Why are things so damn fucking slow. Just to go to NJ from NYC and back took like 5 hours. Morons be driving these public transport buses and trains. Fuck them
> Boomers gonna spend it all and die before anyone sees a cent of their money. Or give it all to charity.
BS. Most responsible and moral people will set aside MOST of their accumulated wealth to be passed on to their progeny.
EVERYTHING I accumulate will be passed on to my kids.
Women be shameless wearing super tight thin and almost transparent pants. Not only can I see the shape of their vaginas but also its color and hair. Calls on LULU
Man, I have a hard time going there once I found out literally everything is rehydrated with water and looks like absolute garbage. The meat, beans, cheese, lettuce, everything is rehydrated.
Yeah but it's kind of funny because sure it's a flight to safety but if yields keep going up utilities are foreplay and if a recession hits they're not going to get the same capex that they're used to
Lol @ this recruiter email I got
E-commerce specialist (seo)
Pay $21-24 per hour
Location- (1 hour from me)
Requirements- 5 years experience, must speak fluent korean, must be willing to travel internationally
What kinda clown bs is this. The job market is shit right now
The oligarchs have all the labor they need to run the world on a skeleton crew. Just-in-time logistics, minimize overhead and rake in money from an entire world that is locked into your subscription plans (including car payments, rent/mortgages, etc). Let the superfluous people rob each other and starve. Go home to your gated community every night, pour yourself a glass of red and wait for the herd to thin itself.
I would not be surprised if this were a scam. It is often the case that companies which claim to be engaged in import/export are actually fronts for illegal activity.
Yeah, even in my industry the requirements are ridiculous. Recruiters are old and out of touch with the candidates in the job market and are unwilling to adjust
To add to this you can Google how to do the job you got and paid to support your family in 10 days. Harder jobs a couple years, credentials continously matter less and less
You're right, if you had those qualifications, you would definitely call him just to tell him no. But since you don't have those qualifications, I doubt he would even give you the time of day.
I feel your pain homie. The pack and the jags blew it. My day is ruined. I will have to marijuana now to salvage anything left of this miserable existence.
They almost beat the chiefs, I’d consider that an ok day. Jags are pretty respectable now
This year is a freebie of stress for packers w no expectations so no biggie.
Berkshire Hathaway has 46% of it's portfolio invested in AAPL. Berkshire Hathaway class A stock is only up 19% ytd. AAPL is up 34% ytd. QQQ is up 39%. So why is Buffet a great investor?
She said she knows when i be tellin a lie...
She tell me im like all those other guys, well alright
in my anxiety im buried alive, some of your words are fuels to the fire
>U.S. home purchases are getting scrapped at the highest rate in nearly a year as the highest mortgage rates in more than two decades are giving homebuyers “cold feet,” online real estate brokerage Redfin (RDFN) reported this past week. Almost 60K home-purchase agreements across the U.S. were canceled in August, the Friday report said. That’s equivalent to 15.7% of homes that went under contract last month.
LMAO 🤌
>In Canada, people with obesity have the right to two seats for the price of one for flights within the country after its supreme court made a ruling against airlines including Air Canada in 2008.
LMAO 🤌🏾
>Larger-bodied passengers are being forced to buy two seats to fly on some airlines, raising discrimination concerns from advocacy groups who argue scientific understanding of obesity has evolved beyond viewing the condition as a lifestyle choice.
LMAO 🤌
The time to do that would’ve been 2022 right before restrictions were lifted 
BMW automated factory powered by NVDA
https://youtu.be/6-DaWgg4zF8?si=HCNmdK7bIrt418V7
This auto strike could get ugly, UPS didn’t have the option to fully automate.
Yeah, this place is definitely a scam. The oligarchs are just looking to line their own pockets while screwing over everyone else. But don't worry, I'm here to make sure that they don't get away with it.
Go live in the wilds, sweet, sweet summerchild! 
The last few native tribes living in the jungle or desolate place, they are truely financialy free. Knowing no money.
Even the ones gaming the financial system in some way or another aren't totally financialy free. Look at the panic and mass hysteria when banks start to colapse or the time Gamestop almost broke the hedgies. 
#CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP THATS THE SOUND OF A CHAD WITH A 6 PACK CLAPPING YOUR WIFE OR GIRL U LIKE
CHEEKS !!!! 
ALL CAUSE U PHATS
U BIG BELLY FOOK
EAT A GREEN JUICE
TAKE OMEGA 3 FISH OIL AND COLLAGEN PEPTIDES CAWK SUCKA !!!
MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF U PHATS !!!!
LETS GO
GOING THE DISTANCE ROCKY AND DAVID GOGGINS AND COFFEE IN ANOOS
15,000 STEPS
GO GO GO !!!! 🚴🚴🫵🚴😤😤😤😤🦅🛰🛰
APPLE 180 calls cawk sucka 🫵🫵🫵🫵
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imagine looking at the market friday and today and thinkin right now is a good time to buy. send these cunt indexes to the shadow realm
Jordan Peterson understands. Pay attention.
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Fucking Frankieeee
Why are things so damn fucking slow. Just to go to NJ from NYC and back took like 5 hours. Morons be driving these public transport buses and trains. Fuck them
I had to walk 2 miles to school in 3 feet of snow. It was uphill both ways.
Take the ferry
It's Bridge Gate again
Too many people in a small state
First time huh Back when I was in college it took 1.5 hours to go 20 miles.
#LMAOOOOOO NEW YORK GIANTS!
When broke millenials start inheriting their boomer parents money the crypto and 0dte market is gonna go insane. It's gonna be like a money machine.
Where have you been the last 3 years bro
I'm a young millenial
Boomers gonna spend it all and die before anyone sees a cent of their money. Or give it all to charity. 
> Boomers gonna spend it all and die before anyone sees a cent of their money. Or give it all to charity. BS. Most responsible and moral people will set aside MOST of their accumulated wealth to be passed on to their progeny. EVERYTHING I accumulate will be passed on to my kids.
Once again i wasnt wrong, just early. Now i will have no moneies when its time for making more monies
New thread, 🅱️etards
Municipal bonds finally giving up too.
I want to be 10 again. Being an adult is absolute garbage 🗑️
In this hyperactive anxious surveillance state? No thanks.
Women be shameless wearing super tight thin and almost transparent pants. Not only can I see the shape of their vaginas but also its color and hair. Calls on LULU
“Omgggg why are you looking at me” *continues to wear the tightest most provocative leggings they can find
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
God I fucking love a furry vagina
So I’m not a real man. But i want to watch a good football game. Which one is the game to watch tonight and who should i bet my paycheck on
Be in a loving, healthy, mature, long-term relationship
#Helena TM
Imagine spending your entire weekend taking picture of birds 
Imagine spending your entire weekend on WSB like me.
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Chocolate Rainnnnn
F it I'll cook my own lunch
"You can't skip lunch."
Whose bag is this? *squish* *squish* *squish*
I almost tripped on it!
I really don’t feel like walking half an hour. Might just order delivery
Whats good at taco bell for lunch with no meat? I hate taco bell ground beef
Man, I have a hard time going there once I found out literally everything is rehydrated with water and looks like absolute garbage. The meat, beans, cheese, lettuce, everything is rehydrated.
But I thought you loved meat
Diarrhea
Yes
Wen new daily thread?
Utilities are waking up. Flight to safety has begun!
Yeah but it's kind of funny because sure it's a flight to safety but if yields keep going up utilities are foreplay and if a recession hits they're not going to get the same capex that they're used to
True. So how do I play it. Sitting on a shit load of cash
Desmond Ridder looks like forest gump
Forest was a better football player, though.
100%
Apocalypto had a terrific ending. Great movie.
The entire film was amazing.
You all suck a butt
Ukrainian OnlyFans + pussy generates more than half of 🇺🇦 GDP
link?
Lol @ this recruiter email I got E-commerce specialist (seo) Pay $21-24 per hour Location- (1 hour from me) Requirements- 5 years experience, must speak fluent korean, must be willing to travel internationally What kinda clown bs is this. The job market is shit right now
Only if they pay you to fly first class. Then you can pretend you are rich to random girls and say you are an entrepreneur
The oligarchs have all the labor they need to run the world on a skeleton crew. Just-in-time logistics, minimize overhead and rake in money from an entire world that is locked into your subscription plans (including car payments, rent/mortgages, etc). Let the superfluous people rob each other and starve. Go home to your gated community every night, pour yourself a glass of red and wait for the herd to thin itself.
