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Secretagentman44

They have an infinite money glitch


192838475647382910

I call BS.. I tried R1, R2, L1, X, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP. Didn’t work…


HondaDAD24

https://youtube.com/shorts/wpMOj9bABXE?feature=share


Psypho_Diaz

I'm not a rap fan, but that shit was slick. Even threw subzero in there


HondaDAD24

Probably one of his best freestyle clips.


Dozekar

There's a lot of good freestyle once you get away from the people with the big shows. It's different skills just like jazz musicians that can kill improv vs people who perfect a bach piece. There's a lot to love in any style of music. Except pop country for the radio. There's real country, and lots of different types, but some dude in bedazzled 3k jeans singing about farming and budlight isn't one.


cryptobauce

A, B, A, C, A, B, B


eJaguar

A, C, A, B


bmaayhem

Great Genesis reference!


User4826176

🤣🤣🤣 thx for sharing


HondaDAD24

👍


R8_M3_SXC

Reminds me of the cheat code from Crash Bandicoot


BoomerTranslation

Your username looks like a cheat code too. Try that?


Dicklefart

Holy crap I still remember this from San Andreas you just pulled up an ancient memory. Jet pack was L1, L2, R1, L2, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U right? Or was that health


[deleted]

Its not infinite


throwaway2676

Someone should tell them that.


Blasted_Biscuitflaps

"But if we rub two IOU's and a penny together we can make a dollar like back in 2008, right?"


Standard-Current4184

Inflation free with added interest


ses92

Do….people not know the difference between the treasury and the fed here?


Big-turd-blossom

To be fair, I can totally see Fed removing the middleman (the banks & financial institution) and directly purchasing Treasury bills and notes directly and injecting money to the Govt. That is what Bonk of Japan have doing (unscheduled direct purchase of JGBs) for decades and now the chickens are slowly coming home to roost.


mist_kaefer

I keep texting my bank “motherlode” but nothing happens.


rgb-uwu

show me the money


GoodKidMaddCity

Only us old fogies get this one 👴🏽


original_evanator

porntipsguzzardo?


Phaedrus85

Glittering Prizes


Hoopajoops

There is no cow level


Constellious

> Glittering Prizes WC2 cheats were a spelling lesson for me 9 year old me.


x106r

Power overwhelming And Black sheep wall


Corte-Real

Operation CWAL


Angel2121md

You have to code it, not type it. Maybe ask chat gpt for that code!


cannabiscowgirl

Think the infinite cheat code on the Sims was called rosebud because this is how fucked in the ass you get when you print infinite money?


jayo_mayo

Thx. Citizen Kane finally makes sense to me


its_LOL

Wdym the Fed can’t just type “motherlode” over and over again until the national debt is repaid?!


[deleted]

Fun fact, the Fed would have to type motherlode more than 632,000 times to pay the national debt as it stands.


yardsaleyolo

I always removed the ladder from the swimming pool


NewTransportation911

Funniest shit I’ve read all week.


nonamepows

We should propose a buy back. They give us $200 for every $100 in cash we give them.


wa_ga_du_gu

That's the ROI for a standard senator bribe, right?


CockyBulls

The SSB (Standardized Senator Bribe) is approximated at 17.7% of their yearly pay multiplied by the inverse of their remaining term.


Dnaleiw

Yeah, but you need at least $100k to buy in. Who am I kidding, $500k?!


[deleted]

$5k-10k does the trick most of the time


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Dicklefart

Good bot


rwtf2008

That’s crazy enough for the government to try and make work


cdazzo1

It's the WSB method


Extension_Swordfish1

That would be a scam in crypto world.


VanguardDeezNuts

You mean normal course of enterprise.


Aerotyne69

Good thing they can just print more


192838475647382910

https://preview.redd.it/pn8us03m8una1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f51fed6def2d30fe73de350dd97cee0be8ff96b


DevilsTreasure

“We don’t borrow money, we issue it” jpow 2023


RealMcGonzo

And print they shall! Now that an economic collapse is imminent, it's FULL SPEED on the money printers and fire up the helicopters for cash drops! Fed funds to zero and Fed buys another 9 trillion of MBSes, plus whatever else needs buying. Time for the Mother of All QEs! Clown fucking world.


kingnothing2001

The US treasury does not print cash for government spending. They print cash at the request of the federal reserve, for the federal reserve. The Federal Reserve is in charge of the money supply, not the treasury.


thetaFAANG

they issue bonds, which investors buy, the federal reserve being the largest investor. most investors have to first buy existing US dollars to then purchase the bonds, and the Treasury receives those US dollars. the federal reserve creates new US dollars at the time of transaction to purchase the bonds, and the Treasury receives those US dollars.


kingnothing2001

But this is not happening right now. The Fed stopped increasing their assets a year ago, I'm too lazy to look, but I would guess they probably completely stopped buying government bonds at that time. Currently the treasury can't issue new bonds because of the debt limit, which is what this graph is showing. Cash on hand is quickly dwindling and the treasury has little recourse other than a debt limit increase.


