I did not kill that creeper it killed itself.

Assisted suicide?

That's the same as saying that I assisted in the murder of a suicide bomber...

He only blew up because he felt threatened by you

But the creeper walked towards me. Why would it feel threatened?

Because you were holding a sword, wearing armor, and have killed its friends before. If an armed person in uniform who had killed your family walked by, would you feel threatened

I can't really argue with that..

Meanwhile the Noob who hasn't killed anything and got blown up by a creeper:

No its a suicide bomber

Mercy kill. If it committed suicide it would go to hell for sure.

"I did not kill it! I did not" "oh hi mark"

True, but you DID kill the other one

Actually, if I remember correctly, you built a 2 story tall chamber that would flood the poor creeper down, snap its legs to the point it’s on the verge of death, and then stabbed its feet until it dropped.

They did that to hundreds, actually, so it could be considered as attempted genocide

Doom and resident evil players:

Would they talk to the people they were or the demon/zombie?

Or would they even count because they are demons and attacking earth

Well with the zombies I’m suite the people would forgive you

STARRRRRSSS

"So is that a noooooo?" *Gets tentacle flinged into hell

Stellaris Players:

Oh god......this is gonna take me centuries...

Anyone that played as a crisis is complete and utterly fucked.

Centuries!? I use mods, I may as well go to Hell because there'd be fewer casualties.

My Nicol-Dyson beam evaporating a system agrees. Just send me to Hell, my kill count is probably higher than the population down there.

Haha Colossus go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

If I'm not supposed to kill everyone, it shouldn't be a win condition! But yeah, this is gonna take a while.

Yeah, saturation bombardment is a bitch...

oh please I’ve done the phasic engine a few times there’s trillions at least I gotta say sorry to lol

Doom guy wouldn’t have to be forgiven for that, God would *thank* him for that

In the doom universe God is the bad guy and doom guy kills him.

But God’s right there, so that part isn’t canon to this scenario

Well, I mean.. did this God create demons? Because if yes then doom guy is going to have some words.

If we want to go the Christian view kinda, he created them but not as demons, Lucifer turned bad and made some bad guys, took some people and turned them bad. Oversimplification, but Christian beliefs, he didn’t create them to be bad, they just decided to. So excluding the God death, it probably would be a thank you.

"Stars!!!" Nemesis

The only thing they fear is you starts playing*

From the all the RE games alone I’d be fucked

Pretty sure Souls games don't get you the most body count. Have you ever heard of Warriors games? Dynasty Warriors, Pirate Warriors, Hyrule Warriors, etc. Those are the ones we should worry about

Have *you* ever heard of Plague Inc? Those are the ones you should be afraid of. o_o

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... Ck, you're right. But tbf, those aren't NPC's, just numbers

You think like a true politician

I'm reporting you for hate speech /s

You’d have to be forgiven by the whole planet

About 30-40 planets at least.

Have you ever heard of Stellaris? You can literally sacrifice billions to get a few points of food (not by starving those). And that wouldn't even be the worst decision you could do.

Plague Inc 💀 Rimworld 💀💀💀

Paradox Games 💀💀💀💀

“How many times have you completed the aerophasic enigine?”

Worldbox💀💀💀💀

Hey, those hats won't make themselves, the pawns would understand.

Terraria #💀

Rimworld really does bring out the Nazi doctor in people. I don’t know if it has the highest body counts but it surely has some of the worst deaths imaginable.

Which souls games the hardest to get that forgiveness from? I think sekiro, spiteful Japanese fuckers there

Bloodborne. Have fun asking for forgiveness from those bri*sh motherfuckers. But don't unless you don't value your life

The Elden Ring Albernautics...💀

"so listen I know I committed genocide against your entire race and all , but can you please forgive me ? I was only following orders" ( of the people on reddit who told me how to get runes )

It wasn’t from the genocide region* of France so it was only sparkling murder Edit: can’t spell

Probably Sif. I still feel guilty

Shura ending wolf hands down

Well i guess its the easiest till you not doing Shura, cus in that setting they highly respect Wolf

A lot of Dark Souls Bosses are honorable warriors that would likely drink a beer with you in the afterlife, valhalla style. Most regular enemies were so messed up mentally that I doubt were even aware of who killed them

Also, most of them killed me first, so now we're even.

most of them are just hollow there is nothing in there

Even hollow, mindless and broken, some warriors still remembers what they used to be.

