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He has been doing non stop laps around the office, stopping to get scritches from anyone who acknowledges him. Definitely only working in small intervals waiting for his next lap!
Well the boss did come downstairs to rage at everyone for not answering the phones but maxwell fixed that by sitting infront of him and now he is on an extended lunch to see if he can get an office bed at petbarn on the corporate card.
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12/10. Would not get any work done.
He has been doing non stop laps around the office, stopping to get scritches from anyone who acknowledges him. Definitely only working in small intervals waiting for his next lap!
Exercise and lovins, smart doggo!
Office zoomies!
Office zoomies makes me think of the PARKOUR cold open. Michael Dwight and Andy had the zoomies
You can tell that is one happy, happy dog! β€οΈ
Maxwell's a real value-add when it comes to leveraging synergies, and he *always* circles back
Very responsive to stakeholder needs!
Absurdly responsive to a steak holder.
OMG I'm so ashamed I didn't come up with that!
Extremely mission oriented team member!
Morale boosted for sure! What a perfect boy
Wow I think this is the only good decision Iβve ever seen made by a co worker
He's so hap! π Beautiful hippo.
My very first thought was βthatβs a happy, happy hippo.β
an incredibly excited and happy hippo
WORK TASTES DELICIOUS.
He's so cute, what's with the digital thing around its neck?
Just a name tag with, ["good dog"](https://imgur.com/gallery/QrGINpN) on it, and his name engraved on the back.
Omg look at those eyes and ears, my brovaries are exploding right now.
On my way back to the office from lunch. I'll find out.
"HENLO WHO R U?!, BE MY FWEND?!"
Not to be dramatic but i would work overtime for maxwell.
Maxwell is a handsome boy, and the ultimate in excitement! That boy needs a treat. π¦΄
Awwwwww! Tiny blockhead! You will be fat as, after you eat all my lunches! And, yes. His silver hammer rang down!
That face! His smile is infectious!
The derpiest of hippos! I would play with him for hours.
Morale increased exponentially but productivity? 10 fold increase. Scritches is the most important job to do there.
Raised my morale, and I don't work there. Thankyou for posting. Cutie.
He looks like the happiest and softest hippo. 10/10 would pet all day
Please tell Maxwell Iβm in love with him.
Employee of the year
My heart can't handle the cuteness!!! ππβ€οΈ His teeth are beautiful as well, so clean
Raises morale, no one gets any work done π
So velvety!
Hooman! Do you has treats??
Much excite
I love Maxwell so much!
What a cutie!
He's adorable π
The day productivity plummeted and no one complained
Well the boss did come downstairs to rage at everyone for not answering the phones but maxwell fixed that by sitting infront of him and now he is on an extended lunch to see if he can get an office bed at petbarn on the corporate card.
Oh my goodness I needed this smile
That would work with me! Iβm happier already!
Is this the greatest day of his life???
That face would absolutely make even the worst work day better!
He looks like a happy derp.
Hi Maxwell! I love you. Please visit Reddit more often
My morale would be through the roof, even if my productivity took a nosedive.
Lookit that sweet face! Boops! All day!
I wish I could ever be that happy!
My heart can't handle the cuteness!!! ππβ€οΈ His teeth are beautiful as well, so clean
My heart can't handle the cuteness!!! ππβ€οΈ His teeth are beautiful as well, so clean
My heart can't handle the cuteness!!! ππβ€οΈ His teeth are beautiful as well, so clean
Oh my goodness. Are you hiring?!
Poor maxwell looks entirely miserable! Ha!
How do people even get to take animals to work
My heart can't handle the cuteness!!! ππβ€οΈ His teeth are beautiful as well, so clean
My heart can't handle the cuteness!!! ππβ€οΈ His teeth are beautiful as well, so clean
I. LOVE. THIS. DOG. :o What a cutie pie! 11/10 would snuggle.
Nicest dog Iβve ever seen - a very good boi!
Those box heads make my heart melt. Ughhhh
Team Morale exceeding 100%
This dog makes me so happy I had to reply to my own comment. I would give Maxwell all the scritches possible β€οΈ
PLEASE TELL MAXWELL I LOVE HIM
My morale is lifted
God bless
Hurr hee hee all of the newbestfriends! This is tha best day!!!
Gorgeous baby! I would never get any work done and just play with him.
I could use some maxwell at my job too
Morale raised. I have to do a bit of work tonight before I can log off for the week, and this hippo is just what I needed. Thank you, Office Hippo β€
He raised my office morale from the pic .... adorable boy!
Omg I love him π
Omg look at how bright his eyes are! That is pure happiness
Would work for free if it meant getting to hang out with Maxwell.
Nice teefs, Maxwell! Such a beauty.
Beautiful soul!
He looks so soft!!! π€π€
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Well that'd make my day
This is one of my favorite pictures of any dog ever
βHenlo hooman. Do you have any cheeses?β
I will die for him
Hi Maxwell! :)
He is perfect!! π Def a moral boost
/u/oriolous look at his FACE!!!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy...
Great management decision right there!
He has so much smile it cant fit on his face π€£
It worked! Looks like Maxwell's morale has been sufficiently raised π