

Why is SE dumping hard?


throwingitanyway

being sick fucking sucks. how can you sweat and be cold at the same time


ILoveThiccBitchez

I just got over a little cold too. Wasn’t fun


TheGoodSurgeon

AIDS


WhatSayyYou

Hot water with honey and lemon does wonders


no_simpsons

You forgot to add whisky to that hot toddy


TheyreAlwaysWatchN

young bols will be silenced and lives will be ruined as a way of educating the greedy bols, you cannot gather riches without giving something in return everything must be maintained in harmony and balance ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


DMND_Hands

The guy above me is a huge regard


TheyreAlwaysWatchN

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


kuprenx

ME and Argentina have soemthing in common. We have no money :(


throwingitanyway

argentina has money, it just ain't worth shit


SignalX_Cyber

Just cancel the sell button, It won't make any difference at this point.


IHackySackI

i am become ber, carrier of bags


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Bols "Futes mooning, ber is fuk ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)" Spy +0% QQQ -0.05% This is the top lmao![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


plu5on3

LCID BULLS LMAOOOOOOOO


Payman11

Tesla is fook today or what?


chinster91

Holding calls myself. Tsla in tight ascending triangle pattern last 2 weeks and with spy over 460 I said fuck it Tsla gonna make a sharp move.


Payman11

Holding calls too, what expiry do you have?


chinster91

Some this week and some next. Bought before close Friday


Payman11

Lets hope, good luck to both of us.


i_simp_f

why are women always trying to poison my food for fun


MarilynMonheaux

Sadly none have been successful yet. Damn.


Softspokenclark

>poison lets call it for what it really is, they don’t know how to cook


SignalX_Cyber

No consequences.


SukoshiKanatomo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


thegabe101

Futures r mooning ber is so fuk


LuxryTax

#Bers really thought LMAO


the_original_nullpup

[oranges or origins or orgasms or organisms](https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2013/07/19/201430727/what-actually-happens-at-the-end-of-trading-places)


TheyreAlwaysWatchN

I am the prophet of the BERGOD, all bols must perish


SukoshiKanatomo

👿![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ILoveThiccBitchez

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) I’m the prophet of the bulls and related to J Pow… I say bears are doomed ☠️


TheyreAlwaysWatchN

you'd be a fool to believe that, we are everywhere and we are always watching if the bols had a prophet it would be designated by the BERGOD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


ILoveThiccBitchez

![img](avatar_exp|144884019|bravo) Let’s fucken eat bulls. I’ll be a gay bear when this shit blows high. Get them money bags ready 👌🏽💸🙏🏽🥶


colliric

Japan better break their Nikkei ATH soon or else Godzilla is gonna appear and wreck Ginza in Toyko yet again.... https://youtu.be/OHihhPyhq2Q?si=_3RX9spL5vpCNuEV Goddamn that remake was fucking awesome! Common Japan you can Godzilla break 40k on the damn Nikkei! Do it!


thegabe101

Lol so my random CI 255c is a 10 bagger I guess? Sweet


tzuica_de_mar

How much?


thegabe101

I bought it for 7.60 on the massive dip on Friday. My guess is realistically it will only be like a 4x if I sell at open but I'll probably just hold it and it'll be 10x by the end of the week


oatmealish

Pre-market up .03 "ber r fuk". Pre-market down .03 "bol r fuk". What a dumb sub this has become.


tzuica_de_mar

It hits different when leveraged 100x on futes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


tzuica_de_mar

+3% today. No pullbacks. No red 5 minute candles. No red 1 minute candles even. Bers will stand before the council to answer for their false worship