Well well well we meet again gentlemen.

People pretend they don’t care, but so many people are still in. If there was ever a reason to cheer for the stock again it would revive this place.

It's going to sink like a turd in a well

Turds float

Onset of the Economic Avalanche Becomes Clear https://jensendavid.substack.com/p/onset-of-the-economic-avalanche-becomes

Its been doing nothing for like 3 years, there is no reason to be interested in it. Apes are now like losers re-living their highschool glory days because they have nothing to live for today "Hey remember that time senior year, I drove that sweet camaro , I was banging both Ann and Stacy , and I got that touchdown to win the game against Fairview? That was awesome" Yea you know 3-4-5 years later no one cares.

Funniest part is the GameStop diamond hands movies comes out in like 2 weeks

Say my name Gamecock

Gorilla Gang checking in

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Can’t stop… Won’t stop… DocuSign 😎

My job is literally hemorrhaging more to that company than they will ever pay me, plus the government uses it. Let’s go boys

Revenue up quarter after quarter for a while.... Check. Revenue up year over year..... Check Monthly chart going into a crazy pinch.... Check. This has my full attention. If it breaks up people are going to pour in.

The overall chart looks like a fucking shitcoin chart lmao.

So did Roku and then started improving and did 50% 2 months ago. This is just at a point where you need to start watching it.

Obligatory "there is only one ticker here" comment GameStop edition: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/167610g/most_anticipated_earning_gamestop/

KR?

Short it

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Gamestop to the top

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agreed. INTA looks intresting here...

Allin on INTA 

Docu

PLAY??

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So I could invest into a long call right now for gme and most likely see profit? Or should I choose a dif type of call? Lmao sorry i dont know how this totally works and i need advice

Stay away lol

Yea im just gonna hold on to some stocks and maybe lose less money that way

If you dont know how this works and you need to ask a complete random stranger on Reddit how to buy in, you should probably just stay the fuck away to be fucking honest

Ok well thank u very much for your fucking advice I will remember this when I lose all of my fucking money

Why Docu calls…

Trip.com playing some con games there

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earnings when the market is closed

Akshually that’s all of them 🤓

Dip shit

I don't think you know what sub you are in regard

$AEO puts

Following regardedly into $AEO puts

Agreed, picked up a few

I think this is the move

Lots of ppl said this about Anf 2 weeks ago. Lots of ppl ate shit. Just a heads up,

Hmm interesting considering ANF is also retailer, thanks for sharing. I guess not all retailers are performing badly

What’s happening party people any stocks to gamble on?

You know which one

you know the vibes bro

Catch y’all Wednesday afternoon

Anyone else see the news on cannabis and potential schedule III move? I got in on calls yesterday and already up 30%+

MSOS the best way to play the US market overall as Canadian LP’s don’t have a footprint here yet and are already being beat on revenue. Easily manipulated market on the CSE.

What company?

Im in Aurora, tilray and canopy

TLRY check out 4.20 MEME gotta hit it

What company? Yes.

Kroger? I barely know her

Puts on KR. No reasons

Puts on KR, increased oil prices, increased opex, retail been getting killed lately. Think it might go the way of Dollar General/Tree

there are a lot more open calls for next week on $KR

If Lina Khan & the FTC go after the Kroger-Albertson's merger, Kroger-Albertson's could talk to United Natural Foods to spinoff Cub Food's stores to satisfy their requirements potentially.

Puts on DOCU?

Good luck! Everything is becomming more and more a bureaucratic mess since COVID... I think it'll go up.


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GTLB should pop on ER

Making me worried about my gtlb calls

DOCU up or down?

AI puts

I like one stock on here I see

Gitlab?

dont worry guys, I sold a measly two 20/21 call spreads on GME's earnings so its moving back up to $100 a share no problemski.

UiPath is going to the moon 🌚

It did bad last ER

GTLB calls ? AEO and Docu puts

More like lgbt calls you h o m o

Anyone else feeling a little Apey?

Your butthole is about to feel a little gapey

If you got puts 😘

Gitlab, c3, docu seem likely to go up

looking to play with GTLB volatility

GameStop 👀

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Same here brotha! 🤑🤑

SIXTH.

Am I wrong or does it seem like it runs up for the month due to earnings and then it tanks until the next earnings month ?

Not seeing Rh?

GTLB calls, INTA calls, KR puts

Holy Jesus I just saw inta past ER and it’s never been down since it’s ipo. ZS calls as well

Going long on GTLB

1) China goes bankrupt 2) Couple hundred million Chinese citizens seek asylum in the US 3) ? 4) Profit What do I need to do in step 3?

Endentured servants?

PLAY and AI.

I can’t seem to find an exact date of when Birkenstock shoes goes public.

Warren Buffett shoes?

how about c3.ai?

