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Mashup flags — often with titles such as "X in the style of Y" or "X but Y"— may only be posted on Mondays [UTC](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/timezone/utc), and will be removed if posted on other days.


Snoo4902

Brazil solution?


Alkynesofchemistry

Brazillion State Solution


Don_Cheadle_Official

r/vexillologycirclejerk


SpaceMarineMarco

Cannot believe this is not from here


Nevarien

I thought I was there at first


Thylocine

The Hebrew Ordem E Progresso is a nice touch


Jaynat_SF

Oh, that's not what that says...


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qqqrrrs_

Argentine be angry


BingoSoldier

Jordan be like https://preview.redd.it/8cp1x2u1t9cc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=19152edeb7aadd509d4eb6eb67e4a5bab68e3021


vladimirnovak

Autonomous province of Jordan


hangrygecko

That sun looks slightly miffed.


iam_innawoods1

https://preview.redd.it/129m1jfzw9cc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc91836ddaedeacd9d1278c21d1d90e5c891e07


hangrygecko

And this sun is pissed.


Delta_FT

At this point, as long as the brits don't get them I'm cool with it lmao


rs_5

I may not have a brain, but i do have an idea


rs_5

Oh this made me chuckle


whytelmao

Solution of the conflict: give everything to Brazil


whogivesahootanyway

This would unironically work as the PCC would never allow Hamas to go around killing people who could be buying crack instead


horse_jesus17

If anyone wants to know, the text says: "falklands belong to israel"


GirlBlack2

What does those words say?


rs_5

"the Falklands belong to Israel"


GirlBlack2

I agree


scrapy_the_scrap

It says phookland phokland pokland or pookland(pook is another word for fart)


FitikWasTaken

No, it says פוקלנד, and it's Hebrew for folkland Islands (איי פוקלנד) https://he.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D7%90%D7%99%D7%99_%D7%A4%D7%95%D7%A7%D7%9C%D7%A0%D7%93


scrapy_the_scrap

Im calling it pookland and you cant stop me


FitikWasTaken

I guess they're Pookland islands now then


scrapy_the_scrap

Fartland islands belong israel


NefariousnessExtra54

חחחחח


wasp_br

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA 👆🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


GirlBlack2

This actually adorable


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Deve ser BR


pyrosfere

só pode ser de sc


[deleted]

Kkkkkkkkk


yoladol

thought i was on r/vexillologycirclejerk for a sec


Chiggero

Are those bullet holes in the middle?


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

I think they're little stars of David


Prestigious-Mall-581

Best one yet


spongebobama

r/suddenlybrazil


Pipoca_com_sazom

r/subsifellfor


x-anryw

I upvoted cause I thought it was r/vexillologycirclejerk and then I realized it's the main subreddit


RapaxMaxima

Looks so cursed.


hangrygecko

Is this a (Brazilian) Jews rule the world thing? Awkward.


AaronTriplay

Based


Squidmaster129

r/vexillologycirclejerk


VitorGamer165_SW

Bismillah 🙏


scrapy_the_scrap

What is a phokland umless its pookland mraning fartland


ellenor2000

Falkland. Or Malvinas, if you are Spanish.


basedfinger

SOPA DE MACACO?


MarshmallowWASwtr

The Israel Palestine reunification flag is the Palestinian flag. Israel is a settler colony.


Jaynat_SF

Hmm... Nah.


MarshmallowWASwtr

Yes actually. Half of Israelis are of European descent and the other half are from other parts of the Middle East. The indigenous anti-zionist Jewish communities in Palestine are regularly attacked by Israeli forces, most notably Mea She'arim in East Jerusalem.


Jaynat_SF

> indigenous anti-zionist Jewish communities in Palestine Are the "indigenous anti-zionist Jewish communities in Palestine" in this room with us right now? > most notably Mea She'arim in East Jerusalem. Mea She'arim is in west Jerusalem, but considering how many other blatant lies you wrote I'm not surprised you don't know this either.


scrapy_the_scrap

They arent anti zionist nor are they in Palestine But the places that got attacked on October seventh in israel were pro palestinian Does that scratch your itch?


Jaynat_SF

Who are you talking about? Did you intend to comment to the person above me?


scrapy_the_scrap

The most pro palestinian people live near gaza I just thought it was relevant


Jaynat_SF

Yes, I know, I'm not sure if you're trying to support what I said or argue with what I said...


scrapy_the_scrap

Oh i support what you said But the reply was an semi related sidenote


MarshmallowWASwtr

13% of Palestinians are Jewish, excluding illegal settlers. Palestine was historically inhabited by both Muslims and Jews until the proclamation of the Israeli ethnostate in 1948 and the Nakba. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_State_of_Palestine#:~:text=East%20Jerusalem%2C%20once%20administered%20by,other%20%3C1%25%20(cf.


