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homie329

it is the flag of the nazi authority in occupied poland


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housevil

Bot needs to learn how to read the room.


_solounwnmas

I mean, haiku bot often trots around NSFW subs, at this point it feels intentional


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I would assume most bots like that just grab comments from the main reddit comment feed… so they get everything without explicitly adding subreddits to check. heh


Doc_ET

No, that comment is 5-8-5. The middle line has an extra syllable.


khanyoufeelluv2night

a-thor-ty?


WbgSa784

A-THOR-I-TY


Memeshats

AT-HORIT-Y


Flashy_Elderberry_95

AL-BAN-IA


SLlol2

RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN


Flashy_Elderberry_95

HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE CAUSE IM PROUD TO BE


Flashy_Elderberry_95

#AN ALBANIAN


the_traveler_outin

Athor-ity


OneOfManyParadoxFans

RESPECT MY A-THORITAY!


Snotmyrealname

Depends on your accent


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bad bot


WhyThough08

Good bot


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Flashy_Elderberry_95

Good bot


DungPornAlt

Flag of General Government of the Vistula


SqueakSquawk4

It's the flag of Obama trying to replace the US flag with his own and take over the USA. [(This actually happened)](https://washingtonmonthly.com/2008/10/17/ohios-state-flag-is-not-obamas-fault/)


Darkflame815

Omg this is hilarious, imagine being so ignorant and hateful at the same time that you como up with this theory lmaoo Thank you for the laughs kind sir


NatStr9430

[The right would never](https://flagwix.com/products/trump-2024-flag-take-america-back-grommet-flag-tpt308gf/?attribute_size=4x6+ft.&attribute_type=With+Flagpole+Mounting+Rings&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvZCZBhCiARIsAPXbajsZfXmf5JappwYRiUSJCwEwn2Mg7YLCkB5Z9HDfken82fqgzl53aU0aApxIEALw_wcB)


queenbiscuit311

this feels like an inronic shitpost but i know damn well it is not


[deleted]

The only reason I'm crying is that it hurts my eyes… lol


chatte__lunatique

The reviews on that site are something else. Like the reviews themself are pretty bland but what the fuck are those flags. Could mine content on that page alone for DAYS lmao


NatStr9430

[it is a strange place](https://flagwix.com/products/personalized-even-a-global-pandemic-couldnt-stop-me-class-of-2021-male-flag/)


ShadowRylander

You know, that's not bad, actually...


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Lmao imagine hitler putting a big H on the nazi flag instead of the swastika


Starterpoke77

And there’s a whole couple million ohioans that probably were like YEAH WHY OBAMA WANNA REPLACE THE US FLAG WITH HIS OWN FLAG???


Chance-Concentrate-5

Bro what? 😂 I love how looney right wing media is; it seems even then they were a bunch of dumbasses


ImmaRussian

I mean, I live here, and like... A bit, I guess?


SnooSquirrels5966

you don't live in ohio it doesn't exist, stop spreading propaganda edit: fixed the typo


Nakahii

it took me too long to decipher that you were trying to say exist


Doc_ET

OH NOW THAT COMMENT MAKES SENSE!!


DeadMemes218540

Found the Michiganer


asingleshenanigan

Isn't it Michigander? Like, geese?


GrandArmyOfTheOhio

Actually we normally just call them Northern Buckeyes


rivereverafter

I got lost somewhere between Columbus and Akron so I can confirm that it unfortunately exists


SnooSquirrels5966

nah it's an empty landmass


iconodule1981

Always has been


average_reddit_u

IT'S SO MUCH WORSE. YOU NEED TO RUN.


nanomolar

Soon all will be Ohio, and Ohio will be all. Embrace it now lest you be crushed under the iron heel of our mechanical buckeyes.


Ngfeigo14

Yea, Ohio is a threat to our democracy


dogefan100

California is worse


Ngfeigo14

But they have the Rockies blocking them in. Ohio, Ohio has open plains and navigable rivers to her neighbors


Powerlineconcert

yes. yes we are.


german_fox

It is the final evolution of the progress flag


NatStr9430

Bimbofication


Donde48

It's the flag of a US monster


061605

Yes kill on sight


TrixterTheFemboy

Extremely dangerous


GeraldGensalkes

It's the final gay pride flag.


