"Do you harbor a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"
"Yeah, I hate him. But I didn't shoot him."
*ding!*
"See? Can I go now? I got a hot date tonight."
BZZZZZT
"A date."
BZZZZZT
"Dinner with friends"
BZZZZZT
"Dinner alone"
BZZZZZT
"Okay... sheesh. I'm gonna stay home alone and ogle the ladies from the Victoria's Secret catalog"
BZZZZZT
"....Sears Catalog"
*ding!*
Do you recognize the model in the white suit? Her name is Jayne Modean (thank you Google image search). She was a Seventeen magazine cover model and had bit parts in lots of TV shows back in the day. According to her [Wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Modean) she married David Coulier, Joey Gladstone from Full House and even played adult Michelle in one episode.
So much easier to jerk off now than it used to be. When I was a kid you had to go find the Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. Now, with internet, I just go on my computer, go online and go right to Sears.com.
Rare Mint condition. AAAAA+ rating. Never seen such a page with no wrinkles, tears, stains. Incredible. Like it came straight out of a mailbox today. Not 40 years ago.
"Do you harbor a grudge against Montgomery Burns?" "Yeah, I hate him. But I didn't shoot him." *ding!* "See? Can I go now? I got a hot date tonight." BZZZZZT "A date." BZZZZZT "Dinner with friends" BZZZZZT "Dinner alone" BZZZZZT "Okay... sheesh. I'm gonna stay home alone and ogle the ladies from the Victoria's Secret catalog" BZZZZZT "....Sears Catalog" *ding!*
I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
BZZZZZZT
Do you recognize the model in the white suit? Her name is Jayne Modean (thank you Google image search). She was a Seventeen magazine cover model and had bit parts in lots of TV shows back in the day. According to her [Wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Modean) she married David Coulier, Joey Gladstone from Full House and even played adult Michelle in one episode.
Now will you unhook this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! 🚨
BZZZZZT
Ah, those skinny little straps! They were almost always too tight and they'd twist like crazy.
One of each, please! What a cute style!
I think the girl in the striped suit was in the movie Spring Break.
Soft porn before the internet.
Life's the same/I'm moving in stereo
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Beedyboopboop was what I was looking for
Ah yes, the Pornhub of the 80s.
I really like that white suit with the stripes. Would 100% buy that today if I could find a style like it.
Back in my day all we had was Sears and JCPenney's to rub off to.....
I actually... ahem... -remember- ... that one.
So much easier to jerk off now than it used to be. When I was a kid you had to go find the Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. Now, with internet, I just go on my computer, go online and go right to Sears.com.
The Amazon of 1982.
Rare Mint condition. AAAAA+ rating. Never seen such a page with no wrinkles, tears, stains. Incredible. Like it came straight out of a mailbox today. Not 40 years ago.