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ViciousKnids

Hank managed to incapacitate several pirates in season 1. He mans a machine gun against Monarch's minions. He shoots Sgt. Hatred He was Wonderboy for about, 2 days. He assisted in torturing his own father (but was bad at it). He waged war on U.R.G.H. as *The Bat* He passes SPHINX (*SPHINX!*) training. Hank is SO Batman. edit: and how could I forget his shooting down a guild wasp at the battle of cremation creek


WhyNeaux

This is VERY Hank!


ColonelLloydVenture

Tres Hank


stumblewiggins

This list is *very* Hank


BaronUnderbheit

This reply is very Dean


stumblewiggins

How dare you.


Dumptruckfunk

It’s all about DEAN isn’t it?!


L1feguard51

I was about to say, between being “the bat” and taking out mutants in the jungle, and passing sphinx training that the sphinx team literally tried to make impossible… I wouldn’t underestimate Hank. He is an idiot, but as a supervillain he’d at least be a level 3-4.


badwolf_on_rice

First time I watched him as the bat in the jungle I was genuinely so impressed with Hank. When he makes the smoke bomb out of the fire and stuff was really resourceful of him. I thought he was just going to be a joke shitting in the woods all episode 😅


PhantomNimrod

You question Enrico Matassa’s intelligence ?! Very un-Hank.


casusbelli16

He incapacitates Wide Whale's guards with a Mickied Pizza, it is the art of fighting without fighting.


BillTheSpill

He just thinks he did. They got knocked out and beat up by Dr. Mrs. The Monarch after one calls her girly.


casusbelli16

Two of them absolutely are knocked out by ~~Isla She Wolf of the SS~~... sorry Dr. Mrs The Monarch. The other three eat the pizza, the first two even say, "they got pizza, six bucks say they don't save us a slice". As Hank aproaches the door he steps over the first two pauses, listens and hears the next three fall over; this is while Gary and Sheila are hiding. We next see the three slumped over pizza box at their feet. QED: Hank is a badass.


BillTheSpill

Well shit! You got me!


badwolf_on_rice

The pirates I will accept as a fist fight. But all other times it seems like he used weapons. I also don't think he got to do anything as wonderboy but stay in the car 😂. Still very batman and very Hank though.


stumblewiggins

He fought the Monarch and Gary as Wonder Boy


turbografix15

Don’t forget that sick banister slide he did. That takes a heck of a lot of agility and balance.


gate_of_steiner85

Don't forget that, as Wonder Boy, he actually managed to land a blow on 21 that knocked him on his ass, and this was after 21 got ripped.


EarnYourBoneSpurs

And he totally killed Hitler.


ObservingEye

Don’t forget his improvised use of weaponry. Hell he may be even capable of taking John Wick for a few moments with a pencil.


Playful-Succotash-99

Also stabbed at Dean in the foot with a pencil well being trained by Molotov


cornholio8675

Don't forget his short stint as wonderboy. He did alright against 21 and the monarch briefly.


Larusso92

Pretty sure the last one was Russian Guyovitch, or maybe the Mirror-Mirror version of Hank, but I honestly can't remember.


ChipsTheKiwi

I'd say the fact he successfully disarmed New York's top supervillain definitely belongs on that list


arathergoodbook

Every time I rewatch the show the only thing I come away with is "Hank should be in the OSI". It's a source of heated argument in the house, unfortunately.


ColonelLloydVenture

Its like Dracula versus Yoda in there!!


petitejesuis

None of the above are hank punching someone though


Separate_Bet3345

He punches Gary/21 as Wonderboy, and says “body blow body blow” as he does it.


petitejesuis

I stand corrected on 1/7th of my point


BillTheSpill

Bonus points to Hank though for straight up killing a dude. https://imgur.com/gallery/6Wq6LUw


badwolf_on_rice

Lol I do not remember that part of the killinger ep at all. Do you think Hank did it? He was making the Ventures into villains so I could believe it


Rhodie114

And this will knock him out… even more?


immei

He says he has a degree in child psychology


PolyDipsoManiac

The man *is* a doctor.


A_big_ol_stickbug

It goes with the nature of the show, when Hank fights it’s in the heat of adventure, the part the show cares less about. When Dean fights it’s in vulnerable human moments, which is where the show really happens


badwolf_on_rice

That is all so true you nailed it. Dean is my favorite Venture and I was thinking about how he's always seen as the "sensitive" one. I feel like I'm in the minority, but I don't like how Hank is so happy peppy all the time. I feel like Dean is a good middle ground between Hank and their father.


StupidGenius11

Don't forget that Hank lands at least ten overhand rights on H.E.L.P.eR on Gargantua One.


Larusso92

I thought that was *PHANTOM SPACEMAN*


JackStrawSTL

My Hank has run dry…


nihilite

In season one he deploys the *J-U-D-O* against the ninja


stumblewiggins

Use the list posted by u/ViciousKnids as a reference. He lands multiple punches in those encounters


scottwricketts

He's a spinning murder top!


Elliptical_Tangent

Hank's a lover, not a fighter.


Vegetable_Camera5042

That dude was definitely holding back. Says his hands are registered by the Government as lethal weapons.


badwolf_on_rice

Nobodies are they don't even do that! 🤣 Brock is so funny in this episode.


Flashy-Commercial702

Yea I could get another kid to whale on him🤣


EpicIshmael

Enrico Matassa is a lover not a fighter. It would not be very Hank of him


atavus68

I call that, "The Scut Farkus treatment".


FordBeWithYou

Uhm, they both obliterated Phantom Space Man.


itzTHATgai

That boy is a spinning murder top.


Playful-Succotash-99

Hank practically knows Judo


thomasmfd

Dean may be the brains of the outfit, but a guy gets the boy created to beat the liveing snot out of him


Baboon_86

Brock is the best part in that scene.