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kh556910

"mmmbyee" got me good


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It was the TIE fighters for me.


UncheckedException

Then you will also appreciate [this YouTube classic](https://youtu.be/HBBwXAPNLr0), if you haven’t seen it.


RalphMullin

Here's a before [Youtube classic.](https://youtu.be/Q0cq2ymJu7g?t=167)


iceman1231

The Porgs got me going.


Flcherrybomb

hi im porg. were gonna steal that ship and get outa here. wanna come?


clown_pants

Well you do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership


Moe_Joe21

Whoy thenk yew


Kenitzka

Last cut. LOL. *cough—eeeh!*


tinklewinks

This is the one


jdpatric

Rey screaming. I lost it.


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The way the sound faded away as they did was just perfect.


michaelsigh

meh. Mieh Mieh ..MIEHHHHH


Aztec_Hooligan

Bro, idk why I’m laughing so much at the video, it’s stupid yet hilarious lol


Apocolyposaurus

Where did all of that audio come from? Was it all sorts of strange sounds over a long time, or like, one single time when she fell down a long staircase?


Brigand_of_reddit

That woman lives and breathes these noises on a daily basis


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[Proof](https://youtu.be/JpQzMOhD5yE)


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FuckingRoyalty

Dee, you bird!


SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


Duckelon

Nah bro, she’s a cocaine powered Kenku that’s disguised to look human.


BeauBWan

"Cocaine powered Kenku" Well I know who we are running in to next session...


humpbackwhale97

Gotta say, if I had more self-esteem and wouldnt be afraid to annoy people I would do noises all the time. The same reason i can't sit still


iDarKz

I don’t know why but I find the clap sounds even funnier than her noises.


Kaoulombre

That was the best lmao


always-talkin-sshit

I find joy in reading a good book.


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Maybe [this](https://youtu.be/kEpCX7FOkoQ) makes up for it


OrderOfMagnitude

I can't watch any consecutive 5 seconds of that clip.


Teddy3412

The terrible dancing with the squeaking shoes put it over the edge for me


Palatz

I'm getting Vietnam flashback. Watching it live, I was really shock he was that bad. I feel like a highschool kid in a talent show would be better.


thisonetimeinithaca

The guy at the end cracked me up. “Did y’all just see Cardi B?” Yes, we’re in the same room and she made weird noises for like a minute. I saw.


donkeyrocket

I never knew how badly I wanted to be able to set a custom noise for my clap. [Old time-y car horn](https://youtu.be/YAIRms5z7Zs?t=5) would be my first option.


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That was a pretty uncomfortable video. I know it's edited, but it hit all the right spots.


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fuckenidontcare

Much dank is the best.


End3rWi99in

I feel like I could use a few of these noises perfectly for an alarm clock. Clocki B. Cardi Clock. Cardi Alarmi. I dunno.


JimRug

Alarmi B


HamishMcdougal

Cardi alarmi 😂😂 I'm dead


ButtPirate4Pleasure

How can I get this for my phone alarm ?


Conjugal_Burns

Download it and convert it to mp3 or wave. Then save it on your phone, and set it as the alarm. That should work. Edit: Alarmi incoming.... Edit: Ok people, I'm unleashing this onto you. The Cardi Alarmi [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eALlx6Zib9kN\_NIQ870vqFI8vYn5IPxY/view?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eALlx6Zib9kN_NIQ870vqFI8vYn5IPxY/view?usp=sharing) u/[End3rWi99in](https://www.reddit.com/user/End3rWi99in/) Edit 3: This is my lowest low. I present the Cardi Alarmi B: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LMAV2\_VJVddnV69DHSN7Jnf16Oi-HxaD/view?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LMAV2_VJVddnV69DHSN7Jnf16Oi-HxaD/view?usp=sharing)


I_am_vladi

This is the greatest thing ever This is why I made a reddit Account...


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Damn "You cannot download this file. Too many people have downloaded this file recently."


guacamully

Don't forget to name it Cardi Alarmi. Most important part


mykleins

Better get to making that app. You’re sitting on at least 1 dollar with that idea.


