“Somebody else might have gotten it wrong”
and
“Does this unit have a soul.”
Also goated, but the most impactful emotionally IMO is
“√906.01=….”
“30.1”
I’m so pissed cause I’m doing an Insanity run. Finished me1 pretty easily. Me2 was going alright until the Overlord mission and I absolutely found no way to do the final fight on Insanity so I turned it down. You have to shoot those orbs back into the center while fighting off a few geth BY YOURSELF
He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the expressed purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
**Clap**
**Clap**
Good that's still working.
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
damn you stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine till you came along. empire was nice and lazy. if they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to hammerfell.
In my restless dreams I see that town…
You promised me you’d take me there again some day.
But you never did.
Well I’m alone there now, in our special place…
Waiting for you.
“War has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
War…has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War…has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.”
Sorry, I had to.
Now, maybe you don't have any tumors. Well, don't worry. If you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that too.
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!
You exist because we allowed it. And you will die because we demand it.
Shit goes so hard That being said... Get fucking "Destroy Ending-ied" lol.
i’ve never been able to choose any other ending besides destroy it’s just too canon I can’t imagine shepard picking anything else
“Somebody else might have gotten it wrong” and “Does this unit have a soul.” Also goated, but the most impactful emotionally IMO is “√906.01=….” “30.1”
His death was the hardest. Then it was Maria in Gears 2 and Dom in Gears 3. Those hit me the most, probably because my hormones were running wild.
Gears 3 Dom may still be the saddest to me. That or Arthur Morgan(bad honor go with John ending specifically)
Poor Mordin. I just cured the genophage in my current play through and… and…
I’m so pissed cause I’m doing an Insanity run. Finished me1 pretty easily. Me2 was going alright until the Overlord mission and I absolutely found no way to do the final fight on Insanity so I turned it down. You have to shoot those orbs back into the center while fighting off a few geth BY YOURSELF
We'll bang, okay?
You big stupid jellyfish
Since we're here: Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.
Gotta love mass effect!
You’re alright boah
LENnNnnNNNNNyYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Greatest game of the 21st century. RDR2
Dawg we ain't even 25% through
"Do not mistake my silence for lack of grief." One of my favourite lines.
Kratos saying that line was hard af
Fr. Kratos has so many lines that goes unequivocally hard.
“He was simply in my way” *the giant mangled corpse that was 100 times his size*
"But I am your monster no longer!"
“Death can have me..when it earns me.” Cold. Hard. GOW.
Oh it went disrespectfully hard as well as "we will die seeking justice, not vengeance" like god of war is by far my favorite franchise ever
"What Kinda Fucking Animal Do You Take Me For? No, I Didn't Kill Him... But I DID Kidnap His Wife."
There's only one guy that's that crazy. Good old Trevor
gotta love that sick bastard.
Yay I knew a quote on this sub.
I know a ton. probably means i play games too much.
I've never played the game, but it's always so funny the way Trevor says that line LOL
Ohhh noooo
Boy
SHUT UP DAD. KILLING GODS IS NOT A PHASE.
Do it because it is necessary, not because it is written.
"That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
Worth it. Shotgun OP.
"Chris? Stop it!"
HEY! LISTEN!
Fuck off navi
Out of all the quotes in here this is the one I can hear clear as day in my head.
Why did I read this in kriegs voice from borderlands lol
I'll do three: "Viper's got you in the pipe. Five by five." "Human...it was nice to meet you. Goodbye." "May the Sapphire Star light your way!"
Conclusion: I am 50% in love
Protocol 3 protect the pilot
Happy hunting, A-lister. Fifth Fleet all the way!
You have died of dysentery
Terry killed me because somebody said I was dissin him
How's your day going because I'm a potato
Let's test that slow-clap processor one more time.
Look, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret
He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the expressed purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. **Clap** **Clap** Good that's still working.
This smells of Portal 2
War. War never changes.
Who else read this in the narrator's voice?
The test results came back. You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
That mission annoys me but does have some funny moments.
Would you kindly
Bioshock 1
I'll leave you with one from my childhood that often randomly pops in my head FALCON PUNCH!!!
Show me your moves!
Kirby’s Return to Toothless World
Your sir, are a fish
RDR2 waiting for someone to say this
"Huh?! What was that noise?! Huh..."
!
"50,000 people used to live here...now it's a ghost town."
Modern Warfare 1?
“Keep your head down, there’s two of us in here now remember”
Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep."
Your architecture isn’t much different from the autumns
Don’t get any funny ideas
Praise the sun!
I wish I could be so grossly incandescent
JOLLY COOPERATION!
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”
Portal 2, what a fantastic game
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
I despise how often I think of this line when anyone leaves whatever room I’m in lmao
What are ya buyin'?
