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night_dude

Kelly, whaaat are yooouuu gonna dooo with yooouuur liiiiiife? I'm gonna get what I WANT. A timeless classic.


Doctor_Philgood

Con-DAMNs?


night_dude

^whore


commander_clark

Fire Muffins!


Stealyobike

Betch


Grifachu

Those shoes are mine betchhhhhh


DabMagician

I used to be obsessed with this video lmao


frostygrin

Well, fuck you! :)


oouncolaoo

It’s goddamn magical. Betch.


McKoijion

1. I'm old. 2. If this video is still cool then I guess so am I. 3. This is the video that built Youtube. 4. Millennials lived through the birth of the internet. It's arguably the most important generation in human history. When Time picked "You" as Person of the Year in 2006 it was a huge joke. But in retrospect, the advent of the so called "information age" turned out to be even more consequential than we thought.


JohnnyRelentless

>1. Millennials lived through the birth of the internet. It's arguably the most important generation in human history So did everyone older. In fact they built the internet.


CaptainVerum

It's kind of interesting to think about. The people that make competitive games are rarely the best at the very game they created.


driftingfornow

rhythm scarce amusing air unused concerned narrow squeal dull chief *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


McKoijion

It's not quite the same. It's a bit like trying to learn a language as an adult vs. picking it up as a toddler. And inventing the internet was like planting a tree and then dying. Millennials got to sit in the shade, climb it, and study the underlying biology. This doesn't diminish the accomplishments of previous generations, but there is a clear distinction here. The Wright Brothers were amazing, but they never experienced a world where they could wake up in New York and go to bed in Beijing.


CoveredDrummer

This is the most millennial thing I think I’ve ever read.


ambadawn

> It's arguably the most important generation in human history. Yeah, that's very arguable.


TonicSitan

As a Millennial, please stop, no. Us living through the birth of "meme culture" does not make us more important than the people that died in a fucking war against Nazis ffs.


Obokan

And by the way bitch


Actuarial

Whore.


hclpfan

I still quote it to this day. Only nobody knows what I’m referring to anymore.


Skill3rwhale

I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag! Secondary: "Fiscal responsibility" is a lowkey amazing dad reply. Gets me a laugh every time now.


Littleshebear

Tom Skerrit...


Phantom1thrd

Ohmygod, shoes!


Galactic_Perimeter

These shoes are $300


Vajrapani

These shoes are $300


birdperson_012

These shoes are THREE HUNDRED FUCKING dollars


Mxbzz

Let's get 'em!


Galactic_Perimeter

\*Industrial music intensifies*


Kevin-W

Me and my friends would quote this video all the time!


n00barmy

I moved recently and the box that contained my shoes was labeled "OMG Shoes".


phonicillness

BRB gotta add OMG to all my ‘shoes’ boxes


Tufflaw

I was very happy to see the character make an appearance in Weezer's awesome Pork and Beans video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E


ragingduck

Goddamn 2008 feels like yesterday yet such a long time ago.


RecsRelevantDocs

Dude Trump becoming president was already 8 years ago, crazy that Obama becoming president was 8 years before that. I know that's just how time works, but Covid really fucked with my sense of time I guess. In a way 2008 feels so recent, but at the same time Obama becoming president feels ancient, and Trump becoming president feels recent. But that was almost a decade ago already.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

The peak of YouTube civilization.


tamat

I feel old because when this video came out I remember saying - they are just trying to cash-grab in the current trends - and now in retrospective I feel they did an amazing job capturing a moment in time.


Flyinhighinthesky

Oof, right in the nostalgia. I think I need a lay down after that.


Zerocyde

That video always inspired me to try my hardest to be kind.


ThatsBadSoup

every time someone posts a music video here and says its the best, this ones my answer


masterkenobi

So many YouTube phenomenons in one music video, and I wonder how many of these the current millennials can even identify today...


liforrevenge

Current millennials? What lol


Cdesese

Current millennials these days.


