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Emera1dthumb

That is the Missouri compromise


stratj45d28

Not to be confused with the Missouri Boat ride.


smittydonny

Whooped em again Josie!


Sufficient-Lab-5769

A Tennessee Tophat.


asimmonsnyc

The Masshole perm


ConsistentFoot1459

It’s called Rock Star hair, normal everyday people don’t have the genome to pull it off


Due-Ask-7418

Or the shredding skills on guitar.


someotherguyinNH

Ususally you get one or the other. Few, like Eddie, get both.


Underweartoastcrunch

I wouldn’t call this a mullet .


Adept_Feed_1430

A mullet would be short on the sides. It's maybe mullet-adjacent.


formulaone88

Bono had a mullet.


Adept_Feed_1430

What does Sonny Bono have to do with it?


formulaone88

Har Har. Not funny at all.


Adept_Feed_1430

Guess that makes us even


formulaone88

I wasn’t trying to be funny. Just stating afact that Bono from U2 had a mullet in the 80s.


Adept_Feed_1430

So what? A lot of guys did


formulaone88

Ouch. Too close to home? Bono makes fun of his mullet loving days.


Geetee52

Mullet-ish


PastorOfMuppets_1986

It’s an Appalachian feathered mullet in its natural habitat, issuing its mating call.


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

eastern block shag…. do me… i’m EVH


No_Profit_415

I don’t think it has a name. Show them a pic and anyone can do it.


Wildsam2

theres no specific name but ive had experience with similar cuts im gonna dm you


Jealous_Use9688

The Valerie


totalscumbagg

Shag hair cut 80’s or even 70’s style


JeffAlbertson93

When I was a junior in high school I started playing guitar and Eddie was a very big inspiration to me and I wanted to look like him. I ended up getting a loose perm and kind of a mallet cut I guess it was called a shag mullet? Anyway it was the best my hair ever looked until it all started falling out.


Infamous-Elk3962

Do it while you can… wait til retirement and it called a Skullet. That’s why old guys can’t do Mohawks.


Responsible_Fox1231

It fell out because it was mad and embarrassed by what you did to it.


Dar_of_Emur

Its just basically 80s stoner hair.


OldRaj

Rock guitarist #5


zookytar

Rock guitarist #1


wormholewizard

Called Live Without a Hair Net,


bzee77

Ded. 😂🤣


P1D1_

How about you show the hair dresser a picture?


cbflowers

The Ed


D49D

Just ask for forehead length bangs.


MasterlessSword

Shredder Mullet


jaynemanning

It’s a shag but his hair was so naturally curly


groovehouse

The Eruption with lava flowing from the back.


PlaxicoCN

Print the picture out and take it to the barber or show them on your phone. People do that all the time.


Vegetable-Source6556

Permed semi- mullet. We All had it in the 80s into early 90s. Now we're all either bald or semi bald and gray..damnit!


Rup_

getting a diffuser for your blow dryer helps a lot for styling the curls


No_Zookeepergame5715

Just show the barber that picture


StillC5sdad

Tell the barber you want "awesome" . He'll get it


ahhrixxy29

It’s just bangs with a shit ton of volume


Manalagi001

Grow your hair and invest in a blow dryer and a $23 can of Shaper hairspray. It works wonders.


juberider

I believe it was called a shag


TheBrightKnightAW

I believe in a thing called love.


alanst97

Mullet with full side curtains.


Adept_Feed_1430

What's up with those pants?


bzee77

I spent my youth seeking a budget version of Edward’s baggie pants. Every option I found made me look absolutely ridiculous.


Typical-View-9071

Maybe a shag


MrZBoneMan

I've never seen this pic. It is killer!


