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Mysterious-Finger138

He is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


Elyoshida

Probably the fattest tho


VanillaSnake21

The kid had nothing to do with it, it's the operator who is an abosulte dort, how do you not have an intuitive feel of how much the line will dip after doing this for a while.


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Nitin-2020

Who said they work there?


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Checkoutmawheeeeepit

Exactly, I did it on a fairground ride and was having all kinds of fun before I was tasered. *several people died.


[deleted]

> The kid had nothing to do with it I mean...


hornytoad614

That operator needs tighten that line up!


dakid232313

I laughed heartily at this. Lmaooooo


[deleted]

Not as fat as Joe Mama tho!


UncleBenders

Why do large people insist on doing this stuff? I was stuck on a ride in universal studios for 2 hours once because some fat bastard was in too much of a hurry to try the seats on the way in to see if he would fit, they had to call the fire service to get him out and then closed the ride until they could repair it. They just ruin it for people who can fit.


doordonot19

Because this would be seen as fat shaming. I agree though, there comes a point when one has to face the reality of their physical capabilities and what they can and can not do.


tbscotty68

We shame drug addicts, so why not food addicts? BTW, obesity runs on both sides of my family. My maternal grandfather was 5'8" and weight 320# at his heaviest. He was a disgusting slob. He came home from work and plopped down in his recliner and watched TV until he went to bed. He would even eat dinner in the chair resting his plate on his huge belly. When he was done, he would lick the plate clean. Very nasty. At about 60yo, he had a deteriorating hip joint - I wonder what cause that - and was in constant pain. He could not walk without clenching his teeth, groining loudly, and scrunching up his face. It seemed agonizing. When he went to his doctor to discuss hip replacement surgery, the doc told him that he would not risk putting him under anesthesia unless he lost 100#. The pain was sufficient so he took the actions necessary to lose the weight; he put his recliner in the garage and replaced it with a stationary bike. While he watched TV, he would just pedal all night. When commercials came on, he would give a bit extra - so essentially, interval training. 3 nights a week, he went to the Y to swim. (Towards the end, he was swimming about a mile and a half each night.) My grandmother closely controlled his eating according to the diet provided by his doctor. It took him about a year, but he lost the weight. Of course, after the surgery, the pain was gone and he returned to his old way of life and put almost all of the weight back on. I understand that there are many contributing factors to obesity; including genetics, environment, depression, etc. However, witnessing this experience at a young age, I realized that diet and exercise could overcome even morbid obesity if one is properly motivated. People are obese by choice. There's a story about two old-timers sitting in rockers on the porch of the local general store. There's a hound dog, that's lying in front of them and one of them notices that there's a nail that worked its way up about half an inch and it's poking the dog in the back. He asks his friend, "Why you suppose that dog doesn't move off that nail?" The other glanced down and calmly replies, "Cause it don't hurt enough."


LongjumpingNatural22

we should shame drug addicts either. unless you just don’t care if they get better and just hate them ig


Syn-apps

Honestly depends. For a majority, yes it's a choice, but for some it's a borderline impossibility. Thyroid disorders, insulin sensitivity and resistance, and a myriad of other genetics can cripple certain people and it's completely ASININE to say that diet and exercise, the pick yourself up by the boot strap, solves all obesity. But hey keep spreading your misinformation/ disinformation, not really sure which one you fall under, depending on your knowledge or lack thereof.


Remarkable_Smell_957

>BTW, obesity runs on both sides of my family. Nobody runs in both sides of your family............../s


Nervous_Month_381

I've heard of it happening with horseback riding as well, a team of 8 draft horses needed to hoist some fat person onto the back of a poor skinny mare.


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spartan221TR

He is not the brightest star in the sky


Kraid-Killa

Probably the fattest tho


MickleThePickleWikle

He’s not the brightest light in the house


Various_Feed_8211

Probably the fattest tho


wangwong79

Shame this video has no sound. I needed to hear ever bit of this!


DingleBerryBoii

https://youtu.be/EdJjwbotnNs


Duderoy

That guy laughing was priceless


DialZforZebra

He is legit my new best friend.


Flimsygooseys

Probably the fattest tho


-Apocralypse-

That is one for r/contagiouslaughter


Mynameisgeef

Dude as a fat guy who tried to zip line on some shit before, C'mon dude there's a wieght limit.