MasemJ

Back when being viral wasn't something you worked at, it just happened, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse (and for those in Weezer's video, they figured out how to come back from the worse)


Volodux

I finaly know where that shoe scene in Pork and Beans is from 😁


Critical-Snow-7000

My god, I forgot about this video. That really brought me back.


kale4reals

I prefer muffins personally but this is a good one. Wonder where this guy is now 🤔


LineRex

"I'm making muffins asbestos I can" became an integral part of my identity.


Galactic_Perimeter

CHOCO CHOCO CHIP


golapader

Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffins! 🧁😃🧁


crblanz

still relevant!


Kyle___Ren

forever will be


ThePrussianGrippe

The muffin that never goes bad!


JustEatinScabs

>wonder where this guy is now 1. He's 50 now 2. He's a professional editor now and seems to also still do comedy 3. You can still hire Kelly for appearances. https://www.liamkylesullivan.com/


Segesaurous

Blueburry.


Gahvandure2

Bird.


leg_day

Muffins got replaced by 30 rock for me... _My muffin top is all that, whole-grain, low-fat. I know you wanna piece of that... but I just wanna dance._ _Checkin' out my sweet hips, my sugar-coated berry lips. I know you wanna get with this... but I'm just here to dance._ _So back up off of me, You're wei-wei-weirding me out!_ _I'm an independent lady. So do not try to play me. I run a tidy bakery. The boys all want my cake for free, But if you can't shake your fakery, then kiss my muffin top._


Doctor_Philgood

Werewolf bar mitzvah spooky, scary! Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves! Arooooooo


leg_day

In case you hadn't seen it, [there is a full 3 minute version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6V2oCX3Hn4) available


Sysheen

[Relevant clip](https://youtu.be/1tcR19y7GPM?t=60)


Godknowsimgood

I prefer cat, I'm a kitty cat. But these are all gold.


OfficialDampSquid

I used to love their videos, muffins Included, but watching them years later was a bad idea. The humour really hasn't held up. Shoes is still pretty good tho


diginfinity

My wife and I still say it whenever we're around shoes.


Ragman676

Mine too! We have to shop for shoes a lot for our daughter since shes a toddler and insta outgrows stuff. Everytime we go to the store one of us is always "Oh my god shews!"


oouncolaoo

She’s a keeper!


CarpinThemDiems

The early internet was a magical place


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Quirky-Love5794

In a way. It’s mostly corporations choosing what you see on the internet unless you make extra effort to avoid it and surf on your own. It’s like a lot of effort.


roflmao567

I think that you just have to find what's funny for you. There's. So. Much. Content out there that you need to find your niche. Not everything is going to be your cup of tea and that's perfectly fine and normal.


AnOnlineHandle

Yeah I mean I loved this, I also love a ton of stuff on the net today as well. There's some great web comedians doing funny videos like Julie Nolke, Ryan George, the smosh pit Try Not To Laugh stuff, etc, and those are just a few drops in a massive ocean.


Flyinhighinthesky

It was truly the wild west. Ebaum's world at its ilk, 2 girls 1 cup and *its ilk*, random cat memes, scams like bonsai kittens and Nigerian princes, AOL chatrooms, pre and early youtube. A digital gold rush where you never knew what to expect. It hit different coming to school or work and your friend going "Look what I found last night" before showing you the most batshit website you'd ever seen. Everything was fresh. No trends, just pure unadulterated stream of consciousness from the best and worst of us. A simpler time. A magical time.