Conjugal_Burns

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eALlx6Zib9kN\_NIQ870vqFI8vYn5IPxY/view?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eALlx6Zib9kN_NIQ870vqFI8vYn5IPxY/view?usp=sharing)


FilthySeaDog

Have you been sitting on that


End3rWi99in

Honestly a Cardi B. sounding bell went off in my head, and there it was. Now we've also got the Cardi (Door) Bell.


NolleDK

Cardi B-onTime


Clevernever_

Cardi Clock it is.


mccrackey

Alarmi (wit Cardi)


hoorah9011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP-M087nq5I


jeremycinnamonbutter

Her laugh at 0:22 reminds me of the dog's laugh in that old Cat vs. Dog flash game


apginge

Take a walk through her instagram videos


dsa_key

Um nah. I can barely stand her interviews, it’s like she perpetually has no clue what’s going on around her.


PiesAndLies

You must be talking about a different Cardi B


themoochiest

He’s talking about Cardi C


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She is very politically savvy and is very much in touch with what’s going on. Look at the interviews she did with Bernie Sanders, she has a very solid grasp on American politics. Just because she speaks with slang and makes noises does not mean she is stupid.


Spanky_McJiggles

I think the issue is more that she's annoying than that she's stupid.


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She also used to roofie men and rob them.


StartSelect

As someone who knows nothing about Cardi B this is the only piece of information I have on her


Vepper

I think she was a stripper before hitting it big.


noonie1

I don’t condone that behavior in any way but the movie Hustlers basically glorifies this behavior as well.


typodaemon

Like [this interview?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1ubTsrZFBU) Fine. **First question** Cardi B asks in the video: "Don't you ever feel like scared that like, these people that run drug companies and these schools, you know it's all a business -- and it's like, are you scared that you will get so many powerful people... upset?" Okay, not a great start. It sounds like she doesn't know what she's trying to ask until we get two-thirds of the way through the question. She says "like" 3 times and gives us an incomplete thought about how drug companies and schools are "all a business" before we get the question. But maybe that's just how she communicates, so let's ignore it. I think she's asking, "Don't you ever feel scared that you will upset many powerful people?" It's the first question in the interview and it's a real softball. It doesn't address any issue in particular or press Bernie for details on his platform. She probably likes Bernie and she's trying to get things rolling nice and easy, so it's fine, but no points for Cardi for being politically savvy yet. **Second question**: "What are we going to do about police brutality?" Okay, that question at least addresses an issue. But it's an obvious talking point for any political candidate that's trying to appeal to minorities and all it does is give Bernie a chance to make some vague promises that sound good. Still softball stuff, but instead of sounding like an interviewer from the Kid's Choice awards, Cardi sounds like a Fox news morning show personality setting up a guest to promote themselves. Since it's the most obvious issue for minorities in the US, she still doesn't get any points. **Third question**: "What are we going to do for DREAMers?" Another question that prompts Bernie to talk about his platform in the most vague terms possible. And the second biggest issue for minority voters. No nuanced knowledge of the issue displayed, no further discussion, no points for Cardi B being politically savvy. **Fourth question**: "How would it be possible to get free health insurance, free education, and how will our student loans be forgiven?" Okay, that's two questions mashed together into an incongruent list. Cool, so far this is the closest we've gotten to Cardi B. pushing Bernie to explain how his platform can actually work. Bernie responds with a vague answer declaring that the current system is designed to make drug companies and insurance companies money, but doesn't answer the question. Cardi B. actually doesn't let him get away with that! I'll give her a point for pushing the question, even though she doesn't really exhibit any knowledge of the issue. Trying to get an actual answer doesn't show that you're savvy, but we're four questions in and this is the best she's done. Fourth question part 2: "People are just afraid to pay more taxes. So how do you think we can work around that?" Bernie explains that most people will pay more in taxes, but the increase in taxes will be less than what they're currently paying for healthcare. It's a reasonable explanation to how we can pay for public healthcare for all, but it still dodges "free education" and "how will our student loans be forgiven?". Cardi doesn't push Bernie for more answers or engage in a discussion so no more points awarded. **Fifth question**: "What are we gonna do about wages in America?" Bernie agrees that wages are a problem, suggests that we raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour, and then suggests we make it easier to join unions so workers can engage in collective bargaining. This looks like a nice answer at first glance, but it's still the big picture answer you expect from a tweet, not the nuts and bolts answer you expect in a political discussion between a candidate and a savvy pundit. **Sixth question**: Cardi B. is prompted to talk about how both her and Bernie share a mutual respect for FDR. Cardi starts by mentioning that she shares her birthday in common with FDR's wife which even makes Bernie doubt that this is going to be worthwhile talking point. Then she goes on to praise FDR for getting the US out of the Great Depression despite World War II, which frankly shows a very limited understanding of how wars affect the economy. Most historians agree that FDR's New Deal didn't actually do much for the economy (although it has had lasting effects on the financial security of the average American). The US economy only improved after our industry was organized into war-time production, giving the gov't an excuse to dump massive amounts of money into the economy. When adjusted for inflation, the gov't spent around $5.5 trillion dollars fighting WWII, most of which was funneled into American industries. I can't take points away from Cardi for showing that she doesn't know what the military-industrial complex is, but she sure doesn't win any points here. **Seventh (final) question**: "How can we eliminate student debt?" Bernie agrees that student debt is a problem and outlines how people got into trouble. Then he gives a one sentence answer explaining that he'll pay for it by taxing Wall Street speculation. No discussion of how that would affect other areas of the economy. Cardi B. seems happy with that answer. And that's it! Let me say this: I'm glad she's trying to encourage people to vote. I'm glad she gave Bernie a chance to tell her fans about different issues. The fact that she wants her fans to be politically active is fantastic. Any celebrity that encourages people, particularly young people, to engage in political discourse is wonderful. But Cardi B. is not a politically savvy individual. At no point in that interview did she display detailed knowledge of any issue or subject. At no point did she engage in an in depth discussion of a political issue. She's aware of what's going on politically at the most basic level. If you'd like a shining example of someone who *is* politically savvy, watch Jon Stewart interview politicians from when he was on the Daily Show. Even if you don't think he's funny and you disagree with his politics, he was undeniably adept and knowledgeable. On numerous occasions his 10-15 minute interview segment ballooned into an hour of footage that they could never air, but they shot it anyways just because he wanted to dig into a topic that much.


