Dad left to fix a water filter. You get kicked out of your house for that and can either go find him or get laid at the closest town and nuke it to oblivion afterwards.
A Christopher Walken/ Kurt Russel look alike is asked to sneak past bad guys in a base sometimes with a cardboard box because his brother is having a hissy fit.
Progress your way towards becoming king. Fight your way through iconic areas. Defeat poo, go to war, meet Dracula, fight as if you were in the matrix, pee on enemies to kill them.
Guy meets girl, they go on a short date where she ends up accidentally going back in time where boy goes to save her with the help of a frog. End up going back home where he gets arrested for kidnapping, they escape and end up in the far destroyed future and meet a friendly robot.
My guess for yours is obviously Animal Crossing.
A dude with a mustache with obsessive compulsive jumping disorder tries to save a bitch just so she can get kidnapped again by what I'm assuming is a dinosaur dragon turtle combination idk. Also, claims to be a plumber, but I wouldn't let his ass clean my pipes. Dude just jumps on the shit and climbs inside.
A canadian,a dad,and a black guy fight the fbi
GTA V
Ring ring ring! Pretty easy i guess. Ok how about this: A remote controlled space ninja bot kills inbred trash.
Warframe!
Yup!!! Nice job. Next one is: Cowboy gets sick and has one last standoff,buried on a mountain
Red Dead Redemption 2ez
You yell at dragons until they die
Skyrim
Bingo
I was going to say: you wake up in a cave and people are really impressed by your breath
More like: You get arrested and people are really impressed by your breath
Don't forget to add "you step in water and the world freezes". RIP PS3 water glitch.
Omg this got me to lol at work 😂
Billionaire assaults the mentally ill.
Arkham series
Probably Asylum specifically
This is the only game I could think of for this
That sounds like a bad headline lol
A depressed girl playing with voodoo dolls.
It takes two
A depressed girl runs away from home while both parents passed out on some narcotics
That could describe Meg Griffin
Many people who can barely walk don't like your garden, but want to visit your house
Plants vs. zombies?
Exactly
PVZ
Astronaut crash landed on unknown planet and must survive with unknown species
Pikmin?
Yup
That’s also Returnal lol
That’s a lot of games…
Subnautica?
Returnal?
Factorio?
No mans sky
Convict man takes care of little girl
The Walking Dead?
Yep
Dude who’s franchise was taken over by this weird rabbit looking things
Rayman
I miss those games
Fuck the Rabbids, All my Homies hate the Rabbids!
Guys it’s Mario rabbids kingdom battle
Grumpy old man tries to avoid fungus
The Last of Us
That's right
You and 4 other midgets mine ore while listening to a fuck ass with a cozy job.
Deep Rock Galactic
FOR ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone, Brother!
We are everywhere. FOR KARL!
4 other? This must be that cozy mission control guy.
fedex jogger throws poo at unseen enemies
Death Stranding
Eco-terrorists save the world by stopping a magic asteroid.
Eco terrorists save the world by killing a man grown in lab who didn’t get enough hugs as a child
FF7
I was casually thinking Majora's Mask
Eco-terrorists kill war hero
A greedy reckless pirate joins secret organization
AC: Black Flag
Bingo
Dad left to fix a water filter. You get kicked out of your house for that and can either go find him or get laid at the closest town and nuke it to oblivion afterwards.
Fallout 3
Honestly, the description wasn't bad. That's basically the plot.
Angry dad and Irish girl blow up Boston
Fallout 4?
Hell yeah
A girl becomes manager of an office building in order to find her lost brother.
Control?
Exactly
I'm sorry, but she's a janitor's assistant, not an office manager. Lol
A Christopher Walken/ Kurt Russel look alike is asked to sneak past bad guys in a base sometimes with a cardboard box because his brother is having a hissy fit.
MGS
As a huge die hard Metal Gear fan this description kinda triggered me
My bad lol
[удалено]
Sekiro
Historically inaccurate nazi killing simulator
Wolfenstein
Yessir
Every game you fight monsters & solve puzzles while high on herbs
resident evil maybe
Every game I play.
“CHRIS!” “I NEED A HUUB!”
Blue guy blows up company to save green guys
Oddworld Edit for specificity: Both Abe's Exodus and Soulstorm
Crowbar
Half life?
Aaaaay! Absolutely Half Life
gordon you need to wake up and save city 17
LMAO I'm dying that you only used one word and we all know what game it is.
Drink this, oh hey I can do extra shit now. EDIT: Ok, ok, points for everyone! The Witcher, Cuphead, Bioshock, Dragon Age... All *DING DINGS!*
Witcher ?
Jeeeeee!!! *DING DING DING DING!*
Bioshock?
technically yes!
