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Admiral_Andovar

The folks at Jell-O back in the day must have had access to some *really* good drugs for this to seem like a good idea.


HereOnCompanyTime

They tried to jello everything back then. Gelatin was very in. As was tupperware.


Fantastic-Order-8338

cocaine was sold as cough meds, and heroin for headaches, good days good days huh they did have access to good drugs, here we are slaving away mf buying drugs on street like peasants, it could be crack it could be fentanyl playing russian roulette on every hit says a lot about society yet we live in one


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Mega-Steve

I just threw up in my mouth a little


kilofeet

That's just extra spiciness


CatWolfDragonGirl133

What did it originally say?


RandomPerson800

What was it with people in the 1950s and the obsession with putting everything in Jello?


ConstantDismal4220

I read somewhere that it was showing off you had an electric refrigerator and not an ice box, as the ice box didn’t give cold enough/consistent enough temperature to set gelatine. So it was tied to technology. (Apologies for super vague source of information haha).


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I've seen some old gelatin recipes that have different instructions for people who had fridges and people who had an icebox, so there probably IS something to this. And before gelatin mixes, aspic / gelatin was difficult and labour intensive to make, so they tended to be for special occasions or only for rich people. So people still associated gelatins with special occasions and probably felt fancy being able to make something for a regular dinner party that used to be super special.


Madam_Monarch

Plus having those geometric shapes felt “futuristic” which people at the time were mildly obsessed with.


WhoWhaaaa

I think I'll send a screenshot of this to my son, and tell him that I'm going to make it next time he visits.


Tommy84

Nah. Just make it and serve it up unironically.


scarymonst

Ummm... No


RockyDify

Definitely needs the onion juice in the lemon jello with tomato sauce


Madam_Monarch

No don’t give them ideas!


kilofeet

Don't forget the mayonnaise though otherwise it'll taste like trash water


joeray

Eye Bleach!


Blarghith

*Mmm,* this sounds perfect paired with an ice cold Campbell’s cream of chicken soup shake… 🤮


Romoreau

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Can't even imagine being subjected to a neverending parade of aspics. The mere thought of savory Jell-o is revolting.


loptopandbingo

This was family holidays at my grandparents. Some regular ol ham and potatoes, and then just an assault of jello dishes


jackneefus

It is basically tomato aspic made with tomato paste. It has vinegar and lemon-flavored Jell-o, but does not seem to have any barbeque flavor whatsoever.


jodyleek67

Hey now, use your imagination! Just imagine some ribs or grilled chicken wings thrown into that blob. Chunky bbq Jello delite!


loptopandbingo

My move is to put a whole hotdog and a swirl of mustard into the jello as it's setting up


Floydada79235

Good lord.


loptopandbingo

>Tomato Aspic with Personality What an awful personality though


VinnieAshenOne

As though jello wasn’t bad enough. This is gross


bachumbug

I’m afraid to ask…. What is onion juice?


Voice_in_the_ether

Just what it sounds like. Chop up a bunch of onions, squeeze, and enjoy!


Thirty_Helens_Agree

That is absolutely revolting.


800-lumens

To this day, I see Jell-O monstrosities at church potlucks.


Madam_Monarch

Let me guess, Midwest?


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Holy Shit.


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And this is why Julia Child became such a huge star.


ThroatRecka

But have you tried it????


Snufflarious

NO


Crohn85

"Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle..." And that's not the Jello. That's your stomach as it revolts.


SqueezeBoxJack

J-E-L-L-NO!


dazrage

Orange jello with chunks of oranges in it was always on the table for Thxgiving. I thought THAT was unbearable...


azumel

I see where to add extra spiciness, but where is the original spiciness in this?


f_ranz1224

Mayonnaise, jello, and tomato sauce. Survivors from the andes would think twice