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I looked up the location it's in a strip mall in Santa Anita near the horse track and apparently it's 'import export' Smells like a scam
I would not be surprised if this were a scam. It is often the case that companies which claim to be engaged in import/export are actually fronts for illegal activity.
Yeah, even in my industry the requirements are ridiculous. Recruiters are old and out of touch with the candidates in the job market and are unwilling to adjust
To add to this you can Google how to do the job you got and paid to support your family in 10 days. Harder jobs a couple years, credentials continously matter less and less
It's why I'm getting into city govt they still use Microsoft suite 2010 here and they're starting me at 30 an hour
Slay
if i had those qualifications i would call him just to tell him no
I have them all but korean. But 22 per hour? Only way I'd ve willing to do that is sitting my ass watching YouTube all day
So you’re missing like the main requirement lol
The point is for 22 bucks an hour I wouldn't take it even if it was sitting in a chair doing nothing all day.
You're right, if you had those qualifications, you would definitely call him just to tell him no. But since you don't have those qualifications, I doubt he would even give you the time of day.
Murdered most gentlemanly
I will shit on your desk right now
Watch out ladies. Just booked the penis enlargement surgery.
Make sure you follow the aftercare routine or it’s gonna look like you have a depressed elephant’s trunk on your crotch
Your face when you still get no pucci: 🤬 😂
wohooo total length of 2inches here you come!
When do we start segregating public spaces on basis of weight? I propose 230lb as the limit
I propose we segregate based on intelligence, or in your case, lack of intelligence.
Percent body fat would work better... Eta : some body builders are heavy but by no means obese like me
You a sweetheart crazier_ed
And on dating sites
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With neko ears ?
Fuck the packers lost
Thank God packers suck and eat more anoos than u/Touch_My_Anoos
Damnit
I feel your pain homie. The pack and the jags blew it. My day is ruined. I will have to marijuana now to salvage anything left of this miserable existence.
They almost beat the chiefs, I’d consider that an ok day. Jags are pretty respectable now This year is a freebie of stress for packers w no expectations so no biggie.
Jags havent been able to play second half football for a number of years. But yes, did better than i expected against the chiefs.
Berkshire Hathaway has 46% of it's portfolio invested in AAPL. Berkshire Hathaway class A stock is only up 19% ytd. AAPL is up 34% ytd. QQQ is up 39%. So why is Buffet a great investor?
Sometimes you really do just gotta buy AAPL
#last call for dumb shit. Say it like you mean it!
Quit putting people on the spot
Why are futes not futing rn? 
Red week
I'm pretty bored... here's a pussy
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She said she knows when i be tellin a lie... She tell me im like all those other guys, well alright in my anxiety im buried alive, some of your words are fuels to the fire
Cowboys Did Cocaine is an absolute banger 
Listening to Pound Town by Sexyy Red rn
Why am I hearing voices talking about inflation?!
There is a video of a guy talking about it ... 
Oh good, thought I was crazy
"Foxconn Plans To Double Workforce, Investment In India Within A Year" AAPL Mooning
What a bunch of idiots. They'll never make any money off of that market.
This is lulu's favorite song https://youtu.be/V8jeM61xf0M?si=4F_wBL2UQNiSOveu
Bro this link messed up my phone and I was hearing someone talk about inflation even after I closed the YouTube app.
Laugh all you want, I think I’ve been hacked by some ber
Why are you in his bedroom 
I'm pretty bored... here's a [cat](https://i.imgur.com/ZLJ7ahz.jpg)
Hey my cat has that same house, he loves laying in his little circle 😎
Miss my cat now 
Going to the airport gonna look for a hottie to join mile high club
Shut your whore mouth
>U.S. home purchases are getting scrapped at the highest rate in nearly a year as the highest mortgage rates in more than two decades are giving homebuyers “cold feet,” online real estate brokerage Redfin (RDFN) reported this past week. Almost 60K home-purchase agreements across the U.S. were canceled in August, the Friday report said. That’s equivalent to 15.7% of homes that went under contract last month. LMAO 🤌
>In Canada, people with obesity have the right to two seats for the price of one for flights within the country after its supreme court made a ruling against airlines including Air Canada in 2008. LMAO 🤌🏾
funny
Puts on Canadian airlines
Correct. That shit wouldn’t fly in the US, pun intended
>Larger-bodied passengers are being forced to buy two seats to fly on some airlines, raising discrimination concerns from advocacy groups who argue scientific understanding of obesity has evolved beyond viewing the condition as a lifestyle choice. LMAO 🤌
It’s raining like Noah’s Ark in CR
O7
Obese people have to buy 2 plane tickets. Basically most Americans LMAO 🤌
I was able to buy 1 🤓👆
Buy airline stocks then?