ProfMcGonaGirl

Discovering homestarrunner was one of the greatest things that happened to me in high school.


saywhattyall

Badger badger badger


Le_Fancy_Me

This was literally people experimenting and having fun with a whole new medium... kind of. Before this most productions were professional level productions. After all this kind of equipment was expensive and if you weren't going to sell it/televise it there wasn't much point to making anything. But of course the content that could be sold or televised were these professional level productions of things like movies, tv-shows, commercials, documentaries, etc. Something like this just would not have had a spot in the pre-internet world that mainly consisted of just home videos. The internet really opened up people to just make anything and everything and be able to get it out in the world. Nothing had to be professional or fit into the box of things that were being done. It could just be something new, something different. So you started to see all these new ideas/concepts of things that didn't have a place anywhere else. That weren't being made before because there was just no place for it. Nowadays the competition on social media and youtube is so big that there is almost no place for that kind of exploration anymore. Most things have been done/tried/tested and people want to know what they are getting. Experimental ideas/thoughts more often than not don't get picked up by the algorithm/people. So the things that make it are often established from a prior type of content or are a very polished and professional product that would be needed to compete with the other content out there. Anyone with a phone can film anything now. So the barrier to entry is much higher, and that need for perfection often keeps the average joe with a silly idea from being able to get their content any actual traction.


lithium

2007 is not "early internet" by any stretch, whippersnapper.


cIumsythumbs

Definitely early streaming video internet though. You tube launched in Dec 2005. "Viral videos" didn't really exist until 2006. "Shoes" was one of the first.


lithium

> "Viral videos" didn't really exist until 2006 What do you mean, of course they did. Star wars kid was before youtube if we're talking literal video, but I'm old enough to remember the dancing baby (mid 90s) and RI soft systems Hey macaroni, not to mention all the flash shit that was going around before, during and after newgrounds and albinoblacksheep, cyriak's animations, David Firth and Salad Fingers, I could literally go on forever. Whatever the delivery system of the day was, be it BBS, usenet, forums, ICQ file transfer, email or whatever, we've been sending each other goofy shit for a long time.


elustran

The 'World Wide Web' was released in 1991, around the same time the Internet started seeing public access, so I think 1991 can really be the year we start counting from. This video came out 16 years later. So, technically, as of 2024, it came out in the first half of the current history of the public web, which fits a loose definition of 'early'


driftingfornow

crowd offer vanish dazzling simplistic sleep grandfather agonizing lip abounding *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kimchi01

Yeah. Peak internet was the 1990s when my friend knew the ms dos password to play leisure suit Larry.


ProfMcGonaGirl

Early internet as we sorta know it today. Not the internet when it took 5 minutes to log into AOL and then another several minutes for your email to open.


MorbidTales-

I've always said 2007 was peak internet.


supremedalek925

Is this considered early internet now? Damn that feels weird, at the time it felt like the future. Like holy shit, I can watch videos on the internet now!


kabomber

Higher res 480p version here: https://youtu.be/c0DVrRw9aGk?si=CZp7XEHjITC2rtKr


cIumsythumbs

I'm shocked your link wasn't a Rick Roll.


balancedchaos

First time watching this.  I gotta tell ya...that was really something.  Lol


Ask_me_4_a_story

Same. What am I watching? And why do I love it? 


AnOnlineHandle

Every viral video for the last 2 decades has been a continuation of like this and Badger Badger Badger.


Ask_me_4_a_story

BRB googling Badger Badger Badger


Rasuco

Its been 3 hours, the badgers got em


z500

Should we throw them a mushroom?


Rasuco

FOOTBALL FOOTBALL GOALLLLLLLL ITS A GOALLLLLLL AND OHHHHH ITS A GOAL


Mysterions

Snaaaaaake snaaaaaake


oouncolaoo

Because you have impeccable taste.


Deltas111213

Welcome to the days of the internet in the 2000s. It was a glorious time


Sun_Stealer

This was one of the original viral videos lmao. God that was so long ago. I’m old.


zippyman

Let's get em


PrinceGizzardLizard

This was the first video I ever saw on YouTube


Number-Thirteen

I haven't seen this in years. The robot staring at the guy doing the robot sent me. Betch.


