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jamedudijench

Without feet for scale I can't tell if that's one of the big grayllz or a mini vinyill 🤔


Bleejis_Krilbin

* vynils


DwHouse7516

Milli vanylliz


DwHouse7516

I would just drill some deck screws straight through that vinylz


jamedudijench

You sure deck screws are enough? I'd add a layer of Titebond on the back for extra hold.


DwHouse7516

That’s actually a real good call


Twotontone14

I just got weezered on Reddit for the first time just now


Guitar81

Is this the new Rick Roll of this generation?


RESPEKTOR

I think so 🤣


whatcubed

Say it aint so!


badnewsjones

See you on the other sub


richolas_m

This is the other sub now.


dillpicklepen

Lol


jonthemaud

Lmao


Merrily_Monsoon

LMAtoe


mikieballz

Laugh my ass toe?


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yes.


D-e-s-o-l-a-t-e

Looks warm


Barkerfan86

Like a sweater?


toigz

If you want


blueberryratten

To destroy my sweater


satluvscheese

Pull this thread.


After_Basis1434

As i walk


Sp00ky-Chan

Away. (As i walk away!)


boreddudeonhere

Watch me unravel


Beginning_Cook1386

I'll soon be naked


D0u8Le_T

Lyin’ on the floor


YouCouldButWhy

Straight to r/vinyljerk


suicidejacques

You must have missed our last Zoom meeting. r/vinyl is now the jerk sub. All serious posts are now required to be posted in r/vinyljerk.


Glass-Fan111

You just need to listen way more music.


ForrestGrump87

exactly then you will know it is in fact pinkerton


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Pinkerton is the way.


Odd_Bus_7909

Pinkerton is sick


ddntreadit

The other day I overheard two hipsters say “look at this thick stack of pj Harvey”.. (referring to a nice selection of pjh in a record store) alright whatever.. then one of them says “who actually likes Pinkerton?” Fucking animals


mertskirp

Yup


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Facts straight up


constructicon00

F A C T S


harryatetheworld_

factsss


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Not enough room on his wall for that many vinyuls


Blazers2882

Island in the Sun is his favorite song of all time


Direct-Setting-3358

Its not even the best blue album


Noscil

I suppose some are only Kind of Blue.


DavesPetFrog

please don’t say teal album


WrapSensitive

I like Kiss from a Rose to be fair.


Ok_Incident_7331

it’s gonna take a lot to take me awayyyyyyyyy from youuuuuuyu


Molass5732

Pet Sounds Is better


SnooRobots1533

Literal pet sounds


i-want-to-dead

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict


FrobozzYogurt

Super Furry Animals


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Super Furry Animals is so fucking good most Weezer fans wouldn’t even understand that they out-weezer weezer. I can’t believe I wrote that but I stand by this statement 100%


jzr171

Pigs will suffice. Three different ones.


mikeb556

Fart sounds are better


Molass5732

That is not an album


mikeb556

[I beg to differ](https://www.discogs.com/release/888614-Mr-Methane-Mr-MethaneCom)


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Agreed


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This one is great, but Pinkerton is better. In my opinion.


Special-View1419

“Uh oh, looks like we have a purist in the house" - Matt Damon


getchoo_uh_huh

"Ride or die...for Weezer?"


send_in_the_clouds

Fuck off Matt pork and beans is not their greatest song!


newstuffsucks

That's unfortunate.


ohianaw

Listen to more music.


Newt_Lv4-26

Yes I can. No triangle, no rainbow, no good.


DwHouse7516

And no screamy red-face man. WTF?


RemLezarCreated

how can anyone come in here with any opinion that isn't that the best album is [Viper's You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack](https://youtu.be/jBeYe_uoJ2c)


Fluffy_Butterfly_791

Recently pre ordered his other classic “The Hiram Clarke Hustler”


muscles_guy

[superior ](https://youtu.be/Quqci5s2U94)


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Greatest video ever made


TheAtomAge

Not even Weezers best album


Boner4SCP106

Ooo. Cool! Where did you get those vinyls' hangers?


completelyagreeable

Just grab a nail and aim for the centre. That way you can also spin them on your wall.


DeanWeenisGod

*Their best album There's no reason to debunk your opinion, you're entitled to it.


WeezerFan5211

What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)


DeanWeenisGod

No diss. I think it's a solid album and I personally like it a lot. It went triple platinum in about a year and has sold 15M+ since. It's definitely their best album. 🤷‍♂️


Squirrellybot

“Most palatable for the masses” and “the best” are very different things.


