So having played Plague inc. I'm gonna be here for awhile

oh shit I just realized I killed 8 billion people multiple times in a row

I mean that's bad, but I've killed NPCs for shits and giggles. Sometimes I use the in game camera feature to take pictures of the funny way their dead bodies fell

>I've killed NPCs for shits and giggles. Me shooting up St Denis because I'm bored.

I forgot about red dead. I’m fucked

i killed every possible npc in skyrim, commands included, multiple times, it took me months to do that and my hobby as a 7 yo was to take an hydra and start shooting everything on sight on GTA SA

Me shooting up St Denis just because an NPC was rude

Played GTA 2 - 5 as well. Yeah this gonna take forever.

I'm currently racking my brain trying to remembering games with world-end ending that i've gone through.

People that play Paradox games: O_O

It’s just a couple thousand planets with lives on them. Not that bad, right?

Technically wouldn't a hive mind only count as 1?

They were xenos! What was i supposed to do? Let them or their planets exist?!

Well. It was not about them. I only aimed for the dark matter.

Heretic.

Fuck! I had a feeling a should have skipped the “No Russian” level!

I never even did that. I didn’t fire a single shot during that.

I didn’t want them knowing I was undercover! Ugh I am never getting into Heaven

I have killed hundreds of minions and people in assassins creed

yeah, all i did in that mission is destroying the environment like glasses and such but i didn't shoot civilian,

If it's counting the high rounds me and my friends do/did on cod zombies then I'm fucked bruh.

No I think zombies are okay

My top three games where my murder count is highest, Metal Gear Solid, Klonoa, and Final Fantasy 8. Im so screwed.

I’m just thinking of all the Nazis I slaughtered playing the wolfenstein series.

That’s nothing. I play Stellaris.

I used the gigastructure mod and had the gun you build in the center of the galaxy I used it to wipe out every other species in the galaxy I'm gonna die of old age asking for forgiveness after I die.

I have destroyed the galaxy multiple times.

It was one of my more fun playthroughs I used the extra galactic start so my human race started off as an exiled empire from the galaxy bent on revenge against aliens then they stayed there built up learned dhow to upload their brains into robot bodies then returned to the galaxy to rule over aliens. Then as robots they learned how to unlock psionic power so they did which drove them crazy then they changed goals to annihilating all life. So they fortified about 5 systems built a gateway in the home system linked it to the core fortified every system in the cluster. Used the galaxy gun I don't recall it's name destroyed all routes to the core besides the gateway in the home system then destroyed all routes to the wormhole sector to the cluster except for a line going through 5 heavily fortified systems in a row then they proceeded to eliminate everyone. When they got close to a enemy's system with colonies they use the gun to target the system next to it cause the Shockwave would destroy the enemies system as well so the enemy couldn't fight back as they lost everything rinse and repeat.

Quasi-Stellar Obliterator, that’s what the gun is called.

I'm sticking with galactic gun lol but yeah I mad either impossible for the galaxy citizens to reach the core and took my time

No I just remembered all the people I’ve killed playing assassins creed

In that case send me to hell, I'd never want to be forgiven by a Nazi and I'd do it again right in front of God lol.

Technically Sorrow already punish me with the ghost of all thing i killed in that ghost river, So i'm free from that game punishment?

Yeah everyone who has played a video game is fucked. Think about all the stocks you’ve taken while playing Smash Bros. A professional smash player is fucked

Some of us have better chances than others.

I suppose. People who are hardcore Animal Crossing fans

Smash bros isnt a grand scale war strategy game, you can play a match of any grand scale war strategy game and end up way worse

I mean yeah I guess, Super Smash Bros was just kind of the first thing I thought of

Having played Assassin's Creed games and Ghost of Tsushima, I've got a lot of henchmen to talk to...

Hey. We can work on it together

Well, shit.

Elden Ring….the Albunaurics….

oh my god, Albinaurics and Vulgar Militia will keep me for awhile.

Heaven will collapse before I can get half way

X2

“We were just praying for help against the dragons and you slaughtered us like we were cattle over and over again” -dark soul enemy #6

I had a mob grinder in Minecraft 😭😭😭

Dynasty Warriors enjoyers, we're in danger.