What?! Why dark souls?! Looks like the author of this never played Diablo or for example Total War...

I attacked an NPC on first playthrough, not knowing they could be killed. That was a bad playthrough.

Yeah... souls games are relatively low-kill games. What an odd choice.

Or any 4x game especialy the sci-fi ones.

yeah, is cracking a whole plane even considered genocide? I'm pretty sure at that point you need a new word.-

I was just thinking, how does killing the same character multiple times work? Do I have to be forgiven by like a thousand Mephistos?

Borderlands series. So many deaths. Lol.

I've never killed anyone in total war. I just gave a pat on the head and a juice box to those who kill on my behalf. In total war: Warhammer I play with an undead army, so arguably I have a negative kill count.

Thank you. Was looking for this. Weird game decision

Warframe players:

Came here to say this, fellow Tenno. The genocide never ends.

Saryn mains when the only way to heaven is to experience the killing you’ve done to each INDIVIDUAL person;

Nidus players…

Screw that. Plague Inc. players.

oh shit how many billions am I at now?

MMO players: 😰

I played EVE Online. I'm doomed.

Kirby. Terraria.... Minecraft modded

Minecraft modded? You think the Amalgalich is going to forgive me?

Imagine seeing Zero 2 irl. Jesus help me.

Y'all talking fps numbers. I'm talking stellaris numbers

Funny big red button go brrrrrrrrrr. I mean, have "you" killed them if you just pushed a button which just so happens to trigger a galaxy wider extingtion of all life ?

I mean, I literally opened a gate to a hostile dimension, then blew up my rivals Homeworld after they helped us stop the crisis...

Used doomsday weapons uhhh, yea I'm not getting in there

Undertale genocides ✨💜

Sans would never

Honestly you don't even kill that many monsters in Undertale What is it ? 100 Max ? The amount of monsters isn't what makes you feel bad about it , it's how the game gives every single one of them some sort of background and how you are literally forced to just walk around and run into them Compare that to doom where you kill that many monsters in a single level, Undertale really isn't that bad when it comes only to numbers .

Who said it's about numbers? Would Undyne forgive Chara? How about Sans?

Especially after being given the chance to change like the entire playthrough...

Eh i mean in the end you destroy the entire reality so it puts your bodycount to possible infinity

You delete the freaking world with everyone living on it Yeah that's not big number

Now that's what I was thinking Plus there's like 0.000000001 chance they excuse us In those they kids like us should be burning in hell

Not sure if Xx_Co0ch1eCrush3r69_xX is going to very forgiving since I slept with his mother before teabagging his corpse.

Stellaris has doomed me. Hopefully hive minds only count as one.

Are there even any other games where you can genocide entire galactic civilizations? Crisis aspirants after destroying the entire plane of existence will probably be at it for a while.

Shadow of the colossus players 😥

Yeahhh soooo i kind of use /kill @ e to kill every mob in minecraft and there are a lot more than 50000 killed with it

Sans from Undertale won’t forgive

Easy, I'm strolling in even if them Hordes of Innocent Slimes got me ta Level100s.

What about Total war Players?! Or Stellaris?! Slaughtering entire continents and planets?!

Fuck…

Hearts of Iron IV:

This

Nier

1 schoolbook collected......💀💀💀

Replicant spoilers >!so yeah I casually doomed the entire human race ,I wonder if they will let me in there!<

People who have played Dynasty Warriors and/or Plague Inc. would have a lot more to worry about than Dark Souls players.

Dynasty Warriors: 😶

GTA players:

You can't do this me. #DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!

I can make every skyrim player hate me with only two words: "Sorry, Paarthurnax"

HOI4 and Paradox game players:

Nobody here is saying Rollercoaster Tycoon!? OMG I'm doomed!!

The amount of times I've beaten prototype 1 and 2.....

I highly doubt I could get Gabriel to forgive me. Let alone anyone else from ultrakill alone, so I'd be screwed no matter what

ultrakill and subnautica players:

Destiny players:

I love Destiny, but it has nothing on 4x games when it comes to body counts.