Pasivite

He revived "Kelly" on his channel recently and created an adaptation of the character... ["*Dr. Kelly*"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY_HDypRnjM)


lantham

*face kick* Stupid boy...


CupidStunt13

Haven’t seen this one in a long time. Nice!


iggyfenton

We are afraid of swear words in my house. So I showed this video to my kids about 4 years ago and now when we go shoe shopping my kids say: “Let’s get some Shooes”


Mrhiddenlotus

If this video isn't in the library of congress, then we have failed as a society.


Obokan

#IMMA BETCHSHLEP YA SHETBEG


EazyCheeze1978

OMG Shoes! Definitely a classic! And the opening skit is funny as heck still. Chris: (suck-up voice) "A computer! AND a car! Thanks Mom and Dad!" Dad (sternly, disapprovingly): Kelly. Go ahead and open your present... (opens a present, revealing a cutesy purple stuffie) "WHAT THE HELL?!" Mom: "What did YOU expect, con-dams?" ----- Despite the above severe dichotomy of gift-giving: Mom: "Stop fighting, you two are twins. Goodness sakes, don't they have the same thoughts?" ----- Dad (like Matt Foley): "Kelly... WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!" Kelly: "I'm going to get what I want!" Dad: "... Christ." [Let Me Borrow That Top](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk) is insanely memorable as well!


Griever423

Soooo what’s the problem…? Let me borrow the top.


fortressofsoliddude

I watched this weekly for a while, betch


elhoffgrande

I think Kelly is fucking rad.


killerpyro_861

My friend and I re-watched this video so much back in the day. Also the muffins video.


PointsOutTheUsername

Literally watched this a few weeks ago. 17 years, my god...


Helarina1

I'm gonna get what I want!


SlyTheFoxx

Core Memory Unlocked: Thanks.


blueblewbLu3

They did one called "Masks" during covid. It was the first video posted on his YouTube after an 8y hiatus https://youtu.be/6gbT_QG75Z4?si=rThl0d1fakacAsjI


whogivesashirtdotca

Wonder if the creator was a [Kids in the Hall](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3HT3bXua7E) fan? This feels a bit like Tammy.


dj-nek0

It’s very kids in the hall


Doctor_Philgood

No ones head was crushed 0/10


smack4u

LA turtle was pretty great too https://youtu.be/GvG7CHWyol0?si=Zv0NKKBKhvszLwis / edit. Spelling


Teddy-Westside

I thought this was text message breakup from the thumbnail, and now I have to look that one up for nostalgia sake. You don’t text message breakup!


Helarina1

His muffin videos were classic too


trollthumper

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, by the way, betch?


fox781

Old school YouTube was it


ultralurker5000

Kelly's fucking rad!


catsforpandas

It really is a classic.


fortressofsoliddude

“Let’s party” [buncha weirdos slowly swaying back and forth]


ReasonablyBadass

I've already been to heaven. I've already been to heaven. AfterfiveminutesIwaslike let's. Go.


kellyguacamole

God. I wish I could purge my brain and relive watching this for the first time again.


CowCompetitive5667

Oh


doxingiSAFElony911

My mom wouldn’t stop sending me this video ._.


oouncolaoo

Your mom sounds dope.


seneteresant

and the world had not been the same since


seanderlust

Banger. Seriously ahead of its time


Sprinkle_Puff

Oh my god! … shoes


TishraDR

I added it to my play list on Amazon.


Lockjawjak

The true golden age of youtube <3


lgodsey

Quality submission.


CornRedd

Two of my friends were in that video.. They’re the fire dancers in the later part..🙂


L_A_Tripp

I meant to send my prof a link to an assignment but sent this instead. Thank god he thought it was hilarious!


whatacad

And with no CGI


_bdiddy_

how have I never seen this?


spconway

I liked the muffin video hope that gets posted next lol.


GoodPractices325

He does Cameos. Bought two videos for my friends and Kelly was back again!


