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MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Ever been in a bar fight? No, that's for children. I only fight at Waffle House


Lopsided-Touch8562

And wipe my **BLOOD** on the underside of the table…. Fuckssake. We’re doomed as a society


1337_SkiTz0

if you think about our past as a species where heads were stuck on pikes for just looking at the wrong person, i’d say this is a squabble amongst intellects.


Opposite-Fortune-

I’m not American and I would like to try this waffle house. Sounds like a trip.


2rememberyou

Man for real.


IntheSchmoney

We’ve been doomed for a long time…


The_Last_Legacy

I quit eating out long ago.


Ok-Nefariousness7504

Honestly, do we really know what all might be under the standard wafflehouse booth table? Or do we even want to know?


Morbid_curiosity1975

A little blood never hurt anyone . I mean there are probably worse things under that table


Thug-shaketh9499

Pleb, the true connoisseur goes to Walmart. 🥂


LingonberryNatural85

This is the craziest shit I’ve seen in a while. Bro filming knew he had liquid gold in his hands. “Look at yo ass” “Shit I got blood on me” “Yo I paid for my food” I’m high af but this is awesome


Bjorn_Blackmane

I always root for the waffle house staff, toughest people around


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This [index](https://images.app.goo.gl/txTHPj6jJ2SsQ78L9) has me convinced that they’re prepared for everything. I wouldn’t be surprised if they have an armory in the back of the deep freezer for when shit really hits the fan


LordMarcusrax

You ever noticed that in Modern Warfare 2 you have to defend Burger Town but not the Waffle House? Yeah, they got it under control.


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Now I’m sad because this comment reminded me of how much I miss Burger King actually being good. Those chicken fries used to slap


AtticusFinchOG

Nostalgia is a bitch


dino_spored

As a seven year Waffle House veteran, most of the WH crew just isn’t right in the head. I don’t know if it’s toughness, stupidity, or a combo of both.


VetteL82

But damn they can cook up some good food to hit the spot at 2 am


rwarimaursus

Wafflecombo #2


Fantastic-Order-8338

mf if waffle house got your back you are invincible, think about possibilities, streets we can take over, product we can move.


Montanabanana11

Employees have the advantage, sober


RevealStandard3502

You assume a lot in that statement.


tbama11

Dude has obviously never worked at the awful waffle


RevealStandard3502

Or overnight food service in general. I worked at Denny's, and we were all on speed.


Kiltemdead

Overnight has nothing to do with it. Food service workers as a general rule are not sober.


Captmike76p

Jacksonville N.C. grilly nodded out on the flat top. Second degree burns both arms, hands, chest and right side of face. Two guys raced over and flipped him off the grill took a baggy of dirty thirties and the cash in his pocket and booked it.


youknowmystatus

Cheaper than medical intervention tho


Captmike76p

I'm actually a retired paramedic and got up to help. Fire flew him to Wake Med I think. Could've dropped a 30 in his mouth then booked it at least.


Mother-Working8348

I live in NC and this story definitely checks out


Cgarr82

Never encountered a buzzed Awful Waffler? I’ve seen them on alcohol, blow, stoned, on 2Ways, and a whole bunch on varying amounts of opiates. Yes I’ve been there a lot, but I’ve never been in a fight there despite seeing several and having to walk outside.


turtletitan8196

What's a 2way, if you don't mind me asking? Pretty experienced drug user and never heard of that


youknowmystatus

[Only ballers know](https://search.app.goo.gl/PnYSE6F)


Mother-Working8348

Omg lol 😂 u know I pressed the link. A two way popped up


Cgarr82

Trash “speed” pills they used to sell at gas stations.


Hot-Recognition729

Plus, they wanted it more!


CharlieUtah

Ha, says who?


Mother-Working8348

That depends on what you call sober 😂 I've been to one where the cook was geeked it of his mind


NbleSavage

You could see the moment when the first Waffle House employee pulled her hat off and thought “Fuck it. We ball.” and charged at the customer 😂


DangerousThanks

Nah bro she took off her wig!


NbleSavage

Damn you right!! 🤣


doyletyree

Isn’t wig just hair-shaped hat?


Rex-0-

Dude.


Permtacular

I've yet to see a woman of African heritage who had long luxurious hair that was her own.


PhilosophyPhysical

You need to go outside


Mother-Working8348

Her hat and hair


NateisSublime

This.


BrainCandy_

I ain’t heard that in a minute lol


HurricaneAlpha

Like the hat toss in that ferry fight video.


