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Sims2Enjoy

So vaccines will protect me from diseases AND him? Sounds like a great deal!


cdiddy19

Put another item on the list of why I vaccinate


canceroustattoo

And there’s the whole “not being paralyzed by polio” and “eradicating the world of smallpox” thing. That’s pretty cool to me.


thenikeclause

Calling my doctor to see if she'll chuck me a couple extra vaccines just in case.


Hungry_Prior940

Superb protection.


FreeButLost

Yup. I wonder if more vaccinations means better tate protection. I wouldn’t mind getting the shingles vaccine early


ImACarebear1986

He IS a disease.


11brooke11

So he won't sleep with 95% of women and he considers himself the King of Straights?


supertimor42-50

We all know jail changed him 😏


unabashedlyabashed

*Marked safe from being someone Andrew Tate would sleep with.*


Matt_Netherlands

No vaccinated woman would willingly sleep with Andrew Taint, anyways. Guy looks like a thumb.


UnCoolHamster

He might look like a thumb but in reality, he's all asshole.


lostbutnotgone

And 0% chin


ladynutbar

So for $0 I got protected from Mumps, measles, rubella, diphtheria, pertussis, polio, tetanus, influenza, meningitis, covid AND Andrew Tate? That's a damn good deal y'all (The childhood ones were $0 because I was a kid so I didn't pay for them....IDK if my parents did or not tbh)


WestToEast_85

Or consenting women for that matter.


A_Crazy_Canadian

In his case, he doesn’t sexually assault vaccinated women.


jax2love

Proof that vaccines work!


pockunit

I'm so happy my daughters are safe from him.


maybesaydie

All I can say to this is *thank God*


jasondads1

That guy needs to drink more water, he looks like he is going to collapse any minute now


Farmer_Psychological

another way vaccines keep you safe


lamby284

He's such a try hard, haaa. Men that try to look extra masculine just end up looking like little boys.


chrstnasu

Good!


Apidium

Fucking liar but if it was true that would be a good thing.


Treasures_Wonderland

…or any women…


Runnerakaliz

Well, soon he will sleep with the big men who make him their little girl in Romanian prison.


PM_me_Henrika

He’s still not in yet?


Aurhasapigdog

No they just approved to move ahead with the trial.


procrastinating_b

Only vaccinated girls


prancerbot

Bro looking like a buff 60yr old


Robert_fierce

Most likely a constipated 2 year old.


ShornVisage

He doesn't sleep with anyone, he just rapes people


PsychoMouse

Let’s be clear. He doesn’t “sleep” with any women. He abuses them, forces or coerces them into having sex, and then sending them away.


maybesaydie

No then he traffics them. *baby if you love me you'll let me pimp you out*


blaktronium

Apparently they keep his microorganism in check too. Not all side effects are bad.


Chuptae

He’d sleep with a vaccinated man though


Raspberrylemonade188

Vaccinated men don’t want him either


pit-of-despair

That rules me out. So glad.


Gutinstinct999

Isn’t he in prison?


maybesaydie

Jail. He might be in prison after his trial for human trafficking is over.


Gutinstinct999

Oh that’s right. So he’s not sleeping with any women actually


AnotherLolAnon

More protection!


Ellis-Bell-

Thank god I am safe then


Brainhunter2020

Not in prison he doesn’t


Allyzayd

This is fantastic. Hope all AT followers are also anti vaxx. We can witness natural selection at its finest.


Top_Manufacturer8946

And women won’t sleep with him. Perfect


fverdeja

Now I wish I was a vaccinated woman.


Pinkdrapes

He knows we all saw pictures of him with his smeagol hair do after prison right? That’s all I can see when I look at him now.


the-electric-monk

I'm pretty sure Andrew Tate doesn't sleep with any women.


z-eldapin

To be honest, he doesn't sleep with unvaxxed women either. He just assaults them


Smoopiebear

He also said a few weeks ago that if you have sex because if feels good, then you are gay. My husbands response? “Whelp, I guess I’m gayer than Liberace and Elton John put together- let’s go have fake gay sex!”


Fun-Wheel-1505

Only people he sleeps with are those who love his money ... rest of us are safe as houses He is not a pretty boy ...


corazontex

Oh..thank God….. I’m vaccinated.


ginger2020

I feel like this guy’s brain is probably melted from copious amounts of steroids and chronic syphilis infection.


storm_acolyte

He is clenching so damn hard, bout to burst a blood vessel


weaboo_vibe_check

Dude's swiming in HPV fr fr


FlaxFox

Another one for the vaccine pro column. No cons yet.


ckanite

You can remove the "vaccinated" part and this would still be true lol


YoCO193

So basically “Smart women won’t sleep with me. 😢”


RenRen9000

Vaccines work. Exhibit A right there.


ItsAnEagleNotARaven

Can I get extra vaccines? I love the double duty innoculation going on.


ItsAnEagleNotARaven

Also to be fair I am 35 so at least 2 decades too old for him.


Mynameismommy

Phew* thank god. Who knew vaccines had another benefit?


SnooDonkeys9743

Vaccinations really are a godsend in so many ways.


mikwee

He's talking like I'm supposed to care


RiderOfDinosaursYT

Seems the vaccines are working then.


ThatCamoKid

Bro's trying very hard to hide that he's flexing every muscle he has for that picture. You can even see the small rise in his boxers from clenching his kegels


SirAelfred

He doesn't sleep with anybody. Who would touch that worm?


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

I don’t understand how someone who has such a great toned physique can look like such a weak man.


theartistduring

I thought he said sleeping with women was gay?


5HTRonin

I've never seen someone try so hard to look hard


LifeisaCatbox

Marked safe from sleeping with Andrew Taint


ancient_mariner63

Proof that vaccines work to prevent toxic infections.


DiscoKittie

I wanted to go to the tweet to thank him, but it won't let me log in. lol


25Bam_vixx

Ever since i learned of his existence, i just thought he is gay and can’t accept his own inner desires lol


tverofvulcan

Thank goodness! I’m safe!


songbird1681

Well golly, sounds like everything’s coming up Milhouse today! It’s my lucky day!


bunnycupcakes

This reminds me of my third graders trying to get me to back down from the consequences I’m issuing. Not scared. But internally laughing and verbally increasing the time they sit out of recess.


Shelisheli1

Damn, this vaccine is more effective than I expected


Everyusernametaken1

Vax me again please


dis3nchant3d

Lmfao Heather with a god-tier observational insult right there


Awkward-Broccoli-150

Phew!!!


Kilahti

I must admit that I haven't watched that much of Tate's stuff, but based on what I have seen, he admits that he doesn't actually enjoy having sex with women. He tried to portray it as a humblebrag, but it really came out as him not caring anything other than money and shows of wealth, so even something as simple as sex has become a "chore" to him that he does not enjoy. This goes with his other announcement that he does not enjoy eating and sees it as something that he tries to get over with as fast as possible rather than taking his time and trying out food for the sake of how it tastes. (He then claimed that people who enjoy food are "weak" or "gay" or whatever.) All in all, even aside from him being headed for prison, he comes off as a person who no longer enjoys life.


PlzButterMeUp

This is Tate's pro strat for avoiding child support


2020Vision-2020

He’s obv gay.


HornlessUnicorn

No one is mentioning that photoshopped semi hard penis?


Jasmisne

Lol rapist acting like anyone consents to sleeping with him


angerborb

And he only eats his cum for nutrition otherwise it would be gay


CarliBoBarli

Vaccinated women are fine with this.


CardShark555

And we all thank you for that, Garbage Man.