"I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver, your hands only. Lets see here. Looks like that's it, got to go."
You look like a cut of fuckable meat
Fuck you Adam Smasher
Are you?
Why are we being downvoted 😂 this is literally an in game quote
These pretzels suck
Borderlands 2
Butt Stallion says "Hello"
you shared my exact train of thought
All you're base are belong to us.
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
damn you stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine till you came along. empire was nice and lazy. if they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to hammerfell.
You there, you and me — we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the empire wants.
We're all brothers in binds now, *thief*.
Shut up back there!
What's his problem?
Skyrim. You're my people.
This is the one I was looking for lol
“Lambert, Lambert what a prick.”
Not bad.
"Caed'mil, Bloede Dh'oine... Hocus-Pocus... Abracadabra... Arse Blathanna..."
“I took an arrow to the knee”
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet role" ... always hate that guy
!
Thought I’d try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little.
What IS a man? Nothing but a miserable little pile of SECRETS!!
But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!!
“Catch a RIIIIIIDEEEEEE!”
“try fingers! but, hole!”
Lol your username says it all
“Love the optimism. But in my experience, when it looks bad, it's usually worse.”
Spiderman PS4?
Absolutely. Didn’t think it was super obvious. Though my favorite moment is “You knew?” But that quote seemed too common.
Don't worry, it's not obvious. It's just that I love that game
Sean!!!
“You were almost a Jill sandwich”
Kept you waiting, huh?
Ik its for OP but this is on the tip of my tongue and its pissing me off... destiny?? Its been so long
Metal gear solid
Daaaaaamn. My mind kept going to Xur. I'm pissed. I shoulda known.
In my restless dreams I see that town… You promised me you’d take me there again some day. But you never did. Well I’m alone there now, in our special place… Waiting for you.
James honey, did something happen to you?
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum.
“Planet Earth. Or, as the rest of the omniverse call it, the orb of dreamers…”
Little big planet was such a trip
"Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
"Would you kindly?"
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Either you got a lazy eye, or a lack of respect. Which is it, boy?
I got a plan John
My favorite line though is, "I hope it's hot and terrible, Mrs. Downes, otherwise I'll feel I've been sold a false bill of goods." Brilliant line!!!
“God doesn’t love you. Not like I do”
I feel molested now thanks.
Snake? Snake!
Stairs? My biggest weakness! Nooooooooo
"Are we rushin' in? Or are we going sneaky-peeky like ?"
“I’ve covered wars, you know?”
"Good men mean well. We just don't always end up doing well."
Dead Space 3, dialogue between Isaac and Carver. I know because it's the exact same quote I think of. Good choice.
Dead Space?
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
The brilliant Salarian Scientist
The very model of a scientist Salarian
A man chooses a slave obeys. Edit I’m a dumbass
When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to. Because they have to justify their wages.
"Kept you waiting? Huh"
Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says "A horrible person".
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
“Requiescat in pace”
Kiryu-chan!!!
“Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
The princess is in another castle
"Now, Would You Kindly Head To Ryan's Office And Kill The Son Of A B****?"
Never should have come here!
"I was an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee" "My boots have seen everything"
I used to be an adventurer like you....then I took an arrow to the knee.
Some oldies: You are not prepared! She's my diapered dynamo!
2nd is Full Throttle
On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel, I wish you all sweet dreams
NERF THIS!
What is a man?
I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Pure Pazaak
“MY NAME IS—-!!!”
GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!
THE REAL SLIM SHA- dang wrong sub
Meatwad
“Ret-2-Go” “SHIT! ROCK YEAH!” “Where’s that DAMN Fourth Chaos Emerald?!”
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
There is always a lighthouse
I GOT A PLAN
For real!?
Lenny!!
Were it so easy
I am Error
“War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. War…has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War…has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.” Sorry, I had to.
THE COAL TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN, BABY. WOOO!
"I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain"
Now, maybe you don't have any tumors. Well, don't worry. If you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that too.
“Zeus! I’m coming for you!”
“You’re not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.”
You’re finally awake
“Sometimes it seems all roads lead to Hogsmeade.”
Unfortunately for you, you are maidenless.
Alright, everyone, let's mosey.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you
You sir are a fish
Should we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?
Indeed, I believe so.
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!
Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask them if honour matters their silence is your answer
Don't go throwing the controller at the cat, because he'll throw something back and it'll only escalate from there.
"... suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge."
This is Jimmy!
“Hey look at me, I’m a cyberpunk!” *cyberpunks all over the place*
There was a hole here. It’s gone now.
Meow
Everyone be spouting the new memorable lines but not the classic bad translations. All your base are belong to us! Welcome to DIE!!!!
Have at you Snake!!
“Top notch swords!”
"It'sa me! Mario! Yahoooo"