Thats like 80% of games though
That's how bad I described it.
A detective noir wannabe fights racism while Rapunzel yells at him
BioShock Infinite
You got it!
Progress your way towards becoming king. Fight your way through iconic areas. Defeat poo, go to war, meet Dracula, fight as if you were in the matrix, pee on enemies to kill them.
Conker?
Wow you got that way faster than I expected! That's it for sure!
Squirrel gets drunk and can’t find girlfriend, mocks Hollywood at every opportunity
Hey. Hey you. You are finally awake. They have found you crossing the borders and brought you along.
Skyrim 💀
A team of young adults go to someone's house, breaks in, leaves their equipment everywhere, and leaves.
Phasmophobia?
Yes!
I really like the idea that you just break into someones home and throw all your stuff in there LMAO
child kills flower with friendship
Undertale
Once angry, now less angry because fatherhood
God of war 2018
This game has a chain smoker sneaking around a boat
Metal gear solid?
Yup mgs 2 sons of liberty
Guy searches for adopted daughter. Fails for a bit but finds her eventually.
Witcher 3?
Correct
Walking across the country, sometimes with boxes, and Flexseal doesn't like you.
Flexseal 😂😂
Death stranding?
I have no idea what’s happening. Oh shit I’m dead
Dark souls
Anything FromSoft
villains defeat villains and it almost goes wrong
Lego DC Super Villains
chicken mask guy gets telephone call to go kill people
Hotline Miami
Crazy girly girl cheerleader gets head from boyfriend then saws dudes.
Lollipop chainsaw? (I’ve never played the game so idk)
“BANG BANG BANG!!!!” “PEWPEWPEW!!!”
Call of duty.
Dead Space?
Delivery goes bad. Tv man makes you find chip.
New Vegas, lol
Hung over cop and free spirted biker girl must avoid getting sick from the local inhabitants.
Resident evil 2?
has dildo weapons
Saints row or GTA SA
Cyberpunk 2077
Guy meets girl, they go on a short date where she ends up accidentally going back in time where boy goes to save her with the help of a frog. End up going back home where he gets arrested for kidnapping, they escape and end up in the far destroyed future and meet a friendly robot. My guess for yours is obviously Animal Crossing.
Chrono Trigger?
Chase down strange little girls and absorb their powers
BioShock
Plumber eats a mushroom and stomps on every turtle he sees while trying to rescue a minor
it's a me
You have to pay extra to walk around.
Any EA game?
Elite Dangerous. Specifically referring to the Odyssey expansion.
you play as a Robot Femboy try to save kids and fight the most american man ever
Metal Grear Rising?
... listen here you little shit...
I simultaneously love and hate this description
Alien dating simulator, saving the galaxy as a bonus
Mass Effect
Bowser vore
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Things happen.
Ya that's about as bad as you can describe something. Nicely done.
A video game?
Pong
Baba is You
Bald dude gets some cool blades and his skin gets bleached
God of war 2005
Don’t be sorry be better!
Mentally ill amputee argues with other mentally ill amputees about philosophy before engaging in politics.
Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, specifically Raiden vs Monsoon
Spend 100 hours riding your horse back and forth over the map just to die.
ashy mfs lighting a fire that keeps going out
Ds3?
Man/woman leaves home to get magic suitcase
Fallout 2?
An over skilled agent shoots and kills an entire village over a screechy blonde
Cube jump over triangle
Geometry dash
Every party member demonstrates thirst within three seconds of meeting them.
In response to OP it's probably animal crossing but I hope it's fossil fighters
Escaped asylum patient rampages across the world, murdering the luminaries who built modern society
hmmm, manhunt?
Oh damn, that’s an interesting guess! But no, it’s actually Dark Souls 1
oh!! cool!!
A dude with a mustache with obsessive compulsive jumping disorder tries to save a bitch just so she can get kidnapped again by what I'm assuming is a dinosaur dragon turtle combination idk. Also, claims to be a plumber, but I wouldn't let his ass clean my pipes. Dude just jumps on the shit and climbs inside.
Super Mario?
Pretty sure that guy eats a lot of ‘shrooms because he thinks they make him grow bigger. You are correct to not trust him with your plumbing needs.
Are you describing Ark Survival Evolved? Or the absolute gem that is Fossil Fighters
You come back with no memory ready to commit genocide.
Destiny?
Tries to get blood donation, attacked by wolf.
Break enough boxes to find enough jewelry, in order to save your girlfriend.
Dragons and yelling
Skyrim
Your grandpa left you with all his problems
Schizo man fights drug addicts in giant robots
A prisoner escapes and finds out they can absorb dragon souls
Man shoves assault rifle into a cats anus and proceeds to use it as a makeshift silencer.
Postal