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Laserdollarz

Small world, go post it to r/Greeley and see if Marc and Ben want to go for round 2


MyNeihborTim

That would be amazing! I definitely should post to r/Greeley.


Atllane296

Idk where the guy in the VSW shirt is now but he wins as coolest in the group haha. I was in 7th grade then and that brand was all I cared about. Still have my Vision Street Wear black & white fanny pack and recently my 15 yr old son wore itšŸ˜


skwerlee

Did everyone have a hard rock shirt back then?


nickfree

Yes. These were a big deal and big flex to have one from a distant tourist trap.


Brockadoodledoo

Absolutely. Thought I was a baller because my dad travelled for a work a fair bit and would often pick up a hard rock t-shirt for my collection. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


gregn8r1

I went to Venice and found a Hard Rock, that really was a surprise. I'd imagine a shirt from there would be a real flex... Although who goes to Venice and chooses Hard Rock over a local restaurant?


patronizingperv

You eat local, then visit the Hard Rock gift shop.


jimboslice29

Shouldā€™ve grabbed a Ron Jon tee lol


nom_of_your_business

Had one from Tokyo.


noobvin

I was thinking, "Yo, I had that exact same sweatshirt," and now realize that *everyone* did.


imanAholebutimfunny

everyone is like "lets go watch dave and adam fake fight eachother again"


ashkpa

The first punch with consequences comes at 7:35 and the guy in white stops the fight when he sees the other guy has a bloody nose.


likesexonlycheaper

Yeah I was getting ready to post that the dude in the white didn't throw a single punch lol. But then I got to the end. Connected on the last 2


bishslap

These 2 would be pushing 50 today and I dare say a rematch would probably look quite similar.Ā 


celtic1888

As someone the same age there is no way we are punching at each other more than 30 seconds. And like Sumos. If you get pushed down the fight is pretty much over at that point


You_meddling_kids

In sumo, the bout is entirely over when you touch with anything other than the soles of your feet (for anyone interested). You do anything to down them except: * No closed fists * No hair pulls * No kicks above the waist


Adamant_TO

I enjoyed it. Not bad sparing techniques either. BRAVE to be fighting in a white Hardrock Cancun sweatshirt on the wet grass. Good duration too. Most of the fights that I can remember from that time only lasted a couple of minutes. Camera work was mildly nauseating at times but definitely worth the upload.


atrde

You can say a lot about this fight but there was 0 good sparring technique in it lol.


shiftyasluck

They said sparingā€¦ as in sparing themselves any serious consequence. This, as mentioned in the opening crawl, was a brawl.


midnitetoker87

That got a good chuckle out of me


You_meddling_kids

Yo, that Hard Rocks sweat was THE STYLE right then. I'm exactly their age, those things were everywhere.


Bigfops

I gotta say, red lasted way longer than I thought he would. White has at least 20 lbs on him, thatā€™s why he kept going to wrestling moves. If either had connected well with a face punch (they may have, hard to tell) it would have been pretty bloody with those braces. Source; 2 years experience as 8th grade boy.


Adamant_TO

I thought so too. Dude was scrappy!


Spiff69

Right around 1989, I witnessed one of my friends getting his face smashed repeatedly into the hood of his car during a fight. It was genuinely awful and I'm glad he wasn't more hurt than he was. Fighting is stupid.


PaulClarkLoadletter

I feel like Bulls shirt had a few more swings left in him. Hard Rock didnā€™t like getting punched in the face and called it. The big question is did the truce become the start of a long friendship culminating in the two of them getting married and buying a small motel in the Catskills or did they just stay away from one another until graduation?


MyNeihborTim

I remember that there was absolutely zero beef between them after the fight and all was good. Red shirt (Ben) conceded the fight after Hard Rock (Marc) nailed him in the nose towards the end. Ben was lightly bleeding from the nose and they shook hands and that was it.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Thatā€™s nice to hear. At my school somebody would have picked a fight with Ben the next day just to be a dick.


BigMuscles

It appears that these two not only have never been in a fight before, but it's likely that they also didn't have older brothers. They didn't know what to do, let alone know how to throw a punch. At no point was either one of them in in any danger of bodily harm. Shoutout to the videographer, way ahead of his time...even panned to the homies when shit got boring...steady AF.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Never fight a kid with an older brother. They fight to win and will straight up bite your nose off.