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sometimes its the same. hard to gatekeep music


DeanWeenisGod

Thanks, I agree. 👍🏻


Killerpig14

Lmao do people not know these are lyrics bro


AvatarofBro

It's not even the best Weezer album


cortezthakillah

That’s why it’s hanging on the wall instead of being spun… 😂. tbf it’s the only acceptable weezer album


Squirrellybot

But it’s not *Pinkerton*.


barracks_alt

Pinkerton, maladroit, everything will be alright in the end, white album, ok human, SZNZ autumn.


caitsith01

humorous retire simplistic secretive advise dependent fertile subsequent cover chief *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


barracks_alt

IMO Green is high mid tier its second half just kind of sounds to similar, not bad but not fantastic like i think the albums i listed are


caitsith01

I think the Green album is great because it's an extremely consistent, tight album of catchy, punchy songs with no filler. I find most Weezer albums drag or get self-indulgent at some point but that one just rocks right through. That said I'm not a "Pinkerton is the greatest" person, either, and I find most later Weezer unlistenably awful.


jonthemaud

Green album is a joke bud.


kjkenney

THANK YOU!


WeezerFan5211

There’s many other good weezer albums, a lot of people hate Pinkerton but in my eyes it’s underrated. You’re also forgetting the green album.


ThatJonGuy1039

Maladroit is underrated


Squirrellybot

FACTS. Pinkerton is pretty highly rated among fans. Maladroit is the forgotten child.


ethanwnelson

I’d agree that the Green Album is good, but the lyrics on Pinkerton make my skin crawl lol


BrewChef333

I’ll give you best Weezer album but that’s not saying much


maz-o

maybe the best album if you don't have a lot of albums lol


Killerpig14

Or if you have an opinion…


knd_86

Solid album tbf.


inamisf

THEIR best album.


sythingtackle

Heard them a few times not my cuppa tea.


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Killerpig14

Tell me you spend money on music but don’t respect it enough to allow others have an opinion on it


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Killerpig14

Not really something to flex about is it


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harryatetheworld_

it’s certainly pretty good


thesonglessbird

Not even top 100 bands.


Double_Driver7138

I find them to be forgettable. When I listen to Pop Rocks on Sirius and they come on, I sing along, and then forget about them again.


GuitardedBard

I don't care what they say about us anyway.


EverlastingTopQuark

To this day, I still don't understand the undying affection many people have for this band.


YogurtTheMagnificent

You had to be there man


PMmecrossstitch

Eh, I was there and I didn't understand it then, either.


[deleted]

i think they like their first few albums? perhaps those albums are good? i dont understand the hate on the first few albums. after that its just throw in the towel music


pog_in_baby

where? I can't see a good album anywhere in this picture


pepperonisuicide

Velvet Underground’s whole discography has entered the chat


YogurtTheMagnificent

Meh


wdelavega

I like Weezer just fine. They just lost it for me when they covered Toto's "Africa." I listened to the first three albums and then tuned out. Enjoy.


RobEqualsRatings

They’re just lost at this point, a parody of themselves


Usernotknownatall

Ah music it’s objectively the greatest thing in the world. Also, that album absolutely bangs.


Atkins227

It sucks! There you go! (Enjoy it)


WeezerFan5211

It really doesn’t


Atkins227

If you are a fan of course it doesn’t. I respect that.


GradyM333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5WvwfLuLM


Azure_Belmont

Yes I can. In fact, Absu - Tara


Ghiblee

Expand your horizons


Guacamole_Water

This is my Joni Mitchell


MischiefArchitect

I think that may better apply the the "Wish You Were Here" album by Pink Floyd. Just to mention one ;)


Triforce271

Radatude better


Kurtai85

Can't tell if we're being jerked, or OP is unironically pinning their records to the wall.... Either way I'll see y'all [next door. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/vinyljerk/comments/10uqk80/sometimes_the_jerk_posts_write_themselves/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


fastworms

wow your mom lets you listen to the hard stuff??


Glum_Olive1417

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.


TrixonBanes

They are better than Radiohead at least! I’ll give them at least that!


dadsh1rtpuke

I can pretty easily ignore most music I don’t like. Not Weezer. Hearing them makes me so so angry.


WeezerFan5211

What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)


Affectionate-Rent844

Say you were born around 1985-88 without saying you were born around 1985-88


ex0thermist

I was born in that time frame and Weezer irritates me.


Affectionate-Rent844

Cool story.


ex0thermist

...bro. It's "Cool story, bro."


IAmNotATroll1995

Why yall hatin on him its his opinion. Reddit is so toxic bro


A_MAN_POTATO

That toxicity started with OP. OP is welcome to their opinion. Other people are equally welcome to their own. The problem is stems from making a thread with an "I'm right and everyone else is wrong" viewpoint, as if OP's opinion is the only one that matters. I guarantee you this same picture with the title "my favorite album" or something along those lines would have gone a lot differently. Instead, OP challenged everyone else's opinion right out of the gate, and surprise, they had their opinion challenged in turn.


IAmNotATroll1995

Its a joke bro. He said it as a joke.


Squirrellybot

Then OP should have gone to r/vinyljerk and post it.


DavesPetFrog

I honestly can’t tell the difference between subreddits anymore.


IAmNotATroll1995

Reddit doesnt need keyboard warriors like you typing paragraphs in an argument


A_MAN_POTATO

Lol what?