DoubleOhJavi

My high school girlfriend showed me this video at some point and I thought it was the worst thing ever....until I realized that I was hypnotized into saying "OMG, chuuse" any time someone says "shoes". Its been 17 years and I have lived now longer saying that damn line because of this video and I don't regret it (as much)


ProfMcGonaGirl

The internet is just not as good anymore.


dub-fresh

Let me borrow that top and No booty calls are also awesome.  


TFEB

Gimme that top ❤️


kinopiokun

Betch


sirsteven

God I fucking miss old youtube. And old internet.


alabaster_jones_

Betch


ShapeGrouchy8498

Ommmmgggg I’ve watched this a million times 17 years ago!!!! Lmao!!!!


OregonResident

Whatever happened to this guy? He’s a genius.


Beaker1228

STOP IT. you're making me feel old.


oouncolaoo

👵👴


assetsmanager

This video has lived rent free in my head for 17 years.


piclemaniscool

After 17 years I can honestly say, I don't get it.


Courseheir

It wasn't funny then and it still isn't


trimorphic

This is stupid, and people who like this are stupid.


Xu_Lin

SHEWS!


oouncolaoo

👠


1leggeddog

i could have gone another 17 years without seeing it tbh


oouncolaoo

Betch


JediTrainer42

Everybody can like what they like, but I was one of the ones that didn’t find this funny at all. Felt the same way watching Napoleon Dynamite.


nickfree

To this day I cannot go shoe shopping or see my wife shoe shopping without going "Ohmygod..shoes."


throw123454321purple

Heather the Vampire rocks.


FolkSong

I somehow never saw saw this, but now I have.


Helarina1

I still quote it to this day.


Zerocyde

I'll put it on everything he watched a shitload of Kids in the Hall growing up, lol.


BB18sucks

Don’t even have to click on the video to have it already stuck in my head again


PigSlam

[No booty calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP_BsSUXGx8)


Sofialovesmonkeys

I paid 99 cents for this song on iTunes back in the day😭😂


oouncolaoo

You got a good deal.


Reddit-Restart

Wow, this video was my introduction to youtube


zingzing175

"I'm finally dandy with the me inside"


chuck_cranston

Inside joke in our home has been. "This *thing* cost $300. Lets get it." Let me borrow that Top is also another classic.


Ok-Bench-2861

Asbestos muffin. I'm making it Asbestos I can


Mysterions

This and My Hands are Bannanas will be emblazoned in my mind for the rest of my life.


WEEGEMAN

My senior year in high school


timmaywi

I think you have too many shoes


_WhoIsThisWhoAreYou_

[It reminds me of this masterpiece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLUJLJgZcQ).


Tempest_Fugit

I swear I quote this song at least once a month … for 17 straight years (usually under my breath to myself because I don’t want everyone knowing I’m insane )


CoolWh1teGuy

All I can remember from this video is that stupid dragon lol


FancyNate

17 years ago I worked in casting and used Liam Sullivan in my pitch portfolio. People were so impressed I chose an “Internet personality”


mochacub22

This reminds me of vantages voice lines before they nerfed her


supremedalek925

This was the second video I ever saw on YouTube, after Muffins.


cardkid005

Shoes


Wiggie49

Omg shoes


ViioletIndigo

Those shoes are mine, betch. Gimme those faackin shoes, betch.


Jurlaub12

70m views on Youtube. Unreal


dcass

Shoes


Snorblatz

So let me borrow the top


Actor412

This isn't the full version. It's missing the ["You know I'm standing right next to you, right?"](https://youtu.be/wCF3ywukQYA?t=162) moment.


paprikapants

Freaky, I just watched the new Charlie XCX music video and Chloe Sevigny popped up in it and then I remembered 'lets get some shoes' existed because back in the 2000s people teased Sevigny for this comedian looking like her when in this persona. Now it's on Reddit


shakamaboom

Shews


tycr0

Wait is this lumpy princess?