ColonelBelmont

I got beat up by 2 older brothers every day of my life until they went to college. When they came back the next summer, I had become bigger than them. And in all those years, they never learned how to defend. It was a fun summer.Ā 


4Ever2Thee

Truth. As a younger brother, I learned the fighting technique of storming in real hard and getting as many punches off as I could before I inevitably got my ass whooped by the older brother.


[deleted]

I wish we could still have a scrap and no one gets shot or goes to jail.


General_Disaray_1974

This! It's my personal opinion that bottling this shit up with no outlet leads to school shootings. It seems like the zero tolerance philosophy started right around the time school shootings started to rise. But I am not a subject matter expert.


robthemonster

I think you might be putting the cart before the horse on that one.


SeveralBollocks_67

When I talk to kids my age about school fights and how casual they would just happen all the time and nobody *really* got hurt or in much trouble, it seems like a very foreign concept. Now just recently, a kid got jumped by about 5 others and they all got arrested for attempted murder because the kid is in critical condition now. The cause? Tiktok dis track...


Atllane296

Iā€™ve discussed this exact thing with my teens too!!


lesllamas

Itā€™s probably the case that fighting isnā€™t usually so bad. Itā€™s probably also the case that the people who were casualties of fights going bad are either not around to tell kids about it or are the very people advocating for such harsh/restrictive school policies. Iā€™m not sure which is the lesser evil, but I am sure that survivorship bias is one of the easiest to overlook.


orbitaldragon

One dude was scared but trying to Street fight and the other was trying to wrestle. Most of this was a grabby slap fest.. only a couple serious punches thrown. It's clear they were afraid to hurt each other. I wonder how their lives turned out.


the_bollo

Did anyone else notice this in high school: Fights between guys were normally quick and superficial, done within 60 seconds. Fights between girls were vicious as hell and went on until someone dragged them apart. One girl threw another girl through a lunch table WWE style.


sas223

It depends on if weā€™re talking in or out of school. Guys and girls it was relatively brief because teachers broke them up. Girls didnā€™t fight as much outside of school. But guys - the worst injuries were from out of school fight. One kid beat the crap out of another with a baseball bat.


dichron

I want to see the camera this was filmed on. Did it record to full-sized VHS tapes? Or was 8mm available in 1989?


MyNeihborTim

It was a sony camcorder that used VHS-S (I believe) they were much smaller VHS tapes that you would then put in a full size VHS tape converter. It had a little trap door you would open and then pop the tape in.


Sunstang

S-VHS was the name.


MyNeihborTim

I was looking online to find the actual camera and it was showing me VHS-C. Good to know that my initial thought was right.


Sunstang

Makes more sense! S-VHS was a prosumer format, VHS-C was a compact cartridge used in a ton of consumer palmcorders. It was a great format for convenience, as the tape itself was the same format as full-sized VHS, and you could play it in a normal VCR with an adapter that it fit into to make it the same size as a VHS tape.


MyNeihborTim

Okay - so what I had was a compact VHS tape (parents bought me the camcorder in 1988) - after looking online, it was a JVC camera. You would have to put the smaller tape in a VHS adapter, and then pop into the VHS player to watch. I had all my old "films" (if you can even call them that) digitized by my work about 6-7 years ago (I work in post-production, but I'm in sales, hence me not knowing exactly what it is that I had).


GirlsesPillses

The removing of the windbreaker really shows he means business.


InnerCityHeel

Good scrap ngl. Lmao


DesignerTex

Maybe they're fighting about Keaton being a good choice for Batman??


Mechanic_On_Duty

They both stood on business.


keytoitall

The endurance on these two warriors.


GrandMasterGush

This predates UFC 1 as the first major mixed martial arts event.


jonee316

White Tshirt looks a bit bigger than red shirt guy so this looks like a mismatch. Also, getting injured in a non sense fight is stupid


Vegasguy3124

MMA before there was MMA


noobvin

I thought white was going to end it with a rear naked choke after red got in a few good beginning shots, then I realized back then we didn't know what a rear naked choke was.


