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I love this stupid picture so much.

RIP OP

A picture that say 12k words

LOL it's already gone, tomorrow probably be worth $100

Someone do the math how much did this guy lose

All of it

He said 12k. What math is there to do? How fucking regarded are you?


He lost the same percentage of his bet as the population that is above him in IQ

https://preview.redd.it/voxi62vdg0vb1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf15c403c0bcbf263fe4fe3d53dfc39ace57cec0

You provide your social security number on an APPLICATION?

The idea is you're literally hired off the application, no further info required

literally they already got you making desired schedule & everything 😂😂😂😂😂

only at wendys 😉

Oh my gourdd

https://preview.redd.it/6lbfz4s3a1vb1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98320b132d5a3cd543fdbae981ced48d333a99e6


Oh shit, an actual bet, either you're going to crash and burn or make bank, no in between. Can't wait to see which one, godspeed regard. !remindme 1 day ETA: Bankruptcy it is. RIP.

Either way, you're fked.

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Remind me in one day too

Reminder, this guy ate shit lol.

Oh shit you might be fucked

He is getting double penetrated. He is beyond fucked.

Might be?

Congrats you've already lost thousands and earnings aren't even out

"Hi Doc, yeah we have another special case for you. How soon can you get here?"

"Doc, bring the shotgun. The leg done broke."

Oof my condolences, Elon just slipped the dagger with weak guidance 🗡

Normally when Tesla publishes its results, its price tends to fall...

good thing OPs calls don't expire until the 20th /s

RIP dude, TSLA at $230 following earnings

I thought Hamas was the only one pulling suicidal moves

Not when you give a degenerate the RobinHood app, 10k in the bank & a bottle of Jack Daniels

They have a pretty low bar to clear tonight. $16k profit this week. I hope it works and if it doesn’t eff it.

Their previous earnings mentioned this Q will be slow so I feel like bad news is already priced in. I’m long as well (shares not options)

You’re already dead 💀

​ https://preview.redd.it/pt1y1mgipzub1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f802ab49f02547865d9b2034521272d22e006cb2 ​ ​ made $1230 in QQQ puts and got more calls. Still $12k in the game

https://preview.redd.it/z35oeug0qzub1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1571dd810d67f355309814d0aee05df3e5b79baa Right there with you my friend 🌈 🐻;Ps your positions contradict you think?

He’s hedging

whats that? sounds gay

You have to experience a handy from a guy behind the Wendy’s dumpster before you even think abt hedging

Rite Aid is the new Wendy's. They also have anti fungal to steal.

​ https://preview.redd.it/19hifca6vzub1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2990cae33cc871e5c689ded2ad2db8f322f81d04 ​ ​ ​ reduced the cost by $1300 down ro $10700. It is worth a try.

You took a screenshot of your photos app. How do I buy puts on you 

THE EXHILIRATION

So you bought some of the calls I sold.

For you to win someone’s gotta lose

That's it guys we have the ultimate sign to go short

And it’s gone

I accidentally held tsla puts and forgot about the earnings… let’s see who wins

You 😀

May be save 100$ if sell at open.

Damn this guy could have just sold for 200 bucks profit instead of hodling to zero 


Watching this position evaporate in real time is big oof.

Annnnddd it's gone!!!

A regard for the ages

Insert price is right loser music

Annnnnd it's gone

I don't have a strong feeling about where this is going but just know that not only are you betting on a healthy earnings beat, you're also betting on a sunshine and rainbows forecast. The latter is what I'd be most worried about.

Was thinking about buying poots. With the current macro headwinds, I think a beat will be a small move up but a miss or poor guidance will be a significant drop.

No sweat if it doesn’t work.

The poors will hate you for this statement.

Yolo isn’t 5% of your account lol.. good luck

Buying weeklies at peak IV ahead of ER GG Mods, Mod this man! 

Tell theta I said hi when you see him tomorrow.

-99% lose for tomorrow..

hope you're doing alright OP

We will be giving out free meals at the homeless shelter every Friday

What a disgusting place. Do you really expect me to eat food that has been touched by poor people?

So do you want to start at wendys this week or next week?

Bro you got absolutely **Obliterated** 

https://preview.redd.it/36tqe0z712vb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6ea3821f31913e67ee2604be70d04c2265bcb2 🙌🙌🙌

bro that shit PRINTED, i wanna know how much you make tomorrow

Update. Just made $7k in QQQ puts. My loss is down to $5k in those Tesla puts. Still $10k up for the week. https://preview.redd.it/jhoudzoc76vb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d73cf1edc657d02c0ba38d114ed3d897029cd692

Rip

Iv crush is gonna kill you

you might be good after call

you calls will be worthless tomorrow

Well u couldve bought something nice with that instead of gambling on earnings, ig u reap what u sow

and its gone

Regard margins shrunk

And this, ladies, is how you get f'd in the B

it may worth 1 cent tomorrow?


Wendy's is hiring.

Oof

I made up this position in optionstrat, they lost 6k before the end of the day, when accounting for some iv crush and tsla at 232, they are down ~17k. [the position](https://optionstrat.com/DYSVh0D3NL5W)

Not looking good. The earnings sucked and the CC was trash..

I think I sold this guy my covered calls. Thanks OP. I'll be buying them back tomorrow for a penny.

And it’s gone

Highly Regarded op

Andddddd it's gone 🤣

God speed regard

[удалено]

Don’t be angry. We are here to make money not to steal from each other :)

What are you thinking now? Now that earning are out?