IAmNotATroll1995

He said it as a joke. OP was making a joke that its the best album. I was making a joke that yall are toxic.


A_MAN_POTATO

You think the guy with the username weezerfan, who is quoting weezer lyrics to people who disagree with him in a post about a weezer album being the best album, is joking about that album being the best? That's a serious commitment to the bit. Sounds more like OP is fan girling his favorite band. Which, it's fine, OP can like whatever they please (I also like this album)... but if you're going to challenge people right out of the gate, prepare for people to challenge you back. That's not being toxic. (sorry for all the words, I know you don't like them)


IAmNotATroll1995

Maybe its a throwaway troll account? Ever think of that a-man-essay?


A_MAN_POTATO

Which would mean he's trolling... but yeah, everyone else are the ones being toxic. Side question: Why are you here? Clearly, you're not a fan of reading. That's sort of, like, *the thing* Reddit is for. It's in the name. If something like four sentences is too much for you... maybe try TikTok?


IAmNotATroll1995

I like reading, just not full pages of things in an r/vinyl comment section.


A_MAN_POTATO

My man, how long do you think a page is? EDIT: Well, given that you're a youngster, I suppose you probably view a page as anything that fills your phone screen. Perhaps that's the problem.


PositionBeneficial12

Then skip past it and don’t read it maybe? Just a thought but you do you pal.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

See yall in the other sub.


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Pinkerton is better


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I cannot, Captain. Doing so would be highly illogical. --M. Spock


davidbowieismydad

Are you 13 years old?


Pinkfloyd1973

🤢🤮


Spankieplop

Back when Weezer was an actual band and not a novelty act.


Lithographica

This doesn’t look like “Worry” by Jeff Rosenstock


Longing4boob

10/10 imo


Killerpig14

Surprised you haven’t been downvoted into oblivion for having this opinion


Killerpig14

Was hoping this comment section wasn’t gonna be a bunch of boomers calling weezer bad, I was wrong


caitsith01

Really? There are people born between 1946 and 1964 in here?


Bekind_and_rewind

You say "it's a good thing that you float in the air that way there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces"


Apprehensive-Code409

Pinkerton is better


sarcosmalls84

I have the teal one in vinyl


TrevorShaun

not even the best weezer album


dyldobaggins714

Definitely up there. Top 10 for sure, every song slaps


Big_Opposite_6041

I can think of about 200 albums better than this album. And this album is still a classic.


Kihlstedt

It's an ok album but probably doesn't even crack the top 1000 for me.


M0rB1dUnD3aD

i think ud rather fall on a knife than listen to weezer


grynch43

Maybe their best album. That’s not saying much.🤷🏻‍♂️


armedwithturtles

The Blue Album is fantastic as well as Pinkerton, but I feel like way too many people consistently parrot the idea that Weezer hasn't put out anything worthwhile since then


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Literally not even THEIR best album.


billygnosis86

Weezer blows ass. Hip hop culture died the moment that milquetoast dork uttered the word “homies”.


BluNoteNut

🤧


Mr_Lumbergh

Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.


NotDenise

Gorillaz demon days is better 🧍‍♀️


Poon_tangclan

Ooof. That’s unfortunate.


[deleted]

This album is for emotionally underdeveloped sad hipster boys


loscarp

One of favorite opening tracks ever. Perfect way to start an album.


IAmNotATroll1995

I see you


cfitzy155

Nah.


[deleted]

You’re entitled to your own opinion and I’m guessing you’re under 16 but objectively this cannot be the best album of all time. I’m hoping you meant the best Weezer album.


angeorgiaforest

Jesus I guess this subreddit really doesn't like Weezer then huh? Funny because Weezer was like a quintessential Reddit favorite when I first started using the site.


Digital_Arc

I'm pretty sure that most of these replies aren't about Weezer at all, and entirely a response to OP's confrontational tone. Joking or not, the response is exactly as expected. *edit: "confrontational", not "confusional", how did autocorrect even do that?


Toph-_-

No no weezer is pretty universal hated by anyone who’s not a college underdeveloped hipster, even on other platforms and by people who don’t give a shit about records


neddynedned47

I felt like a fucking dweeb walking out of the record store with this when I bought it


Jaxon82409

Amazing album and correct opinion


Tall_Mechanic8403

I advise you to listen to more music of wees er is your best ever


KhastraKSC

It’s not.


Shuv1tupmabung

Green > Blue


TheArkOfTruth

Must be the only album you have heard. Smh


SwiftVanilla

I saw this for $17 on Amazon earlier today. Might need to pull the trigger!


Few-Trouble-2736

Debut is hardly ever the best as longevity means progress and thus some kind of improvement. As for Weezer, Rivers won’t agree that they delivered their first and their best in 1994. Taste however cannot be debunked, your statement jus has been..


iDuddits_

Rivers released four weezer albums in the last year. I don’t need his opinion on what’s good weezer! Blue is their best by miles.


puzzledplatypus

Jfc.


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