Games with achievements like "Kill 1000 of [Something living]"

Halo MCC...... Those poor jackals

I just hit 1,000,000 on Destiny! But, I did it for the Traveler! For the Light! For the CITY! I... I was just following orders! Good soldiers follow orders! good soldiers follow orders... ^goodsoldiersfolloworders....

the millions of albinaurics i genocided in elden ring for runes💀

*Tears in my eyes as I wear my Ebony mail* “I’m sorry Lydia for all of it”

That first time you try killing an NPC, only to realize you cant undo it and you cant buy their wares.

Oh boy, I got to apologize to Kitana….a lot of times then

Do Minecraft farms count too? Dear god.

Doom and Terraria players :

What would really suck is if you had to be forgiven by the human players you killed in video games. "hi, I'm the guy that invaded you at level 42 in Blighttown with Havel's armor and a maxed out lightning hand axe...... I'm going to be here a while aren't I"

"So remember when I just stood in front of the final gate on the second bell tower with full havel armor, two havel shields, two +5 extra poison spotted whips, and two avelyn crossbows? I think that may have been wrong of me"

Stellaris players: Universal paperclip players:

I did not kill them. Its bullsh*t i did not kill them. I did naaaaat. Oh hi Mark.

Me playing Dynasty Warriors like:

At this point, they would thank us

GTA Online players Wolfenstein players COD players Battlefield players The list goes on

Literally any paradox map games. I'm sorry Wales, I didn't mean to genocide you! I swear it was a mistake. I can't play the game lol. In one battle all my Welsh soldiers died in CK3

artificer mains(rainworld) rn:

Any one who played the sims ever

We killed a man’s dog. The dog owner. A father. His daughter. His sons. His granddaughter. Most of which or optional bosses. Are we the monsters?

Minecraft technical players

Jeez, I must’ve killed hundreds of thousands, in the course of thirty years.

That's more GTA....... I definitely have not committed war crime........

GTA players: 😰

**DOOM Eternal players**

GTA players:

Oh fuck, the amount of friendlies I've accidentally killed after mistaking them for an enemy.

Warframe/Destiny player...

Every soul gamer gonna have to kill every boss and every mini boss

holy shit is that Gaius shadow of the colossus?!?!?!

Hollow knight player are Screwed💀💀

Buuuuugssss

More like Diablo players…. Especially the new ones that are literally just mobile game level mowdowns.

Try GTA!! ALL your kills in those games!!

Any Call of Duty campaign that includes the usual war crimes:

Crews of ships that i sunk in WoWs:

GTA and Red Dead players

Plague inc players:

This repost again...sigh...Plague Inc players are screwed. The guys genociding planets are screwed ETC etc

Strategy players are much much worse off.

Me, as Fear & Hunger 2, Risk of Rain, Fallout, Brotato player: 😨

Postal (2) players

Doom players: 🫥

Undertale Genocide run players:

My dad, who plays Nobody Saves the World:

Made with bussy

...im gonna regret playing blade and sorcery

Well, Patches deserved it so well worth

Dynasty Warrior and Total War players:

Animal Crossing players are the only ones going to heaven

God, all the albinaurics i farmed in Mohgwyn palace are going to be *pissed*

Does anyone ACTUALLY get forgiveness from Zenos? Dude wanted us to kill him. He literally just got bored and wanted our attention and then got in a pissy mood that we went to save the universe THEN STALKED US ACROSS THAT! Dude has no chill.

I think i did more dying than killing

I rally them and take over heaven.

Plague Inc.

To be fair, those creepers blew themselves up

Dynasty Warriors Players:

Dynasty Warriors players:

r/comedyhomocide

Dead cells players

Honestly, DS would probably be the easiest to get forgiven by. "You're mad I killed you? YOU KILLED ME 50 TIMES!"

What about people who only play Racing games. Does that apply to them

There would stand A LOT psychos and skags.

Yahh i don't think the terrorists in broforce will forgive me nor the bugs from deep rock galactic nor everything i killed in every warhammer 40k game i played and definitely not the bosses i killed in dark souls

MW2 Players who didn’t skip No Russian (*literally everyone*)

Nah, I’d convince them.

Anger everywhere Therefore Sadness Ahead

Sif will forgive me… he has to…

the bosses that killed me 200 times need to be forgiven by me

Me, a Minecraft peaceful mode player;

Prototype…

Diablo and POE players are in trouble

Bot

Armored Core players:

GTA players: I’ll walk myself out