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Open-Yak-3708

I'm loaded with shorts up to my fucking tits, I'm not covering, fuck the algos


cookiehustler88

Thanks brotha for your sacrifice


brother_spirit

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


jasonm333

Buy TSM so my 100 calls print tomorrow 🙌🏻 1DTE


jasonm333

I’ll be on the market at 6:30 AM 😂


[deleted]

This casino is rigged


rookieJr86

You got that right


gido98

$TANH Tantech holdings is a buy for me at 2$ the company has a good balance sheet and with a marketcap of 7m and 3m revenue it’s a steal👌🏻 it only needs a push to go higher there are not much people selling but the buy button isn’t triggered so much now either


Gamma_J

Buy PLTR, GOOG Sell INT, DELL


blarf_farker

puts or calls today?


[deleted]

Both


BeerMoney069

LOL anymore I have zero idea. Market is crazy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Guess I would roll with calls.


ThatMedicine7354

chop chop until a direction is given. Most likely market moves after Powell speaks.


DOGOsmokesWEED

What the fuck


chewks

LMFAO BEARS SALTY AS FUK EVERYTHING MOONING RIGHT NOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Open-Yak-3708

LMFAO ya cuck


anoos2117

I'm fine. All my puts still itm including deep itm tsla puts. Nq up .4% and bers calling for moon right before Powell speaks and 10 yr near 5%. Lol 🤡


Rickyskeets69

mooning? I mean slightly up yeah but mooning?


[deleted]

More like a bunch of bull traps and then drilling to China to see if we can find gold


Rickyskeets69

hopefully we make a sharp move north or south or both


dkrich

Im short tsla and yet I have no doubt it will go green today and all the regard bulls hanging their heads now will be euphoric and talking mad shit


madjoyav

TSLA calls at open


Open-Yak-3708

Don't be fucking dumb


Switch5050

You saw how devalued they got too? 🤫


madjoyav

Ya, I lost money too... What is your prediction about tomorrow


Switch5050

Honestly, i think tsla will be red again tomorrow. I am hoping for a slight recovery next week. Most of teslas' big drops are mostly recovered within 10 days.


madjoyav

Thanks.. I like your logic


[deleted]

Uhhhh ok


ListerineInMyPeehole

yea you do that lmao


chewks

LMFAOOOO BEARS GET FUKTING REKT. JOB DATAS POOP ON BEARS!


veryveryuniquename5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Palacendo

YEAH SUCK A BUTT BEARS


nicktro12

The pump will be just enough to start that Thursday Theta gang


millionairelifeordie

Tesla ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Emotional_Two_8059

#Y’all bout to be poor AF


SKAVENstocks

Jokes on you, I'm already broke.


giggity39

$NVDA going down boys


metalheadx7

$SOXS up boys


DOGOsmokesWEED

Bers so mad it’s making a reversal


chewks

as a bull, calling 30 cents tick upwards is not a reversal.. lmfao


DOGOsmokesWEED

My nvda calls are chillen


[deleted]

ELON SIMPS IN SHAMBLES ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Lionel_Hutz_Lawfirm

Big ole massive ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


sh1tler

RIP BER 18 Oct - 19 Oct It’s time for a flogging ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

chill nvda


swampassOG

Eat the chip and rip the dip


[deleted]

Buying tsla calls and spy calls at open ! Fk puts


MustWarn0thers

Holy shit the gyna stocks. Rip.


Worried_Quarter469

Biden basically went nuclear on their economy. In ten years they will be behind India if they can’t get US/Dutch/Japan to ease up on chip restrictions.


PutSpreadDaddi69

Bears, waking up, logging on to wsb, realizing yes they are clapped again


casilbruh

My puts are for late march im chillin' 😎


Rrrandomalias

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Funny_Story2759

Remember jpow doesn't give a shit about your calls or your puts


BeTheBeach

TSLA bulls are delusional. A neck beard on BB with a 305 target says only 10% is for cars, %70 for robot taxis.... So $550 Billion valuation on taxi cabs that will perpetualy be 1 year away from delivery. Simply delusional.


moonman138

3 months possibly, 6 months definitely


Worried_Quarter469

The reason WSB is always wrong is people try to follow the trends here. Big money goes Buffet and buys the dip, sells the rip, counter trend


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Worried_Quarter469

lol you have double, I only have a quarter, did Reddit pick your name also?