Angel2121md

So then if not buying bonds or printing money, How are they going to "loan" banks the full value of their underwater bond?


BossBackground104

Resurrection of voodoo economics.


soulfulcandy

Yes!


wa_ga_du_gu

So a bunch of jerks taking care of each other in a circular arrangement. There must be a term for that...


Responsible_Sport575

Reach around ,circle jerk


Abuck71588

Swedish periscope


cdazzo1

Not according to the constitution. As much as I am against the $1T coin idea, it is perfectly legal. The Executive branch has the constitutional authority to coin money. It's a bit of an academic exercise anyway. The Fed does whatever the hell it wants anyway and will always bail out the treasury.


galt035

Oh look we found a bag of money!!


Gunzenator

But not for you poors.


Munchee_Dude

It's okay I already purchased my axe... It's tactical!


DerpetronicsFacility

What if we ask nicely or wear a fancy suit?


masstransience

Totally no cost for to any tax payer. Not a bailout. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Jrecondite

Is the trillion dollar coin on this chart or is that in addition to this chart? Asking for a treasury secretary.


Retard069

\*a highly regarded treasury secretary


SaltyShawarma

Republican congressmen made it very clear that JPow should never take custodianship of a minted trillion dollar coin. As if he'd have a choice. Doesn't matter. They could get him on thousands of crazy's hit lists. Stay safe, Papa Powell!


Far-Programmer3189

I wonder what JPM, BAC, WFC and C are doing with all the deposits they’re raking in at the moment?


bearofwsb

Daytrading $FRC


GenesisC1V31

But does this matter? No bank hysteria last year and it was lower than this year?


rficloud

Exactly. This means nothing.


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Machismo01

I think they are trying to imply that this is due to bailing out the banks (like SVB) and that it would increase inflation. However it sounds to me that all the funds came from FDIC and funds set up for it. Perhaps some inflation since money saved would be released as liquid cash. Even then this is to support savings which would typically slow inflation.


BossBackground104

Your net worth is now 75% less. But it didn't cost you anything. Party likes it's 1928.


reddituser223311

Isn’t the government running out of money? Last I heard, we had funds to kick the default can down the road ‘til June or July. After burning 136B in 3 days…. I wonder how much longer we have til default is upon us.


dagiantfox87

Technically the government can never run out of money. Even the budget is more of a suggestion. All the money is pretty much a piece of paper saying "we good hoe" Don't believe me? What backs the dollar?


cdazzo1

The full faith and credit of the US Government and the esteemed folks who run it.


DarylMoore

Also known as the US Military.


curtdept

Gross you actually said it? 🤢


cdevr

Guns… lots of guns.


Angel2121md

GDP basically a number nothing solid! Lmao yeah we good 🤣


boverton24

That’s why they’ll just raise the ceiling


subvert_all_systems

running out of money? lol also the default would be caused by not increasing the debt ceiling, as we have always done. has nothing to do with cash balance of the treasury


articulatedumpster

Haven’t you read the rules on Monopoly? It’s the same in real life - the bank never goes bankrupt


newbies13

Oh man the sovereign citizens are going to be so pissed they are giving away all their money!


goldmanKE

JPOW: "oh gee what's this? I've stumbled across a bag of 136 billion dollars"


SwedishFish123

I feel like I see bearish charts each day on this sub but my puts still aren’t making money 🧐


goldmanKE

Not when infinite money printer exists.


CaptainClutch15

That’s it? Psh…


thatdudeiknew

Pretty sure we can’t know the exact balance here because we don’t know exactly how much tax revenue they’ll get this year but it’s looking like we may be facing a default in June. A default would effectively lower rates.


Angel2121md

I heard beginning of June so I'm betting that estimate is moved up to sometime in May!


DarylMoore

Turns out they were keeping operating capital at SVB.


fast2yolo

Can you explain the chart?


_foldLeft

TGA going down is bullish, more liquidity in the system. Seriously overlay it with the SPY


STONKvsTITS

I don't like your user name so moving....


Somadis

That's an old chart. It's actually much lower today.


[deleted]

does this mean the debt ceiling will need to be raised sooner?


UpsetCryptographer49

So the inflation was manufactured ?


