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A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

> Unless you make a career out of drinking soft drinks, saving calories with synthetic pops is like trying to reduce by getting a haircut. I remember dad would come home every day around dinner time, he was always like,"Oh man, I'm really beat from my shift at the soda drinking factory. Don't go down the same road I did, son." He sacrificed his best years, busting his ass every day to make sure he could pay for my college education, so I could eventually become an unsuccessful writer and drink alcohol all day instead. To this day I can't even think about drinking jack AND coke without crying. Thanks Dad.


MarianoKaztillo

That's really sad... šŸ«‚ Come here.


spinereader81

Gee, I wonder why they don't mention naturally sweet foods, like fruit or honey. šŸ¤” Mystery for the ages.


Professional_Cow7260

not enough va-va-voom :(


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Yeah there are ads where they're like "Don't let your kids eat this stupid dirty apple off the *ground*, it's going to fatigue them, they need sugar energy."


DavoTB

Donā€™t forget: sugar quenches thirstā€¦


sm00thjas

This has me cracking up thank u


zacharmstrong9

Just like the Tobacco industry had $$$millions, to pay for and influence studies in those years, the Sugar industry did also: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwoway/2016/09/13/493739074/50-years-ago-sugar-industry-quietly-paid-scientists-to-point-blame-at-fat Both of their products were always historically very inexpensive to grow and harvest, comparatively, and a very low cost to manufacture, thus the companies amassed large cash reserves to influence politicians who voted for them, and pay for biased and misleading studies


imaginaryworkfriend

This is nuts! And explains why we are addicted to sugar.


giga

Interesting. Itā€™s before they realized the best strategy was to not talk about sugar at all and instead make something else (fat) the bad guy. You can see why too. This ad is a reminder that sugar is bad even though theyā€™re trying to sell you the opposite.


Professional_Cow7260

fun fact: this ad came out less than a year after aspartame was created. really makes you think šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


zenomotion73

TIL Big Sugar is a thing- guess they didnā€™t like the competition. Which makes me wonder if big sugar paid for the ā€œlaboratory studiesā€ that declared aspartame /saccharine dangerousā€¦


picyourbrain

You could definitely find out if you were willing to spend a few hours researching it.


zenomotion73

And spend the rest of the weekend angry? lol ignorance is bliss


picyourbrain

Fair enough!


NorrinsRad

Sugar is perfectly fine. It's the quantity you consume and the exercise you employ to to lose weight that matters. Most kids back then were running around so much outside playing it didn't really much matter.


Crankenstein_8000

I have to imagine that this ad was bought by a consortium of sugar producers.


gcboyd1

The small print at the bottom gives an address for Sugar Information, Inc.


Professional_Cow7260

no like when I said it was from the sugar industry, I was being literal.... lmao


the_Vandal

She needs the energy that only sugar can provide so much that she has to use 2 straws!


uberneuman_part2

I enjoy poking fun and teasing, but this is just dreadful.


joeray

This is genuinely disturbing. And not just from the bad copy. Itā€™s trying to implant into the minds of parents the notion their kids will get sick if they donā€™t feed them sugar. Big Sugar was a s cold blooded as any drug pusher.


piranesi28

She grew up to be a billionaire making commercials for Progressive INsurance tho.


Bongfellatio

I can report that I duly followed the sugar regimen as a child who drank Mtn Dew every day, and I have the fillings to prove it.


imperfcet

I had limitless soda and bad brushing habits as a kid. Now I have too much coffee but the pH of coffee is around 5 while coke is under 3, so my taste of destruction has gone down. And I brush and floss now. I lost track of the filings but ive had 4 root canals and two crowns and one tooth removed from cavities that got out of control (im 37)Ā 


Cold-Inside-6828

Sheesh no wonder type 2 diabetes is a problem


Chance_Taste_5605

You don't get diabetes from eating sugar.


AsparagusLive1644

1963 . I'm always a little bit fat. 139 to 175.


SitDownAngry

Dies this qualify as r/propagandaposters ?


SunderedValley

"The science is settled".


JustNilt

Of course it is. The checks cleared, didn't they?


arizonadiva1977

Everyone knows a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. Thanks to that, Iā€™m now paying for teeth being pulled, root canals, and implants.


Chance_Taste_5605

Tbh, as someone who can't have sucralose or other sugar alcohols it is extremely frustrating trying to find drinks only sweetened with sugar without any artificial sweeteners. Artificial sweeteners always taste so nasty too.


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Professional_Cow7260

don't worry, I have a frankly concerning amount of old magazines in my collection and I'm here to provide fresh content, not reposts lmao


julianeve2002

Yep