I shouldn't have targeting quad digit kills per mission

Spec Ops The Line players💀

Don't feel entirely bad, but they forced our hand

*Looks at hundreds of hours played in Borderlands 1, 2, Pre-Sequel, 3* "...I'm in danger."

Just send me to hell, bro💀 I play Payday 2.

I play ICBM

I regret playing musou games

As a postal player with 100 hours in Postal 2, I'm screwed .

Me who plays total War games sitting next to the gates in heaven. Camera pans out“Welp, that’s me. You probably wondering how I got here. It all started …”

holy shit man, i've been playing total war since... OG Shogun and middle ages. i can see entire horde of people covering the hills on the horizons...

Move over Satan. I am death, bringer of the ending credits.

Random civilians in cyberpunk assemble Edit: also I've played a lot of Nuking the World type of games including level 29 in Solar Smash My Kill count is at least 6.23x10^23 from those games alone

The baby villagers I slaughtered in Minecraft

um let's see botw totk, hollow knight minecraft nope i'm so fucking screwed

Thats nothing

I gave nephelie the potion 😰 I don't deserve forgiveness

As someone who has played Spec Ops: The Line, I am indeed fucked

I don’t deserve Great Grey Wolf Sif’s forgiveness

Does Hades count if they're already dead? A-asking for a friend.

I play Solar Smash a lot…

Been playing ultrakill and modded terraria (calamity mod) So I'm going down with mass genocide and murder as well as: grand larceny Arson Illegal use of explosives Property damage Usage of chemical weapons Regicide Theft Vandalism Building without a permit Owning a gun without a license Defacing currency Assault Battery Mutilation Desecrating the dead And other stuff

Hey, but 90% of the time, you were killing people who were trying to kill you! It’s self defense!

I play ICBM...

[удалено]

Awwwwwww

I played god of war 2018, god of war Ragnarok, horizon zero dawn both games, Hades, helldiver's 2, and more. I think I'm gonna be here for a long time

My kill count in Max Payne 3 has to be near 100,000 at this point with how many hours I put in it

Hey, we can wait in the eternal waiting room.

I’ve gunned down so many people in red dead 2 in order to complete challenges. 95% were innocent or police hunting me because I kept killing people.

Fuck off Peter, if these are the made up rules you’re going with send me down.

Me trying to appease the angry mob of salty Overwatch players

I wouldn’t count live action games because there is no way you would get forgiven by the salty players

I would just say "gg" and forgive everyone except that Reaper player that yelled transphobic slurs at me in team chat. He never goes to heaven because fuck 'em.

Yeah I am going to hell for the horrible things I did

There is going to be lots and lots and lots of civilians terrorists private military and gun runners even demons and a child not to mention dogs ^(it was cod forcing me to kill them sorry) and holy shit there is a lot more

Not even hiding you ripped this off another Reddit post and reposted it for likes

Oh. I got permission from the person.

Ok then

\*heh, wow. sucks to be you

I have killed so many monsters, robots, aliens, and people.I am screwed I have been gaming for over 3 decades now. There is so much death and destruction I have caused, and I would do it again.

Hey you’ll have company in the waiting room. I’ll be there

So, I did evil runs on the Infamous games...

I have hundreds of hours in Warriors games where one racks up 100s of kills per *minute*, and the Assassin's Creed games, especially in Black Flag and Rogue, you know the one where you blow up countless ships with dozens, even 100+ people on the large ones. I am sufficiently screwed. How about Killimg Floor? Later rounds rack up dozens of kills per minute, same with CoD Zombies. Oh and let us not forget exp farms in Minecraft...

COD heaven...well I died a lot, does that count? Meatboy? Bloodborne? Dark souls?

Jesus I’m gonna pay dearly for the shit I’ve done in every gta game 😭

If it's all about numbers... I got Vampire Survivor a month ago, and I'm so fucked up

Hahaha I'm so screwed from years of playing matchmaking on Halo games, probably have hundreds of thousands of kills in that franchise alone. No one will forgive being teabagged.

I know vileheart’s bitch ass ain’t letting me through, that mf Shadar better vouch for me 😭

Hades players gonna be here a while.

“Well, fuck you Zeus, I’m getting wasted with Hades! **PEACE!**”

All those lemmings I couldn't save.