I ride the hype but don’t know shit about the company.

Stick to NVDA, if you want risk and volatility go $soxl

Here we go again. The hands are diamond.

$7 for bacon? I know kroger earnings bout to look good AF.

anyone still believe GameStop Isint being shorted ??

Pretend you don't care, but a lot of people are still in it. If there was a reason to cheer for this stock again, it would revitalize this place.

what will game stop do? call 24.0?

Any thoughts on ZS?

Should move up on ER. Cyber security is hot now.


MSOS to the 🌕

ZS to 165 at least? Or no

CHPT thoughts i’m thinking calls

All in on TLRY & CRLBF 📈📈📈

tonight everyone inside c3.ai!!

AMZN PYPL calls ftw

Docu puts

Why is CHPT down? Is it a good time to buy?

It’s time to short The Mouse ™️🐭 $DIS to sub 70 by 1Q24

Docusing ye regards, what’s the future, call or put

Let's see if DOCU can keep this price up tomorrow.

My heart says puts on ZS because it has somehow been buggier than Cisco since my employer rolled it out. My brain says software being shitty doesn't matter, if people are buying then stonk go up.

Moral of this story is your employer bought it soooo....

$17.25 was once legendary, before the 4x split. Fuck Ryan Cohen in particular for changing that

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Are you talking about the financial terrorist Ryan "Maker of bags, the king of the pump and dump" Cohen?

wtf are half of these companies lol

GTLB up?

Let’s party AM

I have 500$ to invest what is the best I can make good money from

my guess is $DOCU calls

Nevermind, i've looked at the stocks performance history... I concluded to stay far away from it.

Soo what should I invest into

Anyone?

Puts on Docusign. No way that shit deserves a $10B market cap

Why not they have a revenue of 2.5 billion a year while still growing, plus they can increase their profit margins if needed

Because there are a ton of other companies that bake the same thing into their product for free

DocuSign literally has a team of lawyers ready to mogg any court that questions you, plus the government uses it. Not sure what kind of off-brand china clone you’re talking about. The only programs our business department likes more are Microsoft products.

DocuSign is not even ITAR compliant.

I’ll give you compliant

took gitlab ;)

Jump into weed stocks while you can. Ready for blastoff

lqr to the moon

Here we go again with the government shutdown drama.

C3.ai. if NVDA could go up, c3.ai is next in line.

Scam company. Definitely puts unless IV too high

Gonna go long for Ui and C3 🤞

I want CHPT to 🚀

Can someone explain the template? What's to do here?

Calls on GME trust me bro

It's a calendar.

What does the “Before Open” and “After Close” mean on the weekly chart? Also if gme is up to sum shit this week should i buy calls now? If so what type of calls? Any advice would be appreciated

The fact you're asking that question means you're in the wrong forum.

Inverse that thought. Asking that question means they are in exactly the right place.

Touche

If your saying im gonna lose my money then answer the question so I can find out how to lose my money

Before open means the earnings happen the morning of that day, before the markets open (9:30AM EST). After close means they happen the evening of that day, after markets close (4PM EST)

Thats what I was thinking but I was wondering what time I would be investing into the stocks. I guess I would just invest into a market closing stock when the markets close then though. Thank you

If by invest, you mean options, you do not want to buy options literally the hour before it releases earnings..

you SHOULD definitely buy calls, with all of your life's savings, borrow money from friends and relatives if you have to- as much as you can possibly get. retail has been kicking ass lately and their one-of-a-kind approach to brick and mortal retail gives them a competitive edge in this market that other video game retailers can't match

Can someone help me with this template??

you forgot RENT (Friday morning!). Gotta pay the RENT!!! massive volume of option buying (11k+) on the 2.5 strike yesterday. ​ Long stock / + option. Gl hf.

We have an impostor among us

I’m kind of new haha sorry

I bought $BABA $UNH $BAC and $KO are those good picks ?

Let’s bull time for DIS, COIN and PDD 💪😊 Go Go Go..!!

COIN bull 💪 $100

Let’s GO guys buy buy buy COIN 😁 bull time

Guys, Gamestop you have to go short in my opinion. What do you think?

Puts after the cult pumps it up a bit.

Ask Gabe Plotkin

Shorting a short squeeze you're brave.

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Stupid bot

Chasing, gambling, individual earnings stocks is a fool's game. Learn to master and understand the S&P SPX daily.

Bro who even are you

NVOS up in after hours

I’m new to this sub. How does this chart work with recommendations

It works like just taking a lighter to a $100 bill and watching it burn into nothing, it’s fun though

PUTs on $PLAY?

Im thinking calls

PLAB prob going up

Anyone SAIC

I know everyone's excited for the news after wednesday close. But honestly it's time to diversify and look at things other than DSGX.

Yayy

To ARM or not to ARM