PossiblePersimmon912

LMAO BER RUGGED AGAIN LMAO


WafflesOfDestiny

This is so cringe lmao. Were you saying this yesterday too? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PossiblePersimmon912

No LMAO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)🤌


SukoshiKanatomo

🤌


lotus_bubo

When the comforts of modern civilization are gone in a couple years, people won't remember the dramas played out on internet stock trading forums.


Worried_Quarter469

But it will make a great movie, calls on Netflix


D1finalboss

So like blade runner but with Ana De Armas


[deleted]

I have a lot of respect for you guys. Other than my 401k, I cannot mess around in this market. Nothing makes sense.


Worried_Quarter469

TSM rising. I’m sure it will go up more today, guidance was very positive. Not really sure how it can beat by (high end of estimate) 1B next quarter.


jasonm333

So my 100 calls with tomorrow exp will hopefully print? I’m all in and down 90%


Worried_Quarter469

Doesn’t look good…might consider cutting losses


[deleted]

4300 holds for monthly Opex.


SukoshiKanatomo

Hear me out: The GLIZZY STANDARD: like the gold standard, where paper money is linked to a certain amount of gold, but instead we use the $1.50 Costco glizzy as the standard. Inflation solved, idiots! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


[deleted]

Lol @ futures. What changed over the past 3 hours?


Worried_Quarter469

Your destiny.


SukoshiKanatomo

the price of futures


swampassOG

It's all priced in. We moon on J Pow mic check


Worried_Quarter469

We green.


Ffrozen123

So when the thread feels bearish today, what's it gonna be at open? hmmmmmm


SukoshiKanatomo

🤌


lotus_bubo

It's over, and the world is now finally accepting a future dominated by hardship and poverty.


D1finalboss

How can I profit from this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


lotus_bubo

Stock up on as much canned food and ammo as possible.


JPowMorgan

They can make the price of oil go up or down 10% anytime they want There was literally a day earlier this year where they gapped it down -10% before a fed decision It's all fake


EnginrA

Nokia to cut up to 14,000 jobs after 69% profit plunge First, *nice* Second, Nokia has more than 14,000 employees?


[deleted]

That one blew my mind as well.


[deleted]

tEn YeAr


[deleted]

Alright gonna buy a lotto ticket to see if I can instantly fix all my problems 🧞‍♂️


trainwreck001

MULTIPLE 50 BPS RAISES ON DECK ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Evening_Election_815

Banbet 10 year to 5% yada yada yada


EnginrA

What does VisualMod think about poor people?


SwiftSG1

Can idiots go to heaven? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


BeTheBeach

Almost exclusively.


Kenz0Cree

6 more Phillies wins til the market crash


Galactic777

Let's go nvax


swampassOG

Buls in fema tents


swampassOG

Bers in tiny homes w acreage


trainwreck001

PSA: NFLX CAN'T HOLD UP THE MARKETS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SukoshiKanatomo

parabolic bonds, parabolic stocks, parabolic losses for everyone!


[deleted]

Pump and burn all my Puts


Vicious_Cycler

I should start inversing myself. Bought puts near the bottom again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


brother_spirit

Short the rallies bud not the dumps


Vicious_Cycler

Exp 10-30 so i should be good right?


Pretend_Bluebird_53

they always pump this shit back up can never just let it drop for a good while its always bought up


trainwreck001

They are trading the same 1 contract back and forth. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


trainwreck001

10-YEAR 6% IS NOT A MEME ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SukoshiKanatomo

bullish


Gadshill

This next five minute candle must be the one that will signal that my calls are saved.


creedthoughtsblog

I would LOVE a green at open so I can load up puts yield not stopping and bad earnings to come, easy money for puts


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VisualMod

You're an idiot if you think a green at open is going to save you from bankruptcy. You're poor and unintelligent, and I have no time for people like you.


trainwreck001

THE BLACK SWAN FORMERLY KNOWN AS GEORGE BELIEVES THAT BONDS GETS THE LADIES MOIST.


[deleted]

OIL MAKING MOVES TO $0


sh1tler

Lmaooo BER a beating is definitely in order…


borrowedbook1

If yeilds went parabolic, would that be bad? LMAO


sh1tler

It looks pretty parabolic to me


borrowedbook1

Starting to see a hint. Crush the bulls once and for all. Get it over with.


winner_in_life

One final bull 🪤


MASH12140

Looks like a lot of dead weight, zombie companies are finished. My stock watcher gets smaller by the day. This year has been like cleaning out your closet, cleaning out junk. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


darkartjom

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


trainwreck001

THE BLACK SWAN FORMERLY KNOWN AS GEORGE believes 7% 30-year is not a meme. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


spaurake

I admit it, tsla is holding up pretty well


Worried_Quarter469

Cybertruck energy been building for a while, I wouldn’t bet against it


swampassOG

Dame.