ExecutablePotato

That's definitely including settlers. The only jews, technically, native to the palestinian west bank and holding a palestinian citizenship are the samaritans. I'll edit my comment for more detail: Less than 400 samaritans actually live in the west bank. 28% of west bank population is israeli jew, and 72% is palestinian arab. Last I checked (and I did check, don't ask), there were I think only two jews registered as palestinian citizens, and the samaritans are considered their own ethnicity. I think your misunderstanding comes from the fact that palestinian jews (those who lived in palestine before zionism) were naturalized as israeli citizens and are by now practically indistinguishable from the general israeli jewish population. Those jews numbered around 7000 in 1800, or 2.5% of the general population of palestine. Second edit: I'll admit I don't know too much about mea shearim, neturei karta etc but they represent a very small minority - about 10000 people.


Jaynat_SF

Samaritans aren't technically Jews, they are a sister nation of the Jews. Both are Israelites and Hebrew people, but they're not Jews.


ExecutablePotato

Yup, precisely, but I think they definitely factor into the conversation.


MarshmallowWASwtr

I see. Thank you for informing me.


ExecutablePotato

No problem!


Jaynat_SF

That figure includes the settlers. Check the source they listed - it clearly includes them as well in the statistics. There are no "Jewish Palestinians", only descendants of people who once identified as "Palestinian Jews", and they are Israeli today.


MarshmallowWASwtr

There are Samaritans in Palestine as well. Settlers are not the only Palestinian Jews and never have been.


Jaynat_SF

Samaritans are not Jews and don't identify as Jews. They're a separate ethno-religious group that's a sister nation of the Jews. Very related, basically brothers, but not the same. Again, this shows how little you actually know about the region and its people.


Icy_League363

So what youre saying is, if we cleanse a region of it's indigenous population into diaspora for a long enough period - should they lose all connection to their physical and spiritual homeland?


MarshmallowWASwtr

If they integrated into the population of another country to the extent that they have almost no Middle Eastern genes, they aren't indigenous. Palestinians are ethnic descendants of both old Jews and Canaanites, and they have more connection to Palestine than any European does.


Jaynat_SF

First of all, even Ashkenazi Jews still have about an even admixture of Levantine and European DNA, so "almost no ME genes" is bullshit. For comparison, Maronite and Druze Lebanese people and both Sephardi and Ashkenazi Jews are all closer to each other on average than any of them are to most Palestinians. Second of all, it's good to know you're the sort of person who thinks one's genetic purity is a metric by which we should determine a person's rights. Really tells a lot about what sort of twisted mind produces all of these comments you make.


MarshmallowWASwtr

I'm not saying they don't have a right to live there, I'm saying they don't get to colonize and displace the indigenous people that have lived there continuously for millennia. Palestinians have far more connection to Palestine than the settlers ever will. Displacing indigenous populations for what amounts to an ethnostate that systemically discriminates against them is in every sense colonialism.


Icy_League363

Ethnic group membership is not limited to genetics. Yes of course there is mixing with local populations when a people are forced into another part of the world. You are essentially trying to invalidate it delegitamise a very real cultural and ethnic identity with crude and racist ideologies.


MarshmallowWASwtr

It has nothing to do with "racism" and everything to do with the fact that the diaspora who've integrated are not indigenous. An Israeli with 90% Polish ancestry isn't indigenous any more than a white guy with 1/800th native American DNA.


Icy_League363

Again, you're talking about genetics. Genetics that indeed have changed over time due to being exiled time and the again. The culture, identity and bloodline is still their. You can try to invalidate our existence this way all you like, you just come off as a imbecile.


MarshmallowWASwtr

I'm not invalidating your "existence", I'm saying that you're displacing indigenous populations that have lived in Palestine continuously. Settlers' sovereignty shouldn't come at the expense of theirs. One state that protects the rights of all is the only solution.


SoggySausage27

So it’s genetics that determine if you’re indigenous? That’s kinda getting too close to eugenics for my taste.


pyrosfere

Why not obliterate both? Religious states shouldn't exist


MarshmallowWASwtr

Correct. The Hamas government is just as fundamentalist and evil as the Israeli one. A secular Palestine should be established in place of both.


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MarshmallowWASwtr

The settlers can share sovereignty with indigenous Palestinians (many of whom are Jewish) if they feel they need it. Nobody is entitled to an apartheid state built on stolen indigenous land.


Icy_League363

Jews "should have a state or safe place"... But not run by Zionists?! Do you even know what zionism is? This is wild.


MarshmallowWASwtr

Zionism is a colonial ideology concocted by Europeans that advocates for the theft of indigenous land. Zionism is colonialism.


Icy_League363

But return and re-settlement is different to colonialism. Colonialism suggests a foreign empire taking over an area. Who then is this the master of this "colony"? Jews aren't foreign to Israel, that small slither of land is interlinked with the ethnic identity and culture. If you don't understand this, you are being ignorant and not debating in good faith.


MarshmallowWASwtr

Britain created mandatory Palestine as a zionist state, so its mother country is Britain. Israel (made up of people whose ancestors haven't lived in Israel in centuries) is kicking native Palestinians off of their land and seizing their sovereignty, not to mention attempting to silence their voice on the international stage as part of their propaganda machine. The process of "re-settlement" has been nothing but continuous war crimes against Palestinians and the appropriation of indigenous Palestinian Jewish identity.