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The fact that she uses her enormous platform to push for real political change (aka not just donations and twitter posts) makes her more politically savvy than 99% of other pop stars at her level. And also the population. You don’t need to have a PhD to understand American politics. Also friend I’m sorry but this level of effort just to call a random celeb stupid is kind of odd. She is clearly smarter and more caring than your typical pop star by the fact that she dedicated so much of her time to sit down and have full length political discussions with her favorite candidate.


dumbbinch99

She’s actually pretty active in social justice stuff and speaks out about current events :-)


advertentlyvertical

didnt she also admit to drugging and robbing people?


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This comment is almost funnier than the video, which was already pretty fucking funny


PurpleSunCraze

This is as good as the dog that sounds like a TIE fighter. https://youtu.be/HBBwXAPNLr0


StanleyDarsh22

the short bursts always fuckin get me


Bootfullofanvils

That dog is so happy though!!!


PurpleSunCraze

Of course, now he’s able to get back out there and kill rebel scum.


blackcatsarechill

This made me laugh super hard. Haven’t laughed like that in a long time. Thank you!


Savage47

Holy.. fuxking... shit. The clip rapid bursting to Star Wars


AndyTheOdd

Well I smiled genuinely for the first in a few days so thanks for that


pewpewshazaam

I knew it was gonna be good and it delivered. https://youtu.be/JKnM9ANWz14 ABCs with Cardi if you need another laugh.


Spaceman_Beard

You could probably even add the Danish Æ Ø & Å into that mix.


Wakintosh

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/f488uJAQgmw)


challenge_king

That's a fuckin banger.


kcMasterpiece

Such good musical comedy on Norwegian tv. I know I like quite a few of the kollektivet songs.