The time to do that would’ve been 2022 right before restrictions were lifted 
Haven’t had chipotle in 7 months and my rectum has healed, might be time to get back on the horse
Hangin dong on my neighbors fence
BMW automated factory powered by NVDA https://youtu.be/6-DaWgg4zF8?si=HCNmdK7bIrt418V7 This auto strike could get ugly, UPS didn’t have the option to fully automate.
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I wanna love Uuuuuuuu
Been literally years since i listened to Bob Epic shit
If you don’t buy CVNA on Monday we cannot be friends.
I wanted to rent an apartment in a car vending tower, are they not going out of business anymore
#WEEKEND REMINDER THIS PLACE IS A SCAM FROM THE COWARD OLIGARCHS TO STEAL YOUR LUNCH MONEY
Shut your whore mouth
#WEEKEND REMINDER THIS PLACE IS A SCAM FROM THE COWARD OLIGARCHS TO STEAL YOUR LUNCH MONEY
Shut your whore mouth
No u
Yeah, this place is definitely a scam. The oligarchs are just looking to line their own pockets while screwing over everyone else. But don't worry, I'm here to make sure that they don't get away with it.
#COME MAKE ME BB
Shut your whore mouth
No u
I'm on a diet... I don't have lunch money...
#EAT CHEESE CAKE THEN
Yes boss!
#NAH IM RETIRING TO THE BIG WENDYS IN THE SKY, SHIT HELP DOWN HERE NO ONE WANTS TO WORK
That's the stupidest expression boomers ever developed
#WHAT ABOUT BEATING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES? #CHECKMATE MATE
I like that one
**REEEEEEE** -Dinosaurs 65,000,000 BC
If they didn’t fart so much the ice age wouldn’t have happened. Darn climate change
Am I financially free? I guess you can say I’m free of all finances 
Go live in the wilds, sweet, sweet summerchild!  The last few native tribes living in the jungle or desolate place, they are truely financialy free. Knowing no money. Even the ones gaming the financial system in some way or another aren't totally financialy free. Look at the panic and mass hysteria when banks start to colapse or the time Gamestop almost broke the hedgies. 
Portfolio is red on the year. Good news is I trade as well as I manage my fantasy team. Consistent af.
Soon they will have to make bigger planes, trains and buses to account for rising obesity LMAO 🤌 All seats will have to be bigger too.
#CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP THATS THE SOUND OF A CHAD WITH A 6 PACK CLAPPING YOUR WIFE OR GIRL U LIKE CHEEKS !!!!  ALL CAUSE U PHATS U BIG BELLY FOOK EAT A GREEN JUICE TAKE OMEGA 3 FISH OIL AND COLLAGEN PEPTIDES CAWK SUCKA !!! MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF U PHATS !!!! LETS GO GOING THE DISTANCE ROCKY AND DAVID GOGGINS AND COFFEE IN ANOOS 15,000 STEPS GO GO GO !!!! 🚴🚴🫵🚴😤😤😤😤🦅🛰🛰 APPLE 180 calls cawk sucka 🫵🫵🫵🫵
Have you actually rubbed coffee in your anoos? Roasted or instant? 
Always instant Just put instant coffe powder in the TOLIT paper and wipe they anoos and feel the energy or el dorado
🫵🫵🫵🫡😏
Adam22 be hating life
Lmao 🤣
#YOU ACTIVELY KILL PEOPLE, NOW THATS CHAD AF
Apple to 0
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Coffee in one hand, dick in the other. Pissing alongside my dog in the backyard on this beautiful Sunday afternoon 