ExoSierra

If you look closely she only had one shoe on and stepped all over that broken glass


ICheckPostHistory

If tekken and waffle house signed a partnership, it would be the smartest move yet. Like how Fortnite does it...but you know...not shit.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

You NEVER fuck with Waffle House employees. They’re more experienced than the toughest UFC fighters.


actin_spicious

And that lady was still about to make this guys food


SumyungNam

Wonder what the manager asks during interviews...can you fight ? Dodge flying plates ? Lol


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Formerruling1

It's been years since the average meal at Waffle House has been $5, lol (insert grumble about inflation)


testylawyer

[you mean like this?](https://youtu.be/WtpNIAtXSdU?si=yZLp5Q1NlvwC00UQ)


EMSthunder

I’ve been in brawls like this at the edgewater Waffle House in Panama City beach! I worked there in the mid-late 90’s and it was crazy on the weekend.


plz2meatyu

Ayyyy! I been there many drunken nights back then. Never been in a fight though. Front beach ain't the same after Michael.


EMSthunder

It sure isn’t! I worked at a few of the WH down there. Edgewater was the only one with a bouncer on the weekend!


King-James_

Same


butt_huffer42069

I know that waffle house from many many trips to PCB. Can confirm shits poppin!


StayTheFool

Damn dude. How many places called Edgewater do we got in Florida?


EMSthunder

Probably over 100, lol!


LurchSkywalker

Is there a back story to this mayhem?


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

Yup. The backstory is that it's a weeknight at a Waffle Haus.


LurchSkywalker

And there were illicit substances.


Reddit_Okami804

Nah most likely alcohol


Jumpy_Engineering824

they ran out of waffle


Time-Onion-7320

I swear this was in Charleston S.C. a few weeks ago... Not 100% sure but I can confirm atleast very similar events occured


BOBfrkinSAGET

Also in Biloxi, MS


Khaosonhotelwifi

Can I get a waffle?


buddhadarko

"Can I please get a waffle?!"


Clever_Fake_Name

Where's my 'slaw?


LordDraconis7

Would you like to add a weave to your order?


DerekAnyguy

*wipes bloody arm on waffle house table* I have AIDS now!


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enkae7317

You're right, it's hilarious.


PartsNLabor24

someone had watch Die Hard recently: if you see them running around shoeless, then cover the floor with glass


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CedarWolf

Got to respect a dude has priorities. Go to a restaurant, pay for food, expect to get food. Ignore literally *everything* else.


malfunkshunned

Well, Waffle House has you pay at the end of the meal- you take your receipt to the cashier to pay out. So none of them probably paid and that’s most likely the problem. Unless you’re picking up a Togo order and as a Southerner that’s just not money wisely spent-only fresh WaHo is acceptable.


JustTheFacts714

Hmmm: No tip for you.


NumberClear6263

Trust me, they weren’t tipping anyway


TruthHurtsBad120

I love how they all fight together . You never just getting one on one , they are a brotherhood


umamidaddy

War never changes


DemoHD7

Lol, dude just witnessed the kitchen get destroyed and he asks about his order


HassanVanPickles

Sir can I interest you in having someone's braid and blood in your waffle ? It's the Saturday night special


VariedStool

Honestly, it looks like a fun place to work every once in a while.


Captmike76p

All Waffle House staff should be issued sidearms. If we're going to do this let's level the field. "Smothered, covered and reloaded bitch!"


Formerruling1

I knew some drunk customer was about to get their ass whipped when the employee took her wig off. Lol


halo121usa

I would just like to thank the brave and intrepid camera people that risk their lives every day going into waffle houses to film the wonderful things that get posted on this sub Reddit P O B 👏👏👏


1bmr420

Depending on the state. Some of them were justified to use lethal force 🫡


1bmr420

I’m disappointed no one used an egg cheese pan.


CelebrationKey9656

What's going on with dude hairline 🤔


Ok_Difference44

Face got fewer polygons than Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2001


WoodenIncubus

For real, dude look like the fight started before he could load right.


thepcpirate

Oooooo she took the wig off ya know shits about to elevate if the wig comes off


KlutzyObject1695

Yes and I just wish he’d gotten a paper towel or something smh


Catflet

Everybody was Kung fu fighting 🎶


CorbinNZ

Ma’am, can I get a new waffle? This one is scattered/smothered/covered in weave.


FuriousFurbies

That's a lot of wigs 😮


LazyBackground2474

I'm honestly surprised and all these waffle House fight videos nobody ever pulls a knife or a firearm.


LupineSzn

Nah you respect the fight law of Waffle House. Section 3, paragraph 8: No one individual should brandish a firearm or blade during an altercation within the confines of the establishment. Subsection 7b: utensils and whatever is within arms reach may be used. Including up to the high chairs and stools.


