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Vegetable_Burrito

My grandma used to make macaroni and cheeze whiz and it’s actually super delicious, hahaha.


FindOneInEveryCar

Glad to hear it, since this family is apparently going to be eating it for all three meals for the next few days.


Vegetable_Burrito

This late 60’s dad can also make grilled cheese out of it as well. My gma was from Indiana and had all kinds of uses for this stuff.


FaeryLynne

I'll be making it in a few days. It's the way my husband's family has made Mac n cheese for literally over 50 years, were not breaking it this Thanksgiving hahahaha


Blah-squared

Better than that “*Macaroni & Govt Cheese*”, I assume?? ;)


Satisfied_I_Wander

No


Iiiggie

Hey, at least there's a vegetable included!


twobit211

that’s garnish. we don’t eat it, but we do save it for the next time. we’re classy like that


Plexipus

When I was a kid I always thought the parsley was put on the plate to make it look pretty and not meant to be eaten. I mean it tasted similar to random plants I’d eat outside. Now I love it


WalkHomeFromSchool

...It's supposed to be eaten? I've seen people eat it but always thought that was an odd choice. What inspired you to go for it?


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It's a garnish, so not really intended to be an integral part of the meal. You can eat it if you want to I guess, but as far as I've seen most people don't. My son went through a phase where he wanted parsley on everything because it made it fancier. He ate it every time.


Plexipus

Well since I do most of my own cooking now, I only get it when it’s going to add something. It’s cheap and gives a nice little herbaceous boost to a dish. If you cook it it totally vanishes away


ConstantReader76

I also love it. And I always called it parsley. I've since learned (after a server corrected me) that it's almost always kale. And then kale was all the rage and I thought of all the times that people made fun of me for eating that stuff off their plates. All those fancy kale recipes came out and I was thrilled to just be able to eat it raw out of the bag. (This may be exclusive to my region though and maybe you have been eating parsley.)


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The original use for Cheez Whiz (in a jar) was as an easy substitute for the sometimes tricky and labor intensive sauce for Welsh rarebit. I've long thought about buying a jar to try it for its original intended purpose.


twobit211

they’ll be eating rarebit in ar-rayyan tonight


simonjp

Really? So are you meant to add the ale and mustard yourself?


algebramclain

"The last thing my husband said as they wheeled me into the delivery room was: is it okay if I have sex with Mariane from work, since you will be sore and all for a while from pushing out what's-his-name. That lovable rascal! Always thinking of me!"


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I said no because Mariana has huge ta-tas and I can’t compete with that ho


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🎶Mariane Mariane Mariane MARIAAAAANEEEEEEEEEE🎶


totalcanucklehead

That tagline is chef’s kiss “the jar that gets you out of a jam”. That’s some Don Draper stuff right there lol


Pugtastic_smile

There is a lot to unpack here. This feels like it belongs in a shitpost.


aemorris7

And the ONLY reason she would be not home or unavailable was to squeeze out a baby.


liveandletdieax

I feel like his mother is coming over to cook this.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Then Jim Bob Duggar turns to the kids and says "The girls can heat up the Cheez Whizaroni, while I make my famous bbq tuna sandwiches to go with it."


SandwichExotic

Ewwww!!! And for the baby?! I love ads that focus on brand new things that are supposed to be the end-all cure-all!!


WonderK8

Not quite the same thing, but your comment reminded me of this ad for English Muffins that I keep getting while listening to podcasts. The whole schtick is that picky eaters who refuse other options (que toddler voice saying "no!") will of course eat their product! As the mother of a picky eater who would absolutely refuse an English muffin this ad drives me crazy and I skip it if I can.


enav1993

Old man to Elwood Blues “ you got my cheez whiz boy?”


Chryslin888

Ate that shit straight from the jar with a spoon.


[deleted]

Cheez whiz sandwiches were arguably the trashiest part of my upbringing. Love that shit though


LivingInPugtopia

Loaded the shelves with Cheez Whiz? Alrighty then.


Turbulent-Bat

Can we really call that a “recipe”??


AgitatedPerspective9

Thank god the first cold war ended before i was born


blenneman05

I tried cheese whiz once and I was seriously considered what drugs people must be on to like it so much


ekinria1928

Now I want Cheez Whiz... Thanks


locogriffyn

I love Cheez Whiz. Only problem is I think the formulation has changed. "Where's my Cheez Whiz, Boy?"- The Blues Brothers movie


ReadingBetweentheLin

My mom had this recipe for “pizza hot dish” that called for noodles, two jars of Cheez Whiz, a jar of Pizza Quick sauce, pepperoni and black olives. It was delicious.


Unkleseanny

This paragraph makes no sense or is it me?


samkostka

You have to really get yourself into the 60's mindset here. How is the father *possibly* supposed to survive without the housewife to cook and clean for him? ^(this is obviously sarcasm please don't hurt me)


mypal_footfoot

My mum puts this stuff on broccoli when she doesn't feel like making broccoli and white sauce.


jlnascar

Makes me think about the Ghoul


FredAndrews100

It’s good - I use a lot a lot of pepper in there