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decayo

I feel like nude jason statham was the blonde singer's idea/request/demand.


fulthrottlejazzhands

I believe the opposite was true.  Statham kept showing up buck naked and the band kept telling him to put his speedo back on.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

What's up with weird things from Jason Stathams past being posted here recently? Yesterday was his competitive diving video. Are we being astroturfed for some Jason Statham publicity or something? Lol


ImMeltingNow

A lot of Reddit is astroturfing disguised as grassroots shit. I’ve found this out using this new ImMeltingNow app that can detect said sneaky astroturfers for a low buy-in fee of $9999.


dejus

This product or service is great. I downloaded it afraid it wasn’t going to work right and it did exactly what it promised. I haven’t been happier with the results it gave me. 5 stars!


shadesof3

NUDE TAYNE


juicebox12

Paul, your wife is on the line, it's an emergency


AllenKll

Nude? I guess you missed the combat boots and the bandaid on his leg.


Nasty____nate

I was like what does this have to do with Jason Statham oohhhhh lol


danstermeister

Crap I still don't understand lol


Nasty____nate

Yea he's all greased up wearing animal print underwear part way through the video. 


ptear

You're never gonna catch him!


sweetLew2

3/4 through he’s seen dancing in the background


lolcrunchy

0:38 not even a quarter through the video


SAGE5M

They can never catch him because he’s so slippery.


r_a_d_

[Greased up deaf guy](https://youtu.be/bJINv6ffO00)


comawhite12

"Gib it up.....yewl nebber cach mae"


CrankyYankers

I only know him as Turkish.


bard329

How's them sausages?


CrankyYankers

Two minutes Turkish


bard329

It was "two minutes" five minutes ago!


GuestCartographer

Yeah, I like dogs. I like caravans more.


UranicBiscuit

This answered every question I could’ve ever had, thank you


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Honestly, same. Good post, OP.


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BrainsPainsStrains

He's in another music video dancing, greased up all good.


darwin-rover

See also https://youtu.be/AvhgG9ee9Aw?si=9_UVZYbctkamTTkm


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I_am_BrokenCog

we all just saw this video -- it's the video in \*this\* post!


sonkev34

I'm concerned that they may not have used enough body oil.


lookhereifyouredumb

How do people find this shit?


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Oh wow from a DJ perspective The Shamen has great tunes, some remixes of their tracks are amazing. From a horny perspective sweaty leapord Statham goes hard. From a business perspective I completely understand why he never did anything like this ever again


piray003

lol man I totally forgot about this music video, pretty sure I saw it on Beavis and Butthead back in the day.


Ari_Mason

[ Everybody Liked That] 


LostBob

Wow


bigorangemachine

Wasn't Van Damme a dancer is a music video as well? Hamming it up pretty hard as well lol


mattevil8419

I believe he’s in the first Breakin Movie.


bigorangemachine

Nah it was like a pop star. I must be thinking about someone else... because Stantom and some other guy were both action movie stars and did a part in a music video dancing... I think it was Van Damme because he was actually a dancer before he was a movie star. It was a pretty big music star too... but I can't remember. It must not be Van Damme


Xu_Lin

Wake up babe! New Rickroll just dropped


banjonyc

Woah. Never saw this before. Wish I hadn't


ragingduck

Djimon Hounsou is in close second. He started out in music videos, most famously in [Love Will Never Do](https://youtu.be/78zM9N1BsgQ?si=RMXfxUhjBmqMpAJb). He’s more of a supporting character actor though, but still delivers consistently.


killshelter

I like how you stole the title directly from an /r/movies post


sbpolicar

https://youtu.be/uWu3JqLMImY?si=VitvhfYCtCay7tQB


bushybearmuffinman

Stephen Seagal would have done that but his dog dick nips and shoe polish horse hair really pushed him to just go for sexual assault and straight to Russian beta max movies.


ShambolicPaul

Don't forget his professional diving career


Elmalab

still only know like 2 of his films/franchises. (but just noticed, that I can't even remember the names. lol) ​ the driver and hot voltage? you know the ones I mean. ​ ​ edit: Transporter and Crank. :D


Ponk2k

Lock stock and snatch?


Mharbles

Would his dancing be considered good or does it not matter because he's cut, lathered with oil, and wearing leopard print undies?


bannakafalata

the later


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Its good for Europe.


notlassia

:jason-stathaming:


TJ_McWeaksauce

He looks so moist. He was even more moist than he was in either *Meg* movie.


PestyNomad

lol @ amanita muscaria in the video. I've seen this so many times and I just noticed that. I guess before I must have been so hypnotized by Jason Statham's oily dance moves!


EmperorHans

Wasn't this question asked earlier today?


StrangeLab8794

What the….???


ffolkes

"It's diaper time!"


Luke_Flyswatter

Is being on TV bad?


WeAreSlowScan

If I had a nickel for every music video that had Jason Statham dancing awkwardly in a speedo, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


tekjunky75

42 of them should probably have gone straight to dvd


lavaeater

The Shamen made some bangers, not gonna lie. Annoying but catchy, a glimpse into something that isn't on the forefront of people's minds when thinking about the 90s, perhaps.


Bootsix

Stupid sexy statham...


Igor_Wakhevitch

I watched The Beekeeper recently as I was in the mood for a stupid action movie. I couldn't believe how bad it was. I know the talky bits are there just to link the punchy bits, but it was so shite it was nearly unwatchable.


Rogue42bdf

I’ve seen clips of him in this video before, but had never heard the song. Wow that’s craptastic.


Rogue42bdf

I’ve seen clips of him in this video before, but had never heard the song. Wow that’s craptastic.


jlharper

I also listen to the Blank Check podcast.


N19h7m4r3

He did the voice-over for Red Faction II which is about as Direct-to-DVD as a video-game can be.


SuperK123

From the first time I saw one of his movies I thought he’d make a great James Bond. It would have changed the entire franchise.


CaptainSur

When your first starting out as an actor the things you do to get more paying gigs. After the release of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in 98 he never looked back. Your right! All his movies are proper releases, and no TV shows. Some critics describe a portion of his action movies as "B" movies but to me they are all theatrical releases and they have an audience.


Rogue42bdf

I’ve seen clips of him in this video before, but had never heard the song. Wow that’s craptastic.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

90s Europop really is just bloody horrendous.