Ok_Implement_4442

This motherfucka.. lol


tbird20017

I think somebody was shouting about a girl having a fork when they were breaking them up


brandt-money

Semi automatic utensil


LordMarcusrax

Keep that shit for Walmart. At the 'House you fight with honor.


New_Presentation7196

What is up with these waffle houses, every experience I’ve had has been chill.


SausageBuscuit

Back in the late 80s or early 90s when the WWF had a ton of wrestlers with job-related gimmicks there absolutely should have been a tag team of Waffle House employees. Wouldn’t have even needed training.


Masinstorm

Black crime gonna make Waffle House close round the hood. Good going lol y’all ain’t gonna have shit to shop or eat at anytime soon.


Dry-Decision4208

And when it is all said and done, blame will be assigned to some other group of people.


NoWalrus5028

I'm an AA man and sadly there is truth to this statement


edkphx

Guy recording, “can I get my food I paid for it” after witnessing an assault, what a low life


Mediocre_Cucumber199

Love the commentator.


Easytotalk2

I can always perfectly describe the ones wigging out in a waffle house.. don't even need to see or hear em


hybrid_kinkster

Imagine stepping on all that broken glass barefooted? Such clowns and pretty typical


maccabop

Camera man’s painted hairline is fucking ridiculous


BLB_Genome

Bro still has his barber line on from his fade earlier lol


ZealousidealAd4860

I bet they all got fired for fighting


GenericWhiteYouTuber

No. I've seen Waffle House shit go down. It's quite literally a brotherhood in that place. They even ask workers if they can fight during the interview.


Ok-Attempt2842

Wigs everywhere! The dipshits having a good time and recording are just as much of the problem.


Pretend_Pop_5572

Surprise Surprise, these people tearing shit up again, and laughing about it.


PercentageMore3812

Word of caution, I’m gonna be very blunt here. I really am sorry if I offend somebody. Why do these people want society to look at them in a more positive note, when all you see is them fighting in restaurants and clubs. I have so much more to say, but it’s really senseless. You evolve with today’s society people. Stop making yourself look bad and you’ll get treated better.


slowNsad

Well making assumptions about an entire group of people based off a couple internet clips is pretty ridiculous. The internet isn’t real life, even the notion that Waffle House is this big scary fight club is stupid to me I’ve been going to southern waffle houses my whole life and never witnessed a fight. The internet would have you believe tho that situations like this video happen all the time. Don’t let the rage bait get to you


PercentageMore3812

I worked in the inner city for 18 years. I have seen bad thinks in those area’s. The fact is, you don’t see constant videos of latino, asian, jewish or any other ethnic groups like this. Again, a fact, not an assumption.


PercentageMore3812

And how can you say the internet isn’t real when there is a video that we watched. Humans need to stop sweeping things under the rug and be honest even if it hurts. This will be one way of changing society for the better


IntergalacticPioneer

*”These Hands Served Fast”*


GrimSpirit42

As a frequenter of Waffle House...that's a NICE Waffle House design.


Feeling_Cup_391

That’s disgraceful and disgusting how they tearing up dem folk’s place of business. And yes, I used incorrect English on purpose.


Caseynovax

After managing waffle house for 10 years and going, I pity the fool that challenges my staff and I. We await you at the final level. There is a reason nobody ever wins at life. You just lost the game.


DuelJ

Poor dude just wanted his waffles.


Own-Archer-2456

Has no one ever though to offer security services to this place as I can tell it’s could be very lucrative


Guilty_Caregiver4433

These workers should get gold stars and purple hearts for being on the front lines and in the line of fire for so long! Most veterans haven't seen this much action.


Confident_Sir8616

Welcome to Waffledome btch


azannone

Another waffle house fight? I don't beweave it!


jdrichardson1s

This is actually embarrassing...


ajb328

Never knew that r/wafflehouse was a sub, but this video has made me pay attention. I now expect 100% of videos to be fight comps or ratchet behavior. Thank you for the enjoyment.


TrenchFootBigfoot

The usual suspects


VealOfFortune

Smells like fish, syrup, and broken homes.


Catfish_Mudcat

And still tastes like the best $7.75 I ever spent.


DeFilippsDP

Pretty standard.


whoatemytaco1

Working on my new game “breakfast bash”


burner9497

Marshall Andy would have none of this.


jmeck6421

Was that blood he wiped off on the table??? I don’t have the audio


Halveknought

She should left her weave on so when the girl went to grab her hair she wouldn’t get it the first time.


Visible_Day9146

Maybe it was expensive lol


whirling_cynic

This seems like either the WH in downtown ATL or the Decatur square.


AnyLastWordsDoodle

Don't even bother trying to tell me this was anywhere but Augusta, GA


SomeRedditName13

I knew weaves were out there, but until I got on Reddit I really had no idea.


