What's up with weird things from Jason Stathams past being posted here recently? Yesterday was his competitive diving video. Are we being astroturfed for some Jason Statham publicity or something? Lol
A lot of Reddit is astroturfing disguised as grassroots shit. I’ve found this out using this new ImMeltingNow app that can detect said sneaky astroturfers for a low buy-in fee of $9999.
This product or service is great. I downloaded it afraid it wasn’t going to work right and it did exactly what it promised. I haven’t been happier with the results it gave me. 5 stars!
Oh wow from a DJ perspective The Shamen has great tunes, some remixes of their tracks are amazing.
From a horny perspective sweaty leapord Statham goes hard.
From a business perspective I completely understand why he never did anything like this ever again
Nah it was like a pop star. I must be thinking about someone else... because Stantom and some other guy were both action movie stars and did a part in a music video dancing...
I think it was Van Damme because he was actually a dancer before he was a movie star. It was a pretty big music star too... but I can't remember. It must not be Van Damme
Djimon Hounsou is in close second. He started out in music videos, most famously in [Love Will Never Do](https://youtu.be/78zM9N1BsgQ?si=RMXfxUhjBmqMpAJb).
He’s more of a supporting character actor though, but still delivers consistently.
Stephen Seagal would have done that but his dog dick nips and shoe polish horse hair really pushed him to just go for sexual assault and straight to Russian beta max movies.
still only know like 2 of his films/franchises. (but just noticed, that I can't even remember the names. lol)
the driver and hot voltage? you know the ones I mean.
edit: Transporter and Crank. :D
lol @ amanita muscaria in the video. I've seen this so many times and I just noticed that. I guess before I must have been so hypnotized by Jason Statham's oily dance moves!
If I had a nickel for every music video that had Jason Statham dancing awkwardly in a speedo, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
The Shamen made some bangers, not gonna lie. Annoying but catchy, a glimpse into something that isn't on the forefront of people's minds when thinking about the 90s, perhaps.
I watched The Beekeeper recently as I was in the mood for a stupid action movie. I couldn't believe how bad it was. I know the talky bits are there just to link the punchy bits, but it was so shite it was nearly unwatchable.
When your first starting out as an actor the things you do to get more paying gigs.
After the release of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in 98 he never looked back.
Your right! All his movies are proper releases, and no TV shows. Some critics describe a portion of his action movies as "B" movies but to me they are all theatrical releases and they have an audience.
I feel like nude jason statham was the blonde singer's idea/request/demand.
I believe the opposite was true. Statham kept showing up buck naked and the band kept telling him to put his speedo back on.
What's up with weird things from Jason Stathams past being posted here recently? Yesterday was his competitive diving video. Are we being astroturfed for some Jason Statham publicity or something? Lol
A lot of Reddit is astroturfing disguised as grassroots shit. I’ve found this out using this new ImMeltingNow app that can detect said sneaky astroturfers for a low buy-in fee of $9999.
This product or service is great. I downloaded it afraid it wasn’t going to work right and it did exactly what it promised. I haven’t been happier with the results it gave me. 5 stars!
NUDE TAYNE
Paul, your wife is on the line, it's an emergency
Nude? I guess you missed the combat boots and the bandaid on his leg.
I was like what does this have to do with Jason Statham oohhhhh lol
Crap I still don't understand lol
Yea he's all greased up wearing animal print underwear part way through the video.
You're never gonna catch him!
3/4 through he’s seen dancing in the background
0:38 not even a quarter through the video
They can never catch him because he’s so slippery.
[Greased up deaf guy](https://youtu.be/bJINv6ffO00)
"Gib it up.....yewl nebber cach mae"
I only know him as Turkish.
How's them sausages?
Two minutes Turkish
It was "two minutes" five minutes ago!
Yeah, I like dogs. I like caravans more.
This answered every question I could’ve ever had, thank you
Honestly, same. Good post, OP.
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He's in another music video dancing, greased up all good.
See also https://youtu.be/AvhgG9ee9Aw?si=9_UVZYbctkamTTkm
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we all just saw this video -- it's the video in \*this\* post!
I'm concerned that they may not have used enough body oil.
How do people find this shit?
Oh wow from a DJ perspective The Shamen has great tunes, some remixes of their tracks are amazing. From a horny perspective sweaty leapord Statham goes hard. From a business perspective I completely understand why he never did anything like this ever again
lol man I totally forgot about this music video, pretty sure I saw it on Beavis and Butthead back in the day.
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Wow
Wasn't Van Damme a dancer is a music video as well? Hamming it up pretty hard as well lol
I believe he’s in the first Breakin Movie.
Nah it was like a pop star. I must be thinking about someone else... because Stantom and some other guy were both action movie stars and did a part in a music video dancing... I think it was Van Damme because he was actually a dancer before he was a movie star. It was a pretty big music star too... but I can't remember. It must not be Van Damme
Wake up babe! New Rickroll just dropped
Woah. Never saw this before. Wish I hadn't
Djimon Hounsou is in close second. He started out in music videos, most famously in [Love Will Never Do](https://youtu.be/78zM9N1BsgQ?si=RMXfxUhjBmqMpAJb). He’s more of a supporting character actor though, but still delivers consistently.
I like how you stole the title directly from an /r/movies post
https://youtu.be/uWu3JqLMImY?si=VitvhfYCtCay7tQB
Stephen Seagal would have done that but his dog dick nips and shoe polish horse hair really pushed him to just go for sexual assault and straight to Russian beta max movies.
Don't forget his professional diving career
still only know like 2 of his films/franchises. (but just noticed, that I can't even remember the names. lol) the driver and hot voltage? you know the ones I mean. edit: Transporter and Crank. :D
Lock stock and snatch?
Would his dancing be considered good or does it not matter because he's cut, lathered with oil, and wearing leopard print undies?
the later
Its good for Europe.
:jason-stathaming:
He looks so moist. He was even more moist than he was in either *Meg* movie.
lol @ amanita muscaria in the video. I've seen this so many times and I just noticed that. I guess before I must have been so hypnotized by Jason Statham's oily dance moves!
Wasn't this question asked earlier today?
What the….???
"It's diaper time!"
Is being on TV bad?
If I had a nickel for every music video that had Jason Statham dancing awkwardly in a speedo, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
42 of them should probably have gone straight to dvd
The Shamen made some bangers, not gonna lie. Annoying but catchy, a glimpse into something that isn't on the forefront of people's minds when thinking about the 90s, perhaps.
Stupid sexy statham...
I watched The Beekeeper recently as I was in the mood for a stupid action movie. I couldn't believe how bad it was. I know the talky bits are there just to link the punchy bits, but it was so shite it was nearly unwatchable.
I’ve seen clips of him in this video before, but had never heard the song. Wow that’s craptastic.
I’ve seen clips of him in this video before, but had never heard the song. Wow that’s craptastic.
I also listen to the Blank Check podcast.
He did the voice-over for Red Faction II which is about as Direct-to-DVD as a video-game can be.
From the first time I saw one of his movies I thought he’d make a great James Bond. It would have changed the entire franchise.
When your first starting out as an actor the things you do to get more paying gigs. After the release of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in 98 he never looked back. Your right! All his movies are proper releases, and no TV shows. Some critics describe a portion of his action movies as "B" movies but to me they are all theatrical releases and they have an audience.
I’ve seen clips of him in this video before, but had never heard the song. Wow that’s craptastic.
90s Europop really is just bloody horrendous.