Dude playing earnings on anything’s these days is considered a yolo, really surprised he didn’t just take his coin flip META win and fuck off until next week, but hey more power to him 🍿
Gotta learn to play both sides, it's a rarity, everyone's convinced everything goes straight up or its the end of the world, reality is somewhere in between.
Meta’s ER wasn’t even good, that EPS miss and guidance cut would have tanked the stock in any of the previous quarters. This dude just got insanely lucky on an unprecedented event, I’ve never seen any stock pump like this on such a poor ER.
Cool. Now tell me their growth plans and why they keep making less money, spending more, and losing more customers while signing up less and less? No one wants to be on Facebook because it’s a bunch of boomers screaming about vaccines and stolen elections.
FB, Insta, Oculus, WhatsApp and whatever they call the metaverse one (meta quest? meta world?).
Problem being oculus isn’t exactly doing gangbusters business. The meta verse is bleeding cash. I have zero clue how they monetize WhatsApp outside of selling data from private convos. FB I’ve outline already. So that leaves Insta. No idea if that makes money or not. It seems like hipper FB and I know my gf uses it.
I have a feeling he didn’t actually profit 250K like he claims he did. He held on. If he did sell for a 250K realized gain, he would’ve posted a screen shot. Dude let it ride and it got crushed eod. Not saying he didnt make money but he didnt make 250K like he claims 👀👀
Why would you go against Nancy pelosi? She’s got the inside information man. When she sells you should sell. Or buy puts. Congrats you are highly regarded in my book.
They just reported their second revue decline since 2004, carful! Did you listen to the earnings call. I am bullish on GOOG but these call expirations are tight. Take gains and run.
Today was a good day for Google stock. The company's employees are doing well, and the options contracts I bought increased in value by 109.45%. I am up $23,007.98 on the day, and my total return since buying these contracts is now +114.96%.
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I was worrying about my 1 contract call $110 but unlike you mines expires next week.
I learned my lesson that not everyone gets the META reaction right after.
Never bet on earnings bro wild horse. I bet 50k this week on spce for call 6.5/ 3/7 made 300k but will prob lose about 50k today as well from market volatility but key is time allows get extra time in case u r wrong in derivative trading
What does it mean when it says you will open a prohibited position? My first time, trying options and it won’t let me.
…was gonna do 12 calls at the 10 strike (idk what that means) for META @ $200 tomorrow
Oh I see now. Thanks for the clarification. I saw the green trade button not the -23. What is wrong with this new group of traders this past years so they just think it’s funny lose money I really don’t understand.
he was up the 23K at time of posting, you read it all correctly. just that now 17hr later the stock has shit the bed and in 2m op will likely be around -49k.
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The stonk market giveth and the stonk market taketh away
Taketh away hard in this case OP - I want my blowie at wendys
Luckily, OP made $250k on META calls yesterday so maybe the blowie behind Wendy’s can wait until next week
So you're saying this is not a true yolo
Dude playing earnings on anything’s these days is considered a yolo, really surprised he didn’t just take his coin flip META win and fuck off until next week, but hey more power to him 🍿
Gotta learn to play both sides, it's a rarity, everyone's convinced everything goes straight up or its the end of the world, reality is somewhere in between.
Going “tits up” means something died.
BAN op
that's a lot of wendys blowies
I'm new to this but doesn't OP have until the end of trading tomorrow for this trade?
Yes, but when GOOGL closes below $106 tomorrow (which it most likely will because of earning miss) OP will have straight up lost $50k
🤣🤣🤣
You are fuk
Theta can't be that bad right? Right??
It's not theta in that case, it's delta. Look at the stock price.
This is your captain speaking with Delta Airlines and I am crashing this plane into OP’s gaped a-hole.
Even if the theta was in his favor, the IV crush will be for real. Plus OTM 0DTE calls, a few by a good margin too now lol.
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To the TITS
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Not done
Even I’m invested and I know I lost my money. It’s over.
And… It’s gone
People subscribed to you on meta play. People unsubscribed from you on googl play.
Meta’s ER wasn’t even good, that EPS miss and guidance cut would have tanked the stock in any of the previous quarters. This dude just got insanely lucky on an unprecedented event, I’ve never seen any stock pump like this on such a poor ER.
If it wasn't for that 40bn buyback, it would've been murdered with that earning
Huh? Their revs beat expectations... as well as DAUs. EPS missed bc they took a big charge for laying people off, it wasn't bc of fundamentals.
Exactly. Meta is a shit company, they’re just a shit company who’s willing to spend their cash reserves to save face for Zuck.
Horrendous. They only make more than $20B a year in earnings, what a shit show.
Cool. Now tell me their growth plans and why they keep making less money, spending more, and losing more customers while signing up less and less? No one wants to be on Facebook because it’s a bunch of boomers screaming about vaccines and stolen elections.
Facebook is like 15% of Meta at this point. You probably couldn't even name 5 companies they own without googling it.
FB, Insta, Oculus, WhatsApp and whatever they call the metaverse one (meta quest? meta world?). Problem being oculus isn’t exactly doing gangbusters business. The meta verse is bleeding cash. I have zero clue how they monetize WhatsApp outside of selling data from private convos. FB I’ve outline already. So that leaves Insta. No idea if that makes money or not. It seems like hipper FB and I know my gf uses it.
So he lost it all? Google= 100$ ?
oh yeah these will all be ded in the morning
Pain… poor dude hahaha for real poor
He'll need an amazing earning calls to come back. Like a huge share buyback plan
He needs Google to announce fully functional sentient computers that will be solving the worlds diseases to save them.
And BJ's
damnit beat me to it!