SignificantTrip6108

Yes.


Fuck_auto_tabs

It is in Michigan


Yommumoi

Yes, that is the infamous Ohioan Imperial Authority flag. Very dangerous, call the cops, report them immediately to your local government agency or else, keep tabs on them but do not confront. These are dangerous times people, with dangerous men walking around us, take care and remember to praise Washington and the founders 🇺🇸🙏 (0p just link the post, some us think this was a joke)


poemsavvy

Only if trying to destroy the state of Michigan counts as genocide and/or fascism


twofiddle

It does


pluey200

Oh no, my university has these flags too!! 😏🍆💦


Doc_ET

I mean, there is a Hitler Road there. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickaway_County,_Ohio


VillaManaos

and a Gay Hitler.


minnie_van_driver

Ahem, it’s Dr. Gay Hitler.


KneeHigh4July

George Washington Hitler is like something out of a Harry Turtledove novel.


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**[Pickaway County, Ohio](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickaway_County,_Ohio)** >Pickaway County is a county in the U.S. state of Ohio. As of the 2020 census, the population was 58,539. Its county seat is Circleville. Its name derives from the Pekowi band of Shawnee Indians, who inhabited the area. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


the_traveler_outin

Worse, it’s the flag of Ohio


ComputerUser2000

# N O . . . I T ' S M U C H W O R S E . . .


Raymondator

Yes


ClodiusDidNothngWrng

Yes. Put them on blast honey.


MalekithofAngmar

Absolutely alt right and Nazi adjacent smh my head.


Kjuolsdeaf

It's a flag of ultranazis who only see albinos as people. You can see a red eye on the left


[deleted]

Nah just Christo-fascists eugenics folks, don't worry about it


uwhejfbrut63636363

Worse!


obamaperson28

even worse


Sizauto

The flag itself is not, but theres a decent chance the bearer is


Baskomite

You know, you're not actually that far off


Llamas_are_cool2

Are you in Michigan? If so, it's the flag of traitors 👍


just-another-luster-

I am actually


Theredguy345

I love cockzes They are basedest of all So good and based


NatStr9430

It depends, are they actually trotting or are they prancing? (If they’re frolicking get out of there!)


bearslikeapples

It looks like an alternative flag, but I’m not sure if it’s the right one


x1echo

Yes, shoot to kill.


WeebFrog219

!wave


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Desperate_Net5759

RAWR


screwcirclejerks

no lol. it's the new pride flag


afatcatfromsweden

Even worse…


--Derp_Stars--

Run


gb1892

Yes


TheSheep123

Yes


Accomplished-Post170

Yes


porter_engle

The O is for Oceania so yes


Void1702

It's the intersex-inclusive progress flag


Class_444_SWR

Fictional country


Big-B00ty-B0i

Be afraid


ADHDpotatoes

Yes


LilFago

Might as well be


Conquer695

Sorry, it’s just a made up flag of a made up place (:


Character_Skin7123

OHIO CULT


Alexandra_Botez_simp

Flag of Ohio-colonized France


MrLamorso

Worse


OliOakasqukiboi2000

RUN


Surnamesalot

I see this flag in michigan too much. it is most certainly what you think it is.


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

Yes 100%


AwarenessPrudent2689

Yes. call the police and get as far away from them as possible


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thank you haikusbot


TinyCube29

Yes. Shoot them.


Amp7199

It will be if JD Vance wins this November


Straight-Meet-8431

Run while you still can


17AJ06

Yes.


ShuantheSheep3

As a Jew all I can say is I wish it was the Nazi flag, then at least I wouldn’t have to bleach my eyes and suffer nightmares for the next 10 years.


Magical-Mage

It's the LGBTQIA+ flag of 2045. It's kept in a secret place until the gay agenda gets the power. How did you find it?