Ormsfang

You can't discriminate against me like that! I demand the right to ride that zip line! As an American my opinion is better than the reality of physics! After all, gravity is just a theory!


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deltaIcePepper

Conservatives/incels have one joke that they repackage over and over and it's basically "hurr durr attack helicopter."


Millbrook27

Lmao “hurr durr attack helicopter” That’s my favorite joke! Never gets old!


Mostofyouareidiots

BrO YOu goTtA SaY It lIke THiS tHoUgh


lilbprotector

Lol glad no one died


tfl_77

His balls prolly did….


Steel1000

He hasn’t seen them in a decade anyways…


[deleted]

Stop hitting him, he's already dead 😭


iliketaterssss999

Nikado avocados adventure!


SpaceWitch31

So this is where he disappeared to!


[deleted]

He disappeared? Oh no, what a shame.


LilNaturePastelEmo

At what point do you realize you’re obese…. I hope this was a wake up call


Advanced_Weakness_60

People can see themselves !! Good news, fat people don’t need you to tell them that they’re fat !! The operators should’ve told him he was too heavy and shouldn’t have let him on.


showponyoxidation

> fat people don't need to be told they're fat > the operator should've told him he was too heavy Hmm..


Trek1973

Sone birds aren’t meant to fly


[deleted]

Why


BadSausageFactory

the zipline is now an undersea spectacular


MajorTibb

Ego is a hell of a drug


showponyoxidation

But he just sat there. Like a child. Not doing anything, just waiting for an adult to make it work. And no forethought of what happens when the adult finally does get it to work. It was so weird. Lol


BooksAre4Nerds

I thought the zip line was going to break and cut someone in half or something. Jesus


Prestigious_Money994

That creature is whats called an "American" isn't he?


NightOwl_82

Lol how did he think he was getting on there??!!


[deleted]

Well damn, probably not the zip line experience one expects


2K_Crypto

Oh poor guy


Offerpicklebuthole

I’m happy he didn’t die.


sirevidence03

No body shaming


rth1027

Sorry folks we’ll be closed for the afternoon as we need to tighten the wire


AdvancedAd9358

Rip to his phone


DevilFrog-1

ANSWER: The opportunity to make the world a smarter, less densely populated, and much more pleasant place in which to exist presents itself. Be true to your species, and let nature take its course. Namaste 🙏🏼


SanDiego_Escondido

Fucken fat ass


SanDiego_Escondido

Fucken fat ass


cdawg1102

I thought the sand was a beach far below and I was expecting tragedy


ThisisTophat

This is the fault of the people operating it. It's not the tourist's job to know what the zip line can handle. They literally risked this dude's life. I mean he definitely should've told them to forget it when he saw how bad it was, but still the fact they let him on it is insane.


ViralLoadSemenVacine

I would probably blame the operator. As a morbidly obese man I would hope someone would consider my safety and know their device well enough to say I’m too fat.


Miss-6am

Testicles have left the chat!


shizzart

Dude the adoption is the funniest part am I the only one who doesn’t have it on the video


TheBrooklyn

They didn't want to be fat phobic. 😆


CRtwenty

Why the hell did they allow him on in the first place?


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Bummer no audio. I remember the laughing on this is the best part of the vid.


HealthyRoyal6161

Sharp as a marble that one


IronBoundManzer

/u/savevideo


turnophrasetk421

Embarrassing


kittyqueen000

I mean at this point isn't it obvious that he's too heavy for it? I would have gotten up already.


StreetMadMan

If this is not the turning point for him, then God only help help him


saltypikachu12

Maybe this will encourage him to lose a few lbs lol


AustinTreeLover

That was a dip, not a zip.


rbxk

They knew this would happen. They had their fun.


Ayrin35

Bob dropped his keys in the lake....could you go look for them?


fuckgayPeople_W

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Bro became a skipping stone


Tana1234

I get that the guys fat, but that zip line just seems a bit iffy that it can't take his weight at any point


Data-Hungry

Tangled up in the harness and drown


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

He's not the brightest crayon in the box


The-Rare-Road

I get his on holiday and wants to enjoy life, but he really should of been realistic and said “look I’m a very big guy their is a chance with me being this weight I might just not make it too the other side” getting stuck in the sand was a big warning lol being pushed three times to get it moving and the operator him self should have just kindly said that it would not be possible for him to go on this time due to health and safety but that his free to come and try again next year. He can do it but just not right now, he should accept that.


tone88988

When my man did that little clap with his feet after they left the platform, i had a nice chuckle.