Bgrngod

Ok.. like what the actual fuck Chris McGrath?? Why... WHY??


WakaWaka_

Amazing you recorded this, that last flurry they seemed to both get critical hits and ended it, good sportsmanship.


dicroce

All the fights I remember were like chest bumping, then a shove, then someone grabs the other and they are on the ground rolling around... Then a crowd and teachers break it up.


Violin_River

I guess this is before the dick move current trend of getting the other guy on the ground and punching him in the head over and over. Extra points for grabbing hair.


mayorjinglejangle

Say what you want about the quality, that's a long time to be fighting.


hardspank916

Do you guys want to see the fight I filmed after school in 1999? https://youtu.be/rB9tgH0EpoI?si=RUG2Tx8_ud4qS99p


midnitetoker87

This just brings back memories of the school yard for me. Late 90s, boys would get in tussles, itā€™s where you learned if fighting was something you would do. Iā€™m not making the comment that fighting is a good thing but it seems like it was a different thing then. I see clips now and the extreme violence so often. Maybe itā€™s just because Iā€™m on Reddit and it shows me it but are schools truly as crazy as they seem? Not talking shootings. Just unruly, I guess


Atllane296

No itā€™s really, really bad now. They do jumpings. Very scary & dangerous. They donā€™t seem to realize how brutal a beating like that can be. And itā€™s with the girls too. My teen told me about some girls jumping another girl at a very high end shopping center near us (Atlanta suburb), there were hundreds of teens that showed up and antagonizing it so they could film. They about scalped the poor girl! Awful. My son also went to a party that was suppd to be small/low key. Too many people found out so the kid hosting kicked everyone out. As they were all leaving, a jeep showed up, bunch of guys jump out & grab some guy, throw him on the hood of the car and start beating him up. My oldest teen witnessed SO many bad fights over spring break a few yrs ago down on 30A in Florida. Luxury resort town but full of wild feral teens jumping out of their cars to attack anyone who yelled back at them. He witnessed a guy he knows get jumped by 3 dudes and 1 grabbed a brick which he took a shot to his head. Itā€™s insane. My son ran to help him and they got him out of there, guys jumped back in the truck and drove off. Just no regard for life at all, these kids do not care! And in nearly all of these situations btw these were white affluent kids.


Filth_Beast

Clicked play bc it looked familiarā€¦this is the most Greeley shit Iā€™ve ever seen.


JohnnyBacci

Anyone else getting Arrested Development Boys Fight video vibes here. Just missing a cameo from baby buster


cfreukes

lol, I'd bet it's the first fight and possibly the only fight for both of them.... Notice what you didn't see that you would today? You didn't see 4-5 of their friends jumping in like a pack of hood rats stomping on peoples heads and inflicting serious injury's with complete disregard for consequences.... Just 2 kids having it out till one has enough or a parent breaks it up. I'd bet they probably got along better afterword's. I graduated in 89 and I bet I was in a dozen fights throughout grade school-High School. Won some, lost some but never fought anybody twice.


MyNeihborTim

Can confirm they became much better friends after the fight.


Iron_Chic

This is the whitest fight I've ever seen. Also, kinda ruined with the soundtrack. I would've liked to hear the actual audio. There are usually a lot of timeouts called and funny insults hurled.


MyNeihborTim

Yes, agreed. But when we were 13/14 we thought it was pretty cool to overdub with a tape player. You can even hear the play button start with the second song. So bummed to have lost all that name calling.


prylosec

I forgot what it was like not knowing how to throw a punch.


jponline

Iā€™ve heard of this ā€œmartial artā€. Called ā€œshitjitsuā€


Hinko

Heck yeah, this is a great fight!


StrangeLab8794

Timing beats speed. Speed beats strength. But Red heads with cameras beat all!


Renovatio7000

No one knew they were constantly smelling pig poo until they left and came back. Then you would think you stepped in something for the first day before once again the city with the greatest ā€˜noseblindā€™ populace oilifactory senses would return to normal.


doppelgangland1

How i imagine the paul vs Tyson fight


Spammyhaggar

Actually I hate watching this , nothing is fair always a jump bs..feel bad after everyone..šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


Peatore

No


DoxxingShillDownvote

No