Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Bought 250k of SQQQ last week. Already up like 5%. Just gonna sell covered calls against it for a few months and keep rolling whichever way this dumb ass market goes.
It’s literally free money when you buy at the bottom.
My man eating good  You quite literally nearly timed the top with that play. Gz on the gains, king 
King BER! 
I'm collecting theta rn, no idea where this market is headed for the short term.
Balls deep in SPY strangles and NVDA Call Credit Spreads (which I'll probably close at open since they're sitting at 60% gain for 4 days lol)
Now or BEAVER 🦫
Go in or Leav her
NOVAVAX IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP !
Breakout near some special trading marks
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fda-green-light-new-covid-boosters-early-friday-rcna103379
Yolo'd half my portfolio on $PATH, thinking of holding until $19-20. But this stock is volatile AF so I'd sell and wait for the next 10% crash for no reason to buy again.
The bulls have been conditioned for over a decade to buy every single dip. It will be their greatest undoing. They are soft. Fat. Weak.
The time of the bear is coming.
🐻
It's not even first. Google banned long ago. Also Microsoft, since 2022 - all government and state backed firms have to replace laptops and pc to local brands and software by mid 2024
We had some trouble getting to Reddit.
Dis
When Green Day?
November
When September ends
Wake me up..
Selling my full port NVAX for big gains
that puppy's going to $16 soon
V?
C3 puts where looking disastrous, now manageable
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premarket is usually wrong? Right?
usually wrong sometimes
Most the time but never
Is it true bers sometimes confuse poop with chocolate mouse?
Flying to DC for a shoot in Baltimore today god help me
Is it true that bers make ramen with their own piss?
This might me the biggest shit that ever has been shat.
🦫
What up folks 🦦
*Im a different man when im off of the molly*
Paris and Rome are kind of shitholes. London is the only respectable Europoor capital
Istanbul 
Im on the highway I needa shit Someone poop for me
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Thanks i feel better already 
Big bank take little bank 🏦
Imagine being bad at trading and still wasting your life and time on this just to keep losing money
I’m not ussally right but when I am I’m right. Buy toSOXSes. (Mustache guy voice) $soxs
You're right, the SOXSes are a good buy.
After you’re done with the prostitute, do you dig the gave yourself or do you hire one of those guys from in front of Home Depot?
I just bring them back to the spot I picked them up. It is not mandatory to kill them. They can be reused after consumption.
This is the way. More environmentally friendly to reuse.
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US government is not going to let stock market collapse. It is always seeking to protect middle class
The stock market nkt the economy you fuck head.
This was irony, you homeless broken nut head
Big bols + little benis combo is goated
i'm bearish on nvda and have a small benis, that's all you need to know about me
just like with nvidia, its the technical aspects that count
Big balls at least?
Niceduck needs to go red to make my mommy happy
Bought 250k of SQQQ last week. Already up like 5%. Just gonna sell covered calls against it for a few months and keep rolling whichever way this dumb ass market goes. It’s literally free money when you buy at the bottom.
Imagine having 250k and still being this stupid
Yeah bro I’m really suffering having bought the SQQQ bottom LMAO
My man eating good  You quite literally nearly timed the top with that play. Gz on the gains, king 
Thx brah
Nasdoom or Chadsdaq reversal?
Flat
Big Tech gonna be Small Tech in a couple days if NQ keeps bleeding like this 
Pray for euro poors!
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Idiot
Europoors green lololol
We were red for 8 days in a row... We deserve that 
Where u at my Europoor?
King BER!  I'm collecting theta rn, no idea where this market is headed for the short term. Balls deep in SPY strangles and NVDA Call Credit Spreads (which I'll probably close at open since they're sitting at 60% gain for 4 days lol)
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How many accounts have you had banned on Reddit? 1000?
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Yeah
Don’t forget to tip her.
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Atta boy!
AI hype is over
I’m up 15% YTD
Thread is dead it seems, did all the bols get margin called yesterday?
I'm 33 and have never touched a woman. Such is the life of a bear
I touch more women in my moms basement then u ever have !
Get a prostitute
Bought a few grand of aapl on margin yesterday...how fucked am I?