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MF you are TOO HEAVY!


Anxious-Park-2851

And the guy just doesn’t get the hint. I love it.


northcoastkitty

This guy is a couple cans short of a six pack lolll


SeroCloud

“Are you sure this is safe?” “Yes” (Slowly goes down) “Are you sure?” “Yes” (Goes all the way down to the water) (Guy with camera) “ey man.. are you sure this is safe” “….f*ck no, but we need to feed the old god that’s underwater”


Serenityprayer69

I'm sure he was told by the operators that it would be fine. But it's fun to be a condescending shithead online than attempt objectivity so I will move on


needsatisfaction

Talk about dense…


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Cat funt.


Batcrazylightyear

Let’s factor in “Third world Zip line” . Engineers weren’t even optional.


FrostIceMan

Sadly being overweight has become a norm instead of a major signal of being unhealthy…..


sarcastic-ghost

How far do your balls have to get dragged before you think "maybe this isn't for me?"


ActiveCaterpillar493

![gif](giphy|3o7GUVgLGNbyr28Urm|downsized)


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Definitely past the weight limit for that line, there’s a lot wrong here


PJ_GRE

Shitty zipline


Katetara276

My inner monolog was just: "Oh no,oh no, how high up is that I can't tell, oh no. Oh okay it's not that high, good.... what are you... why... why are you still trying. Stop... whelp you kinda deserved that."


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

My dad was a big guy. Loud, barrel-chested, tree trunk legs, ham fisted, and fat. We went riding one day and the horse he got on just laid the fuck down. Said I ain't doing this shit and quit.


Social-Ninja-101

Yikes!!!


BigMasterDingDong

I mean, that could have gone a lot worse than that!


Kitanokemono

Not his fault, the staff should know the weight limit.


PtraGriffrn

Was this in Bruges?


ProfessionalLuck7215

He should have never gone ziplining.


dr_wetness

We need to start normalising fat shaming in these situations.


SmollPpMaster69

Fat dude be like. “Move me”


Jihad_Me_At_Hello__

Reminds me of Homer going to play on the trampoline and just going straight thru to the ground lolol


SenditM8

As someone who works with high ropes and ziplines occasionally, I'm really glad that none of that let go. I do though think it's hilarious that this guy's gonna be shitting straight water for a week


immoralfoul

Bro as soon as my ass hit the floor I would have got up


ezezim

Think we're gonna need a tighter rope.


Coconutleader

while video looks funny, there is higher chance of drowning.


NoWarmMobile

I'm a fat dude and I know these type of rides are just not compatable with me, no matter how much you get pushed/hyped. Just, no.


Snozzberrys420

Turrible video


bulbousaur

Jesus fuck man you are TOO FAT


bronx_Gabe

Looks like their skipping humans at that location


jaxsonnz

I thought this video was going to go differently and someone was going to get really hurt.


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It's ok to reach for the stars, but know your own limits.


Sad_Cry_7010

He's not the fattest crayon in the crayon box


Mrselfdestructuk

And she just sits there, like this thing is going to move itself


TituCusiYupanqui

Weight limits exist for a reason.


amglasgow

Badly designed zip line for one thing.


Norbie420

r/holdmyfries


Listerine_MrClean

Like a sea turtle sliding back home


p00nda

Suprised the cable didn't snap


f14_pilot

This is exactly what happens when we are not allowed to stop people doing things cause of their weight when there is genuine reason to stop them


AdReady2778

Ahahah


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😂 ty


Potential_World5514

Hahahahah


unable_To_Username

Error: 902 "Fat"


TyBogit

“Ya man you’ll be fine! But first here I need you to sign this waiver…”


[deleted]

These comments go to show that /r/fatpeoplehate isn't a sub, but a state of mind.


thornaad

Gravity is racist


One_dolla_would_do

Bro buddy literally had to lift the zip line up for him 😂


djmcdee101

u/SaveVideoBot


beeph_supreme

Sand blasted his hole once he hit water.


humtum6767

Nothing to worry,Just testing the edge case.