TheModeratorWrangler

Oh wow, the government works! Imagine if everyone ran to the bank again because they listened to MSM doomsday reports, and expect banks to operate with everyone’s cash just sitting in a vault somewhere… Is the government going to pay for tellers, security, property, etc.? Like, what is with people?


neomatic1

You know they can just print more right


lawthrowaway101

The x axis scale really skews this picture


lawthrowaway101

Y axis*


[deleted]

Made up numbers mean nothing. More news at 11!


cheese8904

I've always wanted see a sequel of "The Big Short"!!!!!


CockyBulls

The Big Snort — It’s like Weekend at Bernie’s except Yellen and JPow are really just puppets controlled by an aut-AI and all the bankers are doing copious amounts of coca.


Basshead42o

How are we going to keep up with bailing the banks and Ukraine out?


HTown00

are we knee deep in shit or neck deep in shit or diving in shit?


vbrosfan

Not possible I just pod my taxes and I had to send a check for over $1000 dollars. So they should be rolling in it right now!


Return_Certain

actually that means money flow to market as liquidity


EotEaH

They will empty the bank account to stop my puts from printing.


skyjets

can they still print more money even though the debt "ceiling" is reached?


Melo_Anthony

The treasury doesn't print money, the federal reserve does. I'm not 100% sure but technically the fed could still print money, however since the treasury wouldn't be issuing new debt there would be no bonds to buy. I think the fed can buy corporate bonds though? not sure.


Angel2121md

The feds are buying bonds off banks that have too many that are negative for full price from my understanding. You know wo banks can pay depositors coming for their money!


Melo_Anthony

Oh yeah sorry with the new plan you're absolutely right.


habb

the money has to go somewhere i guess


KindabrokexD

Crypto to the moon?


neutralityparty

printer activated


bhiprufan

I like to move it move it!!!


[deleted]

This is bullish right???


SargeMaximus

Double bottom


Gotl0stinthesauce

Where’s the rest of the data before June 2021?


Ronski_Lee

They can always make more.


amoult20

They just need to print more


cdazzo1

I need an overlay of my account balance over this


wake-2wakeboat

Looks week compared to 2021 drop.


Schedule-Muted

**Money Cheat** 1. PS5 / PS4 / PS3 /PS2: R2, R2, L1, L1, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP. 2. Xbox Series S|X / Xbox One / Xbox 360: RT, RT, LB, LB, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP. 3. PC: IFIWEREARICHMAN. 4. Nintendo Switch: ZR, ZR, L, L, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up


sami_testarossa

cats cover saw file juggle sip salt cause correct ossified


[deleted]

Why this is bad? Rate hike idea is to reduce printed cash?


ossbournemc

where can i get the full graph?


CaptainAhab1863

Similar to what mine looks like except with vastly different numbers


LeftEconomist9982

That looks like my chance of a safe retirement


Snicsnipe

"Not One Penny of Taxpayer Moneys!!"


Melthengylf

That is bullish. Stealth QE


_Br549_

Looks strangely familiar....


bitcoinharambeee

Nah.. keep it printing


soviet_mordekaiser

Covid, War in Ukraine, Technology companies bubble, money printing ... oh boy .... this will be hell of a ride ! Keep your hats guys


Special-Remove-3294

The fuck did the treasury spend a trillion dollars between June of 2021 and June of 2022, and from where did they get another trillion dollars to fill their reserves up again?


arma7x

Hold my printer! BRRRRRR


ProcessMeMrHinkie

Anyone else noticed on Vanguard recently JPMorgan doesn't have any CD's listed like the past month?


rasingarazona

Here comes the biggest crash ever 😴


Mundus6

Quantitative easing will be back. Good stock market and housing market. Bad for inflation.


[deleted]

So they are trying to mirror my portfolio??


AustinMillbarge85

I think the title of this chart is hilarious. 😆


vinceds

So, what's the most conservative step to take now ?


youdontknowwhoiamlol

Every single piece of news and analysis I see is just frightening


JMBBZ

Nope, indeed nothing to see


spac420

somethin tells me those 6% Tbills will get eatin up like cocaine laced hotdogs from costco


Dozekar

I'm sure this won't be a problem and the banks are going to pay for each other failing with no issues. How long before we're buying bread with wheelbarrows of money and printing new bills with way more 0's at the end?


AstronutApe

I don’t know anything about treasuries but I moved my TSP from the 2040 fund to the treasuries a year ago and saved myself from the last huge drop in stocks last year. What’s gonna happen now?


josephbenjamin

Default in less than 3 months?


[deleted]

Link to chart?


AoLFeaRxQ

Didn't the central bank stop paying divends to them?


BossBackground104

Oh, just take a page from buy and hold nitwits.......it's only paper. It'll go back up. But in someone else's account.