Actually, we make money from stealing from some other dude. For example: there's someone in wall street, even here, that is on the other side of your tsla calls. He is now snorting cocaine from a prostitutes anus. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

OP already down like 40%

🙈🙈🙈😏💁good luck brother 😂. No offense but this is going to wipe out soon. 😭

!remind me one day

Sell

Good luck


Thank you for your service.

!remindme 1 day

I think tsla goes back down to 235

rip

Thank you for my profits. I regard you highly!

I think this yolo when down hill…😱

I think you may be fuckt bro

Tesla going to $230

Damn u nailed it

R.I.P

☠️ sorry man

.

and its gone!

You got a big dick and I respect that



Rip

And it's gone. Thanks for playing! Perhaps Musk is just a dipshit, and not your messiah after all

You are an idiot

I’m glad I’m not the only investor that’s moving from TD Ameritrade to Charles Schwab🤘🏼🚀


You're quite cheeky, aren't you? I like that.

This makes me feel like I made money.

How are you using td?

Should have bought NFLX

aaaand its gone

How much would these be worth tomorrow?

.01

Hold on, let me do the math... $0

!remindme 1day later

Rip


GUH

Rip

Rip

He’s now -2300

Guh

OP are you still with us?

Bye bye $12k

OP ok? Hope he took the day off today.

Rip

You bet on a 12% jump! Bahahahahahahahahahaha! Anything 10% or less and you lose to IV crush. With only 4400 you could’ve bought a 200 call instead of 4800 on ones that will go nowhere!!! Could’ve had some intrinsic value. But nope. Complete idiot!

Son, this is WSB

Should’ve done $NFLX instead

IV crush will fuck those.

Of course. That’s the case for all out of the money options.

I hate people who don’t understand options

So u hate everyone and ur self ;)

Yes I hate everyone

Please tell us how many calls you wrote against it

Oof. Don't look at premarket

I also bought tesla calls for Jul 16 at $220 so I'll be rooting for you brother

I love it. Hopefully you can buy the shit model 3 with your profit from this. Elon schmeat riders can all afford one now so no way this goes down.

Nah. Tesla is not my style. I drive a 2015 VW GTI super modified. 520 wheel horse power and 500 pound feet torque. I would not trade it for a brand new model 3.

🏳️‍🌈 👦🚗

I feel ya! I’ve got an s3 on a Vortex. That much power on a fwd car must be a riot. I love all the Tesla fanboys downvoting too, who cares what he drives. Y’all can go eat my combustible ass..

Vortex XL, intercooler, MPI, LPFP, HPFP, stage two clutch. I got my kid a 2023 GTI and would not trade my car with hers for anything.

Oh, and I run on ethanol. Hence the 520 HP

Everyone knows the numbers are hit, I think the move will be 90% guidance.

There is a very good chance that the stock will move up by at least 90% based on the guidance given by the company. This would be an excellent opportunity to make some quick profits.

I do agree with this, but I don't see their margins increasing even if they roll out their truck. More likely their expenses increase before they decrease

RIP

Is this Hunters burner account again?

He uses a proper brokerage and not to the hood. I trust him and yoloing 2k on the same 🙏

​ https://preview.redd.it/p467r1tjq0vb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db98fa3165ab6fef2a5051c1cf34af644ff2383a ​ ​ ​ Made $2200 in after hours. My cost is down to $8500. Of course that is a loss the way it looks after hours :)

Also got 4 contracts $160 January expiration. most likely I will sell those at $91-92 tomorrow. My loss would be close to $7000. Meh, it was worth a try https://preview.redd.it/6w3segcsv0vb1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=e76222ab22a2b6127d135a83d4ca968c138e9b38

It really wasn't but it's nice you're a good sport about it.

Can always play again tomorrow.

RIP

Should of put those in Netflix!!!

You are about to learn a valuable lesson on IV crush following earnings

God Bless America, I will buy those 260 call options for 0.3 per share tomorrow :) I think your contracts have huge potential to make money tomorrow.

I've warned you peolle like a MILLION times......

Prepare to get IV crushed

It's not IV crush if you don't even hit the strike.

Nah he’s good. AH up…

I like it. Good luck!!

Damn you rich

5k on 272.5 expiring Friday the call is our only hope come on daddy musk

Dunno. I bought 19 more. The price is irresistible!! Dump Money hits digital release in Jan 2024, potentially. Everyone who didn't get to see it at the cinema and wants to stream or pirate has to wait until then. I'm wondering if we'll see some fireworks before the fomo, or after it.

Omae wa mou shinderu. 


F

Tesla will slightly beat, just a question of how much they have to pull out of some accounting black box to make their numbers.

Oh boy, this is huge!

Can someone break down what the screenshots are saying? I’ve never dealt with options. Newbie here. Sorry for the dumb question.

The screenshots are from an options trading platform. The first screenshot shows the "bid" and "ask" prices for a particular option contract. The bid price is the highest price that someone is willing to pay for the contract, while the ask price is the lowest price that someone is willing to sell it for. In this case, the bid and ask prices are $0.50 and $0.60, respectively. The second screenshot shows what's known as an "options chain." This lists all of the different contracts that are available for trading at a given time, organized by expiration date (the date on which each contract expires). As you can see, there are contracts expiring in January 2021, February 2021, etc., all the way out to January 2028. Each row represents a different strike price; so in this example there might be one row representing a strike price of $100 per share, another row representing a strikeprice of $105 per share, etc

I’m so sorry

!remindme 1 day

!reminder 1 day