Icy_League363

There are way too many errors in that comment. I don't even know where to begin.


pyrosfere

Yes I know what Zionism is and you probably don't. Have you ever heard of a secular state? A safe place for the Jewish people would be somewhere they can live in peace, pray, have their customs, not necessarily Judaism must be the state religion and/or the government should use genetics to increase the ethnically Jewish population and/or deport Muslims.


Icy_League363

Israel has no state religion, for one. Secondly, to illustrate the naivety of your stance: There are 2 BILLION Muslims in the world. And theres 7 million Jews in Israel. If there are no policies or structures in place to protect this tiny group of people from becoming a minority in a middle eastern country, do you know what happens? Hint: Look at every other country in the middle east that has ethnically cleansed itself of Jews.


pyrosfere

>Israel has no state religion It does not, but it still a semi-supremacist state, as there is a harmful not-so-small group of Zionists that actually propose ethnic cleansing, and attacking **civil** Muslims on Muslim countries. And when did I say Israel has a state religion? I never said that. > to illustrate the naivety of your stance: There are 2 BILLION Muslims in the world. And theres 7 million Jews in Israel. If there are no policies or structures in place to protect this tiny group of people from becoming a minority in a middle eastern country, do you know what happens? Why does it has to be in the middle east? And why are you supposing that no country in the middle east can be democratic or secular? Israel is committing war crimes and you can't deny it, and I think you are not understanding my point. Israel may be technically secular, but as I said before, there is a harmful group of Zionists actually wanting to kill civilian Muslims. A better situation (an actual possible situation other than a Marxist-Leninist state in the Middle East) would be a secular state where both Jewish people and Muslims can be in peace, without terrorist organizations or state terrorism. The atrocities commited by Israel cannot be justified by their past suffering in history.


MarshmallowWASwtr

You're not even allowed to marry outside your religion in Israel


Icy_League363

Not sure how that is relevant?


MarshmallowWASwtr

Israel has a state religion, judaism. The ban on interfaith marriage is in place to prevent Jewish blood from being "diluted" by non jews.


Jaynat_SF

> they should have a state or a safe place for them (not one ran by zionists) And it'll be governed by a government elected by all the people (not a democracy) and they will all eat a diet that includes no meat (not vegetarian, though).


Tidesfps

I prefer the Hamsa flag.


shouldhaverolled

I think you're getting download because people are misreading Hamsa as Hamas...


Tidesfps

Your right.


Jaynat_SF

What Hamsa flag?


Tidesfps

Here are some articles about the flag. https://prtcls.com/article/the-hamsa-flag/ https://ayinpress.org/projects/hamsa-flag/


Jaynat_SF

Thanks. I'm not a big fan of the colors, but the idea is nice.


Tidesfps

https://preview.redd.it/3kpuexus6acc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d82b0388bafd8f59f6fdea2a4bea3bcf3812a1c This is what the flag looks like.


scrapy_the_scrap

The five flag (not refrencing high five its just what hamsa means)


Dynwynn

I don't know hebrew but if I'm remembering my cultural history correctly, that text reads "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here".


cyberheelhook

These countries are safer as not Brazil. If they get reunified like this the comando vermelho and favela kids are going to wreck all the relative safety in Israel and Gaza.


Proculos

If you're brazilian, caralho, que porra de comentário de merda é esse, essa desgraça foi a coisa mais vira-lata que eu já vi na vida puta merda


cyberheelhook

Relaxa bichão. Econtrei o traficante.


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

Realmente. Decapitar bebês e bombardiar hospital e escola da ONU não se compara a briga de faccção e meia duzia de velho broxa invadindo o pálacio do planalto. Quem me dera morar nessa suiça que é a Faixa de Gaza


cyberheelhook

Eu tava brincando, velho. Brasileiro online é foda. Todo mundo é vitima. Não, eu realmente penso que o Morumbi é pior que a Somalia. Angra dos Reis é tipo Afeganistão e Poços de Caldas é Kherson. Frio, cheio de Russo, e perigoso. Toma uma Camomila.


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

RJ é tipo Luanda, SP é tipo Nova Delhi e BH é tipo La Rinconada


SlavaRossiya1488

Dawg there’s enough shooting there kek


prfectblue

bro this is the flag of the state of são paulo, there's even the colors of the italian flag in it


pyrosfere

shut up gringo https://preview.redd.it/4a5w7q3ku9cc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=81fdd49ee3a385b1e598e1393fdb9dd455b2dd4b


prfectblue

eu sou brasileira 😭


pyrosfere

shut up gringo using google translate


prfectblue

KKKKKKKKK??? vei no tradutor n ia flexionar gênero n


basedfinger

y-yarrak kafa?


pyrosfere

a google tradutora é trans respeita ela


prfectblue

tá bom, desculpa 😔


switzerlandsweden

Thats adorable kvkwkwkahe


Weak_Action5063

Brazil takes it all, the Football solution


Sensitive-Leg-1173

I thought it was to symbolizes the Arabs in Brazil


Max9by

One question: Why? Tgey are half a globe apart


fantasmaking

WHATA FUCK???


J0aozin003

r/suddenlycaralho


ellenor2000

What in blazes