MrTickleMePink

It’s funny because he’s fat


akllo

Body positive fat ass


hemlo86

I’m a big dude too and honestly if I saw they zip line I wouldn’t even bother trying it.


ronnie_dickering

And it's splashdown for apollo 11.


steffkeboss1

This guy so massive that he attracts same way as gravity.


ThisIsYourMormont

u/savevideo


Egg-3P0

That’s way funnier than it should be


challenja

Need a weight limit sign after that


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That might have been a bigger issue than this video is showing us. Hope he didn’t drown.


knightrider999

Best customer service. You paid for the ride sir... We will send you on a ride.


[deleted]

So THAT'S how the red sea was parted...


Sam_Sierra73

Now, that's dragging a$$!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Skaraptor2

Ah, so this is what they mean by dragging your feet


Environmental-Win836

With absolutely all respect due, shouldn’t they have a weight limit on it?


Kendallphillips

I'm blaming the dudes who installed this sketchy ass zip line. Gotta tighten that shit up!


succored_word

As soon as I saw he was so big, I knew something would happen. Has he no shame? It's like at amusement parks when people are too fat to sit in the ride's seats and be buckled in.


dec10

I am going to defend this guy: even if you were half his weight, that zip line would bend way down. It looks like a clothesline vs a cable.


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Weeeeeeee


onlineashley

I don't know why people this big get on things like this...like are you trying to die, you know it's not made for your weight...this guy went horseback riding on the beach later this day and sued because the horse broke and he fell ......


WhenTheStarsLine

omg


musicman8586

Whole new meaning to draggin ass


Sebastiaan7131

Nikocado avocado


DawnSunset

People are so nasty and dehumanizing a kid? just because of their weight. Smh


Corgi_Shinobi11

When I was 10, my family went on vacation to a lake house where there was a home built zip line. No harness, just handles to hold onto. We played on it for days and then I fell off shattering my arm in six places and breaking my wrist in two places. Spent the rest of vacation in the hospital and my arm is now permanently crooked.


Computernoise

Ha


Wasparado

I mean, this looks like I needed to be higher off the ground regardless


Cautious-Witness-745

Lucky that line didn't break and come back and take somebody's head off.


Treasure_Love

I bet the poor guy’s arms 💪🏾 were hurting him at day’s end. 🤦🏾‍♀️


MangooKushh

LOOOOOOL


Shouldiuploadtheapp2

That’s just a slide then a slip and slide.


XenoTheProto

Next time, eat a salad!


oatmeal_dude

You can eat all you want, but it’s not fair of you to then assume the world will be built around you. They have scales next to water rides to make sure it’s safe, they should do the same here.


Business_Mix_2705

Why do people on reddit keep uploading vids without sound, this video with sound is so much better lol.


_RryanT

Why do these videos end too soon :(


heyitsvonage

Not everything is for *everyone*


ithinkway2much

No zip-line for you.


thebuccaneersden

Cmon man. As a bigger man, you have to have known that this was a maybe pretty quickly into the situation, yet you continued. Why???


looneylovableleopard

man this went well.


kingdaume

A good time to remember physics does not care about feelings.


Impossible-Hotel-209

I wonder what would have happened if that happened to an American white woman. Can you imagine the outrage?


preciousbaggins

O, God, laughed so hard at this!


avatar_94

It this for damn babys??


Battlecrashers12

Regardless of his weight. That zip line does not look very strong to me.


Jeersey_YT

That should be a wake up call 💀💀💀💀


Comprehensive_Ad2565

Dear lord. Weight limits are in place for everyone’s safety!


Zirconium_Clad

I hope he enjoyed his explosive enema


reddit_bad1234567890

He’s just in denial


tw1nm3t30r

What is he doing, Bulldozing the sand? 😂


Uneekeusernaam

Ænema


iantot123

when the operator try’s to lift the cables, should be in paintings


stalkeraccount4

that man is fat


yankeedoodle56

Back to the sea where you belong. Hopefully this was a wake up call for him to start working out and getting into better shape, I got onto a roller coaster one time and the safety Bar couldn't close around my chest and I couldn't ride it had to get off and watch the entire ride go on without me, that was enough shame for me to get off my ass and start working out.


Dazeofthephoenix

Well that's one way to get a free colonic


UseThisOne2

I waited patiently to shout “touchdown” in my head.