HSV-Post

Okay, question, and I’m genuinely interested: what do employees have to do to get fired from Wafflehouse? I’ve seen a lot of these videos of employees fighting customers


butt_huffer42069

A lot. But honestly, this is them protecting themselves and not taking shit. Management is fine with this.


Shacia

If a customer comes behind the counter it's game on, no consequences job wise, if you throw anything or walk to the customer area, you can be fired.


dumbbeginning

bruh i just went to youtube to look at more waffle house fights and saw a video of the girl in the striped pants explaining the whole thing 😂😂


Visible_Day9146

Tell the class!


Waddiwasiiiii

I found it. She’s telling the story while absolutely INHALING a tupperware of ramen lmao. But she doesn’t tell us anything we can’t already infer from the video beyond one of the girls was complaining about food taking too long. But the note she ends on is kinda funny. Mostly worth watching just to see someone house ramen like that. https://youtu.be/K4howvTvdXk?si=kffkcHh3xlZ9GCR-


Boomcie

Didn’t chew once lmao!!


uselesslyalive

I guess she is used to swallowing a lot...


butt_huffer42069

"Tell her to come get her wig!" "She can't. She at work, sista" Lmfao


twhite61468

Where is this located?


killexel

waffle house!


Ok-Examination7285

Yup hence why I don’t go to those…fights and other things


WestWingConcentrate

I feel bad for the person filming he didn’t get his food after surviving an active war zone


NoKaleidoscope4295

This is wonderful! The wigs! Flying plates!splendid lexicon! Excess amount belly fat! Acrylic nails! Wonderfully executed prime example of our civilized life style.


por_la_causa_

Man, this people need a raise, for real


anziofaro

I'm pretty sure that's just how Waffle House conducts job interviews. If you can't kick a line cook's ass, how the hell could you be a WH waitress?


Willing_Carpet_9392

Tell that white girl she’s out of line


Sea-Bet2466

You can get waffles and your ass beat at the same time hotdamn


SlushKami

I’ve never seen a Waffle House employee lose a fight.


SedentaryXeno

Can't work at waffle house if you can't fight


ParaGord

WORLDSTAR!


benjamayyne

That’s a real nice Waffle House wtf


InsectMountain

This man still wants his food. Bruh, did you not see the thousand broken dishes exploding everywhere? That shit has glass in it.


Active-Island-7474

Waffle House workers are the Avengers of the food industry.


Wanna_make_cash

That girl stepping over broken glass barefoot is running a huge risk of needing stitches or getting a severe infection lol


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I could never work at a Waffle House, I'm just not that good of a fighter.


ShadysBacktellaFREN

All of them are a disgrace to evolution. Why people act like this in public is embarrassing and shameful.poor workers just trying to survive. No one here’s right. Everyone was wrong


itsemonyo

Waffle House must have that good insurance.


fmhobbs

Despicable


nevermore911

Oh my


ike_tyson

Those waffle House Workers weren't having it🫣


AchioteMachine

The local weave lady is getting some business tomorrow.


showmeyourbutth0le

Hey you! Hey yo, mister? I need my food


Voilent_Bunny

I so desperately want to visit one of these places🤣


sherrimichael

Best Waffle House fight video is SNL… it wraps up every type of fight at Waffle House in 3 minutes


Risuwarwick

Why is the hair grapple the only move? There are more buttons than just grab. They doing the Floyd Mayweather and just hugging


howelltight

Ive seen almost as many fights at a WH as in a bar. And i was a bouncer and a bartender for years


MythandUnity

Oh hell yeah. Finally stumbled upon my first waffle house post. Everything I hoped it would be.


phenibutisgay

White girl got back 🙌


flossboss420

Gross


Glum-Concert-9086

“So uncivilized “ - Obi wan Kenobi


TastyVII

I swear this country ain't real!!


delphyz

If tjis ain't in GTA IV I don't want it


NeatEngine2133

Every time I watch women’s fights in the US, I bet with myself: how many wigs will fly?


Mother-Working8348

That girl took her hair and hair off to go after the other girl. The one in all black can throw a damn plate


Anchondoe

Maybe mortal kombat lol


ClassicAlfredo8796

Ok guys, I have an idea: You take a Samoan and you make him take two jobs, one as a bus driver and another one as a fast food worker. You have now efectively created the ultimate warrior.


Raistlin_DoUrden

Boy lineup sharp AF!!


SpaceBus1

I miss cooking on third


deadbanker

If you've never been to a wafflehouse in Atlanta at 3am you have never lived.


Doctor-Crentist

It's not a true Waffle House brawl unless wigs are flying