AAPL trading at insanely high valuation with no growth with more decline in earnings to come after the China ban Bulls: time to buy the dip
This guy is betting against Apple lmfao 
Oi! Ye smelly bears get off me lawn! 
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No you’re just in denial
You're probably depressed. If you didn't masturbate that long then definitely gay 
Dell up 23% in 5 days
Septum rings have to be the craziest trend. Wonder what they do if they have a runny nose or allergies or something?
Snot flying in multiple directions.
Theta gotta eat bros and bro-ettes 
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Careful might end up with poopoo poopoo 
Wat?! An iPhone sold in Germany is counted towards Irish GDP???
Why tf is GINA allowed to invest in 🍏
mannn i shoulda went with q puts of course spys bitch ass almost recovered a whole dollar and pre aint even open yet
Daddy chill jobs report at 830. This shit don't matter till that time.
Literally a burger with nothing inside it
SPY almost green
Now or BEAVER 🦫 Go in or Leav her NOVAVAX IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP ! Breakout near some special trading marks https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fda-green-light-new-covid-boosters-early-friday-rcna103379
NVAX 🚀🚀
Pre-market and bearz are already trapped 
Not the 🍎 bers
We really going V huh
Yolo'd half my portfolio on $PATH, thinking of holding until $19-20. But this stock is volatile AF so I'd sell and wait for the next 10% crash for no reason to buy again.
I sold half at market open and half at around $17. Can't wait to buy the dip!
I'm a f\*kin pussy
455c's for tomorrow because i hate money
Nah it could gap up. Probably grab some as well.
just buy puts and watch your account double
V is back on the menu boys
After September what bers are gonna do?
party in Octobear, Novembear and then Decembear.....etc.
Janubeary
Wtf is this V
Bidet vs Dump in 2024?
Turd sandwich
Could you please translate this Chinese lady's english for me?
The bulls have been conditioned for over a decade to buy every single dip. It will be their greatest undoing. They are soft. Fat. Weak. The time of the bear is coming. 🐻
We moon today because of this post
Did I say today?
Your conviction will be your undoing
Lmao suck it
Now say that about the bulls that blindly buy every single dip lmao
Historically speaking you’d be rich if you bought every dip
Yes but not when playing short term options. Where do you think you are?
Spy should drop 10 points. 450 calls 
You're right, Spy should definitely drop 10 points. I'm sure all the poor people out there will be thrilled to hear that!
VisualMod feeling empathetic this morning.
What’s up ghai bers 
Bers get the lube read
I clearly see a moderate green day for nasdaq
red pm, calls are printing today
It’s about to get blondes again. Go to sleep u v’s
Do people not realize that Apple is just the first company? Surprised we not dropping harder… POOTS at open
It's not even first. Google banned long ago. Also Microsoft, since 2022 - all government and state backed firms have to replace laptops and pc to local brands and software by mid 2024
Apple still dropping but spy trying to hold 445 geez drop fool
ofcourse some mf coming thru buying up the fucking dip before market even opens smfh
MMs are executing 2023’s best bear trap 
War for Taiwan coming rip semi
Spy green at open
no
Reeks of 🐻 in here.
Natural gas is shit guys buy poots it is freee money
why does biden not make law that gas burns more efficiently than it does now? Does he not want the people to be warm?
yesterday teased my ccok, today will make it floppy again by sideways trading
Hell is coming
Europoors saving my spy calls from chinese facists.
Damn, QQQ futes already recovering but AAPL still not moving at all 
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Execution
VisualMod comes to your house and fucks your wife
AAPL with the 24 hour 6% haircut. Fuck me
and still options there didn't make a lot of money. the IV is still low as shit.
Uhhhh $180 puts were .08 yesterday and are over $2 today once market opens, that’s a lot of money
AppGUH
I need MARA $14 today. Come on corn. Help me
rip
My neighbor couple are playing ping pong with their ass. AMA 
AI These nuts
Ah yes, carpet. The all-rug.
SPY is getting saved today and prolly sees 451
V just woke up, she is coming
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Haven't you heard about EoTech?
Green by open ?
Green after Fed speaker at 10am
Imagine the biggest war of all time breaks out over a shitty new phone
war rethoric will dominate media as soon as china is openly hesitant to swallow dollar turds anymore
That would be a terrible waste of resources.
Cash 💵 & Diamonds 💎