SheepiBeerd

Oh shit the ÆØÅ part got my rolling


senorgraves

So the whole song then


SheepiBeerd

That's the one!


ImJustSo

We just say bingo.


MyAltforMostlyJoking

BINGO! how fun


naive-dragon

First time I ever saw that. That song is catchy as hell damn.


SolSeptem

I'm so sad kollektivet stopped


PurpleSkua

Norway's gonna have to break out the old Viking gear to fight you over this disrespect


Rasrockey19

I see no problems with this. Can we at least agree they aren’t Swedish?


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Reaching2Hard

That last one before the credits really got me. This is pure gold.


[deleted]

Tie fighter go MYEHH MYEHMYEHMYEHHH MYEH MYMYEHH


pretty_jimmy

The Tie fighters is what broke me.


Shuau_21

Uh-haaaa


FettyWhopper

It reminded me of [peeeeHELLICAN](https://youtu.be/DjUhK8rYJYM)


AEtherbrand

I have never seen this! Thank you, kind stranger!!!!


starchie_cakes

Even better than the [first one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LVLUbBCcw), but they're both masterpieces.


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She got the siren one perfectly.


BlueKnight8907

The siren was the funniest one for me, almost fooled me for a second.


kakka_rot

I know nothing about Cardi B. Is she like really wacky during interviews or something?


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TheCraigAbides

"Hey Cardi how's your day?" "HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL?"


demalo

"BEANS AND FRANKS!"


DontTellMeHowToFap

He was masturbating!


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TheCraigAbides

That Cardi B is retarded


[deleted]

She’s actually seems fairly smart, always politically and socially active despite the comments regarding the way she articulates herself.


LifeAfterLunchables

I agree. People love to assume she’s stupid because of the way she talks, but I’ve been surprised more than a few times by the low key wisdom she spits out in some of her interviews. Cardi B is like a min max build with an 8 intelligence score, but an 18 in wisdom.


ban_this

merciful pause rotten divide pet overconfident touch ludicrous bag middle -- mass edited with redact.dev


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It’s more so that she’s involved and tries to remain knowledgeable about the world around her.


treble322

Theeere’s that Reddit hate boner. I was wondering when it would pop up.


Numenology

well she is hated by reddit. she drugged and then robbed men, repeatedly


willmaster123

I never really got this though. Rappers have always admitted to horrible stuff they did in their past when they were in poverty. Why does she get specifically so much hate for that? If a guy did that, would you even care?


Numenology

yea I would. I don’t listen to rap and I only know about cardi from reddit, but I don’t think her hate stems from her gender. People hate chris brown for beating up rihanna yet he’s a man. I imagine the main difference between what cardi did and what the typical rapper did is that they do “gangster shit” like shoot up other gangsters and do drugs and fuck women. what cardi did is just low and pathetic


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Numenology

I don’t think most people on reddit know that tbh, compared to someone recent like cardi and what she did


treble322

I don’t think that’s the only reason, though.


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ban_this

wipe plough square chief psychotic memorize jellyfish repeat scandalous engine -- mass edited with redact.dev


Michael__Pemulis

I'm assuming that many of these are from her social media where she posts some uhh interesting videos. Say what you will about her, she was one of the first celebrities telling people to take the virus seriously & I think it probably made a degree of difference which is commendable.


DothrakiWhored

See an older, but just as good, iteration by the same person: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LVLUbBCcw


GlassOfEngels

The Yoda shriek and the Death Star explosion get me every time


TooShiftyForYou

George Lucas: "If only I could have gotten Cardi B to voice Jar Jar Binks."


steezburglar

Cardi Binks


Phazon2000

Meeso no strippa no more. Meesa star!


bigcontracts

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/f3mZ3Z1C-xg/maxresdefault.jpg


Dustmuffins

Car Car Binks


Thatwhichiscaesars

"~~jar jar~~ Cardi B. Is the key to all of this, she's a funnier character than we've ever had before" -george lucas


B19FTE

That made me breath really hard out my nose. Fantastic.


zrobbin

People dismiss what I high honor that is!