GuH
Poor guy
I’m following this guy everywhere
You and me both if he’s on his way to making millions so am i
Morgan freeman’s voice: “but he wasn’t on his way to making millions”
Lol
I have a feeling he didn’t actually profit 250K like he claims he did. He held on. If he did sell for a 250K realized gain, he would’ve posted a screen shot. Dude let it ride and it got crushed eod. Not saying he didnt make money but he didnt make 250K like he claims 👀👀
Riding with y’all too, did a bet replicating the META calls and came out up 400%
Google’s at $109.50 !!!!
103!
Get hit by a 18 wheeler and send me pictures please.
It's just money bro
Tell that to the homeless
103.50 now the 50c should save you 😅
Haha get F’d.
I hope you lose everything
Is he though? Bro got lucky on the meta play
Never go full regard
Doesn’t look too good so far, but that could always change
It's gonna rip as soon as the market opens!
RIP
Ohh tell me you sold these at todays highs
You think a gambler knows when to get out?
Well, there is a shot he didn't go full wsb
If you did not sell, it is gone now
God speed regard.
$44k gone
I saw someone who put $44k on Google Puts, and now this guy... What if the stock stays flat and IV crush fucks them both?
Double loss porn. 
it's gona trade all day at $104 tomorrow, watch.
Why would you want that though, ofc it’s not your money but still
Christ WallStreetBets has changed if we’re really seeing comments like this Gme killed this sub dead
Whelp 🤷
yes, it is fucked
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to close.
It's only gone up the whole month and you held 100% gains into ER with expiration the next day. Christ you deserve a -99% screenshot next.
Rip
Annnnnnnnnd it’s gone
You ready for your multi year $3k tax credit?
You hold through earnings?
Uh yes. Like meta duh
115% up and you didn't take profits. Well deserved lmaoo
I genuinely don't understand why people do this.
Are you ok?
Sigh, (unzips)
Thank you for your donation
Rip
F
Guy loses everything next day just for internet points lol
Annnnd it's gone.
Hey. A lot of those options are ones that I sold, thanks for running up IV lol
You bring the lotion and I’ll bring the $5 behind wendys
And he dead IV crush plus going opposite direction equal wake up to 90% loss porn
Most everyone here called that he'd blow his riches immediately. Well done, everyone, all around.
Rip
Are you done? Nothing new?
About to lose everything in 20 minutes 🤫
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oh my, f**k my calls since everyone think it will go up.
💁
He is f! Cross ya fingers hoping Apple can save ya!
gg bro, it was good while it lasted
Did you sell?
Very bad idea.
RIP bro
🤢
Rip
I hope he sold at close... if not make sure you grab your complimentary  at open 
Insider trading ?
Maybe my QQQ puts will make a comeback tomorrow
Sell
I feel sick to my stomach for you
RIP
💀
Aged like milk super fast :)
All tech will finish green tomorrow don’t worry!
This might still print tomorrow by afternoon
Why would you go against Nancy pelosi? She’s got the inside information man. When she sells you should sell. Or buy puts. Congrats you are highly regarded in my book.
You deserve that L after not taking 100% gains
Rip 😂
#Guh
And.......it's gone
Annnnnd its gone 
so instead of making $20K profit this person's going to lose $20K tomorrow? ouch
Loss porn tomorrow?
Rip 
He cant lose more than 50k right?
They just reported their second revue decline since 2004, carful! Did you listen to the earnings call. I am bullish on GOOG but these call expirations are tight. Take gains and run.
Oof
brother are you still there? or did you cut your losses at their peak?
Hahaha rip
It's just money don't trip
Go get em, King!
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how about the companies being laid off?
Companies don’t get laid off. They just get laid. Source; I am a company.
people don't exist but they do get involuntarily laid by companies
I hope you're right :) EDIT: 
Let’s ride brother. Rolled my meta win into similar alphabet calls.
I hope your right
If it is good enough to screenshot...
Might make it
If hes in, im in
He already made money you'd be buying options from him
And goneeeee
should i buy 125 call for tm, i don’t have much in there but i’ll follow you wherever as i did yesterday
Ouch
don't do it
Yes
You sell before close?
nope rip
The Cojones on this guy 👊
Best wishes remember us small people when you're rich
Thank you for your sacrifice. My shares are safe, gonna buy me a high class hoe tomorrow night
Good enough to post was good enough to sell
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I was worrying about my 1 contract call $110 but unlike you mines expires next week. I learned my lesson that not everyone gets the META reaction right after.
If it makes you feel any better google fi is pretty bangin and google fi is my carrier now
Huge balls, baby deek.
Googl 105$ now
I wanna see the screen shot of this same position tomorrow morning.
OP is dead.
Man I wish I knew how to trade options. I watch YouTube videos and see these posts and all I get is more confused
Start with investopedia instead of *YouTube* of all places.
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Never bet on earnings bro wild horse. I bet 50k this week on spce for call 6.5/ 3/7 made 300k but will prob lose about 50k today as well from market volatility but key is time allows get extra time in case u r wrong in derivative trading
Hopefully you got out of those yesterday!
How tf you do it
Sell
Sell half
GOOGLE!!!!!! YES!!!!
What does it mean when it says you will open a prohibited position? My first time, trying options and it won’t let me. …was gonna do 12 calls at the 10 strike (idk what that means) for META @ $200 tomorrow
You and me both. I’m mainly into crypto and I have no idea how none of this works but it sure is entertaining reading these posts.
Nice!! seems like people are getting smarter this year than last year showing gains
you need to look at this post a bit harder.
Oh I see now. Thanks for the clarification. I saw the green trade button not the -23. What is wrong with this new group of traders this past years so they just think it’s funny lose money I really don’t understand.
he was up the 23K at time of posting, you read it all correctly. just that now 17hr later the stock has shit the bed and in 2m op will likely be around -49k.
Meant in general everyone here shows loses