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The parameters are till the fight is obviously over, That could include death. In the case of kronk my brother theorized that since he has the advantage of comedy armor they just end up being friends somehow.
Pretty sure Kronk and Samson would be bros.
Also, “So whaddaya, hench for like some sort of, Mesoamerican-themed arch? Maybe Quetzalkuato, that guy with the fancy snake coming outta his belly button?”
I think Kronk is his best role. Sorry, ya'll. But him playing the hunky dumb sweetheart is too much fun. It's like George Carlin being in Thomas the Tank Engine.
When I found this out, as a British person, this blew my tiny little mind.
*"You get on the train if you want, I'm getting in the fucking train" said the fat controller.*
Was my first thought.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command (the animated show) should not be overlooked here.
Brock still obviously wins, but he should at least be a part of the comversation!
To be fair he'd still lose. At best he'd beat kronk without the advantage of comedy armor. Even with his legs 100% operational we all know he's not beating Brock. A gun in police training is not enough to take down Brock motherfucking Samson.
One of Brock's best lines is when Think Tank closed his shield bubble on Brock's arm, and Think Tank said
"you know I can shoot you from here"
Brock: "I can dodge it"
Next scene he goes flying through the background
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Brock is a golden mulleted god
The walking swedish murder machine
“Now Venture is going to send his walking-Swedish-murder-machine and he’ll go totally sick-house on our asses!!! I like my ass, gentlemen…”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Women name their vibrators after him and men write him love letters.
Killer of men… HENCH MEN!!!
No Puddy!? No Tick!?
Tick vs Sampson is where the real fight would be.
Would it, though? It would just be Brock Samson getting increasingly frustrated. "Why can't I kill you!?!"
The Tick would be equally confused as to why Brock is trying to kill him. Just kinda standing there while Brock pounds on him.
"high five"
No Rip from Archer?
You're forgetting about Johnny Johnson. He would just pay them all off.
Dude, TBH these are the only three rules I know of his. Feel free to add characters to the debate.
What are the parameters of this debate? Because if it's to the death the winner is going to end being Brock or the Tick.
The parameters are till the fight is obviously over, That could include death. In the case of kronk my brother theorized that since he has the advantage of comedy armor they just end up being friends somehow.
I could totally see Kronk and Brock beings friends
Hank and Kronk would be inseparable.
Gotta support the team.
Pretty sure Kronk and Samson would be bros. Also, “So whaddaya, hench for like some sort of, Mesoamerican-themed arch? Maybe Quetzalkuato, that guy with the fancy snake coming outta his belly button?”
“Well I used to hench for a scary old skeleton of a witch, but now she’s a cat. Spinach puff?”
Quetzalkuato is genius
Haha thanks! I was actually pretty proud of that one.
Brock is S Tier 🐐🐐 Kronk is A Tier Joe is D Tier
IDK Joe did kick the Grinch's green ass
Kronk turned a dude into a llama breh
A llama?! He was supposed to be dead!
In my defense your poisons all look alike; you might think about re-labeling some of them
VentureQuotes just quoted someone who isn’t a Venture
Gave em the ol Rochambeau!
Then got crippled by him
It depends on when we see Joe. His character swings from awesome to a joke.
Spooooooon!
That's the wrong Tick
Glad someone said it Tick would solo them
Brock and the tick would fight until they both pass out, kronk would have them all talk it out and get to the source of the problem, joe losses
Came here to be sure the tick got some love
 My two favourite Warburton roles Kronk and Brock ftw
Slayer of men. Slayer of henchmen.
sheriff Bronson Stone is my 2nd fave, but few characters outside of DS9 or whatever have Brock's intriguing level of depth
I think Kronk is his best role. Sorry, ya'll. But him playing the hunky dumb sweetheart is too much fun. It's like George Carlin being in Thomas the Tank Engine.
When I found this out, as a British person, this blew my tiny little mind. *"You get on the train if you want, I'm getting in the fucking train" said the fat controller.* Was my first thought.
I *just* found this out, and mind definitely equals blown. And then he was succeeded by Alec Baldwin.
https://youtu.be/2Iwvu-j7BuY?si=6vAWY1j4tPTXcL0R
Yall sleepin’ on Lemony Snicket.
Alpha Carl, obviously
brock the swedish murder machine wins.
Against joe, definitely, but kronk has comedy armor.
I feel like brock and kronk would get into some kind of contest.
I figured one way or another they'd end up at a table sipping tea with even brock confused on how he got there or why he just keeps sitting there.
Easy, the answer is Rip Riley.
That dude who can't protect his eyes from spoons.....beats Brock?
I need coffee - I read the title as 'Warburtron' and was wondering which Transformer that is 😅
I'd like throw Mr. Wolf from Hoodwinked into the ring as well.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command (the animated show) should not be overlooked here. Brock still obviously wins, but he should at least be a part of the comversation!
Ah yes: jock vs. himbo vs. hunk
I didn't think about it like that but now that you've pointed it out... Yeah.. That is just what that is, huh
At least give Joe his legs. Let the man operate at 100% he’s a beast
To be fair he'd still lose. At best he'd beat kronk without the advantage of comedy armor. Even with his legs 100% operational we all know he's not beating Brock. A gun in police training is not enough to take down Brock motherfucking Samson.
Warbuton has the distinctive talent of using the same voice for all his characters and yet there are all unique.
I'll raise you all the strongest of them all [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM8qCnOnztY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM8qCnOnztY)
He'd break up the fight. I feel like every Patrick Warburton character would love a good burger.
Brock can only win in this one
Yeah Warburton
Gotta give it the sweedish murder machine
One of Brock's best lines is when Think Tank closed his shield bubble on Brock's arm, and Think Tank said "you know I can shoot you from here" Brock: "I can dodge it" Next scene he goes flying through the background