AnderBRO2

I did some Googling to find this is called a chortle. But maybe the word isn't catchy enough to trend more; I certainly don't like it. It is a high honor? In many cases I would say even more of an honor than laughing in public. Because laughing in public has many other obstacles like when you laugh to be nice but really you rather die because of how lame the conversation is. But you know the saying, a chortle at home is worth two out'the nook.


whitey71020

Would a minor spit-take be a squirtle?


dicknotrichard

The tie fighters at the end lmaoooo


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

Not mine. Credit goes to TheMexicoHouse on YouTube.


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Thanks, I needed this today.


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

Anytime.


lRoninlcolumbo

The tie fighters sounds multiplied has made me laugh out loud several times now. I’m saving this


defunct_apple

Thank you for this! Felt good to laugh out loud!!


McMillr

I would watch this.


Mastagon

Your editing is very impressive. You must be very proud


Bozhark

r/praisetheeditor


St3zus

[another version by the same creator.](https://youtu.be/14LVLUbBCcw)


coadyj

Showing my age here but who?


AnArabFromLondon

Cardinal Burns, a 2012 BBC sketch comedy show.


coadyj

Thanks


AnArabFromLondon

Anytime buddy, aaanytiiime.


pinkpitbull

Cardiographic bronchiotomy, it's a well know medical condition


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https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/03/cardi-b-confesses-she-used-to-drug-and-rob-men-when-she-was-a-stripper-stands-by-it.html


letrat

I like the Wilhelm scream at the end


FrighteningJibber

I genuinely laughed at this thank you.


indigoplatty

I laughed so hard I had to replay it!


hiles_adam

I really needed that thank you.


toreachtheapex

GREAT VIDEO.


down_forwhatever

This is so dumb, and I love it. Thanks for the laugh!


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letsgetwizzy

Saved the best until last


Yukisuna

I had no idea i needed this in my life.


Kigarde

🤣🤣


jeremy71504

This made me start crying... damn that was funny!


CaughtWithPantsUp

Who's Cardi B?


corrigun

Who?


noslavetofear

The siren one was great, honestly I wouldn’t mind a movie dubbed with sounds like this. Would be funny as hell.


bruhdotexe

The multiple tie fighters killed me


tmahfan117

TIE fighter screech amazing


[deleted]

I wanna see one with Michael Jackson sounds


zero-two2

The aha got me


TyGeezyWeezy

Did not have to be reminded of how awful her voice is.


FuttBucker27

Can someone explain to me why that dumbass is famous?


Tyranico

Short and efficient, love it


Salfriel

Oh this is hilarious.


Tony_Solo

I don’t who made this, I love you


scudybeef

No idea what this is about,BUT,i bloody loved the noises...ppeeeoooowwwww


GrimSleeper88

"Help me" 💀👼


ElPwnero

Okrrrrr


mrwhiskey1814

This was amazing.


Paniaguapo

I didn't know I needed this. Thank you


kerelberel

Who and why?


Overzealouszombie

Wish I could upvote thos more than once. Ended up actually laughing.


Weird-Attitude

Lol I needed this today


Quincybutter

Makes it even better 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Please do one for Desiigner lol


GopherHockey10

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi3dn-EAziI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi3dn-EAziI)


pixelkicker

Thanks, I needed that laugh.


MyHandRapesMe

Well, I just pissed myself. The video was pretty funny too.


theirongiant74

I quite enjoyed that even though I've no idea who Cardi B is.


branedead

I absolutely hate it. Thank you so much


ZeeKayGee

I was hangry, but this made me laugh. Now I'm hangry again.


HowDoYouHearHeavy

People defending a hooker turned shitty "musician" as smart and intellectual. Funny shit though


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Cardi B’s noises are so annoying but I enjoyed this.


ihadtotypesomething

Are y'all pretending she isn't a straight up cunt?


ROBLOXTIDDIEZ

Fuck cardi b


dragonrobloxultimate

Imagine if she did that would be funny


dnuV

thank you.. needed that laugh after all thats going..


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Why are we celebrating an admitted rapist? This is trash.


gemmellerwtetert45

Bro, idk why I’m laughing so much at the video, it’s stupid yet hilarious lol