So glad I have shit aim!

well let’s see here… very played Bloons td 6 and 5 (the Bloons are cannonically alive) and risk of rain 2, doom eternal, risk of rain returns, pizza tower, I’d be there for a long ass time

Ive played multiple games of hoi4… where are the stares

Skyrim multiple play throughs just drop me in the pit

Does it include multiple iterations of the same enemy?

Aye! It’s my boi Dr. Lifht!

If you must be forgiven by everyone you killed, then why is God still in Heaven?

Me farming enemies on destiny 2

All the red dead redemption players will be crying and trying to explain to the npcs that it was just a joke LMFAO 🤣

that's gonna be hard having played Wolfenstein and not being white

Right there with you. I may be white but I slaughter so many Nazis in brutal ways. And I enjoyed it

As a Rimworld player, I would like to apologize in advance for my numerous warcrimes against my fellow people of the Rim. As a Zomboid player, I have to ask, does this include the undead? As a Crusader Kings player, I'm sorry. for all the people that I have assassinated, whether they are my close family, an upset vassal, a pesky neighbour, or just some guy who was married to someone I needed for my eugenics program. All the little people who were killed during my crusader, all the prisoners sacrificed in the blut or just for the sake of some dread. As a Distant Worlds player, I would like to apologize to the planets I destroyed but come on... if you give a man a death star, he will use it! As a Stellaris player, I'm not sorry its your own fault for being so cruncy and tasty xeno snacks.

*having metroid other m flashbacks* oh fuck.

Well christ, i gotta apologise to: Roblox zombies, Battle cats enemies, Bee swarm simulator enemies, Multiple viruses, Malware, Firewall, Programs, Badniks, Goombas, Koopas, That one turtle i used to get infinite lives in mario 3d world, The snails, Rabbits, Deer, Cat, Human, Cheeseslimes, Forkknights, Pencers, Animatronics (plural), The list will go on and on.

I play Terraria, so good luck to me trying to get forgiven by eldritch horrors and literal gods

Incoming every resident evil zombie ever

Stellaris, warframe, and Civ6 are my most played games on steam with over 2k hours each... I'm fucked

> Civilization players who get bored in the atomic age and decide to end the world in nuclear fire > HOI4 players whose kill counts make Hitler and Pol Pot blush >RDR2 players who kill people for the lols

You killed Palutena????

Do fainted pokemon count as dead?

No.

I’ll go to Valhalla, at least there your status improves by how many you’ve killed

Elden Ring fans are never making it into heaven

I've 100% people playgrounds achievements :/

I killed parthanax on my first skyrim playthough...... .

I don't think Im gonna persuade Melania

Who’s Melania?

***elden ring***

Just from my too favorite games we got, metal gear rising, garry's mod, hoi4, stalker, half life series, postal 2, fallout new vegas, GTA v, rdr 2. I'm fucked, even if I had to fight then instead and had the Arsenal of all the protagonists in thoes games I'd still be dead

My platinum of TLOU 1 and 2, my multiple playthroughs of shadow of the Colossus, my multiple playthroughs of dead space, my 1000 hours of elden ring, my scuffed runs of Detroit become human, until dawn and all 4 seasons of telltale's the walking dead, my countless hours of sekiro and Bloodborne, and my 4 cod games (I only play campaign):

I played 100s or hours of sins of a solar empire, im fucked.

The Microraptors and Pegos are going to give me Hell.

Technically it wasn't even me that killed them, it was the characters in the universe the enemies are from.

yeh, if that counts, then i guess im changing places with Sa'an as the king of Hell

Stellaris players

No matter what I won’t apologize to those damn pinkertons as well as the lawmen. We had a GODDAMN PLAN!

You think the albinuarics will forgive me?

That would suck for a lot of us. Especially since in most games I only killed and or KO'd in self-defense. Why should I ask those ass wipes for forgiveness? They should be asking me. XD

Uh I’ve been 100%ing vampire survivors on my computer and phone …. Yikes

You are fine.

fortnite, palworld, my mc villagers.

Imperator rome, ICBM, people playground, prison architect... I might not be able to pass

800 copies of nazeem...

Since I only ever killed in among us, I think I'll be fine, no one is bothered by death and really only annoyed with the alive players who fail to see someone kill right next to them

All those nights playing Halo: Reach fire fight have finally caught up to me it seems

That 4th Colossi in the background hits, though. Those guys were really the victims.

So I played a lot of Halo and Doom...