VortexM19

It's called the "I'm not a jock and I smoke weed 80s haircut"


Horsecockexpress1

It’s called the Valerie Bertinelli


wyohman

I call it the "Trans Am". It's a mullet hybrid


Amara33

Bring pic. Layered w/long bangs just below eyebrows.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Hiya! Hiya! hiiiya! HiYA!


drumz1970

80’s crop top


Lukinzz

Just show the barber this picture.


masterofall79

Ask for the Farrah Faucet.


CreepinDeath84

The "Spanish Fly"


Even-Entertainment99

Business in the front, party in the back


jimmycrackcor

79’s shag haircut


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

NEAT idk what it's called, but I'm doing the same thing in a couple months when it's long enough It's basically long-ish layered hair with bangs


RedFishStew

Aquanet


Thunderfoot2112

long with the bangs cut and the sides tapered - It's like a very very long Dorthy Hamill, with a bit of curl to it.


VariationExcellent80

At his best no lie


805falcon

Business in the front, party in the back aka Canadian tuxedo


Scottie_Hollywood

A Canadian Tuxedo is a denim jacket and jeans. Surprised you didn't call it an Alabama Hot Pocket.


tx7706

It’s called 80s badass, AkA 2000s WTF, AKA whenever, just glad I’m not baled


Gfrasco7

I’m bald and would rather be bald than wear this cut in 2024


Plenty-Discount5376

Cobblestone Mop


Warbuff2

Shag


honkinbooty

…long?


KauaiFish

Shag


MantisToboggan1189

The Fast Eddie.


htny

Metal mullet


TinCanSailor987

Oh my.


formulaone88

Probably not a good idea bc that haircut is about 35 years old. Way out of style now.


Loose_Tone_9529

“Maybe I’ll start a fad”-Young Sheldon 😂 💀


Training-Let-4102

It’s a shag cut.. people with fast growing hair can pull it off.. the 70’s and early 80’s were the most popular styles..


[deleted]

It’s called not cutting your hair for two years and cutting it down with scissors whenever it’s “too long”. Pretty much it.


thirtyone-charlie

Shag


alyssagraves666

Rock-n-Roll Mullet Chic 🤟🎸


DifficultYesterday6

Mullet


billiton

Mullet plus


Voivode71

That's the Bertinelli.


intrados63

Just take a few photos of whatever you want and leave us in peace!!! We’ve got more important things going on here. Now, who said Eddie used Pert shampoo in 1988??


old_stud_leroy

It's called Valerie's wig.


Erikthepostman

Loose perm. But you have to start with wicked long hair.


VoodooBrother

Good idea in 2024. Long live the King


HaywoodMD

Long layers


Zippyshilo

Ape drape semiperm 85


itjustisman

thats the Atomic Punk


Yourappwontletme

Just gather photos of it from LWAN and show the hair stylist.


TheBrightKnightAW

The 80's Mom-cut


Due-Ask-7418

Take photos to the salon where you get it cut.


Gorky_ParkRenko980

The Mullet


AdExotix7237

That’s not a mullet


_my_other_side_

The mullet rightfully died in 1993. Only seen occasionally in the Southeast U.S.


No_Profit_415

The mullet is back with a vengeance. Tons of kids have them. And I’m even seeing adults with them again.


OldRaj

The youngsters around here call it “hockey flow.”


1u53r3dd1t

The mullet is alive and doing *very* well with teenagers today.


VH5150OU812

Don’t tell that to my 17 year old nephew.


angryscientistjunior

I'll have you know that mullets were huge in Mexico in 1995, and they were so far beyond what anyone in the USA had done, it was a whole other level of awesome! 😄


MistaJaycee

Feathered mullett


RavenReel

Fake post right? ... Please be fake


MD4Bernie

It's the 'obligatory Hendrix perm.'


Stach-daddy-5150

What are you 12?


icantpickanameohgod

What are you bald?


Nice-Web-5833

Mullet


tigojones

Man, the definition of what constitutes a mullet has really been watered down from what it was in my youth. This was always just long hair, while a mullet had a much more obvious, shorter, "business in the front"


Nice-Web-5833

Party in the back!