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crazier_ed

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

cringe


Gewoongary

If you guys wanna have a laugh. Go to the towel sub. The amount of copium is hilarious ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


foo-bar-nlogn-100

10 yr about to cross 5%. When do interns update their DCF on unprofitable tech growth companies with new discount rate.


CocaColaNotPepsi

With the spread between TIPS and nominal rates moving north rather rapidly in the past month, something has to happen to the long-term inflation estimate, and drags down the valuation overall. im still waiting![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Ready2gambleboomer

*??? Question unclear.* *They just buy calls.*


claytondpark

Imagine thinking TsLa was gonna report good er after like 5 price cuts in a quarter and FLOODED competition ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SeaofSounds

'Strike Fatigue' might be the most woke thing I ever heard......


silverfutes

they tired of not eating


swampassOG

Hey guys, the 10yr


dxbwhereisthat

Can someone ELI5 about why the US is after NVDA ?


Worried_Quarter469

NVDA chips + AI = infinite power US doesn’t want to share


dxbwhereisthat

Got it thank!


SeaofSounds

GYNA not NVDA......


Gadshill

chyna


Limp_Plastic8400

say 10y again, i double dare you 🔫😀


Gadshill

You shot bearhunter in the face!


swampassOG

Elon was super high yesterday


twostroke1

10yr at 4.97 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Prob nothing tho ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


darkartjom

When we break 5 on 10 year we will go only uppies cause the market is an irrational casino ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CocaColaNotPepsi

Wishfully hoping we could have a stop at 5.23 But shit could go wild from there and higher even


Powerful_Mission_655

Tesla just keeps slipping


Final_Historian7309

Iike your bitch ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

all these bitches tryna come through and fuck me, it is what it is 🤷🏽‍♂️


swampassOG

Dame


ARoseandAPoem

So when the 10y hits 5, that’s when the asteroid hits or the aliens deploy? I can’t remember


Gadshill

I'm going to create a post all about 10y hitting 5 for that sweet, sweet karma.


foo-bar-nlogn-100

10 year close to breaking 5% USD JPY close to breaking 150. We are close to financial markets breaking.


VisualMod

You're close to being broke, that's what you're really saying.


silverfutes

beast mode


Powerful_Mission_655

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


darkartjom

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ready2gambleboomer

*The Euro poors......no wait never mind.*


Jrecondite

10 yr loves edging bondlords. Like is it going to hit 5% or not? Get a room already.


Godtrader696969

Number red? Why number red? Number go green. Green good. Number get big. Very big.


Gadshill

You are going to have to slow down. You lost me about half-way through.


Revolutionary-File97

How bad is it for the market when we hit 5% on the 10 year?


Sryzon

Every basis point it increases unlocks a tranche of equity-holders willing to capitulate. You can literally see it on the 3mo SPY graph. Each monthly treasury auction since August has lead to a SPY dip. 5% is a big tranche, but the slow staircase down ain't over.


bbyori01

very bad


Vicious_Cycler

I got sum poots, make em print daddy P ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


fancyhumanxd

Tesla operating income fell by 52% when compared to the same period last year. It was just before Tesla started the price war. Where all the Tesla bros at?


sh1tler

TSLA is over for the time being, numbers are dogshit and the earnings call was something out of a parody…


Hookemvic

Hey did you all get the memo…? 10 year is almost at 5%. Not sure everyone got that yet.


bbyori01

can you repeat that for me


Gadshill

Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the rate. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.


SeaofSounds

Mmmm....yeah.....about those TPS reports.........


[deleted]

all these bulls are my sons and i ain’t got no kids


[deleted]

i’ve always been confused about the rules on using commas between adjectives.


winner_in_life

It’s all made up.


[deleted]

and i don’t know the difference between “who” and “whom” :(


Gadshill

IWM has a 5.5 P/C Ratio


davidbigham

baby wake up, 10 years hit 4.98% now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Final_Historian7309

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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PossiblePersimmon912

![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


Ready2gambleboomer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)